Dec 2, 2013

Whipped CHream & Other Delights ~ Delicious Habs vs. Devils Game Preview and Open Thread

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200 comments:

  1. Careful, that whipped cream is fattening.

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    1. ... but the low-cal version tastes like shit.

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  2. Boy PFK's teammates sure do hate him don't they PJstuck?

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  3. I love Budaj's "Pyscho Ned" mask. Pretty cool stuff. PJ is a twit - how could anyone not love PK, I think he is jealous because "PK" is an awesome initial name, but "PJ" is what I kid wears to bed.

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    1. When I first read that I thought pjstuck slept with kids. (Man, I'm gonna need a lawyer!)

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  4. a kid wears to bed. * sorry *

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  5. I wouldn't waste a minute of your life worrying about anything BJ Cock has to say on anything. He's a dick.

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    1. Of course WE know better but he is responsible for the damage caused to PFK's reputation, he's got everyone convinced that he is a poison to his team and has a bad attitude. I still can't understand how he gets any airtime on RDS, he's toned down the attitude part, but still gets his shots in at every opportunity - now it's he's not reliable defensively. If it's not PFK then he manages to shoot down the Habs some way or another. Kiss my ass!.

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  6. I hope we stick with the firewagon style hockey, and do not slip back into a Chocula stalemate seeking sucker

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    1. Attack, attack, attack.

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  7. Chester1:29 PM

    JTodd and The View From Nebraska has flipped flopped on The National Embarrassment again. Now he should go ...
    Imagine what this team could do if we could just get everybody going at the same time. Go Lego !!
    Go Habs

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  8. Awesome, I just got tickets for the game.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. the Maritimer2:44 PM

      Enjoy, will we be able to hear you in the crowd?

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    2. Go Juice Go
      We will be with you in spirit

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    3. the M, I will probably be hoarse tomorrow.
      Thanks, Steve. GYMFHG!

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    4. Have FHFun juce.

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  9. Zachary Fucale is on Team Canada camp roster.

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    1. the Maritimer2:47 PM

      Can't wait to see Zach on the big stage, although he won the Memorial Cup last spring, there's nothing like the WJC tournament. Habs prospect Charles Hudon will be there also.

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    2. Any other Habs on the opponent teams?

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  10. Gallagher wins Movember lol. PatCHes won Molson Cup for November.

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    1. Congrats. PatCHes the swashbuckler (eat shit leaf and mediots). KidG's tiny little caterpillar of a staCHe will take all of 2 seconds to shave. Did I mention eat shit and die leaf?

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  11. I think one mistake Burgervan has made was not taking Jagr when given the option. I know he's old and at the end of his career, but when one of the league's best players wants to play on your team, you don't say no. Sure it's about the youth movement. But a line of Eller, gCHuk, Jagr would be a hell of a line if Gally is going to continue to revive DDD and Patches.

    Anyway, GYMFHG!!!

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    1. 'Burgervan', now that's funny.

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    2. the Maritimer4:59 PM

      Lack of an elite scorer is the Habs big weakness. A defenceman should not be your leading scorer, that bodes ill for the future. I'm still hoping MB will pull the trigger on a big trade and get that guy. Who that would be.....fucked if I know.

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    3. True the M. If that player is out there to be had (and available), he won't come CHeap.

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    4. LEGO-gCHuk-Jagr makes me drool. ur killing me Saint

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  12. the Maritimer5:01 PM

    According to the Toronto mediots Steven Stamkos will be a leaf in 2015 cause they are, you know, the leaf. And they have more money than anybody.

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    1. They had money before the original fuckface bettman lockout.

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    2. the Maritimer5:06 PM

      Yup, they just spend it in all the wrong places. Wendelclarkson being a prime example.

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    3. heh, gonna be some FHFun for the next five years with that #71 anchor but leaf fan says it don't matter as the cap will go way up and its like burying contacts, like Liles and Dou$harek etc. At the CotU, their shit don't stink. Go Sharks.

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  13. Have FHFun everyone and remember
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Keep positive vibes.

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  14. TSN headline: "Canadiens host Surging Devils..."

    Not that the Habs are "surging" or anything with their 5-0-1 record in their last 6, fuckers

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    1. +1

      Also, Habs are 7-1-2 in their last 10. I'm thinking tsn blocks the post game comments, again. Go Sharks.

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  15. No Mr. M. tonight so I'm relying on you fine folks to keep me company.

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    1. Turkey with all the fixins here.

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    2. Had that on Saturday with American visitors.

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    3. Were they tasty?

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    4. Turkey and cold stuffing = best.sandwich.ever.

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    5. Not for me, just salt and pepper.

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    6. A splash of cran sauce?

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    7. you guys are making me hungry! but I was in the Club Desjardins zone Saturday night (free food) so I'm still full

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    8. No cran sauce for me.

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  16. As promised my moe-vember pic added, I LEGO'd it!

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    1. LegoMe app, free today;

      https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/legome/id751253903?mt=8

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  17. Kudos to Hockey Canada for keeping so many of our great juniors from being awakened by tsn at 5am to be given bad news. No Max Domi!? heh, tsn, always scrapping the bottom of their barrel.

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  18. tsn explains he 'surging', adds that the Habs are 'streaking'.

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    1. heh. +1 right back

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    2. Habs 15-9-3. Devils 11-11-5. Devils are the better team, obviously

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    1. That right arm seems a tad low? FHFun!

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  20. I would like this to be the game where Brodeur finally decides to retire

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  21. PatCHes for Molson Cup god!

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  22. The atmosphere in the Bell seems a little more muted than for the Leaf...

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  23. Puck drop! GYFHG!!!!

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  24. I don't know how that stayed out, but wow

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    1. It was PFK. Great defensive play. But he doesn't belong in Socchi

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    2. he was overly defensive on that play

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    3. If PFK made that play in the Olympics the mediots would complain he didn't find a way to score.

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  25. OuCH, hope the Dev player is OK.

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  26. kick them in the head crankshaft

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  27. Now munching on Brie de Meaux and Pont Levesque.

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    1. With a little crane sauce?

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    2. Nice! I'm drinking beer and eating CHips. I've gone to the box for 2 minutes to feel shame

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    3. Shame because its sour creme and onion chips?

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    4. Close! Miss Vickies Sweet chili and sour cream. Yummmm!

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    5. With a diet Pepsi. Strange, yes.

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  28. The LEGO-RBQ-gCHuk line can sure skate. Hope they can score some goals

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    1. ... and they ain't small.

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  29. to much fancy, shoot the fucking puck after the third pass

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  30. Here's my dessert:

    http://www.presidentschoice.ca/en_CA/products/productlisting/pc-black-label-toasted-coconut-ice-cream.html

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  31. These Devils aren't the leaf.

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  32. Is that juce I hear?!

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  33. Bourque has another boo boo?

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  34. stream anxiety to nite,

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    1. Don't cross the streams. It would be bad.

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  35. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  36. whew (for now)

    that was not a good period

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  37. Could've been worse based on their non-play.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  38. I made it! Now, GYFHG!!!

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  39. I'm not feeling it tonight. Apparantly neither are they.

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    1. The game needs a shot of Disaronno. Back in 2.

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    2. Me too, just got one.

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    3. On ice? Room temp? Let it warm up?

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    4. Ice? Never mon amie. Room temp but warm would be nice. Need a hot tub. Mmmm.

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    5. Our new contractor is trying to convince us to get a hot tub. He's also an ex NHL backup goalie from many moons ago. Heh.

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  40. This reminds me - I haven't watched last night's Walking Dead. I'll be back.

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    1. I"ll stick with the skating dead for now.

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  41. Another assist for PFK. Might become serious consideration for the Olympics, in 2014.

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  42. Old Eller. Geez.

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  43. nice kill. HANG ON BOYS

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  44. No swashbuckling but Belinda did not approve of PatCHes goal celebration.

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    1. that fist pump was way over the line

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    2. Maybe it was PatCHes' mousquetaire-ish staCHe that riled RC2. Regardless, leaf suck.

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  45. DDD worked hard on that goal for an A. credit where its due, he's turned it around. Suck it, Coderre!

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  46. 22-9 shots against. uhhhh...

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  47. SOGs 22-9 NJ. TFS!

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  48. Pricey's been awesome tonight. So glad for him (and us).

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  49. Alright, kids, hear me now, 29 and I are not, I repeat, NOT, joined at the hip.

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  50. Like DDD, I have yet to shave the moe-vember. Kids at work thought I joined a bike gang.

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  51. heh, tsn has a pic of PatCHes celebrating a goal on their main page. He still has his staCHe in the pic. Fucking lazy tsn'ers.

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  52. Hang in there ...

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  53. Review? Fuck off.

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  54. even Toronto HQ couldn't find a goal there

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  55. PFK's GAA is 1.000%

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  56. And I'm back. Yay, 2-1. I need to take more 'dead' breaks.

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  57. GODDAMMIT!!! I'm leaving.

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  58. Great shot that CCR.

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  59. DDD is a beast. wait, what?

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  60. Big missed opp(s).

    TFS!

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  61. gCHuk!!!!!! (i think)

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  62. Alright, kids, hear me now, 29 and I are, I repeat, joined at the hip!

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  63. I'm not sure we deserve to be leading this game, but I'll take it

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  64. OK, back again. 3-2! Yay!

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  65. Any 'dead' fans? Hell of a mid season finale!

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    1. I've got a touCH of grey in the staCHe.

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  66. ugh, not that penalty

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  67. Lovin PatCHes on the PK.

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  68. nice kill. HANG ON BOYS

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  69. SuperPleXXX!!!

    HANG ON BOYS!

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  70. Crankshaft deserves one of the 3 stars tonight. Smart, strong and solid play.

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  71. PFK will be in Sotchi, as the 3rd goalie.

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  72. Rewarding gCHuk with some last minute minutes. Nice.

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  73. Good but lucky win. Take it!

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  74. 3. Bernier

    2. TFS™!!

    1. DDD !!!

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  75. Desharnais third star. Fuck off mayor.

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  76. 16-9-3, 2nd in the Atlantic. But it's the Devils who are surging I'm sure

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    1. Well, their (tsn) main page pic is current, so thats nice (of them). Go Sharks!

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  77. Had FHFun kids. See ya'll soon.

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  78. Funny how things even out. Should have won on Friday. Lost (but managed a loser point). Should have lost tonight. Won. When you're playing well, good stuff happens no matter what. Let's beat fat marty back to back and then the broons even though they've been resting since Saturday.

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    1. It just came to me like the train to terrapin station, you were watching the Dead and DDD came back from the dead, thats heavy man.

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  79. Could not get a steady stream will see doctor in the morning, but another great victory and DDD back bonus, and Paddy Dead was the best episode ever NO?

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    1. There's 3- episode mini series on Bravo this week called Mobs or Mobsters? done by the same guy who did the walking dead if I heard correctly.

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    2. Absolutely Steve! The season in my mind has been a bit slow to date, but last night was fantastic. About time for a change too. Can't wait for February.

      Mob City - the actor that played Shane is in it. Looks promising.

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  80. Soooooooooooo nice to be there in the flesh!
    Thanks for the Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, moeman and yes that was me you heard. wooohoooo!
    Gotta love PFK!

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  81. Obviously the CP is part of the whole Tronna mediot consortium.
    Alex Galchenyuk scored the winner for the Canadiens at 9:34, netting his seventh of the season into a gaping net after an Alexei Emelin shot fortuitously landed on his stick.
    Or, "A brilliant slap-pass from Emelin was skillfully redirected into the short side by Galchenyuk." Same thing I guess.

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    1. The CP has become a running Tranna joke. Be very wary of their 'writers' as they have one sick bias. Up until a year ago their main 'professional' hockey writer was that little slug cris johnson who is now shilling leaf on snet. His game review/articles were hilariously tilted with flowers thrown to the left, right and centre of the universe. That fat little fuck is now peddling his shit where he belongs. Did you see that slobbering dwarf after the Habs game on Saturday? No slight to little people but this almost four foot from the floor fool gazed into 'JVR's eyes and had some kind of food grease all over his chubby cheeks. The latest excuse at CP is another leaf apologist named steve whynno. He's as bad if not worse than the ML$E midget he replaced. Funnier still is large orgs like G&M, tsn, NP, cbc are too lazy penning their own game articles and buy this garbage. Funny, they have time to flood their websites with dozens and dozens of useless leaf propaganda. Last bit, if you need a solid laugh or something to read when taking a really good shit, look for articles written by 'tsn staff' or 'cbc staff'. Not sure if staff is a family name. Sick fucks.

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    2. "is large orgs" should be "are large orgs" just in case the CP is reading this.

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    3. Jesus H Christ. Dealing with the media is part of the struggle to be great. You see those words in print, and although everyone including the PM of this land say they never read them. They are either illerte or lying. We now know because we are so much smarter than the times we I got a flushie that bully tactics hurt in the long term.
      So lay off gCHuck you fucking assholes.

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    4. the Maritimer11:58 AM

      I've stopped reading hockey articles that have any mention of the word leaf. All the sites moe mentions have one thing in common: they are located in the CotU, so likely one of the qualifications to be hired as a sports writer is if you are a leaf fan. For example the CBC recently hired Mike Brophy as a hockey writer, his loyalties are well known. Plus, these guys have to be careful to not paint a negative image of Toronto's beloved hockey team or they would probably be blacklisted. One thing I've noticed, take that last Habs/leaf game, the headlines for those news sites will never mention that Montreal did anything good, just what Toronto needed to do, but didn't, to win. Like Hughson and Homer Simpson last Saturday night, all they talked about, well, 90% of the time was what Kessel and his linemates almost did. Or what Princess should have done.

      I've learned to kinda ignore all of them. Most of my reading is here, HI/O, or the Gazette via faceoff.com.

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  82. Anonymous11:02 AM

    29?

    http://www.khq.com/story/24113017/meth-ends-up-in-ice-cream-in-spokane-valley

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    1. I wasn't even there! I was ... at a friend's house! Or... in CHurCH. Yes, that's it, CHurCH!!

      Awesome story.

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  83. Sorry for getting you riled up moe!
    And I think "is large orgs" was right, but with a "are to lazy to pen". But I ain't no grammar police. Bottom line. 2nd in the Atlantis Division. I've decided Atlantis is cooler. Just ask Patrick Duffy. He knows.

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    1. Just ask Patrick Duffy. He's the Man. *this works better and is meant to go here. sheesh I need some of that meth ice cream

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    2. No riling Pad. Just laying out some info.

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    3. the Maritimer12:00 PM

      See above rant

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  84. Not surprised how quick they dropped the Habs thread and now this - Is Marty sour?:
    If Martin Brodeur had his pick on Canada's No. 1 goalie for the Sochi Olympics, it would be Roberto Luongo. The future Hall of Famer told TSN's sister station in Quebec RDS on Monday that while Luongo and Montreal Canadiens netminder Carey Price have been the country's top two candidates, the Vancouver Canucks' goaltender should get the edge for the starting job. Full Story.

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    1. getting old sucks, thats the memo from Team Canada to fat Marty, and Its one I expect in my mailbox daily

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    2. Luongo: 11-8-5 2.41 .911
      TFS: 12-8-2 2.00 .937

      Well it's obvious Lu should go

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  85. Can we bring the Squid back from the depths of Calgary. Cause IMHO is all we need for the cup, its a Squid.

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  86. Groupe CH who owns the Canadiens is buying Equipe Spectra which runs of the Jazz Fest and Francofolie. Molson say it really loves what Spectra does it brings more culture and tourists.

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  87. Go Sharks Go (theme from Jaws)

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  88. Really! What the fucking Toronto media won't sink to to take the focus off their horrid, horrid team - they put up a thread asking if PFK should go to Sochi and create open season for their stupid lemming fans to troll. HE WON NORRIS TROPHY What the hell is the problem? I just don't understand it.

    Fuck you torontosportsnetwork, I hope the Sharks blow them right out of the NHL and when that happens they'll be putting up a thread asking if TFS should go to Sochi just to take the focus off it.

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    1. Have now read through 7 pages of comments. Kill me. Let me summarize why he shouldn't go:

      - defensive liability
      - will hurt team chemistry (read: plays while black)
      - is "a liability and a nuisance" (read: plays while black)
      - has an "attitude" (read: plays while black)
      - he doesn't "play his position properly" (read: plays while black)
      - he is "volatile" (read: plays while black)

      In sanity's defense, about half the commenters can't even believe it's a question. The other half, ugh.

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    2. It's actually amazing that some 'sane' comments got through. 2 of my 20 made it.

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  89. I can't even fuckin believe its an issue..the reigning Norris trophy winner???

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  90. GYFSG!!!

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  91. God bless the KHL sometimes: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/khl-team-hires-women-lingerie-sell-tickets-cheer-165103216--nhl.html

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  92. 1-0 Sharks
    TSN has the game hidden bottom left.

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  93. Not TSN has a poll going whether or not PFK should go to Sochi.
    I hope people vote often and crash their server.

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