Although the ol' Maritimer accurately called that scenario last night, I'm making no predictions for tonight, other than I'm having a few tonight. I'm going to try and match 29 drink for drink, so he has to let me know whenever he goes to the concessions tonight for his $15 Molsons. Me, I'm talking Jack, Glen, Sleeman, London Pride or plain old Moosehead.Now, it's going to be cockroach heaven tonight, their blue balls will be aching and I'm looking forward to all the angst and soul searching as they contemplate losing their Saturday night monopoly and constant leaf blowing. Moe is out sharpening his knives as I speak....or is that a can of Raid I hear being shaken?
Though I usually shit talk the leaf and we meet those assholes tomorrow (today for you in Canada), let's take a moment for the broon.The broon currently sit in first in the Atlantic (still have a hard time calling our division that, but it's not as hard as explaining the name "Metropolitan" to my friends the other night). They have 4 more points than our Habs. No doubt the broon are a good team with an excellent goalie in Rask, a much harder guy to mock than the tea bagger flopper. However: STATS. The broon have only played 5 games against the much tougher Western Conference. They are 2-1-2, with both wins being by a goal, one in the skills competition. The Habs have played 13 against the West, second only to the Panthers (13). They are 6-6-1. Most of those games were played while dealing with injuries to key players. Injuries are not an excuse, I'm just saying that they held a (close) .500 record against the likes of the Sharks, Ducks, Nucks, Wild, Blues, et al. in that time. It's also important to note all of Boston's games against the West were at home. In fact, their longest road trip has been a whole 3 games over 7 days which included Florida and Buffalo. Actually, their longest road trip of the season is 4 games (which they do twice). Our Habs have 4 four game road trips this year. Oh, and a 6 game road trip, too. This is all to say, with all of this in mind, the Habs are 4 points behind this NHL darling of a team. Remember last year when the broons were forced to catch up in games played at the end and play more than twice a week? They collapsed. Yes, they did well in the playoffs because they're a good team. But adversity doesn't suit them well (unless it's against the leaf). Meanwhile, things settler down for the Habs over the next couple of weeks. With the overdue fall of the leaf, the standings by Christmas will look much different than they appear now. GYFHG!
*14 against the West for the Panthers.
That big kitty is about the same size as my Clicquot. Can't use a covered litter box because he can't fit through the hole. leaf tonight *gags*
It'll be a sploogefest. A Habs victory will send many a leaf fan (remember they aren't hockey fans) over the edge. All the CotU mediot talk is that the leaf ached gets tougher, AFTER, tonight.
Heh, good pic of Chara's pre-game warmup routine.
I think he's shaved since.
You know how when you were a kid and super tired you would pour the orange juice into your cereal? I just almost did that with my Saturday night whiskey, but with a bottle of water. Maybe my body is telling me something. In any event, I host a quiz night at a local pub and just racked my brain to come up with a general knowledge category with every answer being a Muppet name (the obscure ones). I like to do those kinds of theme categories. I've done it on Rememberance Day with the first letter of the answers spelling out "Lest We Forget", and another time with every answer being the name of a local bar. Anyway, I'm blaming this brain fart on that mental exercise. Example, "Also the Korean word for "Kiss", what was the name of Mr. Burns' long lost teddy bear"?
And for you Debbie Harry fans (cough moeman cough)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Hd3uWKFKY
Damn she is gorgeous.
Fuck the Leaf, tonite let the old fart retire and take his bum buddies Harper and Ford with him. While we are at it fuck buttman, the broons, and Rodgers. Fuck the Jackal, Loophole and Celine.GYFHG
oh and fuck James my mother is a Dyke NTTAWWT
moeman I can't stop laughing! oooh my tummy.
When I saw the CRACKED cover I knew there'd be little re-touCHing. I wasn't just a MAD fan but also a CRACKED fan. Luckily I found the box of mags left in the attic at my Mom's. My son thinks I'm weird.
Murray and Parros both slated for the game.
Nice. leaf haven't been in a fighting mood of late. Hope Crankshaft drives that mouthpiece kadri hard into the boards and we can all watCH clogged nasal hide behind the refs skirt.
Honestly, I look forward to matchups with the broons as much as I hate them.(you're bang on, Orangman - 4pts and what's with all those afternoon games?) I just can't stomach the laffs, their just a fucking nuisance with the worst arrogant fans in the league. I actually liked the headline on TSN: "Sabres silence vocal maple leaf fans with OT win" hahah Go Has Go!
CotU mediots think every one of the 29 teams have some kind of 'rivalry' with their leaf. Nutjobs.
What a beautiful pic of TFS (sighs)
Wonder if Staubitz will be in the line-up. Well, your dead to me now, 29 teams and you signed with the leafs.
I think he is AHL-bound?Nice to see the mediots dig into their bag o' leaf shit and tell us the Habs have lost 4 of their last 6 meetings. Why not go further back in history? Sick fucks, like last year counts.
To be fair, he signed with Saku's Ducks but was unfortunate enough to be traded to the wretched leaf.
Damn, went on a beer run but forgot the milk. We all have our priorities eh?
Your Captain CrunCH will taste different.
Don't know if I can bear to watch the cockroaches tonight, but I will. They're probably all quite busy trying to figure out just who at Rogers they need to blow to get themselves hired. Because, really, who the fuk else would take them?!Anyway, I got a couple of buddies in a group of 6 headed to the game tonight from Halifax - 4 Habs fans, 2 leaf 'fans'. Hope they have a great time and are treated to a great game with a great ending. Watch for them and take a shot of whatever you're drinking (and yell "SOCIABLE!!!") if you see a bunch of losers holding up a banner that says Halifax Nova Scotia with the Habs and Leafs logos. I haven't decided if it's a Stella, Pumphouse (local craft beer) or rum and coke/eggnog type of night.GYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I am sitting here still pissed that the Habs lost last night...even if it was a skills competition. The fact is that they should never have ended up tied in the first place. Frankie Bo Bo fucked budi out on the first goal...and wtf was he doing on the ice in overtime? And Parros is playing tonight...just fuckin great. Get goaded into penalties with some dumb mutherfuckin leaf dickhead then the Habs play half the first period short handed...fuckin eMpTy2 is playing right into their hands if that is what happens...but then again why should we expect him to suddenly become a decent coach just because his team won a few games - back to last night - after coming with a formula that worked well he fucks around with the lineup, sits Murray and look how well tha a ll went. Now he's bringing Murray back , which I hope means boo boo can fuck off back to the press box...but who.s the fuckin brain surgeon sitting to bring on that superstar Parros then? I am going to watch tonight - but I am on a fuckin short fuse after last night....Go Habs go!
Not saying Parros is a superstar or anything, but when they played out west that 4th line was struggling and MT2.0 just kept putting them back on. Opening night, 4th line was actually playing well and created chances - till he got pulled down by Orr. Put Prust back on that line maybe we'll see some improvement?
Quick stop chez moi and I'm off to the Bell. Actually flew home through TO and there were Leaf fans on the plane headed to the game. Kill me.GYFHG!!!!!!
Have FHFun, report any Anna G. sightings.
I hate the fucking leaf.
Millions and millions of Canadians and knowledgeable hockey fans agree. Biggest piece of shit hyped, ever.
cockroach wrapup:- mclame yips ‘rival’ bullshit, 4 years until he disappears, can’t come too soon- pjstuck does not speak for the CH- bozoak is an ‘ace’?- galley the goof does not speak for the CH- simpson always looks for solutions for his leaf, biased much? I think his sister works at snet.- negronis are fucking so strong and so good, missing ingredient, fucking Caribbean sun- wendelclarkson is the new gomez- more to come …
Put Gkid back on the Kid line, stop fucking over Lego for DDD.
StaCHe+Crankshaft+RBQ.No Carnaval or BlanCHe or Cube.It better work out MT2.
No Carnaval?? Shit.
Fuck! Fuse getting shorter...!!
GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
- fried man said Rogers (needs a nickname) deal means bigger caps, mentions richer clubs, excludes Montreal
WTF? Montreal is 1 of the 3 Canadian teams in the top 5 richest in the NHL according to Forbes. POS.
Nice piece on Waite.mclame, in his usual disgusting way, decides to slag Waite's comment that he (Waite) thinks he has Stanley Cup ready goalies, to end fried man's piece mclame says, "I'm not so sure". Sick fuck.
The future cap is going up, way up thanks to the Canadian TV deal.fried man says maybe to $90M in as little as three years.PFK is about to be resigned.Habs' revenues feed shit fuckface bettman teams lifeline.Sign PFK to as much as possible.Tell fuckface bettman to fuck off.
PFK holds all the cards, even as RFA , with his Norris, the HRR and cap all increasing, if they don't give his asking price he can say, 2 years for you! DGMB will have to open his wallet. Also after what Letang was signed for, the reigning Norris holder will merit higher and they have the same agent. Everything is in PFK's favor. Good for you, PFK, stick up Therrien's ass!
Another thing, one thing we didn't have game 1 but do now (Y)Emelin.......BOOM!
aside from the Jackal that opera thing is proof that the Rogers deal sucks.
Too much leaf. Typical hnic to rub up against Habs' greats with their lesser leaf. Not even close and there's no fucking rivalry.
I'm watching RDS, fuck nhic leaf ass kissers!
I was waiting to see if the leaf got the last word. Not sure how that worked.
How about leafnet for rodgers, part of better robotic life through Cyberdyne Systems
Not liking their record w/ Parros in the lineup... No wins.
not liking Blanche in the pressbox, after Murray and Stache who is going to fight, Moeman?
Nice anthem. Could never do this at the CotU.
How many times is Bob Cold going to say Bernier and Celine for Team Canada tonite?
Hughsonofabitch is calling the game.
CHarger rockin a nice Movember staCHe.Mine is better. Picture on Monday.
Benoit brunet just said it best...if Parros doesn't play against the leaf when does he play? ...get a clue you fucks...he doesn't play! And where in any fuckin playbook does it say that Parros plays and White sits? That is just fuckin stupid.
Cash it in boys!
hahaha Fuck you leaf.Cash it in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw 29 flash a cash it signThe CBC feed tonite is world class
Liking the "you sing the anthem" approach tonight. Cool!
princess is a fucking coward, it that was
...anyone but Gkid he'd be running to hide.. (couldn't complete while PatCHes scored)
Patches from PFK fucking a
PatCHes!!! Third time's a charm!
Fucking sweet PFK pass!
Riely will win the Norris tonite
Of all the leaf whores I think simpson is the sleaziest.
'disgustingly healthy' ? What's your problem hughson?
Keep goading, leaf.
fuck you Celine
I like 'princess' now since John Scott after he was penalized for NO reason and said 'I guess no one's allowed to touch the 'princess'
Fuck you leaf and hnic.
SOGs 10-400:58 MTL PPG - Max Pacioretty (8) Wrist shot - ASST: P.K. Subban (19), Carey Price (1) 1 - 0 MTL
Randy Carlyle is a dick
heh, Princess phaneuf with a late shot to PatCHes. Elisha is an idiot.
Celine picks his spots. Just another leaf cheapshot artist.
There are certain people in this world that you only have to look at to know that they are a dick - Randy Carlyle is that kind of guy
Yup, smarmy smirk. Kinda like mclame.
You are sooooooooooo right.
TFS is sharp!
Ha ha. SOG leaf 6 Max 6. Fuck you leaf.
heh, cockroaches all up and worried about their leaf's schedule.
More excuses, Bolland is just like a Sidney Crosby.
Now praise for bozo-ak.
Die leaf Die!!!!!!!!!!
PFK just made the Olympic team
heh, galleythegoof, 'that's his first goal in 13 games'. STFU!
So who scored? I was stuck with the KesselCam(tm) on HNIC. Honestly, why did they have a camera devoted to Kessel there on that faceoff?
simpleton wants orr to fight 'to change the momentum'. Sick leaf-loving fuck.
DDD does a double shift, he is now like one man
Kill this bitCH (of a penalty).
why would superplexxx crosscheck a nice guy like the Jackal
I don't mind that penalty by PleXXX on that dirty little fuck.
Ok, calm down Galley. We know you're excited for the leaf PP but at least try to sound indifferent.
Two more periods like that one & I'll be one happy gal!
Make that 2 FHFemmes!
Make that 3! Wait..
I love our FHFemmes!
crankshaft having a great game
hughson will now be known as hubrison, for four years.
Ok I want to hear Donny say, I hate the leafnet and I quit
Alright, alright. 2-0 Habbies! Or as Galley called it, "A good road period for the maple leafs".
Whats with PatCHes on the pk lately?
Opp for a shorty.
Anyone who says PFK does not belong in Sochi, well, I'm sorry, but it can ONLY be racism.
It's sad to hear online and from 'friends' that the PR campaign the guy has worked. He's a defensive liability! Well, he has the 2nd best +/- on the best defensive team in the league. His teammates hate him! Give me one example of an actual teammate saying anything of the sort. He has no respect! Name one guy who does? Why does PK get singled out. I don't think my friends are racists, but they haven't watched any Habs games and only listen to the racist media.
I wonder if 29 is drunk yet? I'm on my 2nd Jack Daniels.
Did I mention negronis are something strong?!3xProseco1xMountGay Rum1xCampari
That was a very strong period...the fuse has lengthened slightly.
True. Still can't trust fuckface bettman refs that like to 'even' things out.
Nice whine to keep your job cherry, you racist, xenophobic bigot. Go fuck yourself.
you forgot to mention homophobic but ironically a Harper Ford bag licker
Don seemed very contrite.
Fuck off Cherry and McLame.
I doubt they share.
Here's my take: Habs remember game 1 very well, they let the leaf dictate the style of that match and are determined to not have a repeat. They are applying a relentless forecheck making the weak leaf D turn the puck over. The forwards are coming back giving the leaf forwards no time and space. Keep that up for 40 more minutes and the cockroaches won't be able to get to the Calgary/LA game fast enough.
Not sure if any of you have watched 'Life in the NHL" epsiode 1 features PFK. Well, he says outside of hockey, for him it's fashion. He is so hated for not being a 'cardboard cutout' that I am sure the haters will use that as further fuel for their hate-flames that he is 'a -me-me-look-at-me-selfish-me'. Fuck all of 'em. I don't care, I loved him from day 1 and always will.
I love juce.
heh, hubris on says burnyeah was 'bumped'.
But not in.Ooh, hubrison says 'no call' on the pest (KidG) and simpletonson says he thinks Habs should be penalized. Sick fucks.
Ghosts of the Fourm in full motion tonite
Lots of The Rocket in the pre-game-tax-paid-expensively-produced-video.
Wow, HNIC sounded absolutely heartbroken that Kessel couldn't score.
Not to mention how many penalties the Habs should have had. they are still yipping about it. STFU!
My lord, they need an OrrCam. Basically praying to the gods for him to throw a punch. Sick fucks.
I'm being serious, does HNIC have an official KesselCam? They keep showing replays of just him skating around.
stock footage mostly
The hnic crew is seriously one fucked up group of sick fucks. this is how they see/read the game?
There you go, you sick HNIC fucks. Drink it up.
Its what they live for. Sick fuckers.
And starting for the maple leaf, Alexandre Despatie.
From the on-set you see ORR pulling Parros' sweater, bastard.
fucking dive Jackal
Kill it, don't give them any fucking momentum.GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
And starting for the maple leaf, Alexandre Despatie.
FUCK are my Habs exciting!
Well, it's easy to look good against an AHL team.
Yeah its been an exciting game for a nice change
litttle early for the song
Honestly I wish they would cut it out, but when you're at the Bell, sometimes they put it on the boards, there's even a song. (song sounds good though, soothing)
I actually just hear the organ playing it.
the kesseltracker tracks kessel tracking the puck, meanwhile at the Bell Center a hockey game is going on
hubrison thinks TFS might be in the Olympics mix 'now'.
Nice dive by the Princess.
Glad they stopped singin...only half way through the second ffs
Why is hubrison calling that leaf 'jvr'? Buddies off the ice? Find some integrity FFS you sick fuck.
I was reading Kid G lips, he said either you play like a pussy or your face looks like one
I think KidG called him Phyllis.
"Kessel going at it with Gallagher". Big tough guy. And I assume "going at it" means he slashed him three times and then ran away.
laff game plan: we don't care if kessel gets a penalty but if we can get PFK out with him, we may have a chance.
gawl(ey): 'good little crosscheck'. Sick fuck.
leaf has carte blanche apparently.
GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
Also, why did the cockroaches add gael(ey) to the broadcast team tonight? Pile up?... and simpletonson says 'a couple of breaks and its a tie game'.
Sick how the cockroaches are sucking leaf cock.
HNIC is doing everything short of holding a seance to get the leaf a goal.
For fuck sake why won't they shoot the puck on a breakaway? You can't always walk it into the net...SHOOT THE PUCK,!
tic tac goal Superplexxe
Eat shit cockroaches.
lets talk about all the leaf chances
'the leaf needs this power play' ?
simpletonson looks for 4 minutes. ?
hit my ass more like a push