Jan 18, 2014

Double Parody! ~ The Montreal Canadiens vs. the leaf Game Preview and Open Thread

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These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know
These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know

david phaneuf
He works in nonis’ store
He's pylon’d here for 3 years
He'll probably work there for 7 more

These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know
These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know

dave kadri
He’s known for his loudmouth
Burke drafted him when the Sens said no
Since then the leaf hasbeen headed south

These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know
These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know

Some of them are Davids
The most revered was named Keon
But he came from a different Mom

These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know
These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know

dave kessel
Man, this cat can $wing
He weighs almost 250 pounds
And being invisible is his thing

These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know
These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know

dave nonis
I hardly know him
butt dredger is his job rim
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dave lupul
often suspended
pretty eyes and no girlfriend (NTTIAWWT)
dave bernier
signed to save the ship
not making the Sochi trip
david carlyle
he’s no Belinda
he’ll soon be on vacation, see ya
dave reimer
Optimus fucking ha
Have your gal pal say hello to Elisha

These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know
These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves I know

[Next two measures sung by the cockroaches we know: ]
We are the leafdaves we know, we know
We are the leafdaves we know
We are the leafdaves we knows, we know
We are the leafdaves we know

Some of us aren’t Davids
But most of us are leafdaves
We all play with our own hands
And we come from leaf hardons

These are the leafdaves I know, I know
These are the leafdaves

Hey where’s dave bolland?
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Gallaghers are my very favourite breed
They're cute and cuddly, easy Habs to feed
They will bring you up whenever you are down
Gallaghers average 200 blue ice pounds

When I talk about this KidG town
The only thing that makes me down
Is when people put on a Happy Meal frown

Gallaghers are my very favourite type
Strong, smugly easy Hab to hype
Gallaghers are there in the 21st century
Therrien has one to prevent misery

Gallaghers are good with the EGG
Studies show they prolong Habs fans lives
No one wants to cry
leaf can fuck off and die
Die leaf die
Die leaf die
Worms eating your 67 eyes

29’s bass solo
... excuse me ladies you are scantily clad …
Wow that hurt.

You know those mornings that you can't get out to blog
And you’d call in sick if you had bob cold’s job?

You know those evenings when you just wanna watCH TV,
eat corn CHips and masturbate? 

Sure you do

Well when those days happen
What you should do is start thinking about my FHFriends
My little FHFurry Pants!proof pals
You know who I'm talking about.....

Les Gallaghers sont mes types favourites
Jolies, CHarment, pas de problème à maintenir
Ils donnent du joie
Quand tu es 'blue'
Les Gallaghers sont presque vingt bleu livres

Give Gallaghers a CHance
Do the KidG dance

But if you want your love to show and you want your love to grow
Then go KidG, go KidG, go KidGGGGGGGGGGGGGYFHG!!!!
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207 comments:

  1. I'm dying from laughing so hard. Good stuff, moeman.
    GYFHG!!!

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  2. Good luck to out call-ups, looking forward to see Nattinen play. (don't worry, kid pylon's face is scarier than he is).

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  3. GYFHG! I'm actually going to the game tonight! My first ever *live* Habs game...I'm so psyched! Buying a jersey for the occasion...still don't know who to get...PK, TFS, Plexx, Gally....thoughts?

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    1. PFK just to piss them off......or Richard.
      Have a great time and Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. you lucky duck, throw stuff at the princess for me

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  4. the Maritimer1:18 PM

    You've out done yourself with this one Moe! Fucking hilarious! GYFHG!!!!

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  5. Nattinen:
    When he pictures 1st NHL game what does Nättinen see? "Hat trick, great night in Montreal, but this will do. I can do a hat trick here."
    Go get 'em kid!

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  6. Boy the sens have the ugliest unis with big zeroes on them.

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  7. 1-0 sens over rangers in the 1st.

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  8. Heading out later for a boys in front of the big screen with beers and buckets of wings for hockey and the the Bute/Pascal match. Actually, I'm bringing jerk chicken sammiches. Might not be commenting much after 8pm. Be good to each other.

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    1. Habs will bring us wings tonight. Bon appetit, moeman and enjoy!
      GHG

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    2. the Maritimer3:05 PM

      I'm headed out tonight as well. Former co-workers, hab and leafers, should be fun. G Y F H G !!!!!!!

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  9. RBQ is a healthy scratch.

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  10. TFS in in Plante replica mask.
    https://twitter.com/Dave_Stubbs/status/424546927753969664/photo/1

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  11. Nice Kids parodies! Love the Daves song cuz I (like many) know lots of Daves.

    Looking forward to the game tonight. Cockroaches will be out in full force though! How much time will they spend pre-game complaining about PK's celebration. Suck it fuckers!

    Watched a little curling earlier, Eve Muirhead vs Rachel Homan. 2 great curlers...

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  12. At least we won't have timfuckingpeel tonight since he's 'reffing' the sens game.

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  13. 2-1 rangers in the 2nd

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  14. the Maritimer3:32 PM

    Nice goal by Rick Nash. Fuck you Ottawa, you whiny fuckers.

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    1. Neal being his usual self.

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  15. Wow, Martin St-Louis had a hattie in the 1st vs Sharks, then scores another in the 2nd. tied at 4 in the 2nd. Go Sharks!

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    1. 5-4 sharks 1 min left in 2nd. Go Sharks

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    2. Sharks take it. Tampa doesn't move up,

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  16. Ha, Karlsson give-away 3-1 rangers lead.

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  17. Good story on the Subban boys and their 'surrogate mom' Ann McGillan who boarded them during their hockey years.

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    1. Just got back from a beer run to see it. Nice.

      Went with: http://www.okspring.com

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    2. Supermarket Aussie, to be served chilled later with round of brie smothered in homemade pepper jelly and nuts and served with oven toasted orange cranberry bread.

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  18. cockroaches: "using hockey to bring unity to the country". Really, you sick leaf loving fucks? Next thing they'll tell us that harper's book did the same thing? These wads are so unCanadian in their arrogance/ignorance that it keeps me from being my normally polite self.

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    1. I won't be watching those cockroaches for the Habs game that's for sure.

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    2. the Maritimer4:15 PM

      Should be interesting next year when Sports Net tells them what they can or can't say.

      BTW, SNet likes PFK unlike those racist fucks at tsnenquirer..

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    3. I tried to get a comment in on the fucks at tsn, reminding about ferrence's 'glove malfunction' and that was not even a game winning goal.

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  19. MOeman, you have excelled again! Fuckin' hilarious! Now I am worried about tonight's game but I will watch...might not comment much - in between periods if warranted. All I want is a decent fuckin' effort and someone to hit the coach over the head during the warm-up...

    Go Habs Go!!

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  20. 4-1 rangers under 5min to go.

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    1. 4-1 final, Eat it Anderson.

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    2. Did Karlsson get a star?

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    3. lol not this time.

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    4. the Maritimer5:03 PM

      Good to see those fuckers get a big fat zero in the points column.

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    5. Matches their unis. 0

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  21. the Maritimer5:02 PM

    As juce pointed out above, RBQ is a healthy scratch tonight. Any chance he gets traded tonight? And if so, will Geoff let him keep his sweater?

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  22. Nachos with all the trimmings and chicken wings. So unhealthy but what the fuck?

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  23. The Jamaican bobsled team may be headed to another Olympics.

    The catch: It needs a lot of money, and it needs it fast.

    Olympic organizers said Saturday that Jamaica has qualified for the two-man competition at next month's Sochi Games, though it remains unclear if the fledgling squad will get a chance to race. Funding is a serious problem and sled driver Winston Watts told The Associated Press on Saturday that he's trying to raise as much as $80,000 in the next couple weeks to cover travel and equipment costs.

    "Right now," Watts said, "we're at zero."

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    1. Anyone have a feed? All my sources go straight to various soccer games for some reason.

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    2. Not sure why this is in reply to you, juce. I tried replying to you earlier but it wouldn't work. I'm having technical issues this morning.

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  24. Wait, I'm an idiot. I'm 14 hours ahead, not 13. That's why I can't find a feed yet. Derp. Godammit. Could have slept in for another hour this morning. I can't do math at 8am.

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    1. Don't feel bad, I can't do math at anytime.

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  25. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  26. unCanadian cockroaches:

    - ‘forever rivals’, um, no
    - Dick Irvin has more class in his Order of Canada pin than mclame’s entire puffed-up career
    - cbc yips ‘community’, yeah, sure
    - hughson leads off his mouthful with some leaf update, then says the teams are similar, um, nope
    - leaf look even more stupid striped
    - heely behind TFS, whack him shut FFS
    - looks like the ol’ bigot will pat himself on the back with more sucking up to those that serve and protect, what a fucking slimeball
    - cockroaches use that ugly wide opened mouth of kadri for 2nd screen promotion, gary anderson has yet to comment

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    1. - heh, cockroach panel’s desk in VAN is hilariously pathetic, spend a few less dollars polishing your leaf turd you sick fucking assholes
      - fried man calls yellow and brown suited diaper boy a killjoy
      - shitstained pjstuck worries ‘which Montreal team will show up tonight’, disses TFS, like you care stinkboy

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    2. On CTV Sports Extra, Stu Cowan of the Gazette said, if TFS not starter he'd be shocked and another said it's his job from the bigining no matter what Dreger says.

      TFS has one more assist than RBQ.

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    3. I've got no problem with TFS as #2. Luongo left the ice in Vancouver with Gold. He deserves the Game 1 start but TFS' skill is Olympian and then some.

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    4. Me neither, but I just liked the put down on dredger.

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    5. I agree, dredger needs to be put down.

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  27. Wonder if, as a UFA, Martin St. Louis, would consider a mid/long-termish (taking into consideration his age) contract with the Habs?

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    1. Given that Yzerman snubbed him on his likely last chance to make the Olympics, I would think he wants out.

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  28. Canadians are not as arrogant or ignorant as mclame and cherry. They do not represent our country.

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  29. Really hope the D takes care of TFS tonight given jvr's comments, I think they're gonna try and crash the next and get in his face.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  30. Hatfield is another slimy leaf-sucking media slut.

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  31. I'm not going to deduct points from Chris Hadfield's cool rating for the leaf jersey. That Space Oddity video was sublime.

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  32. Seriously? Spaceman, you should be ashamed of being a leaf fan and fuck Harper for the new $5 trying to erase the Rocket!

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    1. Also wiped out 'The Sweater' on the fin.

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    2. Sorry, I called it the Rocket, but it is Roch Carrier's The Sweater everyone wanted to be the Rocket.

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  33. hughson says Habs have a better pace than in Ottawa. They scored 3 goals in the first period.

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  34. Oh for fuck...Now we'll be hearing about how Kadri got snubbed by Yzerman.

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  35. God, HNIC is practically jizzing in their pants.

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  36. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  37. Lego on left wing, oh ahhhhhhh

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  38. Should have called up Tinordi for this one, I know Ashton's going to fight, Tinordi coulda broke his nose again.

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  39. Refs to leaf: You can do whatever you want to PK (Norris winner) Subban. We don't give him the respect of other Norris winners, why should you?

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    1. He's back on the 'black' list again calling out the refs, Gallagher's on the black list. Marked men.

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  40. He's juggling again.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  41. 2 minutes for playing for the Habs in Toronto on a Saturday night.

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  42. Kill it.
    ORA on the job.

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  43. Not sure if it was due to juggling but Carnaval on the PK?

    Also, TFS!

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    1. I actually liked his play.

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  44. So instead of focusing on Price's great save, HNIC talks about the "great pass" by Kadri and how Bozak (?) didn't get a good shot. There's two teams on the ice, asshats.

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    1. Try to get an RDS feed, I can't stomach hnitoronto.

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  45. Good, cash that sucker.

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  46. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  47. KidG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  48. Kid G , suck it leaf

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  49. Jesus, in describing the goal, I don't think HNIC mentioned one Habs player. "The puck lands on that player's stick". Oh, and the Habs got a "lucky break". Sick fucks.

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  50. leaf fan is usually a completely classless bunch (includes cockroaches) but not booing PFK. Ol' bigot may change that.

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  51. That was really fast.

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  52. It's ok to hold PatCHes' stick the ORA won't call it.

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  53. KMP FHFers as I am going into the wilderness of beer and boffo snacks.

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  54. Here's some stats (that you won't hear on HNIC):
    The leaf have won 11 games since Nov. 20 (haha, losers). 7 of them were in the shootout. 1 in OT. That's 3 regulation wins in 2 months. Imagine where they'd be without the shootout.

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  55. Just an update on Crotches corner:
    Replay of leaf goal with orgasmic moans and comments (with little xenophobic jab to Emelin)
    Replay of after whistle bump on PK leading to senile old racist to go on a rant that PK is bad for hockey, that anyone who wants excitement in the game doesn't understand the game, and PK deserves anything that comes to him.
    Oh, quick replay of Habs goal with no comment (too busy explaining that PK shouldn't have been picked for Team Canada).

    Good thing this is hockey day in Canada. Just sad that the recent Civil War reduced the country to the GTA.

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    1. They can just go fuck themselves and each other.

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  56. Good to see our PP slump has been broken.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  57. A fight with Prust and they let the play continue? Fuck you refs.

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  58. It's Gio's birthday today. Happy 35th.

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    1. Happy birthday Gio, you'lll score!

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  59. Love how the fight is going on, but the refs wait till the scoring chance is gone before blowing the whistle.

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  60. Nice play by Stache.

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  61. Most of the time we just don't get puck luck, if Prust didn't fall in front of the net, he may have scored.

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  62. ping for PatCHes

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  63. Yeah, cash another one, boys.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  64. Wow, stop falling and park in front of the net.

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  65. Just a preview of Sochi, doughboy. HNIC couldn't sound anymore disappointed on that.

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  66. Wow, so instead of focusing on the amazing save we get commentary on JVR and Kessel being unstoppable in Sochi, how fast Kessel was going, where Kessel likes to shoot, Kessel didn't get all of it, PK made a bad change, Kessel is amazing. Not one mention of Price or the save.

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  67. Terrible terrible D.

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  68. Of course, there was borderline hooking that created the turnover, but still.

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    1. Would have called it for the leaf.

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  69. Put some butts in front of the net, guys. le gars de chez nous can see everything and they're D sucks.

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  70. So the ref hesitates, then decides to give Yemelin a minor. fuck you

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  71. Oh my...HNIC is showing the last goal again.

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  72. Eeshh. Not saying it shouldn't have been a penalty, but they've been letting that stuff go all night.

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  73. That's right don't call a penalty for the leaf on PatCHes.

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  74. Woooooooooooo Cube!

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  75. Wait, so that's NOT interference?

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  76. Giant and we gotta hockey game

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  77. Happy birthday, Gio!!!!!!!!!!

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  78. YEAH! Birthday goal for Gionta! Need to play better in the third though. Bodies in front of Bernier - he's generally seeing everything.

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  79. I'm obviously way behind here. Was it the birthday boy?!

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  80. I can't do math in the morning, but HNIC seems to be even worse at it. Three times they've said it's Gio's 32nd bday. According to TSN, he was born in 1979, making him 35 today. I knew I couldn't be older than him.

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    1. Well, I know I am.

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    2. My calculator says 35. hnitoronto knows as much math as they do hockey.

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  81. Ok, so I love Gio and all, but he's being interviewed right now and Kevin Weeks (I think) has at least 6 inches on him, and Gio's in skates!

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  82. Steve, you're here!

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  83. By the way, I hate that Molson commercial with the guys bringing a fridge to their buddy in the Gili Islands. I've been there, you don't need to ride a camel and take a bamboo raft down a river. You fly into Bali (a small but international airport), then take a bus or van to the coast and then take either a small speed boat or larger slow boat over to one of the three islands.

    Having said that, the Gili Islands are amazing. Sea turtles populate the waters, you can just walk right off the beach and stick your head in the water and hang out with them. We had pods of dolphins swimming alongside our boat both ways, and the people were very friendly. Cool little movie huts on the beach for rainy nights, and even "happy" pizza available. And yes, I rode an elephant in the jungle, but that was in Bali and strictly recreational.

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    1. Sounds amazing.

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    2. It was, but unfortunately my sea sickness kept me from enjoying the dolphins too much. haha.

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  84. Ok Habs, you have to beat these scumbagleafs, come out tearing it up and take no prisoners!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  85. Oh, according to PJ Stupid, the leaf are dominating the game. Like most times, I feel like HNIC is watching a different game than I am.

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    1. They stream games seen only in the gta, stupid fucks - I hate pj stuck he should just STFU!

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  86. Fuck you BB who doesn't want to see Parros on the ice anymore. If Briere and all the home-boys deserve more ice time than they shouldn't Parros? He really didn't get a good start with his concussion in the opener and he's taken it for this team, so go fuck yourself!

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  87. Oh good, now they're interviewing Celine's brother. Just can't get enough of the leaf! Looking forward to the in depth doc on Kadri's second cousin later.

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  88. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  89. Why the hell do we keep falling around their net?

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  90. Nattinen with 2 shifts and 1:45 TOI (none in the 2nd). What's the point of bringing up young guys if Half MT refuses to play them?

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    1. Sorry to say, but le gar de chez nous will always get precedent.

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  91. Wait just one penalty? they also had too many men.
    Cash it!

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  92. Kadri with some dirty stick play on Plecks. Wonder when we'll hear about how disrespectful he is towards vets.

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  93. Get in butts in front of the net.

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  94. See the fans behind the bench with the goalie masks on?

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  95. No call for that stick in KidG's face eh?

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  96. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  97. No luck Gally's broken stick.

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  98. Healy saying Habs goals were "garbage" and "lucky" while leaf goals were tic tac toe, pure skill.

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    1. Yeah, they're sooooo awesome and skilled, the best in the GTA.

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  99. C'mon Habs, pick it up and take the game back, you're better than those fucks and their refs.

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  100. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  101. Seriously, leafs are getting the lucky breaks.

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  102. Woooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  103. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  104. Haven't seen it yet, I'm still on commercial break, but apparently, DD!

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  105. Now I have to live through another Kadri closer look before the goal.

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  106. 1 says icing against leaf, other not, but both immediatley agree icing against habs fuck off

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  107. Wow, HNIC couldn't be more unhappy. Immediately after the goal (before they even said who scored or what happened, barely mentioned that there was a goal) "Randy Carlyle really needs some offense now!" And, uh, there's a Habs goal. You want to mention that?

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  108. Honestly, since that goal Hughston and Healy sound positively suicidal. Of course, up till that point they were doing everything short of holding a seance to get the leaf a win: "Now they just have to hold on!" "Don't let this one get to overtime, boys!" "That would be terrible, going to overtime or shootout, they need 2 points, they can't give one up!" "They can do this!" Jesus, at least try to hide your fanboy love.

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    1. I guess they must be blowing each now that their leaf scored again.

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    2. Apologies for my crudeness but it is hnitoronto after all.

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  109. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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  110. Nice none call on the high stick on gKid, by the way ORA.

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  111. Oh, Healy already called it "the game winner". Nice.

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  112. Our D really sucks lately.

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  113. So will jvr be ripped in the media for tugging the leaf on his jersey? I THINK THE FUCK NOT!!!!!!!!!!

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  114. So will TSN/CBC/Anderson go after JVR for that jersey grab?

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  115. I would soooo love to see PFK score not an tug the sacred CH!!!

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  116. we did not stink only smelled bad

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  117. Empty net, no penalty shot they get the automatic goal.
    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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  118. Ugh. Have to stay away from TSN/CBC for a few days now. Could have had this one, but let it go.

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  119. Hey Orangeman when you were in Bali did you go to the Midnight Oil?

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    1. No. We didn't spend too much time on Bali. On the way back from Gili we spent a few nights in Ubud, just outside the Monkey Forest. Mostly just relaxing. And monkeys of course.

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    2. I did the whitewater rafting, they made us wear hockey helments

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  120. THIS SHOULD BE A GOAL! Calm yourselves, HNIC.

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  121. Kadri is such a dirty little fucker. It's amazing what he was allowed to get away with at the end, there.

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  122. HNIT. Absolutely ridiculous bias. So fucking unprofessional, I never wanted a tie so badly in my life. Excuse me while I go and purge the leaf bile I've been swallowing all night.

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  123. So if PFK can be slandered by the toronto media would they not honestly see that what jvr did was INTENTIONALLY sticking it to PFK and the Habs? even BEFORE they WON the game, I mean that is outright being insulting whereas PFK was simply happy to get a WIN for his team.

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  124. Well, they fought back to tie it and looked like the better team (because they are). Some defensive lapses, and boom they lose. They are a better team, but as usual played down to the level of the leaf. Refs let a lot of interference go (on both teams) but it'll just get worse in the playoffs.

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  125. 4-3 and time left in the game and jvr tugs the leaf, I'm positive nothing will be mentioned.
    GFYS!

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  126. When we paint our masterpiece, I have to agree with the heel, Toronto scored beauties and we got garbage, Same old problem we have had since Squid left, no one can score.

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    1. Not arguing that, but he just kept going on about it, implying heavily that the leaf are more talented since a couple of goals were prettier (not highlight reel pretty, just prettier). At the end of the day, they all count.

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    2. How about all the 'garbage' goals the horse-shoed-leafs had all season and winning on the backs of their goalies-not just a game or too but the WHOLE season?
      I don't care how we scored tonight, we should have had more, but they had the fucking horse shoes again.

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  127. As much as I love hockey, I can't stand injustice. How does the media and refs get away with their fucking BS?

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    1. The shit Kadri got away with at the end, and all game really (and all his games, too) is disgusting. The fact that the media laps it up while constantly trying to discredit PK for being enthusiastic about the game only shows their racism. There, someone has to just come out and say it. They are racist.

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    2. There are different 'shades' which bring different levels of racism, that's a fact.

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  128. And why the hell didn't coach give Nittanen more ice time? I am soooooooo fed up with the favouritism/priority given to the Quebec players by the coach. Molson has to say fuck the media, fuck the fans, MY team, MY rules and I will hire the BEST, be it a coach, a player, a GM or whatever regardless of the language they speak. Stop stifling the progress and success this team can have by placing limits on it.
    Sorry, I am not anti-French, I am anti-killing this glorious franchise.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!

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