Nov 28, 2013

No time for foreplay Sexy Friday ~ Early game, climbing Habs vs. Caps Game Preview and Open Thread

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PFK moves like he don't care
Smooth as silk, cool as air
Ooh it makes whitePang wanna cry
He doesn't play MT2’s game
And our hearts beats like a Métro train
Ooh it makes you wanna die

Ooh, don't you wanna sign him?
Ooh, wanna make him all our own?

PFK, you've gotta see him
Go insane and out of your mind
mike richards, go FHFuck ya
A million strides, moves and triple low fives

I've seen this Norris thing before
My best FHFriend said he’s the black boy kept on the floor
FHFool for love and on fucking FHFire

Won't come in from the mediot rain
He's so good he’s fuckin up their brain
Bleu, Blanc & Rouge ice desire

Don't you wanna take him?
Ooh, don't you wanna offer sheet him?

PFK, you've gotta see him
Go insane and out of your mind
timpeeltypes, go FHFuck ya
A million shots, hits, smiles and hey there’s Ryan White

Ooh, MT2 don't you wanna break him?
Ooh, Team Canada don't you wanna take GOLD home?

He skates like he don't care
Flyin’ on Montreal Canadiens’ air
Ooh, it makes you wanna die

PFK, you've gotta see him
Go INSANE and out of your mind!
racist haters, go FHFuck ya
A million assCHecks, PPs, pageviews and hilites
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155 comments:

  1. I could watCH that 'Maria' video a million fucking times. Oh wait, I have. My God Debbie Harry is the most luscious of rock n' roll babes!

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  2. Hey, FHF kidz, spot the irony in the PFK + DGainey pic?

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    1. the Maritimer7:11 AM

      Yup. leaf kid wishing PFK was pulling on a leaf jersey. -gag-.

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    2. the leaf have already signed Stamkos for 2015, and PFK is a done deal.

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    3. The youngster has that look about him, you know the one....shit my favourite player is a Hab and I'll hate him for the rest of my life.

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    4. Can you imagine if PK had been drafted by the Leaves. There would have been no "uppity" or "undisciplined" comments made and every teammate would have got alone with him like he was there brudda.

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  3. the Maritimer7:15 AM

    Excellent SF moe, so many sexy ladies it's errr...... mind boggling.

    Boodai can't win there two times in a row. Can he? An OT or SO loss would be OK with me.

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  4. Budaj can AND will win in DC while the leaf falls to the worstestest team in the league. Could make for another excellent night of hockey. But what's up with all the friggin back to back Friday/Saturday games. And I notice we finally play the broon next Thursday - our fifth game in 7 nights, while they will have been off since Saturday. Well WTF - do it boys!

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  5. Chester7:58 AM

    NHL sized privately funded arena north of Hogtown. Hmmmm should be good for Rogers. Pierre-Marc gets the NoDicks back and Hogtown gets team number two. Sounds like a Buttman deal if there ever was one. He gets the money and Pierre-Marc and Hogtown get the teams. Just wonder what the time frame would be. Hmmmm prob within 12 years.
    Go Habs

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  6. Just went to the doctor, he said I had a heart of glass. Happy Sexy Friday everyone, great parady Moeman,
    Happy Thanksgiving to all my Merican Cousins

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  7. Happy SF everyone. moeman, you would be one of the great songwriters.

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  8. Moeman - outstanding ones again and somewhat NSFW for me this afternoon - loadsa people around wondering how come my computer is accessing porn in the office...I tell them to fuck off and leave me alone. I'm in "marketing" and social media...I need to look at stuff like that! I will fully review later this afternoon.

    And Whoopie! a 10 pm start for me tonight means I can watch the game and still catch Mr. KMaxxx before she falls asleep on the couch!!

    Happy SF!!

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    1. Double the FHFun.

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    2. ...still catch Mr. KMaxxx before she falls asleep...

      I'm from rural NB, so now I'm confused about KmaXXX

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    3. Paddy...a lot of people are...sorry for confusing things for you - that was a typo. Mrs. KMaxxx has a tendency to doze off when I am streaming the Habs games late at night (especially when all I can get is RDS) So a 10 pm start should mean that SHE is still awake as the Habs stroll to a Budiful win tonight.

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  9. Of course, Budaj can win, I have no doubt.
    Go Habs Go!

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  10. laff fans must be in a state of depression after clicking on 'rapid fire' on TSN's web to hear the answer to "which Canadian NHL team has been the best so far?" only to find out it was the Canadiens.

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    1. There will be an investigation.

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    2. People will be fired, heads will roll.

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  11. NHL Life Episode 1
    http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/videos/2013/11/28/5155516/nhl-life-episode-1-a-spotlight-on-p-k-subban

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  12. Are you allowed to even show a still from a trip-lo-fi? Didn't MT2 banned them? I feel like I am reading contraband..... Great
    SF, Moe.

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  13. the Maritimer11:42 AM

    BTW, I'm wondering if that first pic is a nude Jane looking for Tarzan?

    Aaaahhhhhooooooaahhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhhh............in the best Johnny Weismueller style.

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    1. ...and Mrs. M comes a runnin'.

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  14. Go Rangers vs broons 1:00pm) , Go Sabres.

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  15. Happy SF everyone! Brilliant work moe

    My northeast tour continues with a visit to Manhattan in the next hour. Won't see the Caps game. Not that I would if it was 7. But 5? Yeesh. At least it gives the boys two extra hous to get out of town and home. Im surprised the Caps game isn't at 10 PM and the Leafs at noon, given the NHL schedule makers.

    Headed home tomorrow during the day, I have tix to Habs-Leafs demain. Can't fucking wait. Die Leaf Die.

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    1. the Maritimer2:27 PM

      Good luck tomorrow. Both times I've seen the Habs/leaf, the fucking leaf has won, pissing me off to no end, forcing me to go get drunk in a bar after. You don't want to have to get drunk do you?

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  16. Thought I would stay up till 3am to watch this game until I was at the bar tonight and my friend reminded me it's our time +2 (not -2) after you switch the AM/PM. Duh. I know that for regular 7pm games, but my brain went numb on this one for some reason. Not because of the several Jameson shots or Taco Bell (yes, we have those here now). No. I'm just an idiot.

    Point is: GYFHG!

    Funny how a week ago same game in same building seemed scary. Now the Habs are the better team. Look out Motherfuckers (which of course means terrible results). Best GAA in the League!

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  17. If you need something to masturbate to:
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1868969-projecting-the-best-montreal-canadiens-at-each-position-in-5-years

    They didn't even have room to mention Bornival or Tinordi. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH Habs, slap me across the face again with your Cup potential. Oh god, I'm close. You're close.

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  18. I hate that I keep bringing up the leaf, but when you grow up int their thought police....This from the Toronto Star:
    "On Wednesday night, questionable officiating was a factor."

    YOU GOT NO SHOTS IN THE LAST 25 MINUTES OF THE GAME! Oh my god, I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall. They really don't understand the game.

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    1. Only in laffland, I don't even need to read it, the headline says it all. They will take that to the grave and forever turn a blind eye to being too inept to get a shot on goal for over 30mins.

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    2. *almost 30mins.

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  19. fuck, 1-0 boons.

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    1. the Maritimer2:29 PM

      Go Rangers!!

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    2. tied in the 3rd

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    3. too many men pp for rangers. Go rangers! 4:34 letf in the game.

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    4. 3-2 final, damned shaved ape.

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  20. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  21. Love those shoes! Have a pair just like them.

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  22. I miss the triple low five. (sighs)

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    1. They are permanently affixed in the blog's mast.

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  23. Luc Gelinas rinkside asks PFK 'It's almost impossible to contain Ovechkin, how do you contain him?" PFK "No it's not almost impossible to contain him, you need to take away his space and time"

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  24. Baton Rouge ribs (my son works at IGA) and Leffe Blonde. Homemade Chelsea bun bread pudding.

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  25. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  26. So is Murray injured? Thought we really didn't need Frankie Bou Bou right now...???

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    1. Keeping him for tomorrow.

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  27. Crap, Kill it boys!

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    1. Nicely done on the PK.

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  28. One Briere for the good guys!

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  29. Despite the penalties, 12-4 SOGs Habs.

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  30. Is PFK unusually quiet tonight or is it just me...?

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    1. Saving his energy for tomorrow as the leaf is nothing but before-during&after the whistle cheap shots.

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  31. Dgmb in a car commercial...?

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    1. Since last season. He and Breezer do a tire commercial too.

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  32. Good period, keep it boys.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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    1. Good 'road game' period.

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  33. Good plan! Keep them under 5 shots a period and this should be a good win. Very solid 1st period. Time for a beverage...

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    1. "Time for a beverage..."

      Good plan!

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    2. Another "old fashioned" evening with my mate Jack!

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  34. 5 on 3 Vodkov does not warrant a penality

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  35. (Y) is one solid dude.

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  36. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  37. Dont leave the path Grasshopper or the goal either

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  38. Not cool...letting them back in the game after a great PK...fuck! Come on boys! Go Habs go!,

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  39. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  40. Captain my Captain!

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  41. Superplexxxe and I have some lag

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    1. My feed is great...but maybe a minute behind

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  42. What's with the bouncing puck, didn't they freeze them?

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  43. Cash it, boys!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  44. Love that Carnaval.

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  45. I am seeing some great hustle. Nice work by the 4th line. Everyone is working hard. My drink is almost empty...period needs to end soon...

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  46. Looking forward to the next grabitesky visit to shanahan, should be interesting.

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  47. Another good period...except for the fuck up by bud I...hang in there boys! Go Habs go!,

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  48. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  49. Play the full 20.

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  50. PFK great play defending.

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  51. Damn another penalty. Kill it!!

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  52. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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    1. He picked up an assist tonight.

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  54. Night cap!: http://www.unibroue.com/en/beers/17

    Got to go into work mañana to check on some construction for a new lab.

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  55. Cash it in boys!

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  56. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  57. Who the fuck says PFK is a defensive liability again? What a dive to stop ovie!

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  58. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  59. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  60. Terrible D by Gorges on that play.

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  61. lower the Chocula shell

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  62. Come out fighting and take it.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!


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  63. GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

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  64. The Maritimer is officially OK now. A win is gravy. GYMF4on4HG!!!

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  65. Road point, get another. Go Sabres.

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  66. Go Habs Go

    Go Habs Go,

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  67. What the fuck is bouillon doing on the ice in ot?!

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  68. Take the fucking shoot for fucks sake

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  69. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  70. Go Booty! Go Habs! Go all Hab shooters!

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  71. 2 point is ours!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  72. Go Habs Go!

    Fucking loser point but this should have been sorted an hour ago...fuck!

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  73. DDD good for something

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  74. Go you fucking Sabres GO!!!!!!

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  75. Bah. A point that got away. Great game by PleXXX...until the last play of the game.

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  76. oh for fuck sake!SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK YOU STUPID BUNCH OF FUCKIN COCKS!

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  77. No worries, 1 point, go take 2 tomorrow. I got a good feeling for Saturday.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  78. Thanks Moeman. Good night all. Fuck you grabcockski you fuck!

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  79. Fucking laffs get so much puck luck.

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  80. Bit of scuffling by fraser, then he yaps at Scott who's at the bench, gonna be trouble when Scott gets on the ice.
    Go Sabres!

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  81. Tied by Moulson!!!!

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  82. puck fucking luck 2-1

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  83. I think the Sabres can take this, they won their last meeting.
    Go Sabres.

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  84. Sabres take it in OT - just a couple mins too late for regulation.

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