Mar 26, 2013

Don't CHoke, Try Hard, Be Productive, Put the boot to them, Numbers count, Cake! ~ Habs vs. Flightless birds Game Preview and Open Thread

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MT2.0's first visit back to Mario's new Pingoo igloo. NHL Previoo. TFS™ !
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CliCHé away FHGFers.
GYFHG!

148 comments:

  1. The Saint8:09 AM

    Penguins? I think not. Pengloses tonight.
    TFS stands on his head. Gallagher shows up
    Crosby. 2-1 Habs.

    GyMfHg!

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  2. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    1. the Maritimer12:41 PM

      Yes, Master Yoda.

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  3. This shit just got serious!

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!

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  4. Any word on when Prust is coming back? Could use him for these two games, but don't rush it if he's not ready. What do we think, Price tonight and Buddha tomorrow for the broons, like last time?

    What a coincidence, Pens and broons back to back again. I'm of the Lenny Briscoe school of thought: there's no such thing as coincidences, just criminals who know how to rig the game.

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  5. Is there an unused cliche available.
    Get r done boys
    Go You Fucking Habs Go
    No matter what
    Its a great night for hockey.

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  6. @moeman, thats a fantastic painting

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  7. With this quote Ovie has to be honorary FHF of the Day.

    "“I just try to do my best. Right now I’m scoring goals and I’m the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the toilet. So maybe you just forget to flush me.”

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  8. As anyone considered bring back Big TiTs for the cup run?

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    1. Imagine TiTs and Kovy thats a whole carton of eggmen.

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    2. the Maritimer12:45 PM

      Big TiTs is sittin' in some bar in Russia contemplating life and
      how it (Y) all went wrong.

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  10. the Maritimer12:46 PM

    I'm hoping they get it to OT tonight. Anything after that is gravy.

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  11. the Maritimer12:58 PM

    Oh fuck. Chris Lee is reffin' tonight. Habs are down two already.

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    1. I cant believe it. So we get Tim Peel for the Broons?

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  13. Seriously - why is it that every important game the Habs play chrisfuckinlee turns up to ref? He is a shit ref to start with and has a proven and well documented anti-CH bias - so how does this happen? I am completely fuckin' fuming if this cocksucker, this leaflovingmutherfuckinbroonblowinjiswaloowin turd is reffing the game tonight.

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    1. the Maritimer2:22 PM

      I can see the smoke coming out of your ears from over here.

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  14. The Saint3:33 PM

    I don't know if I'm more ashamed of admitting Brad Marchand is from Halifax (well, the burbs of) or Chrisfuckinglee is from Saint John. Two Maritime douchebags for the price of one.

    Maritimer, keep an eye out for the fucker next time he's home to visit Ma Lee and fuckin' run him over. Just maim him. Dr. Recchi will be sure he survives.

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    1. the Maritimer4:18 PM

      Chris Lee is from the burbs as well and Tim Peel is from the Town of Hampton about 20 minutes east of here. Rumour has it that Tim was actually born in Ontario so there's that.

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  15. Understanding the Broon mind.

    “You talk about the weight of what you have to do, how you can handle it? The bad men, someone truly evil? They’re light as a feather. They don’t feel a thing.”
    -Michonne

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    1. the Maritimer4:20 PM

      Great episode last night, Merle went out with style. I think Darryl will kill the Gov'ner.

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    2. The Saint4:26 PM

      Indeed. Lookin' forward to the finale.

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  16. Latest chapter is de Sade and its hilarious;

    http://thedeadauthorspodcast.libsyn.com

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  17. R.I.P. Wayne Fleming.

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  18. MAF, Morrow, no Blunt.

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  19. Fuck Chris lee.

    Sorry I won't be joining you kids. Gotta do the Jew seder thing. Be excellent to each other. Happy Passover!

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    1. Say hi to Momof29 for me.

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    2. traditions are what make us not a collective of cats

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  20. Such a splooge fest over the Pens today on the radio, why not just hand them the Cup already. Sorry but if my Habs can't win it it 's going to the Ducks.

    That's an overdose of cuteness moe, I'm beside myself.

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    1. heh, well you did suggest I keep finding bunnies but who knew I could herd kittens too! A duckling!

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    2. Also, too:

      (CHecks to see if 29 is lurking ... , nope: http://www.cupcakevineyards.com/product/wine/chardonnay )

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    3. Oops, un poussin.

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    4. It's all good moe, I love it. Mmmmm....wine. Having leftover Taco bake tonight with some red.

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    5. Love the taco bake.

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  21. Try the veal at N31's, its good;

    http://thenotwithstandingclause.blogspot.ca/2013/03/newsflash-guy-boucher-fired.html

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  22. http://forecast.io

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  23. First of all, we got the third ovrall draft pick last year on merit. So I do not believe in magic. It would be magical for us to go on a run this year, especially when the last magician is playing for St Lou. I have not seen any TFS magic. He is a great goaltender, one of the best in the league, but he is not going to win a series, its not his history. So the front line troops will have to do the job, and they are green, lack mean, and will not be able to grind it out, with the lack of calls in the playoffs. I hope I am wrong, as I often am, but on this you can quote me. To young, to soft, to pedestrian in net, its not going to happen this year.

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  24. I will be looking here for the game
    http://habsonlinetv.blogspot.ca/

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  25. I think we win, Pens are without two top players. They have iffy goaltending, and they are not going to push us around.

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  26. GYFHG!!! Talk about 2 important games!!! Hope they got the mediocre out of their system last week.

    Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

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  29. pussy ass pitt player didnt like getting hit

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  30. like the jump the boys have!
    GYMFHG!!

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    1. 29 would call that hustle.

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  31. PIT showed class to MT2.0. I believe it all stems from Mario.

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  32. What does PleXXXe do to get CHased from so many face-offs?

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  33. Pierre LeBrun says we beat the Pens tonight

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  34. Le Magnifique..best talent Ive ever seen

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    1. If Lemieux had been healthy his entire career, the waynEgo love would've been tempered down, a lot. Mario's Executive skills are also much better.

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    2. If he was healthy he's real close to Wayner (if not passed him)

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  35. You know who hates quick whistles. Our own N31. It'll be in her fab recap. Toaster!

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  36. we are killing them victory is ours

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  37. The only reason PFK gets booed in PHI-PIT is because of the supported-by-don-cherry-and-the-mediots-mike-richards'-racism. The booing in boston is because the entire arena is filled with bigots. Malcolm, get the fuck out of there.

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  38. you beat me moe!
    fla 1 stoopid fucking leaf 0

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    1. Gamecenter alerts are fun.

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  39. Very good 1st period but no point for winning 20 minutes so the boys must repeat this for 40 more and score at least one goal.

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  40. get nothing for style points, can we get a better winger than Armstrong for Larry please???? FFS

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    1. obstute observation t

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    2. When my Grandpa was alive I loved him and would have done anything for him, except put him on the third line of the Montreal Canadiens

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    3. could he skate better than Armstrong??

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  41. alex semen, an eggman that could not make octomom pregnant

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  42. my nutjob is goig nutty aaaaahh

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    1. quality sucks but its there

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  44. at least TFS seems to be awake tonite

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  45. teh Pits color has to point out all the mercians on the Canadians, why does this make me look like Rob Ford being accused of bieng a drunk

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  46. ryder should have fucking THREE!!!

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  47. NO FUVCKING call??? Chris fuckinglee

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  48. I don't know about you guys but hearing "Ryder POURRAIT avoir un tour du chapeau ce sour!" doesn't make me too happy.

    All these missed/close chances are gonna bite them in the ass.

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  49. Odds are CCR socres

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  50. now this feed goes down, fuck you fat steve, you can take away my hockey but you can not take away my right to party

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  51. Ok I am back it was God protecting me from seeing the first bad call

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  52. penalty..of fucking course!!

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  53. Embellished somewhat. Fuck off lee.

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  54. How about the odds he scores after getting out of the penalty box???

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  55. now I know how everybody felt when I got married, what does she see in him, the same thing MT2.0 sees in Cheese

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  56. I hate to admit it but I am getting bored

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    1. Go look at the wedding album.

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  57. Cheese must have MT2.0 pictures with farm animals

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  58. 29 would say cash it in boys.

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  59. Let's go Markov-to-Subban!

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  60. go habs go
    fucking pot one

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  61. cheese get off the fucking ice...

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  62. fucking Cheese he gets in the right place at the right time and he cant get it up

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    1. Steve have you seen his wife?

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    2. thats the irony

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    3. obviously all his best stick work is off the ice, an playing with women

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  63. somebody tell me why we signed him???I guess to fuck the leaf (they paying half his salary after all)but, he's USELESS!!

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  64. Not that it matters but céline scored v. FLA.

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  65. fuck me Cindy, this is playoff hockey

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  66. TFS was asleep back ther.. 8 fucking shots

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  67. do not give up boys

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  68. busy knitting socks for the team..fuck me..

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  69. that was a perfect shot

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  70. cheese is on the shelf , it must be a passover mircle

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  71. Wear a visor (or other types of protection).

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  72. poor flower, spread that five hole

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  73. Habs dominating.

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  74. heh, FLA gets dinged for a penalty at 20:00. Sure.

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  75. they showed all the goals from the night, Patrick Kane scores a movie

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  76. Not that I have time to watch, but this feed is working for me, Steve.
    http://atdhe.so/watch.php?id=638934

    Go Habs Go!

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    1. o man you are correct much better Q than mine, and wide screen not 480

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    2. apparently its a copywritted telecast, since 29 is off tonite, I can not get a legal opinion on that, so its legal

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    3. try victoews@babysitterisalone.ca/HaiKarate

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    4. however there are so many pop up windows, only a superior FPS player like myself could defeat them

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  77. Vokoun in for the injured MAF.

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  78. 2-1 leaf on the gimmes 20:00 penalty.

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  79. 2-2 FLA 23 seconds later.

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  80. Cash it in boys.

    Some are forgiving but I cannot see why matt cooke is allowed to be an NHLer.

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  81. Time flies on Habs PPs.

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  82. crisfuckinglee strikes.

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  83. It's amazing how easy it is to save a puck when they shoot it right at you.

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  84. CHallah is 78% on FOs.

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  85. The scoring has dried up.

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  86. Playoff-like hockey. Pens are lucky to win and they know it.

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  87. I'm confused how there are 6 Habs out there and they still are the last to every puck and have NO BODY in front of the net. Imagine if someone was in there for that rebound?

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  88. where is Gilles MEH

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  89. Meh... Tomorrow's another game but looks like they're in a slump.

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  90. Well, that's it folks. The dream is over, here comes the collapse. 7th place here we come. The end is nigh. They'll score 10 more goals for the rest of the season.

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  91. Not to panic or anything.

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  92. Regardless this year's Habs showed up vs. what is maybe the #1 team. A lucky goal, although sniped, a few missed chances. I'dve liked at least a point but time to move on and see the broons die.

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  93. Aargh. On to Boston

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  94. had to go out for milk and bread.. we can play with this so called "best team" i aint fuckin scared
    1-0??? we CAN BEAT THESE FUCKERS!!

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  95. Best supporting actor in an embellishment role goes to Fleury.

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  96. i just finished watching.. It wasn't giants fault, Fleurys' own MAN hit him!!
    how come nobody tried to rip Cookes's head from his body from going after the Captain?? where the fuck was Moen???

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  97. Feeling masochistic, read some comments on both the Habs and leaf articles on TSN. What I learned.

    -leaf would be in first if only Lupul didn't get hurt.
    -Only the leaf gets injuries, and it's totally unfair.
    -Beating a last place team = Stanley Cup
    -leaf are breathing down Habs' neck (5 pts back with 2 games in hand).
    -Habs had refs on their side (?)
    -leaf has whole league against them (?)
    -Scrivens (sp?) is best goalie in the league.
    -leaf fans are easier to distract than my cat.

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  98. Just saw the highlights. I'm very confused about how Gio can be blamed for injuring MAF. Really, honestly. I'm confused.

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  99. I am still kinda Meh. We are missing three important players, lets see what happens when they come back,

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  100. The Saint9:15 AM

    Miss the game? Wondering if the Habs won or lost? Log onto tsn.ca If you see the Habs as lead story, well then FUCK! Ya know it's another L.

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