Feb 12, 2013

Habs face Monsieur Derp and his many bitchin looks ~ Canadiens vs. Lightning Game Preview and Open Thread

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Where's the beaCH?
GYFHG!

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  1. the Maritimer7:16 AM

    Harper government kills controversial Internet surveillance bill.

    Steve breathes a sigh of relief.

    Did that chick with the bandaids on her neck play Saturday night?

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    1. It only took 80,000 people protesting to back the facists down.

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    2. Some internet lawyer should write about that

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    3. Only a lawyer would be with the "Child pornographers" instead of the safe street experts.

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    4. I cant believe it took me two hours to take the hint

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    5. Im sure you were on drugs steve, it's not your fault

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  2. Great work as usual moeman.
    I like watching Guy behind the bench, I swear, he's gonna pop one.

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  3. Don't worry, 29. Spring thaw is coming soon.

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  4. Posted in last thread.

    But as much of a story here was the disrespect then shown to Pacioretty, and to Canadiens captain Brian Gionta, by referee Tim Peel, the equal-opportunity incompetent who typically and unfortunately plays a large role in most of the games he officiates.

    http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/montreal-canadiens/Dave+Stubbs+Pacioretty+more+shocked/7949672/story.html

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    1. the Maritimer10:15 AM

      If I'm Patches, the next time I play against the leaf and Grabiteski at the first opportunity that little yapping fucker is getting a two handed spear in the guts. I'd take the 5 minute major. Then I'd laugh at him on the way to the box.

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    2. I say add George Saint Pierre to the coaching staff

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  5. Love the kodachrome photo, I dont know how to do that look in digital. Intensity not lacking in Tampa.
    leaf win over PHucktards maybe they are the best AHL team ever.
    Hope we find our Mojo tonite.
    GYFHG

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  6. Chester8:58 AM

    You see the NFL stomp down on wrong doings. You see the NHL continually get it wrong. They blow chance after chance to lay down the law, set precidents show a little moxy in the face of bullshit. It's sad really. This is our game and to let the little shits like Grobitesky walk is just another sad chapter in Buttman's legacy. And really is there a reason for Tim Peel? What a fucking asshole. Must be Buttman's cousin or, he has pictures...

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  7. Thats the perfect storm, trapped with beer.

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  8. Pretzel lurch is influential.
    Habs still bringing knives to a gunfight.

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  9. Chester9:09 AM

    I just listened to Mike Milbury making his comments on Grabitesky, man It's too early to drink. I thank the Lord for RDS. At least there we only have to put up with BR sometimes.

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  10. Bob Cold from the Angry Habs Fan.

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    1. Hate to say it but I wish we had that Fraser

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  11. From Dennis Kane, Hit some one. Always got room for a goon in the leaf hockey platoon

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  12. No way any of Tampa players can play high, looking at that face would make them laugh so hard they could not play.

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    1. Cute, but that was high.

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    1. okay throw in KaKa and Weber and a bag of pucks

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  16. Happy birthday, gCHuk!

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    1. Happy Happy Birthday to our favorite baby Hab

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  17. Surely there are others who have issues with timfuckinpeel. And it's more than him being a fuckin leaf lover. He's a shit ref period! He makes all kind of stupid calls that fuck up the flow of every game I've ever seen himref. Someone tell me a game where you didn't notice he was the ref? The refs you don't notice are the best ones to have - the game is not theirs to fuck up with asinine calls and bullshit posturing. Why the fuck would he have been yelling at the Habs Captain on Saturday night? Or can't the captain talk to timfuckingpeel? Especially when he had just completely fucked the game up! I don't really know where to start when it comes to being pissed on this point. I gues it's buttman's fault, but he doesn't make the schedule up. How many B's games does timfuckingpeel ref that don't include the Habs? Couldn't we just get Steve to stab him in the cock and be done with timfuckinpeel? nd while he is stabbing, grab chrisfuckinglee and stab him too!

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    1. Chester11:44 AM

      Ya babee
      Two of the biggest morons in sports Chris Lee and Tim Peel.

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  18. btw - Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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    1. Chester11:47 AM

      Ya know this bell province has some issues but when they are putting cops on the chair lifts it's just a little too left leaning gun toting republican merican DEA redneck for me.

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    2. Chester11:48 AM

      Right leaning. Sorry Right

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  20. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!
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  21. Go Patches G Force GO

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    1. Chester1:12 PM

      You know she is so built and beautiful there is no need to photoshop her. Sad really.

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  23. North Korea up to their tricks again.

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  24. Those beers finally ran out and I had to go out for more. At least it's warmer out.

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  25. Oh and I've got a thing for Nadia of Bitchin Kitchen, so thanks moe!

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    1. Here is a project for you 29, if you can clean her up a bit, get her off the horse and onto the meth.

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  27. I have been reading everthing written and racking my brain and I have come up with the answer of how we can win tonite and every nite forever. Score more goals than the other team. Your welcome.
    GYGHG

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  28. Thought maybe the fuckers at tsn would have a Habs game night splash. Nope, all reimer, all the time. Mediots.

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    1. the Maritimer6:00 PM

      You expected otherwise?

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    2. Not really, just a bmarked sports link and poof yet another leaf yarn of shit.

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  29. http://www.thehouseofmarley.ca

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  30. the Maritimer6:03 PM

    I just hope they don't embarrass themselves tonight. Lecav and Marty usually elevate their game when they play the Habs. Plus you gotta defend Stamkos.

    It's too early in the week to drink.

    Fuck it I'm gonna go watch Spartacus first.

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    1. Never too early or to cold or too deep a snow to drink. NTTIAWWT.

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  31. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!
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  32. No BlanCHe.

    19h30 puck drop, RDS and their English sister station.

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  33. SOTU and/or Habs games drinking (word) game;

    balanced
    bi-partisan
    reform(ing)
    responsible
    serious
    challenges
    entitlement
    modest
    PleXXXe

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  34. J.T. snaps together some Lego pieces;

    http://habsloyalist.blogspot.ca/2013/02/the-eller-he-will.html

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    1. You can conclude I like the way Lego puts his bricks together. He could be a superplexx on acid given the chance.

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  35. IOC will drop wrestling in 2020.

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    1. Weird decision. Oh well, there's still horse dancing!!!!

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    3. You know of everything I read today this pissed me off the most. Wrestling has been an olympic sport since literally the 8th century BC. Fuck the crooked IOC, those fucks, who for sure got paid off by someone for this.

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    5. Steve, try co-ed wrestling.

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    1. GYGHG, although I am somewhat tourtured, a win tonite might just be putting saran wrap over a sucking chest wound, okay so we live, but what kind of existance?

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  37. GYFHG

    FFS, please don't lose 4 in a row

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  38. DGMB played for the bolts

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  39. http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/food/booze/vaportini-liquor-inhaler.asp

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  40. Tampa has a defence man named Panik, I do not kid you. Hey Panik time to panic

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  41. No fair how Rihanna just oozes sex appeal all the time.

    Oh yay, Tampa Bay. Feel the excitement.

    Hopefully the Habs got some vitamin D and are ready tonight.

    GYFHG!!!

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  42. Get 'er done, boys!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!
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  43. Most important game of the season...

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  44. Whilst multi-tasking on some politico blogs, I might be posting some SOTU (and related comments);

    "The Violence Against Women Act just passed the Senate, 78-22. All the no votes? Republican men."

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    1. Rumour is he will launch drone attacks on the biggest terrorist determined to end civilization on earth, Fat Steve duck

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  45. M♥ey, come back! (I promise not to cue up a 'comeback' comment).

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  46. yes big fat bob, we are upset at timfuckingpeel

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    1. its like quasimoto for fucks sake, someone stop this punishment

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    2. What'd I miss?

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  47. Oh Oh, BB 'a des problèmes'.

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  48. Le Cave has a six pack on his cheeks, he looks like a zombie before death.

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  49. ok let's do this boys!

    /prays

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  50. Q 4 my fellow and feline FHFriends;

    What did you think of MT2.0's look and subtle 'f'n prick' shot at the leaf coach on the weekend? Lacked class? Should've jumped over the security and smacked the fucker? Keep it in for the next game? Just curious.

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  51. Nice hustle BPrust (needs a nickname!).

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  52. how many loose pucks in the crease can we miss?

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  53. Our l'il Gallagher is dangerous.

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  54. I've the TB feed and the announcer almost started swearing on TV with that interference call. I really didn't see the problem, but I was excited to hear a live on TV nervous breakdown.

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  55. Hindsight says, next time PK, shoot da fuckin puck!

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  56. The Habs have a way of making no-name goalies look like 1997 era Hasek.

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  57. My lord this team is terrible.

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  58. well that PP was embarrassing

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  59. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!
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  60. both sides have found Choculas hidden notebook, boring hockey

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  61. Stay positive, 4HFers.

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  62. Now come on boys FFS!

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  63. Pretty sure they don't score here and it's over :(

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  64. we have Prust needs a nickname on the PP

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  65. ok 5 on 3. cash this FFS

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  66. Because we all know the next 5 PPs are going to TB.

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  67. There goes Guy.

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  68. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!
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  69. COME ON! NO EXCUSES!

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  70. Praise The Lord.

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    1. believe me now and I will tell you later, thats the gamewinner

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  72. I should be a Debbie Downer more often.

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    1. Comcast just bought NBC so they took the night off fuckig us

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  73. Yay! Now to watch them sit back for the next 2 periods while they get 7 straight penalties.

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  74. The Columbus Blue Jackets have relieved general manager Scott Howson of his duties.

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    1. what he has a lock on McKinnon

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  75. Nothing funnier than watching dumbass dredger react to news he didn't 'break'. What a egotesticled POS.

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  76. Tampa Bay is celebrating their twenthith year of being irlevant

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    1. If Buttman expands this league he should contract his mind

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  77. I'm eating a bowl of cornflakes with a glass of wine. Heh.

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    1. Red or Blanc?

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    2. Red. I thought white might clash with the milk.

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  78. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!
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  79. Oh Fuck this shit

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  80. Like clockwork. Ahem.

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  81. buttman phone not dead after all

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  82. Hauls him down?

    haul |hôl| verb
    1 (of a person) pull or drag with effort or force:

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  83. I like this Lindbach

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  84. I don't comment at H I/O but this is interesting;

    http://www.hockeyinsideout.com/play-by-play/2013/02/12/canadiens-at-lightning

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  85. what we have here is two teams who fail to execute

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  86. PFK, and my feed is a min behind

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  87. WTF! are 29 & juice drinking to post so fast!?

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    1. I'm from your future

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    2. I'ts the positive vibe, knew we'd score.

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  88. 6 FHFers @ 8:51

    That has to be a record!

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  89. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!
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  90. moeman right idea wrong game, and my feed has there faces all kind of pixelated so it looks like a bad video game

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  91. Just realized that with all the tranna mediot yipping I hadn't realized that their Stanley Cup contending/parading team has played two games more than the Habs.

    Also, upthread I suggested PFK! shoot. He did.

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  92. there is no way we can lose this game now, it would be like a Pope retiring as if that will ever happen

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  93. We're dominating.

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  94. So apparantly Boucher is on a short leash. A couple of years ago you would have thought he was the second coming of Scotty Bowman according to some Hab fans.

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  95. looks like old chesse is nailed to the bench

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  96. CHeerleaders!

    Yeah, I'm padding.

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  97. Having the Chapel Hill Road Block McLaren Vale Shiraz 2009.

    http://www.winecompanion.com.au/Wines/Best-of-Shiraz-2012

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    1. With cereal?

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    2. Count CHocula.

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    3. Excellent choice. Red wine and chocolate.

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    4. You know it Moey.

      Also good, red wine and tiramisu.

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  98. Lego & CHeese on the PK.

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  99. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!
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  100. I don't know what happened, but yay!

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  101. Well they'll have to work really hard to give up a 3 goal 3rd period lead, but I put nothing past my Habs!

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    1. Put nothing passed fuckface bettman. Ever.

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    2. I'm staying positive!

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  102. Didn't darren pang make a racist comment about PK? STFU.

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  103. Wow, BB is realy anti-Cole.

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  104. Lego and PFK have 2 points eaCH so far tonight.

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  105. Bs & Buffs both down 2-0.

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  106. Habs' #73 out-hitting Habs' #74 3 to 1. Love this Kid G.

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  107. Fight the good fight, boys and
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!
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  108. juce, from upthread, I may be taking a bit of liberty with 'racist' but the words come out of pang's mouth;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tNVwQUJoik

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    1. That was hilarious. Obviously it was a slip of the tongue, but it's what these guys really mean when they say PK needs to 'know his place'.

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  109. Looks like they're solidly in "Sit back and try to hold on" mode.

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  110. Join the M.! as he's eating all the ice cream, early!

    http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/02/eat-it-fast-because-ice-cream-melts.html

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