Feb 26, 2013

It starts with the letter F

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Habs fucking lost one they shoulda had. Fuck Bishop. Oh well, still in First.
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Cute @ 2:36
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The word is Femme, fatale.

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  1. Fuck the leaf, Go Habs Go
    I hate to say it but Wed is a character game, its a teamate better person test. The leaf are going to be gooning it up, running Vodkov,gCHuck and Kid G. Fortuntately they will not have some freakish monster in net. I had nightmares, it was the scariest thing I have every seen, it was Bishop in a Broons jersey.

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    2. the Maritimer9:49 AM

      They have to play .500 this next stretch to keep a playoff berth. I don't think 1st in the conference is possible. Just show up tomorrow night FFS. Gonna be tough.

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  2. Come on people we need a lot more wringing of the hands, shorts in a knot, hands moving towards the panic button.

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    1. the Maritimer11:55 AM

      No need to panic, but if they're at the 8th spot by the end of next week all bets are off.

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    2. Chester12:54 PM

      Holy shit Aquaman, we're all going to die!!!!
      Quick ... trade Cammalleri!!!

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  4. Chester2:04 PM

    and so it begins.
    Where is Louie Louie??
    Cause we gotta go.

    I wonder if MB is holding PFK up to let people have a sniff.
    MT2.0 had that death stare when he got fingered in OT.
    It was that "you aren't gonna play anymore" kind of death stare.
    I think his sense of humour just expired.

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  5. Bishop update, expected to be named goalie pope because he is considered practically infallable. The NHL net opening it 24 sq feet in total. Bishop front profile measures in at 22.6 sq feet. You dont need a degree in mathamatics to understand he only needs to manipulate an area smaller than his glove to block the entire net. Its the freakish monster from hell.

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    1. Chester2:10 PM

      Didn't work for Weeks(sp).
      He also used an oversize sweater.

      Tough thing to realize that Bishop is a backup.
      Good this those old Sens teams didn't have goalies.
      They would have been unstopable.

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    2. I am surprised the internets are not freaking out about this discovery. If Bishop continues to play like he did last night it is the end of hockey as we know it. Jacob is probably already taking bids on the hit.

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  6. Chester2:16 PM

    It's Ottawa FFS.
    The calmness and resevation of emotion applies.
    Everybody just exhale.

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  7. Chester2:24 PM

    Just looking at the realignment.
    Introducing a wild card means that you could have a situation where the divisional number one could have to play a wild card with more points than the number four in the division. In other words a stronger team. I like keeping the top eight in the conference. Plus having two rounds of playoffs within your division after the reagular season will introdue an very high hate level. Maybe tho this is what they are after.

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  8. All those pings FFS! We was robbed I tell ya .Habs played a good game.

    Realignment is coming:
    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=416887

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  10. Don't panic yet, our Habs will do just fine, this loss wasn't on them, it was a goalie who played to exception.

    Has will take care of the laffs and go from there.

    Just keep in mind the last time les Glorieux were in 1st was 1993 and you all know what that year was. STAY POSTIVE.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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    1. No Bishop has got into their heads, he cant be beat ever, even if its 5 on zero its impossible to score more than one goal a game. We should just tank until he retires or is traded out of conferance.

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    2. Chester3:04 PM

      The last Bishop that I remember grabbed Knewt just before she slid out the hatch. But he was a good guy. What has happened?

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    4. Chester3:19 PM

      The CIA .... of course it's all too clear now. The Merican'ts in Leaf Land, the truculance, the inability to maintain relationships as well as erections. It's all so Tranna, so CIA ... cue the flag, pipe in the music.

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  12. All I know is Les boys had better revenge that fucking gawd-awful shit show to those fucks on Wed. I circled the date and have been looking forward to it. MT 2.0 said that they would prepare for it.I sure fucking hope so..

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    2. Chester3:21 PM

      I have the banjo duel on my iPod. And really you have to admit he had a good squeal ....

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    3. the Maritimer3:31 PM

      Exactly. I don't care about 1st place or anything else. Just show up and play to your capabilities. They better be fucking prepared, I would make them sit and watch the whole miserable game start to finish. See that guys? You sucked donkey balls all night and let that little fucker Grabiteski get a pound of flesh. If I'm Max the first thing I do is spear him and take him out of the equation. They may need to bring up Stortini to contain Orr.

      Screw all that just play like they did last night and SIEVEns will wilt. MT2.0 can't let Belinda Carlyle out-coach him again. TFS: NO SOFTIES!!!

      DIE LEAF DIE!!!

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    4. DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!DIE leaf DIE!!!GO HABS GO!!!!

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  13. Habs are going to put the laffs and that cannibal they have in their places. Those shits need to be taught a lesson along with their scum of the earth fans.

    Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. the worst fans of all Harper fans

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  14. Why 29 has no children (that he knows of or will admit too)

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    1. Hell, I feel bad enough when I leave my buddies downstairs while I'm in the cabines danse à 10 (or 15 now)

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  15. DGMB really fucks up, a player with a French name was available for a bag of pucks and he did not get him.

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    1. He is a pure wool, double fuck up

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    2. Srsly. 4th round pick??? Where was Bertrand Raymond on this one?

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  16. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-26/ab-inbev-overstates-alcohol-in-budweiser-lawsuit-claims.html

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  17. Eric Cole traded for Michael Ryder. Heh.

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    1. the Maritimer6:25 PM

      Holy Fuck! What's up with that?????????

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    2. Ryder is UFA this year, saves cap space. I like it.

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    3. the Maritimer6:33 PM

      Getting ready to go after Corey Perry maybe?

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    4. Nice update Moey.

      So CCR is back, not sure what to make of it but DGMB is staking his claim and then some.

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    5. Habs get a draft pick in the deal.

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    6. Maybe Getzlaf? Kaka will be bought out so there's money for a big UFA signing this summer.

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    7. the Maritimer6:42 PM

      Heh, foghorn dreghorn pretends he knew all about the trade. Moey knows more about why the Habs picked up Ryder - salary dump. Are you guys aware that like Sid Crosby, Corey Perry grew up a Habs fan? "Rubs hands gleefully."

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    9. there is only one explatation DGMB is a fan and he read my post of yesterday asking him to make some kind of plan.

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    10. + third-round draft pick.

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    11. I was just about to post something about what kind of drugs Steve is using this week with all his ramblings about left field trades when WHAMM - Michael Ryder? Been there done that - are we liking this trade? Not concerned about the money - does it win us more games? I forget - is he not another little guy? Or do I have that wrong?

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    12. Kmaxx he is a smurf at heart with a just above smurf body. I do not like this trade for the simple reason that Cole gave up on us. Thats trouble and Ryder makes it double

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  18. the Maritimer6:31 PM

    Wow, that is completely out of the blue. I thought Cole was starting to turn it up a notch.

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  19. Talk about outta left field field.

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  20. Wilde says it's "genius".

    I'm still picking my jaw off the floor. Not that I hate it but it's kinda surprising and I'll miss Colé.

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  21. Faaaack. Do not like. Cole must have been very unhappy for some reason.

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  22. I tried to share this but my POS does not respond!!!!!!!!!!

    Hey Steve, I like that chant, make sure you use it tomorrow and every laff-Habs game!!

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  24. the Maritimer6:55 PM

    I guess Cole is up here by himself, the family must still be in Carolina. Probably why he was soul searching just before the lockout ended, I'm sure the travel will be easier for him stateside.

    Bonne chance, Eric you wore that jersey well. Best winger we had since l'Artiste and the emergence of Patches.

    And welcome back Michael Ryder, I hope you have cleaned up your act since you left town. Oh, and you don't have the little fuckity-fuck to lead you astray in Montreal. Just avoid stripper loving lawyers.

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  25. I am not cheating and looking at the internets, but Ryder in Dallas, Dallas is going nowhere like fracking is bringing gas to your drinking water. I gotta say WTF

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    1. He asked for a trade, do I have to spell it out

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    2. do good persons ask for a trade

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    5. I am going to stop digging now. Just saying I feel for people who have to do some digging. That would certianly not include the roads people in Montreal. They are great at ripping, but not digging.

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    6. Cole waived his NTC. Let that sink in for a moment. He went from a first overall to a team that may not make the playoffs, WTF. More WTF why did Dallas do it? Its a very strange trade.

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  26. !!!!!!!!1!

    $#@&@*#&)*@#()!)!!_)!_*$(!($(

    / in shock

    Welcome back Ryder! Someone needs to check the FHF archives, I can't even remember his nickname. Did he have one?

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    1. I believe it was lapdancer

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    3. the Maritimer7:08 PM

      beerchugger?

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  27. "Someone needs to check the FHF archives, I can't even remember his nickname. Did he have one?"

    CCR(yder)

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  28. Cole is a stand up guy. He welcomed the famille fromage when they came to Monteal. Thanks for work as a Hab and the memory you gave the fans high-fiving a zebra.

    Speaking of Bishop, caught the tail end of a story today about a goalie somewhere who stopped over 80 shots but his team still lost. Wow.

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    1. Juce you dont know he could have been an extra on the wrong side in Django unchained.

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  29. Seriously, I thought Eric Cole was a great Canadian. He was and is an elite talent in this league. I appreciate his decision to leave his southern roots and come play in the hotbed of hockey. Thank you Eric you did yourself and Les Habitats proud.

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  30. I do not need to search the achives because its all crystal clear in my steel trap mind. I called for the Cole trade, fact.(look it up you lazy kids) I called for DGMB to get off his hands and do something, fact. All of this should make you wonder, and I believe that 29 already knows, I am DGMB bitches.

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    1. cat's outta the bag

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    2. I can explain my affection for pinstripes

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    3. So the cat was in the bag a along.

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    4. I am going to be a bit lite on comments tonite as all the fucking mainstream people want to pick my mind. All they are going to find is gold pure gold.

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  31. What finaly got to Cole was watching Cheese. He was thinking if that frail old man ever takes a direct hit well is PTSD all around, and I am not waiting around for a part of that.

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    2. Cole was also merican so I was offside with that comment, the merican human balance on the team will not change

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  33. On the positive side all those who wanted a COLE t shirt but were offputted by the price tag, can now get it for under thirty dollars.

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  34. How will he ever learn the system in time to play Wed. It took PFK nearly a week. And Ryder is not know as a rocket scientest, more of a scientest at rocket.

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  35. Dr Rechii likes the trade. Cole still has enough brain cells left to get a concussion.

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  36. In other business news we dropped a million a year in cap hit. Ryder is a UFA this year, so its a rental, plan the parade, we are going to pick up a biggin and make a run.

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  37. Ryder has was born on the rock, he spent three years in BOOSton and some time in Texas. This guy will not be capable of tying his own skates/

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    1. two player both sides feared where washed up. Its like an episode of Lost.

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  39. Hide the booze. Close the bars. Ryder's back.

    If I see Mickey Ribs next, someone's getting punched.

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