May 3, 2013

Habs CHarger'd up to punCH a fucking walrus ~ Game 2 Preview and Open Thread

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Get your game on FHFers.

202 comments:

  1. the Maritimer2:54 PM

    Now, this is a thread!

    MT2.0 doing a slow burn. CHarger is going to make someone pay, win or lose. Keep your head up Erik.

    Pull your head out of your ass Carey and give your teammates a chance FFS.

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    1. Get CHarger'd up and listen to CAKE's song of the day (NSFW).

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  2. I Am the Walrus3:07 PM

    To be fair, it's Number 61 I don't care enough about to know his name.

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    1. I kinda knew that, just gamin' it.

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  3. Okay I'm calm. GYFHG! My work colleague who is a Sens fan was disgusted with that hit. He wants that shit out of the game.

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  4. the Maritimer3:56 PM

    I just remembered Aaron Rome's hit on Nathan Horton in the 2011 Cup final. It probably wasn't as bad as Gryba's hit and he got 4 games. Horton had his head down heading up ice same as Lindros. Eller couldn't see it coming. When will these idiots figure out when someone is defenseless? Gryba is a fucking coward. A guy today said to me what about Subban's hits last night? The difference is Subban leads with his ass. Pretty hard to hit somebody's head with your ass.

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    1. The Saint4:02 PM

      So if PK were to give Bettman one of his infamous hipchecks, he'd be given a lifetime ban for a hit to the head.

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  5. DIE YOU FUCKING HEAD-HUNTNG SENATORS DIE

    It's good to have some Sens hate. Cmon boys. Cmon TFS. SAVE THE FUCKING FRANCHISE FFS

    Get well Lego, PatCHes, and Gio. Man that sounds depressing

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    1. I"ll ask again, Price for Bobby Lou?

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    2. ahh moey i miss that trade talk!

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    3. Have to put something decent on the table tonight, the boy is back. Starting to get spoiled by the Mon through Thursday cooking break. So it's BBQ pork chops with chipotle sauce, sun dried tomato and herb bread. A side of hearts of palm and tomato in vinagrette. Creme brûlée for dessert.

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  6. OK - I'm fuckin' back and I'm pissed! (no seriously - I've been on the piss since about 5 this afternoon so I'm really pissed...but that doesn't change things one bit. TFS needs to fuckin' stop with the soft shit. Get well soon Lego.

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!

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  7. pjstuck is so fucking clueless.

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  8. G-Force line is back.

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  9. I am not changing from Church windows avatar until Lego's status is clear. So many have referenced players like Kevin Stevens who never came back.

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  10. When the Walrus came out and it talks about eggman, I could not stop myself.
    But what I also could not do is save, so thats lost, probably for the best.

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  11. I am still backing TFS, yes he has a bad spot in his game, but everything else points to dominate. He will get through this, and no matter what happens this year, we have to give him one more season to shake it out. Bishop who I love is older than Price.

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  12. back from the BBQ. sliders and assorted grilled veggies. delish! and a selection of l'Alchemiste (http://lalchimiste.ca/fr/) beer. DELISH. the loss last nigh was my fault as I was drinking Ontario beer. fuck me. Quebec beer only tonight

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  13. No I found it, I blame windows really not my fault on the first go round. You know I like the eggman.

    am he as you are he as you are me and we all play the game together. 
    See how they run call headshots fun, see how their high. 
    I'm crying. 

    Sitting on a southern strategy, waiting for the fans to come. 
    Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody thursday. 
    Eric, you been a naughty boy, you hit him in the head and strong. 
    Lego was no eggman, the TiTs brothers are the eggmen. 
    The coach is a walrus, goo goo g'joob. 

    Mister League policeman sitting 
    Pretty little policemen in a row. 
    See how they fry like Lego in the pie, see how they make head hits fun. 
    I'm crying, I'm crying. 
    I'm crying, I'm crying. 

    Yellow mother custard, dripping from near dead Lego's eye. 
    Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, 
    Boy, you been a naughty coach you let your players down. 
    Lego was no eggman, the TiTs brothers are the eggmen. 
    The coach is a walrus, goo goo g'joob. 

    Sitting in the Boston garden waiting for the sun. 
    Of course no sun will come, you never get a shaved ape banned 
    For vicious illegal hits to the brain. 
    Lego was no eggman, the TiTs brothers are the eggmen. 
    The coach is a walrus, goo goo g'joob.. 

    Expert textpert choking COTU, 
    Don't you think the joker laughs at you? 
    See how they smile like pigs in a sty, 
    See how they snied. 
    I'm crying. 

    Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Cup tower. 
    Elementary penguin singing Dylan wished yah. 
    Man, you should have seen them kicking patches to the pole. 
    Lego was no eggman, the TiTs brothers are the eggmen. 
    The coach is a walrus, goo goo g'joob.g'joob goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob. 
    Goo goo g'joob goo

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  14. Sat in the sun to burn few cells. SanPel+Campari. Fresh tomato burgers.

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  15. http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/76133/the-scene-at-adam-yauchs-park-naming-ceremony

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  16. I'm here, just catching up with everything. You sleep for 9 hours and shit hits the fan....

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    1. Go easy on the fibre O-man.

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  17. No Lego
    No Patches
    No Gio

    You know, we're still the better team. There's just one guy that has to actually show up this time, and he's between the pipes.

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  18. Goon Kassian in. Kid-Gish Conacher out.

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  19. No fucking lee or peel.

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  20. Enough with Anderson flopping around diving.

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  21. nice dive Anderson. fuck you

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  22. Now to have a heart attack everytime the puck gets near our net.

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  23. If you're gonna hit Anderson, hit him hard!

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    1. I was going to say the same thing. If the refs are going to buy his flopping everytime a Hab gets near him, then make it worth it.

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  24. Well if one's a penalty, then why not the other?!

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  25. Bell is louder than game 1. CMON BOYS

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    1. It seems more spirited.

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  26. I wasn't sure how I'd get the hate up for this series, but it hasn't taken long to find out how.

    The Sens are a cheating, whining team with no respect. Bunch of spoiled little head hunters.

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  27. can I say bUTTMAN

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  28. Well the refs have decided how they want to win. Gotta protect precious Anderson.

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  29. Karlsson is playing sacred.

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    1. yeah, thank goodness we are not going there, but other teams will

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  30. that call on Moeman was like the Martin Sheen character said in Apocalypse now, it was like giving out a speeding ticket at the Indy 500

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  31. good booing of Anderson. i like it

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  32. Honestly, with Anderson's flopping and the Sens weak ass PP, I'd tell Amstrong or someone to take a run at that diving fuck.

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  33. TFS is playing ok, and the team is behind him

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  34. good kill. HANG ON BOYS

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  35. Really not getting all the kicked out of face-offs shit.

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  36. Diazling seems to have moved on from that every pass I make is going to kill somebody phase

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  37. Another penalty. It's amazing that a small, speedy team that is dominating the game could be the ones who have to cheat to keep up. Just fucking amazing.

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  38. fuck you Buttman, why do you hate Montreal so much, is it an occupational hazard?

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    1. okay I am least thirty sec behind in real time, in other time you cant measure it.

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  39. CHarger should bump TFS and see if he gets a penalty.

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  40. another good kill. HANG ON BOYS

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  41. see how much Cube had in TFS to give the Sens a perfect shot to score, so no worries.

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  42. Ok, I gotta ask a question for Orangeman. Boston plays once and then three nights later, and Montreal plays back to back, and that makes sense how?

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    1. I don't know why that's directed at me, but I was just about the post the same thing! The official line is because Boston had a tough schedule. You know, 6/8 nights. Habs did that twice in the last 1.5 months, and didn't ever have 5 day breaks like the broons did. Oh, and Ottawa played on Sunday, too.

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    2. NHL wanted leaf on cockroach network on Saturday night.

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    3. Orangeman you are the expert witness when it comes to scheduling.

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  43. Pretty good period, dominated play and outshot the whining walruses despite being shorthanded for a third of the time.

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  44. A good period. TFS looked sharp. Made some nice saves. Fucking refs are killing this game though.

    Go Habs Go!!!!

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  45. bjstuck has lost his mind.

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    1. … and mclame sucks him off.

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  46. gCHuck scores the first goal

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  47. Look at Mclames shoes, did he bring them out of the closet NTTAWWT

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  48. Fuckin' Sens goalie is in a zone. Fuckin goalies in a zone piss me off except if it's a Habs goalie.

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  49. GO TFS GO, you got your Mojo back

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  50. A Juce salute

    Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go.Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go.Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go.Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go.Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go.

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  51. BLanche Blanche Blanche

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  52. That Anderson cant stop a beach ball

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  53. Kid G Kid G
    chase that Anderson from the net

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  54. just lost a tooth fuck me

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  55. Took you long enough ref. Fucker.

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  56. So they can shove our guys into Carey, but we can't go near Anderson. Got it, refs.

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  57. Does recchi do teeth?

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  58. I do not think Roy, Dryden, or even Plante lost a tooth

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  59. A Juce salute

    Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go.Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go.Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go.Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go.Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go.

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  60. Thats more like it!!

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  61. Like clockwork, Habs are doing well and the refs call a penalty. And Price lets in a goal. Like fucking clockwork.

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    1. Jesus Price, that was not a TFS fuckup

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  62. Wow, the refs and linesmen really have an outcome in their heads. That was painfully ON side.

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  63. When the Habs stick to the plan, they got this game. Come on boys! Get 'em!!

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  64. Okay you be the coach, when you lose the stick you A:get it back or get off the ice, or B: stand around like a useless tit.
    Not blaming Charger, blaming the code

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  65. Isle have tied it up with the Pens.

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  66. Do you think we always get killed because we wear Redshirts?

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    1. Haha, nice one Steve.

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    2. But Captain Kirk is a Hab fan!

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  67. Sure that's not a penalty, ref? A Hab got within 5 feet of Anderson, afterall. Though we didn't see an Olympic level dive from him this time.

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  68. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  69. You can not write this shit

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  70. UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE

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  71. Who is this fuckin clown? FFS!!! Charger gets rammed headfirst then he gets sent of??? Fuck you buttman!! This guy is making chrisfuckinglee look like a credible NHL ref

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  72. I didn't know Cirque du Soleil was scheduled tonight at the Bell Centre. Only way to explain these clowns on the ice.

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  73. Call a fat bug-eyed walrus a fat bug-eyed walrus and you get buggered.

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  74. I have to assume it Peel and Lee alone or in combo

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  75. bob cold is senile.

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  76. There's the Price we want.

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  77. TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS TFS

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  78. EAT IT YOU GODDAMNED BIASED ZEBRAS

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  79. Still miss the staged fight that didn't happen bjstuck, you fucking piece of shit.

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  80. Shut the fuck you Neil, you talentless goon.

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    1. He may have suckered Longfella into a penalty.

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    2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Wadsworth_Longfellow

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  81. Well that was a better 20 minutes. That's the hockey that won the Habs the division this season. And that's the TFS we need to win.

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs GO!!!!

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  82. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs GO!!!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs GO!!!!
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    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs GO!!!! Juce!Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs GO!!!!
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    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs GO!!!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs GO!!!!

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  83. STFU bjstuck you fucking piece of shit.

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  84. So, without getting ahead of ourselves here.

    1993: Habs lose first ever game against the New Sens.
    2013: Habs lose first ever playoff game against New Sens

    1993: Heavily favoured Pens v Isle
    2013: Heavily favoured Pens v Isle

    1993: Pens v Hawks were the best teams, met the year before in Finals
    2013: Pens and Hawks are best teams

    1993: Kings make it to Finals
    2013: Kings coming off Cup win

    There it is, friends. Fate.

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    1. You forgot 29 meeting Anna gCHuk.

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    2. Its just as Marx predicted.

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  85. 690 guys right now:
    "There's a good chance that one of the refs have a fat walrus in their family."

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  86. They're also talking about how the Sens want to 'send a message' tonight, aka injure someone else. Not a mistake that they started the game with their 4th line.

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  87. Heely, Goat smoked the Squid, Jebsus

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  88. CHecking in, FHFers!

    Saw the first 2 goals but wasn't able to watch with my full attention. I'll read the thread for that!

    GYFHG!!! KEEP IT UP BOYS!!!

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    1. Its a whale of a hockey game, and someone is doing scrimshaw on TFS tooth as we speak.

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    2. Thanks for the recap, Steve!

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  89. We could use a Lego update. WTF is he a noodle or what?

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  90. OK here we goooooooooooooooooo!

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  91. TFS is back baby

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  92. RBQ make me miss Squid way less

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  93. SHUT UP WITH THE OLE CHANT YOU IDIOTS!

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  94. CHeese in in the house

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  95. BlanCHe is made of du bois.

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    1. nice to see him come back and contribute

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  96. good old school CHokula 3rd

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  97. Anonymous9:23 PM

    Peverley ?? Somebody please put Bob Cold down --

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  98. FK is fuckin solid tonight.

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  99. OMG NOW THEY'RE HITTING EACH OTHER TOO???

    Please be okay RBQ

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  100. CHeese, the white sweaters, the white sweaters

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  101. Just noticed the 'A' on CHarger's jersey.

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  102. this is just like a Chocula shutdown except we do it in their end instead of ours.

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  103. neil sure chickened out fast when he saw Longfella.

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  104. Ok Permission to sing

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  105. first tFS
    SECOND bLANCE
    THIRD rBQ

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  106. First star: Carey Price.

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  107. They really put their ♥ into it! W00t!

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  108. That was a nice win! TFS as good right till the end!

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  109. What a difference a goalie makes

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  110. I fuckin love Blanche!!

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    1. When he CHannels his energy he is a joy to watCH during his shifts.

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  111. Now, exactly how serious are PatCHes and Gio's injuries?

    Rest up, boys.

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  112. That is the Price we wanted, kept it 2-1.

    Great game by everyone. Now to read every scrap of Habs related information on the web for the rest of this Saturday morning/afternoon...evening.

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  113. Long weekend in the UK _ See you Sunday night bitches! Thanks Moeman

    Go Habs Go!!

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    1. Have fun CHillin KmaXXX.

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    2. Carney is flying over on the holiday, when you see him tell him his micro-economic policy is bollocks.

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  114. And Isle take one from the Pens. Parfait.

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  115. Replies
    1. I just vomited in my mouth a little.

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  116. Soooooooooooo.....how early is too early to open up the whiskey on a Saturday?

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    1. If its Korean whiskey there is never a good time to open it.

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    2. Haha, too true. It's more of a whiskey/run mix. I'm not really sure, but it's cheap and it gets me where I want to go. I splurge on the good stuff when I actually leave my house and interact with real live people. You know, annual special occasions.

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    3. I just drank the OB and Crown.

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    4. Have you never seen MASH, I think a still would be the way to go.

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  117. I would actually like to see the leaf beat the Broons in 7, then we take them in three, because they refuse to show up for game four they are so embarrassed.

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  118. TSN:
    "But the teams stuck to hockey in an uneventful game."

    Right, because only gooning it up is 'eventful'. People pay hundreds of dollars to see Fraser Ference and Gryba and star players bleeding on the ice. Right.

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    1. I want to hear Lego is out two weeks

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    2. TFS lost a tooth and did not miss a shift, so Lego had better toughen up

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  119. http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/05/character-win-29-tms-when-it-is.html

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  120. I cant change my Avatar now, its Church Windows for the Cup.

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