Apr 30, 2013

Time to pre-dick you gypsy FHFers

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Be caught making a pick FHFers.

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  1. CHI ~ MIN
    STL ~ LA
    ANA ~ DET
    VAN ~ SJ

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    MTL ~ OTT
    BOS ~ leaf
    WAS ~ NYR
    PIT ~ NYI

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    1. CHI ~ MIN- Hawks in 4
      STL ~ LA- Blues in 7
      ANA ~ DET- Wings in 6
      VAN ~ SJ- Sharks in 6

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      MTL ~ OTT- Les Boys in 5
      BOS ~ leaf- don't fuckin care, can they BOTH lose??
      WAS ~ NYR- Caps in 6
      PIT ~ NYI- Penguins in 5

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  2. CHI ~ MIN = CHI in 6
    STL ~ LA = LA in 7
    ANA ~ DET = DET in 6
    VAN ~ SJ = VAN in 6

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    MTL ~ OTT = Habs in 6
    BOS ~ leaf = broons in 7
    WAS ~ NYR = NYR in 6
    PIT ~ NYI = PIT in 5

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  3. I'm not even going to try. but I hope the Ducks aren't out in the first round (:

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    1. Not gonna try? Come on Kate. Copy and Paste are your friends.

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  4. CHI ~ MIN Chi in 5
    STL ~ LA LA in 6
    ANA ~ DET Ana in 7
    VAN ~ SJ Van in 5

    MTL ~ OTT Not jinxing anythiong
    BOS ~ leaf Meteor
    WAS ~ NYR Ovie gets maimed
    PIT ~ NYI Sid in 4

    All hail the Battlin' Beaulieus!

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    1. I think you just jinxed the broons.

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    2. maybe we have the goon on D everyone wanted all ready

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  5. the Maritimer8:22 PM

    Well, if I have to :

    Chicago
    LA
    Anaheim
    SJ

    Montreal
    Boston
    Washington
    Pittsburgh

    Just finished my pool:

    Ovechkin
    Hossa
    Green
    Stahlberg
    PFK
    Patches
    Vodkov
    LEGO
    Kid G
    gCHuk

    If the Habs can go two rounds I'll be happy.

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    1. from the heart if not the head, kudos Maritimer

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  6. St. Loo game and crowd are fucking great.

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  7. Crow, why u let Clutterfuck score?

    (Lies. I actually like Clutterbuck and wished he'd come play here like on my brother's NHL10/11/12 Habs team).

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    1. Being Romanian, I'm already part gypsy. I refrain from picks because HABS ALL THE WAY.

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    2. Also, technically I called Columbus-NY Islanders for the Cup final. But Minnesota ruined life.

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  8. The Saint9:21 PM

    Just back from my office pool at the pub. Before I draft I do a complete bracket to the final and try to select from my top 4. So I've got

    CHI(5) ~ MIN
    STL ~ LA(6)-----------CHI(6) ~ DET
    ANA ~ DET(7)-----------------------CHI(7) ~ LA
    VAN ~ SJ(6)-----------LA(5) ~ SJ

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    MTL(7) ~ OTT
    BOS(5) ~ leaf---------PIT(6) ~ BOS
    WAS(7) ~ NYR-----------------------PIT(7) ~ HABS
    PIT(4) ~ NYI----------MTL(6) ~ WAS

    My team:
    Malkin
    Carter
    M Richards
    Brown
    Markov
    Stalberg
    Eller
    Voynov
    Galchenyuk
    Roszival
    Diaz
    Boyes

    Here's hoping for a Habs/Kings final.

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    1. You can be sure Lego will not fall apart on you

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  9. CHI ~ MIN = CHI in 5
    STL ~ LA = LA in 6
    ANA ~ DET = DET in 6
    VAN ~ SJ = VAN in 6
    Just a disclaimer, I could have done better, but I did not want to embarrass any of the Professional Hockey Talent.
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    MTL ~ OTT = Habs in 7
    BOS ~ leaf = broons in 4
    WAS ~ NYR = NYR in 6
    PIT ~ NYI = PIT in 5

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    1. My pool was pick any ten

      Team Player
      Montreal PK Subann
      Vancouver Hendrick Sedin
      Chicago Patrick Kane
      Pitsburgh Sydney Cosby
      Pitsburgh E Malkin
      Pitsburgh Chris Kunitz
      LA Kings Anze Kopitar
      Rangers Nash
      Chicago Johnathon Toews
      Ducks Ryan Getzlaf

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  11. PIT
    NYI(6)
    ``````
    MTL(6)`
    OTT````
    ```````
    WAS````MTL(6)
    NYR(5)`NYI
    ```````
    BOS(7)`BOS````MTL(4)
    TOR````NYR(7)`NYR
    `````````````````````
    `````````````````````MTL(6) = #25
    `````````````````````VAN
    `````````````````````
    CHI(5)`CHI(6)`CHI
    MIN````STL````VAN(7)

    ANA(5)`ANA
    DET````VAN(6)

    VAN(6)
    SJS

    STL(5)
    LAK

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  12. My picks - sticking to what I know here so won't pick from. The west.

    Habs
    Bos
    Wash
    Pitt

    I reckon the Hawks should come through in the west but as I saw no games other than the Habs this season I am not prepared to wax lyrical on any of the others. My guess is that the Kings go out 1st round

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  13. the Maritimer7:16 AM

    Steve said I picked from the heart in my pool, but only partially so. There were 22 participants so we break off into 2 groups of 11. Now, all the guys in my group were all leaf and broons fans plus one Ranger fan who would all rather step on a land mine than pick a Hab. I knew they were all mine to pick at will. So I took Ovie and Green, a couple of Hawks just to hedge my bet threw my cheat sheets away (except the Montreal one) and just started taking them. We only took 10 players so that's why I have 6 Habs. If I only get two rounds I'll be satisfied. I'm hoping if I can get a big enough lead the Blackhawk players will carry me the rest of the way. Also hoping Ovie goes to the conference final. That was my plan any way.

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    1. The Saint8:34 AM

      Solid plan.

      Leaf fans are funny. 2 at my pool each placed a $100 sidebet with the Bruin fan for the Leaf/Broon series. To be fair they proclaimed they only get to bet on them every 10 years or so...
      Shockingly, there were no Sens fans to make such bets.

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    2. the Maritimer2:51 PM

      I saw a $20 side bet upped to $50 after a few beers kicked in. Heh, heh, silly leaf fans are on top of the world after 9 years in the wilderness.

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  14. There is nothing I love to do more than pre-dick.

    Hawks in 6
    Blues in 7
    Sharks in 5
    Ducks in 5 (Yes, Moey, your Saku plays on)
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    Pens in 4
    Habs in 6
    Caps in 4
    Broons in 7

    Yes, that does set the Habs up to beat the Caps in the second round and the semis before going on to beat the Hawks in 7 for a hard fought 25th cup.

    GYFHG.

    (I have saved this post to bring it back later a la Donald K Cherry, the biggest PRE and POST DICK!!!)



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  15. mariolemagnifique10:15 AM

    CHI ~ MIN = CHI in 5
    STL ~ LA = STL in 6
    ANA ~ DET = ANA in 5
    VAN ~ SJ = VAN in 6


    MTL ~ OTT = GYFHG!
    BOS ~ leaf = die
    WAS ~ NYR = WAS in 6
    PIT ~ NYI = PIT in 4

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  16. Chester10:52 AM

    One more sleep.

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  17. The Saint11:57 AM

    Need a laugh? http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=413838#YourCallTop

    Put no more stock in those fools than what we are posting right here.

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    1. the Maritimer2:52 PM

      None of those fools could pick their noses.

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    2. Cuz their fingers are in their asses.

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  18. The Saint3:08 PM

    Point of clarification. When I noted above that leaf fans are funny, of course I mean stupid. Just to be clear.

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  19. MTL ~ OTT ---> MTL in 6
    BOS ~ leaf ---> BOS in 7
    WAS ~ NYR ---> WAS in 6
    PIT ~ NYI ---> PIT in 4

    Like KmaXXX, I don't know much about the West so I'll just stick to the East.

    Let's get this show on the road already! GYFHG!!!

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  20. Is anyone else watching leaf/Bruins tonight?

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    1. It'll be on in the background. Mojitos.

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    2. Yum. I'm having a cranberry lime cooler.

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    3. No , I'm going to behave.

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  21. bjstuck 'loves what tronna is doing'. He hasn't suggested the broons tenderize his leaf.

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    1. He's a Bruin's fan, obviously they get paid to like the leaf.

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  22. Another idiotte puff piece. Barf. (mclame eats the puke)

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  24. the Maritimer6:55 PM

    Maple leaf square? WTF? Where the fuck is that?

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    1. My neck hurts so bad, but I will illuminate you on that Illuminati artifice when I recover.

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    2. Looks like acc.

      Will hnicockroachnic do the same for VAN, MTL, OTT? Sick, desperate fucks.

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  25. My comments may become like a Kristo event. Enjoy them while you can because after a minute they will disappear.
    Only joking, that may apply to your comments, but mine are held to a different standard.

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    1. No comments about Hazel the Maid.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazel_(TV_series)

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  26. It's going to feel weird rooting for the B's tonight. Good God I never thought it would come to this. Stupid leaf.

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    1. Drinking really helps.

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  27. A meteor in Game 1 would be fantastic

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    1. heh. Wait, its not listed; http://fiveoclockcocktails.com

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  28. Lets get serious here for a minute. Congratulations to the Toronto Maple Leafs for making the playoffs. Who is responsible for this achievement. I would say Gary Bettman. Because the leaf always tanked in the second half an he eliminated that.

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  29. Angus beef burger with guacamole, jalapeño cheddar and wait for it relish!

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  30. Uh oh. Wher's that stupid giraffe Chara?

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  31. the Maritimer7:38 PM

    Fuckface Ference is up this old tricks I see.

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    1. He's got a get out of jail free card up his ass.

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    2. the Maritimer7:40 PM

      up to his old tricks. Stupid tablet.

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  32. There ya go cockroaches.

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  33. the Maritimer7:42 PM

    Yay?

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  34. Cash it in pissahs.

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  35. the Maritimer7:49 PM

    A comedy of errors.

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  36. the Maritimer7:52 PM

    Belinda's gonna blow a gasket. More truculence.

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  37. I pre-dickted broons in 7, cuz I want them dead tired but my in-7 might have been somewhat engorged. Make it flaccid 4?

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  38. I can't root for either. As long as they show their true colours, i.e. dirty goonery, and perhaps get some suspensions. I can't decide if I want leaf fans' hearts (or whatever they have in their chest cavity)broken quick and easy in 4 games or I want their hopes to be raised and crushed in 7. If it does go to 7, or even 6, you can bet they'll find a reason that they were screwed and focus on that for the next 25 years (never ask a leaf fan about 1993). Who am I kidding, I'm sure they already have 10 excuses lined up after one period.

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  39. the Maritimer8:02 PM

    The old crotch was in great form tonight. Can I say that?

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    1. Only if Mrs. the M. confirms it.

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    2. the Maritimer8:25 PM

      You know who I meant.

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  42. the Maritimer8:23 PM

    Unbelievable, the amount of odd man rushes for the B's. Chokula could cure that problem for the leaf. No one is allowed past the red line on the forecheck.

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  44. That felt like a 10 minute power play.

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  45. 2. hidden injuries

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  46. When are the leaf gonna realize the only chance they have of making this a respectable series is by gooning it up? It certainly won't happen playing hockey.

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    1. If it doesn't they're 4 and done.

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  47. BTW, this is a crisfuckinglee reffed game.

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  48. the Maritimer8:35 PM

    Hnicockroach put up a blurb that the leaf are 21-10-5 when being out shot. I wonder what their record is being out scored?

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    1. We'll never find out.

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  49. cockroaches say its a conspiracy vs. their leaf. Sick fucks.

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    1. the Maritimer8:40 PM

      Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!

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  50. Everything is conspiring against them? FFS.

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  51. So I tell stupid leaf fan at work today that Boston is the better team. So he says "that's why we wanted to play you." So I say "we're better than Boston." He looked confused then walked away mumbling. Yup, a true leaf fan.

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  52. 3. Viirgin "first night" jitters.

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  53. bjstuck 'the leafs hockey'.

    What the fuck is that you fucking neanderthal cocksucker?

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    1. the Maritimer9:00 PM

      Losing hockey apparently.

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  55. cockroach panel is all over the fucking plays fretting, fearful and fucked for excuses. Sick fucks. Canadians hate your fucking team, get with it assholes.

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  56. the Maritimer8:55 PM

    Bjstuck has a one track mind. Dumbass.

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  57. the Maritimer9:02 PM

    4. Too long shifts.

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  58. Lemon meringue PIE!

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  59. That's it, I am thawing the strawberry shortcake cheesecake.

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  60. What are the chances they'll let the Islanders out of their misery after only 3?

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    1. Islanders may concede after 3. Bow out gracefully. I actually thought the Isles could be a dark horse, but probably not against the Pens.

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  61. Nice faking grabitchsky.

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  62. Hey, cockroaches, kessel's playoff points were as a broon.

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  63. the Maritimer9:18 PM

    I can't cheer for the B's, I'm just laughing at the pathetic leaf.

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  64. heh heh, gotta give em' summin'.

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  65. Not Geoff Molson9:25 PM

    Watching the game while on vacay in Florida. Thank goodness it's on MSNBC so I don't have to deal with CBC.

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    1. How's the tan?

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    2. Not Geoff Molson11:16 PM

      Just arrived before game time. So nothing yet...but I don't think I'll get even close to how burnt the leafs are.

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  66. the Maritimer9:25 PM

    cbc made that call.

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    1. That is a conspiracy.

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    2. the Maritimer9:31 PM

      Gotta protect their investment.

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    3. Sadly using our money.

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  67. leaf got a cheap PP goal at 1:54 of the 1st, since then a total shit slide. I love it!

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  68. "Hands are for other uses." The new leaf motto.

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  69. Shots are 40-18. Who let these jokers into the playoffs.

    Still holding out hope for the Isles. 1993 Repeat!

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  70. “We don’t feel the pressure,” coach Michel Therrien told reporters after practice. “We apply the pressure.”

    FUCK YEAH.

    Cannot wait till tomorrow!

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    1. I like that 'pressure' line. Using it tomorrow.

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    2. Pfffffft. Too little too late laffs.

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    3. FUCKIN RIGHTS MT2.0 !!

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  71. HNiC tears are the BEST.

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  72. cockroaches are just stupid fuckers. Sick.

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  73. 5. they gained playoff experience

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    1. Great for the blog post tomorrow moe, t.op 5 playoff excuses.

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    2. Imagine how many in 4 games. Eesh!

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  74. I pre-dick the leaf will continue to be dicks cuz dats leaf hockey.

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  75. Who needs excuses when HNiC has them ready for you!

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    1. mclame "in the leaf defense", looking for excuses. Sick, sick fucks.

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  76. Im glad I don't have the CBC feed, they all fuckin crying bout the stoopid fuckin leaf?? they dressed BOTH Orr and McClaren? what the fuck they expect? Glad the leaf got steamrolled but like i said in my predictions: isn't there a way that they BOTH can fuckin lose??

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  77. Can anybody fill me in about the CBC euology about the stoopid fucking leaf??

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    1. The cockroaches embellished.

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  78. This must have torn them apart. It would have been. Nice to beat the Laffs in the first round, but the bullshit would have killed me!

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  79. Bonk! Swing!

    Seriously. What a bunch of turds...

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  80. Just watched the highlights. Looked like an AHL team vs a PeeWee team, and both were told that injuring the other players was the point of the game. That asteroid can come soon enough.

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  81. the Maritimer6:27 AM

    I noticed in the third period the Great Kadri wasn't getting much ice time. The leaf looked like the Keystone Kops stumbling and bumbling around in their own end. Oh, and Phyllis Kessel was fucking useless.....again.

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  82. THIS IS IT PEOPLE TODAY'S THE DAY

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  83. Chester8:26 AM

    I hope this won't affect anything but I have been under the weather and I haven't constructed my shrine as yet. I'll work on it in between periods ... while I'm sober ...
    OK this is it boys. Time to spool it up. Think I'll drop by the Belle Centre at Le Lunch Time and pick up a new ... something, prob a T shirt. Start fresh.
    Go Habs!

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  84. “We don’t feel the pressure. We apply the pressure.”

    -Michel Therrien

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  85. “Lots of guys could be a lot better … lots of guys. And if you’re not better, after what Prusty did for the team, you don’t fucking belong to wear that jersey. Ain’t fuckin' belong! You think he did it for himself? He did it for the fucking team! You better react. You better fucking react as a team. Do we understand? Is it clear? Get the picture? Let’s go.”

    Michel Therrien
    Second intermission March 3rd in Boston
    Habs down 3-2, win 4-3

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  86. AM SO FUCKING PUMPED I DON'T THINK I WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT

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  87. If it helps to explain everything I am a long time Cortexiphan addict.

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  88. Last comment I'll make in this thread...about last night and the leaf game...HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa...too much...?

    Go HABS GO!!!

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