Mar 19, 2014

We ♥ to panic!

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94 comments:

  1. Chester8:57 AM

    Wow ...

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    1. Is that a happy 'Wow'?

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    2. Chester7:54 AM

      Yes

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  2. Don't panic, we've got Vanek!
    Maritimer, sorry to see that your Seadogs did not make the playoffs. :o( I am sure they will be back with a vengence next year.

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    1. the Maritimer12:37 PM

      No worries, I'd rather get the higher draft pick than get smoked in the first round.

      Go Mooseheads! Go Zach!

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    2. Repeats are more difficult. :o)

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  3. IMHO with Vanek its the other teams that panic. DDD is a talent, hard to say how high his ceiling is but its over four feet. Everyone in the world said put VonT on that line, but eMTy took two games to do the obvious. Everyone in the world said do not play the D on their wrong side, now Tinordi is a force, thank you eMTy. Everyone said if this team gets a vapourizer and can avoid drug testing we would be on a new high. Thank you chemistry. For better or worse and on the big screen it always turned out to be a good thing, eMTy is a dirty harry coach. He is a man who realizes his own limitations and projects that upon others. So he has the team not only on the bubble but playing on a bubble. This bubble could break either way, historically or exponentially. I am hoping for the exponential, Look at how many near misses this team has on offense. When we play tic tack toe, its tick tock duh! We should take Legos land and family away from him, that will juice his hockey IQ. We should tell RBQ he is a Weber barbie,not a Napoleon. We should tell Giant never shoot the puck again, you have a shot that reminds us all of the Mexicant, We should tell PFK your the man, there is no plan, just be a motherfuker motherfuker, We should tell Vampire Dan Danny beer, there are still hookers and blow available to champions,
    We should bring back Big TiTs mate him with Lego and make gCHuck center on the fourth line, He will chew up the opposition cap friendly warriors. Did I mention TFS. We got a shot so go you fucking habs go.

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    1. On a team like reservoir dogs PFK is Mr Blond

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  4. How could we bring back big TiTs. First replace all the dancers. No need to bring up bad memories. Insist he is on a some coke no alcohol diet, The coke is not going to put you behind in the short term. Fortunately with big TiTs we do no have to worry about him seducing Mr Molson's wife. This is a guy who would have trouble seducing a stack of hay. And I can speak from personal experience its just one prick in a brick of pricks. Yep make him bunk with 29. Hookers and blow only after you win the case. No meth for you.

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  5. I completely managed to miss last night's big game! Not intentionally at all - I have just had a lot of work on recently and - to be honest - I fell asleep about 10:30 pm last night. SO I will catch up on Gamecentre later on and comment then...I see that VonT got himself a hattie! That's good - they Habs need more hatties!! And if after 70 games the coach has finally figured out the lines, then we might be in with a shout of having us some fun into May or...dare I suggest...June! Anyway, more after I've seen it for myself.
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    1. I was a fun game to watch as both teams played well. Loved the fast pace.

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  6. Hell of a game last night. Don't panic? Or do panic? I'm not sure. I think we panic.
    The silence of leaf fans is a beautiful thing.

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    1. Ask Moey, aka Kate, aka Mme. Panek.

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  7. for what its worth in a world that I do not understand. If your VonT you got some tug at your pull for Austria. There is nothing better than living in Austria as an Austrian, I do not care about who you married and where you went to school to make yourself a better man. The exception to the rule is ARNOILD and his world and how he would advise VonT in the grrand plan; Arnold was a little guy who through sheer force changed the world. Von T is more like Van Gough, he will chew off his ear to avoid publicity. VonT wants and does need publicity, Like most Austrians who moved away, he is uncomfortable with the spotlight and given the fact he could fund a revolution in a small country with hs salary alone, and if this was on the radar screen he could count on many more villains to contribute to a fantastical scheme.

    Buy here we exist eight point out of destruction. What seems to the fan a wet pass is in reality a siituaion where professionals pla y lacrosse. Everybosy wants to win, butt you have to admit with but logic something]
    has been sqeezed out of the mainsr3,/
    We fans can not be al wrong
    a goal scorred where we could
    track the genisis. Is like being present at creaton

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  8. noy ,my noberhouse

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  9. the Maritimer12:43 PM

    Anybody notice my last comment from last night's thread about the tsn'ers? I thought juce would pick up on it for sure.....and moe.

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    1. Yup but hadn't checked the web as I usually crash out after the game. It is hilariously obvious that they hold back updating when their leaf loses. It is even funnier when they do game preview articles that are nothing but hyped up bullshit recapping only the positives and of course slagging the other team. I will say though, the funniest thing going are the cbc's mike trophy leaf pre and recaps. Pure utter bullshit fandom. No other Canadian team gets that kind of coverage over there. Sick biased fucks.

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  10. Just watched the condensed highlights - MoeMan scored a great little goal and I am really impressed with Charger - great efforts like he gave for MoeMan's goal are what the Habs need every night. VonT scoring from the slot I can also get used to - Habs have missed that kind of touch in recent years...long may it continue! Great win and two nice points. Go Habs go! Go Habs go!

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  11. @the M, TSN doing the norm - leaf sucking or shielding when they really, really suck. NHL though has no excuse, that may indicate the leaf will get some 'assistance' from buttface via zebras and/or the 'war room' like they have earlier. Carly is scum to throw his goalie under the bus, I guess he thinks that will take focus away from the fact that his team as a whole suck.

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    1. the Maritimer4:16 PM

      They were definitely shielding them last night, not one lousy word about the loss, it was like they never even played.

      Carlyle sure did throw Reimer under the bus, no love lost there. Reimer will out of Toronto this summer. I think it would be absolutely hilarious if the teams chasing the leaf would knock them out of the playoffs, the tsn and cbc fanboy/mediots would be in misery for weeks if not longer, and making up excuses to excess.

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    2. As of right now, their main page is in almost full panic (pun sarcASStically intended) about their leaf goalie(s). They get their entire fucking crew to yip about it. From the dwarfish insidredger, to their leaf hack seigel, the their 'tsn staff', to their radio dweeps, their online video dolts and I'm guessing they will lead with it on sports centre and follow up the suck with gino ragu. Sick fucks.

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    3. This for example is so incredibly poorly written that a high school teacher would ask for a complete re-write:

      http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=446708

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  12. In regards to the mediots, ya'll know that I enjoy keeping up with the sick fucks for both entertainment and to keep them in check (at least in my mind). I've been crazy busy the last 5-6 weeks and haven't had the chance to delve in as I normally do. As the kidz say on the toobs, KMP muthafuckas.

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  13. This is great news:
    The health status of Canadiens prospect Tim Bozon has improved significantly over the last several days according to the Star Phoenix newspaper in Saskatoon.

    The 19-year-old left the ICU at the University of Saskatoon’s Royal Hospital over the weekend. He is still battling Neisseria meningitis, which mandated that he be admitted to hospital on Mar. 1 before being placed in an artificial coma.

    According to his parents, Philippe and Helene, Tim is awake, moving around in his bed and is trying to feed himself and talk. He is currently listed in stable condition.

    His loved ones continue to receive incredible support from across the globe which has helped them during this difficult time.

    As announced last week, a trust has been created in Tim Bozon’s name by the WHL to help cover the costs of both his medical treatment and rehabilitation. All donations can be sent to:

    Tim Bozon Trust c/o Western Hockey League
    2424 University Drive NW
    Calgary AB
    T2N 3Y9

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  14. One of my faves from last night from Reimer's agent, surprised the RT'd, tried posting it on the leaf thread, but they were really not putting anything through - more so than usual, haha.
    @markhmasters: RT @RayPetkau: I hadn't heard the post game interviews at that time. If I wanted to stir the pot, that would have been perfect! Nothing to …

    @jonasTSN1050: RT @RayPetkau: As is customary in Toronto, when your team plays poor defensively game after game you blame your goalie.

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    1. the Maritimer6:19 PM

      Doug MacLean said that today on HC @ Noon, the leaf D was piss poor last night...against an AHL team, yet it is never their fault.

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    2. I have never once listened to HC @ Noon. Closest snet thing might be Bob McCown and because he is likely to take serious shots at the leaf.

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  15. For 29; http://bit.ly/1ddWJY2

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  16. Heh. tsn spends 9 minutes (of 22 if you count commercials, oh wait its leaf commercials) on Reimer. They are losing their collective shit and of course, I love it. Regardless, Reimer, despite his team jersey, seems like a good guy and it is kinda sad to see him get raked BUT he is a leaf and I have no problem with the CotU being shit and shitting on itself. I'm going to re-watch 'The Aristocrats', for shits and giggles.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/

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    1. the Maritimer6:26 PM

      Apparently (as mentioned over at HI/O) TSN is advertising tonight's game as a chance for their leaf to "lock down" second place in the division. I guess they will awarded three points for a win tonight. Not only are they incapable of writing, but they are incompetent at math as well.

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    2. Reimer's tweeted further to clarify last night's tweets. Says he was not aware of Carly's post-game comments.

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    3. *agent* tweeted

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  17. tsn says 'uproar in leafs nation'.

    hey, assholes, 29 other teams.

    Fucking sick fucks.

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  18. Tampa on the score-board - in the first minute.

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    1. 3-2 Stamkos again.

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    2. Don't stop juce!

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    3. defense? we don't need no stinking defense

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    4. Ranger going out on a stretcher after a hit by Kilorn, went head first into the glass.

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    5. Stamkos gets a hattie.
      4-2

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  19. New poll finds Quebec Liberals in the lead with 37-per-cent support, PQ at 32.

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    1. Go QLP Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. Carey Price ‏@CP0031 Mar 17
    Thanks @atribecalledred for their tune #electricpowwowdrum I listened to it before every game over seas

    Here it is:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zH9wHWMi_k#t=31

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  21. Up Up and Away will be a great read:

    http://jonahkeri.com

    I listened to Jonah on Sklarbro Country. http://www.earwolf.com/show/sklarbro-country/

    He will be at he MLB exhibition games in Montreal.

    This cat knows his Expos.

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  22. All the best to Paul Ranger.

    (s)Hits happens (also, see mediot reaction to PatCHes being rammed by the shaved ape).

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    1. Hope he's ok. RDS says Kilorn (sp) seemed to try to shift his weight to minimize, not a 'dirty' player,

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    2. Seriously WTF?? the're interviewing a Bolt player and then the Masters says 'here comes the stretcher'. WTF - that was the only exit? Hold your interview somewhere else. I guess they just wanted to parade the stretcher and really gain sympathy from the media and Shanahan.

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    3. Mediots are unprofessional, unethical and unapologetically sick homers. Sick, sick fucks.

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    4. Ranger's 'trending' leafies outraged.

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    1. Had to laugh a bit earlier, Norman Flynn says every time the puck is in the leaf zone is an adventure.

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    2. 3rd worse defense and getting worse.

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  24. I understand that athletes are professionals and have pride and in Reimer's case he is an upcoming UFA RFA?, and if not for that, I would go out of my way just enough to bury Carly. Though as noted by moeman, Reimer is leaf.

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    1. RFA.

      He will be traded. He isn't a #1. Some sucker GM will over-trade.

      Bonus, no other GM will make the same dumbfuck WendelClarkson#71 move. Makes the Gomez trade fade, if only so slightly.

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  25. Funny that one of the stats the CotU-built kesseltracker doesn't track is the +/-. Currently a -3. Despite this I predick the mediots will drop a few Hart votes phil's way.

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  26. meh.

    Vanek's hat-trick > Stamkos' hat-trick

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  27. ... and WendelClarkson gets the extra. Beauty.

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  28. Just finished watching "The Last Gladiators". I had never heard of it but it showed up on The Movie Network today and I DVR'd it. Really excellent. A doc about hockey goons, but it really focused on Chris Nilan. I can't believe I never heard of it before. Worth CHecking out if you haven't seen it. Except for the glaring omission of the John Kordic tragedy, it really handles the subject matter well

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    1. I've been wanting to see it. It has been discussed on the TSN radio alot just before it came out. After it came out, Nilan starting writing a book called "fighting Back" which covers growing up in Boston, his life and his addiction. Now they are working on a movie from the book. Apparently the book is very good.

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    2. Thx 29. I thought, without having seen it, to be a 'goon' movie.

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    1. For the record, tsn instantly updated the 5-3 score.

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    2. the Maritimer10:09 PM

      Stamkos is a GTA boy....Loowickie's next big buy.....unless they get caught tampering.....

      WHO SAID THAT!!!????!!!????

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  30. Weird politics out West with Alberta PM bailing but some integrity in there as opposed to marois.

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    1. Harpers knife in her back

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    1. They need a steady diet of fibre.
      Habs will drop to 3rd, but as long as the leaf lost, it's all good.

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  32. Didn't see it on RDS, but there was a fan on the ice.

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    1. http://images.scribblelive.com/2014/3/20/5cb0c4b4-7724-4be2-9f57-983a4c958f7d.jpg

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    2. the Maritimer10:11 PM

      That was a dumb looking fuck. Wonder why?

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    3. Thanks moeman. I guess security at the ACC is just as tight as the D on the ice.

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    4. he is faster than the Princess

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  33. aaron ward is the only moron explayermediot that wears his big honking Cup ring on air. I'm pretty sure he made a huge fucking difference.

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  34. Lot of DDD highlites, mayor Coderre is on l'A/C.

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  35. Saturday is a must win over the leaf. It will more or less crush their playoff hopes.

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    1. Chester8:04 AM

      Love Christopher Walken.
      Not just his movies, but he was also one of the best hosts on SNL.
      He has great timing.
      Go Habs.

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    2. my faves are True Romance and the Rundown

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    3. Chester9:14 AM

      He was awesome in the Rundown.
      Go Habs.

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    4. the Maritimer10:19 AM

      Always remember him for The Deer Hunter.

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    5. the Deerhunter, is a classic. It does not get the respect of Apocalypse Now deservedly, but it was a great movie. Walkon was underused by Hollywood. This guy takes control of the mega pixels every time the camera contacts him.

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  37. I predict RBQ will come back on fire, This guy has hockey skills, size and toughness. He reminds me of a less talented big TiTs. When the playoffs come we will have NBOO8, RBQ and maybe another Swiss Miss as our secret weapons.

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  38. Need to know
    Tim Bozon is going to live, thank modern medicine, I thought he was toast.
    The MA307 bits and pieces that will be found are recycled plane crash props from the 911 Pentagon photo op,
    The plane landed at Diego Garcia and the team of geeks on board are now working the Matrix for free. Tech slavery for a slaver is the best slavery of all.
    We will see a Boeing 777 crash into some place devoid of republicans on the ground very soon.

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  39. A successful hockey team is like a movie set. The GM is the producer but the whole enterprise rests upon the director. In our case its eMTy. I suggest that DDD was given a staring role despite his limitations. The good news is that he has done a credible job. Superplexxxe could have been elevated, Lego could have been discovered, but we got DDD. If you look at the team its not a bad choice. However the team with him as number one center is going to come up short.

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    1. the Maritimer10:20 AM

      Nice dig.

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    2. the Maritimer10:24 AM

      DDD operates well in open space, up against the boards he loses every time. Sir Isaac Newton said you can't argue with the laws of physics. eMTy says francophones trump danes every time.

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