Mar 27, 2013

Fuck Off And Dive you embellishing fuckers ~ Habs vs. broons Game Preview and Open Thread

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Guessing tsn awards the Stanley Cup tonight.
TFS™. 19h30.
clod starts whining at 19h31.
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Festoon yourselves FHFers.
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203 comments:

  1. Go Habs Go
    Beat the nasty Broons with your carbon fiber sticks
    And MT2.0 let PFK get out of position to smear Ratface

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  2. The Saint9:59 AM

    I didn't read through last night's comments, so sorry if I repeat anything, but I have a few observations about last night and the team in general.

    1. This team needs somebody to stand in front of the net, if for no other reason than to jump on rebounds. Last night and in particular against Buffalo, that 2nd chance was there but nobody to cash it in. It's not really his game, but could Jagr be that guy?
    2. The goal. At first I though, c'mon Carey! But then I thought "Wow, that was a very Lafleurrian goal!" Perfect shot. Take off the helmet, add a shock of blond hair and voila!
    3. Maybe this mini losing streak is what is needed to have the mediots stop referring to that fateful date which shall not be named.
    4. Speaking of the mediots, how can you tell the Habs lost? That's right. Lead story on tsn.ca even with the Loafs winning.
    5. Welcome back Halpern. They didn't win, but he gave them a chance to tie it by winning the faceoff in the offensive zone.

    Missing tonight's game, but GYMFHG. Kill those muthafuckin' SSTBs!

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  3. Do we really want Martin St Louis, on a straight up for Gio maybe otherwise we need no more smurfs we are full up with Smurfs NTTAWWT

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    1. The Saint10:36 AM

      Agreed. Smurf that.

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  4. Is there any possible way, Big TiTs drunk and stoned would not be an improvement on the Lego line over Cheese?

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  5. If we at least get a loser point tonite I will give the boys a 70% on the last test of the season.

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  6. mildly amusing
    http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/03/26/game-of-thrones-nhl-banner-sigils_n_2959171.html#slide=2269439

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  7. For the love of the GFSM bring up LeBrow to play on the Lego line, sign Kovy, find the best beer leaguer in Quebec, all things would be better than Cheese.

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  8. I have done a through scientific anaylis of our 70 shots over the past two games, 68 of them sucked like Gomez. We need the shot machine.
    What is wrong with these people, players who cant skate, players who cant shoot, and management has their head in the icehole.

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  9. Chester11:34 AM

    OK
    I just hate this fucking team, coach, owner, fans and everybody in the general geographical area. The whole organization is just a swirling steaming cesspool of low brow cromagnon knuckle dragging epsilons. If there is a creature recently out of the trees it homes in on the gahden and finds it's place with all the other underdeveloped things...
    There I said it. Fuck them.
    Go Habs!

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    1. the Maritimer1:06 PM

      third it

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  10. mariolemagnifique11:51 AM

    buck you you buckin' froonz.

    http://stpicz.com/4622_images_copy_lkbz.png.html

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  11. Moeman, outstanding pictorial thread for what should be a doozy! Missed last night but should be there for the start of tonight's at least...

    GYMFCSHG!!!

    Go Habs Go!!

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  12. Battle for 1st in the NE. Nothing would make me happier today than to beat those fuckers. Mind you, the mediots would conjure up some stupid excuse on why they lost AND we still wouldn't make the first headline on TSN.

    GYFHG!!!

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  13. This, is getting around;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=w-0CS-T1HUQ

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    1. Chester2:20 PM

      OMG
      Funny, wow.

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  14. the Maritimer3:00 PM

    Even during the month long run of being first in the conference, I kinda had a feeling it was too good to be true. The laws of averages will eventually even things up, lucky bounces, good goaltending, timely scoring, injuries, etc. It was fun while it lasted but hey, after that train wreck last year I'll take a solid 4th place, home ice advantage finish. I'm not going to get bent out of shape if they lose tonight. I only saw a little under half the game last night - they played a solid, playoff style road game and with a lucky break or two in the first period, from what I read, could have stole that game. Hopefully we'll see the same tonight. I've got my spot reserved on the couch for tonight. GYFHG!!

    P.S. - I've noticed Anaheim are losing a little more lately as well, so parity will kick in eventually to everybody.

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    1. The Saint3:06 PM

      Actually the Pens stole the game. Habs outplayed them for most of the night, especially first 2 periods. Need some size in front for dem juicy rebounds I tells ya. David Clarkson if Jagrmeister isn't the right choice.

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    2. need to make some plays not just blast it at the crest

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  15. Our second PP is flacid, bring in KaKa

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  16. Watching Cheese skate is like watching a mime walking with a walker.

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    1. Dr Rechii has weighed in , its a lobotomy

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  18. No pressure but TinTin better outplay the Shaved Ape tonite.

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    1. next time have some dignigty when Cindy is blowing by you dont wave your stick at him asking him to autograph the puck.

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    2. I want to see 008 in the next game. Its time to give up on TinTin

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    3. maybe we could trade him for Halak so we could have a goalie that can stop a clean wrist shot.

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    4. just dorp the puck alrady

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  19. Chester3:20 PM

    We have the best record for a re-building team in the history of re-building. We had what 37 shots at those birds and we couldn't bury one. I am having some conflict. I see Gally at the net and I see DDD, but in my opinion Patches should be there as well. With him comes some size. He should be in there muckin around with the smurfs, CCR sits in the slot and His Flashyness and Vodkov blast from the point, but I don't see Patches in there muckin. We miss Prust.

    Did I mention how much I hate the fucking beaners? I'm not gonna even give them a capital anymore.
    Go Habs!

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  20. gCHuck in the presser? Blunden Lego Cheese line, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    1. sorry BLut Lego CHeese line Bacon Lettece and Cheese suck sandwich..

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    2. we have given up on gCHuck, given up on TinTin, given up on LeBrow, there is no future.

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    3. I am in a dark place, looking for the tank keys.

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  21. This is playoff hockey boys. No room for passengers. Habs won't use the back to back excuse because...no excuses that's why! Play hard and clean - rtake the shots that present themselves - I'm talking to you PFK! Fuck ratface and the shaved ape. The habs beat 'em last time playing Habs hockey and they can do it again tonight. Julie is a cock what needs stabbing and nothing is sharper than looking up at the Habs in the standing.

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!

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  22. DIE BROONS DIE

    Gotta head out for some real life stuff, hope to be home as early as possible. No more seders thank goodness. I'm mataz-ed out. Thought the requirement you drink 4 glasses of wine always helps

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    1. *matza-ed out. thought i would prefer to eat mataz, whatever it is

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  23. Outstanding moe, I need me some of those shoe plows! The bear on the board cracks me up. And Grumpy Cat! McGuire says tonight is gonna be ugly. Bruins already have a good head start in the ugly department. We just have to be smarter and faster.

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  24. Go HABS GO
    I miss Juce she was always so positive

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  25. This is a lousy goosy year, and I think I founded that society, so celebrate.

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  27. From TSN:
    "Boston Bruins head coach Claude Julien, meanwhile, is worried about his club's fatigue despite rallying for a victory last time out."

    Oh, poor wittle babies! They have to play more than two games this week. How unfair! Wait, which team had to play last night in a different city?

    GO HABS GO!

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  28. When I single out the stupider mediots I never forget career Habs hater gino ragu at tsn. This leaf lover will always go out of his way to take a shot at the Habs. Tonight, even though Iginla isn't a broon, ragu yips that as a broon Iginla WILL be a big problem for the Habs. Is he playing tonight? Nope. How many teams in the north east? ragu needs to shut down his pathetic act and STFU.

    Also, according to ragu it has been a tiring and busy day for the broons because there's lot of speculation. Who the fuck gets tired out due to speculation? Embellishers? ragu is a master piece of shit work and easily makes the top 10 of who you would want to punch in the face.

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    1. its media in general, the talking idots will say, nobody tells me what to say, yes fuckhead they hired you becuase they know exactly the stupid shit your going to say. Its like hireing a hockey player do you want cement head

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  29. Die Broons Die
    Go Habs Go
    and CHeese take that ampetimine suposatory

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  30. mariolemagnifique7:24 PM

    Go you mother fucking HABS go!
    eat shit and die broon

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  31. Latest from the room, gCHuck is back because TinTin said he will fight the Shaved Ape, its a epic, its out of control its hockey on the big screen

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  32. mariolemagnifique7:32 PM

    ourson mal leche

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  33. jon loo is shorter than DDD.

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  34. mariolemagnifique7:39 PM

    Benoit Brunet likes the broon a little too much for my liking. Maybe he can take take his speech impairment with jack puke edward

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  35. The fun thing about a game in boston is realizing how fucking stupid and hockey illiterate their fans are.

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  36. I am on nutjob. but its not great
    http://nutjob.eu/njtvx2.html

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  37. Could Cuthbert be less enthusiastic?

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  38. mariolemagnifique7:46 PM

    YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!

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  39. Anyone notice the guts+glory=prize winning sausages pic? There ya go kidz.

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  40. we have them bent over, do not let them stop squealing for a second

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  41. For Malcolm Subban's sake I hope he gets traded because I doubt he will be able to handle the overt racism (which BTW is maybe where don cherry got his).

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    1. I have been to Boston, and its very very white NTTAWWT

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  42. the great thing about CHeese is he looks the same in real time and slo mo

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  43. Take physical play to the next level. In other words start gooning it up.

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  44. wOOt! Good start, CCR getting revenge against his old team.

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  45. Steve: This feed is pretty good, but it's NBC.
    http://atdhe.so/watch.php?id=639570

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    1. thanks O man. much better q like last time, although studdering, frozen then live, hope its better tonite

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  46. I think I will bless Malcolm with the nickname MLK.

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  47. Also want to point out that TSN is now saying that Kipper is on his way to Toronto (probably). My only question is how will they have room for him in net, what wit Luongo already there and two Vezina winners sharing duties already. Not to mention the cap hit since the leaf already have every single 50+ points player in the league on their roster.

    Oh, you mean they actually don't? Huh, sorry I only read TSN so my view of reality might be skewed a bit.

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    1. The joke will be on the leaf, again, as they are acquiring kypreos.

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  48. FeraRoar never learned his metric system but then again tsn caters to dumbfuck broon fans.

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  49. Marky nooooo!!!!!

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    1. I think they are targeting him.

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  50. broons can't keep up with the hockey, have to start gooning it up.

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  51. Nice to see some life in MOEmaN.

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  52. moeman hurt his hands on the helment

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  53. In the words of 29, CASH IT FFS

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  54. Typical clod hockey. Also fun, listening to dumb as fuck broon fans.

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  55. Oh Christ, here we go. Fuckwits.

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    1. Did we expect less?

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    2. They usually wait until they're down more goals.

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  56. Just walked in to Bs goonery and a 1-0 lead. That's alright

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  57. wasted PP fire the coach

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    1. Cube and Gorjosh?

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    2. where is Darche Vader on the point PP when you need him>=>

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  58. As expected, FeraRoar picking corn out of broon shit.

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  59. Nice try ratface.

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  60. that's it, keep gooning Bs

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  61. fuck you ratface

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  62. Hoping for another post-game clod classic.

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  63. so far I can report the stream recommened by O man is golden, I have had multiple o gameism

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  64. One gets a feeling that MOEmaN smells the playoffs or maybe CHallah has had an effect.

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  65. TFS is on a saviour course

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  66. Solid first period makes my Kilkenny tastes great.

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    1. Cripes moe I have a garage full of British beer.

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    2. Molson Dry, five point five at the lowest price per milligram of alchool in Ontario

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    3. Moey, waiting for the playoffs?

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    4. I don't drink it. Mr M bought pallets at Cosco.

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    5. Too bad Costco has shitty wine.

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  67. FeraRoar quotes TFS™'s '5 millimetre' doesn't excuse his lack of metric mentality.

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  68. Lego has to make a play to CHeese, Jesus loves all the little children, not the old men on wing

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  69. HANG ON BOYS

    Thanks Carey

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  70. we are fucking up these mutherfuckers

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  71. craig button's hard-on is curling his hair.

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  72. I got the Cockroach on the intermission

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  73. So where's Iggy going?

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    1. who cares, he is past his due date by two years

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    2. tronna, cuz they all do, don't they?

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  74. I want big TiTs to come back, bring back Big TiTs

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    1. I think Jenna Jameson is making a comeback (pun intended).

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    2. I thought Kate Upton had that catagory filled in

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    3. Kate never left.

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    4. ... and yes I am padding the comments.

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  75. Iggy going to Broons according to the cockroach

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    1. which I think is great, somehow all the gifts of tranna goota be disipated its just the third rule of thermodynamics at work

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  76. CCR vs Squid who do you take straight up?

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  77. FeraRoar predicts PFK will be an all-star.

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  78. I got McSplooge as well, Cockroach and McSplooge there is a pair that can beat three of a kind

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    1. That duo could beat the three stooges.

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  79. PFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  80. PFK!!! Boo that, suckers.

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  82. Gorgeous LEGO>gCHuk>PFK play.

    Cuthbert once again less than enthusiastic. Almost makes me miss phlegmiller.

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  83. Convenient since RDS just spent the intermission going on and on about how he didn't receive a single vote on some stupid NHL.com poll.

    FUCK.

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  84. Cuthbert was real enthusiastic on that goal.

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  85. oh PFK that was fun

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  86. PFK does some stars on ice

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  87. the Maritimer8:47 PM

    If Calgary is cleaning house, I'd take Squid back. That fucker can light it up in the playoffs.

    The Pittsburgh fans booing PFK last might must have made the trip up to Boston.

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    1. Interesting. I'd go for that too. But how many more years after that?

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    2. the Maritimer8:52 PM

      I think he's got one year left at 6mil.

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    3. Not so bad... Remember his whole trade fiasco? The good ol' days of Goat...

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    4. the Maritimer8:59 PM

      Who could forget that embarrassment?

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  88. In my own orginal words

    Its a whale of a hockey game

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  89. crap

    that was messy

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  90. Fuck shit damn. What the hell was that? Do we not have any dmen?

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  91. HOLY FLAPJACKS! Errr...

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  92. Back to square one... ugh.

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  93. Super lucky bounce.

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  94. I think I am gonna throw up

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  95. Be nice if PatCHes/DD picked it up

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  96. The cage has been rattled.

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  97. Preztel bleeding, if it bleeds we can kill it

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  99. McSplooge just interviewed MT.20 and asked if I were your boss would we win this game"

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  100. heh, fucking ugly hornton wants to take PFK out of the game. Sure. FeraRoar praises hornton. Sick fuck.

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  101. best cycle in a long time, and then LEGO goes off the bike

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  102. GO HABS GO
    GHOSTS HELP US NOW

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  103. Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fukc

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  104. I hate to say it but they are exploiting Vodkov

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  105. 4 unanswered goals... Who are these people?!

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  106. Get one back FFS

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  107. PKF is willing a goal

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  108. The only good thing about this game is that we are close to ice cream. Oh you thought it was gonna be something related to the actual game?

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    1. Let's all head to Moey's garage.

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    2. I might head out there myself after that period. Shit, I know they played last night but I HATE losing to those fuckers.

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  109. third period of destiny

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  110. I just learned in the USA of A they have high school Polo teams, is that not special?

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    1. with horses not in water

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    2. we are going to have to make some cutbacks, old Polo ponies will now be served in the cafe.

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    3. that is a first world problem. How we gonna feed the polo horses and buy the newest Ipads in the same year?

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  111. cockroach loves ratface

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  112. cockroach points out something we should all take into account
    we are back to back

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  113. fuck you Broons, fuck you Broons

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  114. I think we are fucked by Buttman and the schedule wizards, fuck you Buttman fuck you

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  115. Go You Motherfucking Habs Go
    pull off a magic
    magic man magic man if he cant do it nobody can

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  117. Last night, they put in the effort with no results. Tonight, everything unraveled with the 2nd period curse...

    Still 20 minutes. Anything can happen, right?! GYFHG!!!

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  118. Oh good, now MT2.0 puts Buddha in net, when the game's already lost. Well, I shouldn't rush it. Apparently the broons have the most losses in the NHL when leading after 2 periods.

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  119. the Maritimer9:34 PM

    Buudaj call. I did not fault Carey tonight.

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  120. Forget Squid, what do we have to give to get Halak back?

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  121. http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/03/200-g-y-f-h-g.html

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