Apr 20, 2013

Some things make you go ewwwwww ~ Habs vs. Easiest schedule in the entire NHL Caps ~ Game Preview and Open Thread

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TFSurging™.
Jacques BeauCHamp winner CHarger.
CHeese?
RDS, 19h00.
Go Sens.
Go Pens.
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  1. The Saint11:07 AM

    GYFHG!
    Go Sens. Go Peg.

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  2. I'm at work right now. Ewwwww.

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    1. Beats being at home with the flewwwwwww.

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    1. my editor said , keep it short, keep it on topic, and minimize the grammer and spelling errors. I feel like TFS.

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    1. Its like alternate universe Galdiator. Russel Crowe is Ovie.

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    1. Chester3:56 PM

      You realize you carry on a conversation with yourself.... Is that like talking to yourself , or just finding yourself interesting.
      I'm confused.
      Go Habs!

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    1. ...and I thank you...

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  10. Just fuckin win

    Go Habs Go!

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  11. the Maritimer2:37 PM

    It would be nice to beat these guys at the Bell Centre for a change.

    Just win baby.

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  12. Happy 4/20 everyone, but especially steve.

    I'd commen t m0re, but imm highs ass fuk

    go you fucking something or other go

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  13. p.s. disappearing kitty gif rulezzzzz!!!

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  14. OMG. I left work and was starving so I treated myself to brunch at Chez Cora. I was stuffed to the gills but had to stop at Metro for a couple of things. I'm standing at the cash paying my bill when all of a sudden there was this God awful smell. There was a homeless guy behind me and I was down wind. I started to gag and had to put my hand over my mouth, then my eyes started to water. The cashier was trying to keep her head turned away too. I thought I was going to throw up crepes and fruit all over Metro. I managed to make it out of there but heaved all the way to the car. I've never smelled anything that bad before. I'm still feeling queasy.

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    1. the Maritimer3:55 PM

      I wonder if that was the guy I saw under a mountain of coats panhandling in about -40 weather a few years ago on Saint Catherine's? It was too cold to smell anything that night.

      Hope your feeling better Moey. Try to enjoy the game.

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    2. Ewwww. Outside of the cockroach network, worst thing I smelled was a rotting skunk that couldn't get out of a trash bin behind the shed.

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  15. The night is off to a good start - broons lose!

    Go Habs Go!!

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  16. Makeababy says that KaKa is in the mix tonight! I thought he was gone - wtf?

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    1. the Maritimer3:57 PM

      Get some rust off those joints in case they need him.

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    2. Kmaxxx is high, its not going to happen.

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  17. Now Makeababy is saying that Charger won somerthing called the jacques Beauchamp trophy - what's that all about.

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    1. The Canadiens announced on Saturday morning that forward Brandon Prust is the winner of this season’s Jacques Beauchamp-Molson Trophy that goes to the player who played a dominant role during the regular season, without earning any particular honour.

      The award is voted on by media members covering the team. Josh Gorges was the winner last season. Prust received the most first-place votes, earning 83 points to finish ahead of defenceman Francis Bouillon (58) and goaltender Peter Budaj (52).

      “I don’t always agree with you guys, but this one I agree with,” coach Michel Therrien told reporters after Saturday’s morning skate in Brossard about Prust winning the award.

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    2. Merci Moeman - and well deserved for Charger.

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  18. Nice buzz from the Neo Citran. General Tsao's on its way.

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    1. Feel better moe.

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    2. moe's got the flu, moey's puking. there's only one cure for all - 420

      feel better peeps!

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    4. I'm buzzin' with Neo and Citran. I think they're Sens fans.

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    5. at a certian level you can kill a cold with booze. Raise that blood alk level beyond the germs abilty to swim.

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  19. Diazling back. I doubt Toaster gets to go for a walk during the game.

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    1. Not when Toaster farts death. I'll see Diazling at puck drop ;D

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  20. 420 update - am now well into hour 2 of staring at disappearing kitty gif

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    1. http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/best-stoner-movies-on-netflix-instant

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    3. 'Super High Me'.

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    4. paradoxicly I find the best stoner movies are drug free

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  22. the interesting question of the moment is, did Ovie Juce, and until she gets a new computer we will never know.

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  23. The Habs mellowed today watching Independence Day with a twist, after the movie they all had to cut the cable just in case.

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  24. No points for Booins. Jets going to OT.

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    1. Isles take it in a SO. Die leaf Die!

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    2. the Maritimer6:33 PM

      Fuck and Yes.

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  25. cockroaches spend taxpayer money on a leaf playoff minute by minute tracker. Sick clock watching fucks.

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  26. Last home game before the playoffs... Kill it, boys!

    GYFHG!!!

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  27. What a stupid comment. "If they want to get in Price has to be better". Get in to what? The playoffs? Jesus.

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    1. Nice catch Moey. On the flip side they've had their leaf in the playoffs for a month.

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    2. Another dose of intelligent insight, bear shagging Jack Edwards called Matt Cooke Sirhan Sirhan. Oy. Later he tweeted his apologies to the fans and the NHL in case he offended anyone. I tweeted back " you forgot the Kennedys".

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    3. Wow. More proof why he is known as jackass.

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    4. the Maritimer6:58 PM

      Way to go Moey.

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  28. the Maritimer6:50 PM

    The little fuckity-fuck looks old in that interview.

    Cockroaches: Price this, Price that, blah, blah, blah. Bjstuck has to be the stupidest dumbass in hockey media annals.

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    1. They are grooming him to replace their old crotch. Braindead ex-broon, Hab-hater, leaf-cocksucker.

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    2. the Maritimer7:01 PM

      Heels hates him.

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    3. Only thing I like about heely.

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  29. Never has a program patted itself on the back more. Pure CotU arrogance. Hopefully there isn't ever another cake and they lose their 'rights' to Saturday night hockey. Sick fucks.

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  30. Just saw a kid holding a sign CBC, Carlyle breeds C---- I couldn't read the last word but I figure it's Cherbils.

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  31. the Maritimer7:07 PM

    Nice tribute to Rush, go to give the roaches credit for that.

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  32. the Maritimer7:12 PM

    'K, guys, I'm watching the Sens and leaf so keep me posted on the Habs game and I'll let you know if the cbc favours the laffs.

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    1. Get your barf bag ready.

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  33. Nice BELL Centre CHeer for the American anthem.

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  34. Is it me or is CPL due for a trim? Looks fluffier than usual.

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  35. No fuckingleepeel, so thats nice.

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  36. Oh crap, better order the pizza!

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    1. BetCHa it smells good.

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  37. Sens get fuckingpeeled.

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  38. Shit! Nice giveaway.

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  39. FFS. I hate it when the Habs don't score first.

    Fuck off Ovi.

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  40. Kill it? Kill me.

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  41. Oh no, here we go.

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  42. If only they put half as much effort into winning faceoffs as they did getting worked up about Ovi yapping.

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    1. LEGO looked bad on that last one.

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    2. A few of them could use some practice.

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  43. CHarger's gonna need an ice pack. OuCH.

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  44. Caps are forechecking hard.

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  45. So like what happened to that awesome transition game we used to have?

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  46. so far I got the leaf in Punjabi, trying again, and again jeeez CBC

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  47. the Maritimer7:38 PM

    McLaren and Kassian, big tilt, the big leaf got in two headbutts. Only 5 each for fighting, go figure.

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  48. the Maritimer7:45 PM

    Leaf thought they scored, illegally, goal called back.

    Bob cold keeps calling them toronto maple leafs, why so formal bob?
    Guess he just likes the sound of it.

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    1. He's paid by the syllababble.

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  49. the Maritimer7:51 PM

    Any signs of Habs scoring yet?

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    1. One post, almost. Otherwise same disconnected play as in the Tampa game.

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    1. No but I had no appetite. Between the Habs and smelly man my tummy is off.

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  51. Hope the Habs don't get stoned. Wait. What?

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    1. the Maritimer8:00 PM

      Bob Dylan said : Everybody must get stoned....

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    2. I thought that was Steve and the 29's.

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    3. the Maritimer8:08 PM

      Steve is studying Punjabi and 29 is staring at cat gifs.

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  52. the Maritimer7:58 PM

    Senators out shoot bob cold's torontomapleleafs 18 - 5. I didn't know they had hired chocula as a coach.

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  53. the Maritimer8:27 PM

    Habs getting their arses kicked again?

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  54. Cue the comeback.

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  55. the Maritimer8:30 PM

    1-0 leaf. barf.

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  56. the Maritimer?8:36 PM

    4-0 Caps? TFSieve?

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  57. the Maritimer8:52 PM

    2-1 leaf.

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  58. the Maritimer8:54 PM

    Everybody quit watching?

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    1. the Maritimer9:08 PM

      Just you and me and we're not even watching the same game. Too bad they're shitting the bed again. Oh well, if Boston loses out maybe the Habs win the division by default.

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    2. I'm flipping betwixt Habs and Jeselnik.

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  59. Mr. M wanted to switch to something else and I really have no grounds to argue on. What pisses me is this is their last regular season game on home ice . I wanted them to go out with a bang for the fans.

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    1. Not gonna happen.

      Jeselnik is really good.

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  60. the Maritimer9:29 PM

    This game is boring as fuck also.

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  61. I'm too embarrassed to even celebrate.

    Oh, what the hell. PatCHes!!!

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  62. the Maritimer9:47 PM

    Habs suck leaf win, what a godawful night. I'm out of here, later kiddies.

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  63. Let us pray they step it up this week cause a streak this ugly is no way to go into the playoffs.

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  64. They all look so dejected.

    "Hey, what about the 3 stars?!" -said no one

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  65. Gonna be difficult to bypass the leaf spoofing. tsn posted their updated page before the game was even over. Mediots and leaf fan idiots are gonna make it intolerable.

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  66. The only thing that makes any sense is they're just gonna lie and wait in the tall grass. I'm good with that.

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    1. They've done it before. Anything can happen in the playoffs.

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  67. The Saint10:40 PM

    That game stunk like Moey's homeless dude. Yikes.
    But Jeselnik is hilarious so long as you're not easily offended. I caught a lot of him too moe.

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    1. I like him. Always been a fan of edgy and raunchy comedians. Jeselnik is smart offensive. I also like guys like Attell, Slayton, C.K., Chapelle, Jeffries and the Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli.

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    2. The Saint11:01 PM

      I don't recognize those first 2. Will check them out for sure.

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    3. Bits:

      Dave Attell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNjIWeDnz4E

      Bobby Slayton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaOd5T211e0

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  68. The Saint11:00 PM

    We all know this started with the Emelin injury. You know what else happened at that time. RBQ returned. He started out great before his injury, but now he's a useless fucking twat! I'd rather see friggin' Blunder in there. And TFS is a goddamn slut. Opens his legs for everybody. And then there's Moan. See RBQ comment above. Useless. This team is hard to watch, hence the channel surfing tonight. fuck. meh. fear the collapse.

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  69. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5CU8L0kwwg

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  70. it is what it is, catch a fire in the playoff boys

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