Apr 18, 2014

Don't lawyer your standards on this really good MVP Sexy Friday (and Open Thread)

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202 comments:

  1. the Maritimer8:12 AM

    Excellent. Like all those sexy Conn Smythe winners, cursed be his name.

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    1. Nice catCH of one of the themes.

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  2. C'mon, get happy SF.

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  3. Playoff Sexy Friday even more powerful

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  4. eMTy is looking for suggestions to put some piss into the PP.

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  5. Must see;

    http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/01/opinion/slomo.html

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  6. Paranoid or just realistic? Refs for tonite, the Butman cheeks, Tim Peel and Chris Lee.

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  7. The sick fucks get sicker; "Toronto Maple Leafs forward Nazem Kadri will appear on Hockey Night in Canada as a guest analyst during Saturday's Columbus-Pittsburgh playoff game."

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    1. He will by analyzing head-shots, cheap-shots and have a special segment on how to take out goalies and 'accidentally' give a head-shot and body check your teammate who gets more ice time.

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  8. Happy Sexy Good Susan FriDey!

    I will fail to recognize the previous comment on this holy day.

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  9. Happy Good Friday, everyone!

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  10. El Jacko1:35 PM

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=HQWRx6gpanA

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    1. Nice! Wait til we win the cup.

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    2. That'll never get old for me.

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  11. Friend's birthday this evening, may or may not be drunk as a skunk. Good money is on the skunk.

    I'll be missing the live game but watching on delay. Be ready for out of context late celebrations/calls for firing everyone on the team.

    I bought a box of tacos from taco bell on the way home. It made sense at the time. It'll still make sense when I wake up to tacos in the morning. Eventually it'll be a horrible decision, but I can't can't care for all three, o'man past present AND future. 2/3 ain't bad.

    We need something to celebrate here in Korea, the last few days have been somber. I don't believe in the death penalty and I believe in the due process of justice. Having said that, we were googling locations tonight to find where to charge our pitchforks and torches to that piece of shit captain. Our only hurdle was whether we should disturb the mourning parents so they could watch us storm the gates. Generally not a positive vibe going through the country right now.

    Go you motherfucking Habs GO! I actually believe you can win, which hasn't happened in years/decades.

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    1. Our thoughts are certainly with the families and victims of this horrible tragedy. Events like that and the Calgary murders make, for me anyway, hockey both feel like a guilty pleasure and welcome distraction. Tough as is sometimes, life goes on and so do the Habs.

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    2. ard to believe I am guessing some nepotism is the root cause. Cheju-do as it used to be called is one of the most beautiful islands in the world. Famous for wind, water and women.

      Some words to live by appropriate for your plans
      сушняк ('soosh-nyak)
      Like English, Russian has a slew of words to convey states of drunkenness: various levels, hangovers, and more.it means "that really dry feeling you get in your throat when you wake up after a night of drinking."
      It can also interpreted idiomatically as "the cat pooped in my mouth,"

      Недоперепил ('ne-do-per-ee-'pel)
      Another drinking-related word, this means "under-over-drunk," as defined on Proz.com. In other words, someone drank more than he or she should have, but less than he or she could have (or wanted to).

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  12. Going to the IIHF Division I Group A on Sunday.
    Ukraine v Austria
    Japan v Slovenia
    Korea v Hungary

    I'll be wearing my Blue and Yellow for Ukraine! After being xenophobically denied beer at the last 3 Korean sporting events I've attended even though I was decked out in the home country colours and flag, I was going to go against the grain this time. However, due to recent events I'll be taking out my Hngook flag cape for the last game.

    This is the first preliminary step in qualifying for the 2018 Olympics here in Korea. I got a British friend interested in hockey over the Olympics, so he'll be joining us two Canadians and 1 American who love the sport. Two more Americans are coming because, in their words, "We love to drink all day watching sports". Hard to argue with that. We'll be sitting behind one of the benches and I'll be wearing my Habs shirt all day. Look for us on your pirated feed!

    GO UKRAINE! THE UKRAINE IS STRONG!

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  13. I'll be missing the 1st... Feeling confident though!

    GYFHG!!!

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  14. Melnick ranting that hnic needs to have kadri on, solution, hit pause just prior to puckdrop for 2-3 seconds and tune in to tsn690.

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  15. Who has his head in the CST ? Love the shot of Dryden. Very cool! Moeman this is an excellent way to start the run into e game tonight. Gotta find me a feed as game centre is not broadcasting in the uk once again. What a great Sexy Susan Fri-dey you have created for us again. God bless you all the Good Friday. And God Bless the Montreal Canadiens in their quest for the Stanley Cup. Go You Fucking Habs Go!

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    1. Patrick Roy has his head up the Smythe.

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  16. the Maritimer6:26 PM

    Let's Go BitCHes!!!!!

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    1. Carey On BitCHes!!!!

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  17. How fucking pathetically arrogant do who have to be to have people yip 'ron mclame'?

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  18. bjsuck ripping on TFS. Fuck off.

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  19. Why do the cockroaches always look for solutions for teams to beat the Habs? (no answer needed)

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  20. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  21. In the NHL, the Montreal Canadiens forward is a fourth-line grinder, but in a previous job he was no stranger to scoring goals. During last year's lockout, Weise had 22 goals and 26 assists in 19 games for the Tilburg Trappers in the Netherlands.

    "Has anybody scored at that clip anywhere?" Weise said, leading to answers like Sidney Crosby and Wayne Gretzky. "Yeah, that's about it."

    Weise was the only NHL player to ever appear in the Eredivisie, the country's top hockey league, earning the nickname "Dutch Gretzky" back in North America. That made the 25-year-old a star in the Netherlands, with people lining up for his autograph and Weise being unable to go to the grocery store without drawing attention.

    "It was awesome," Weise said Friday. "It meant a lot that I made that big of an impact on people in such a short time.

    "I gained as much from them as they did from me. There were great people there."

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  22. the Maritimer6:42 PM

    bj cocksucker and fuckface heely rip on Price and the Habs. HNIC focusing on Tampa. Do any of these fucking Canadian networks look beyond their blue and white cumstained noses?

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  23. the Maritimer6:47 PM

    kadri the Jackal a guest on HNIC tomorrow night. Good a reason as any to not watch.

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  24. I have my game worn Jaro Blue T shirt ready and will dress for the game shortly.
    Go You FuCHing Habs! Go You FuCHing Habs GO! Go You FuCHing Habs GO! Go VonT and Patches, DDD is your passmaster. Go You FuCHing Habs Go! PFK and TFS a pair that can beat a full house . Go You FuCHing Habs GO! Lego you got back your parts now EGG it to the Man, Ragnar Lothrok all of the time. Go You FuCHing Habs GO! SuperpleXXXe be super and Gio Giant. Go You FuCHing Habs GO! Vodkov drink it in, her comes your Cup ring Go You FuCHing Habs Go! Vampire Dan knows its prime time Go You FuCHing Habs Go! Go You FuCHing Habs Go! Ride the AUTOBAHN down the line Go You FuCHing Habs Go! Plan the parade, same as last time Go You FuCHing Habs Go! We got a Giant for a captain and the rest of the team is pussyfine!

    Ed Note(pussyfine is Austrian slang for fantastic)

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  25. Chicago Blackhawks head coach Joel Quenneville has been handed a $25,000 fine by the NHL for what the league called inappropriate conduct during Game 1 of their first-round playoff series against the St. Louis Blues.

    Quenneville argued for a second delay of game in the first overtime of Thursday's 4-3 Blues victory, gesturing that the puck went over the glass. He then grabbed his groin while yelling at the officials.

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    1. With Buttmans cheeks reffing the game I am sure to get in some crotch grabbing or worse tonite!

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    2. Seriously? It was nothing.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Tk_mIgL24

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  26. the Maritimer7:03 PM

    HNIC focus is always on the Habs' opponent. Best way to shut those stupid fucks up is to WIN!

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    1. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  27. eMTy will not even let PFK go Pee before the game.

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  28. Speaking of PFK, check out his new Boston Pizza commercial that I just saw on RDS.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzSs4T6NfXQ#t=12

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  29. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  30. TFS is back, baby!

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  31. the Maritimer7:33 PM

    Thought I'd have a Jack Daniels tonight. Tasty.

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    1. Amaretto here.

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    2. 50 here, don't tell Geoff.

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  32. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  33. 4 Minutes in the line up to Cash IT!!!

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  34. Woa 4min for Stamkos.

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  35. Pissed away a golden opportunity with too many men.

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  36. Wtf has gone wrong with the pp? That could have been such a better period for them...

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  37. the Maritimer7:49 PM

    The PP is pathetic, we need a urologist.... is MAB available?

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    1. No one EVER parked in front of the goalie. Do it and force their two Dmen to move.

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    2. Might as well let PK blast away, either he scores or injures someone,

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    3. i was just dreaming about him last night

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  38. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!

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  39. Cash the pucker!

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  40. Vampire Dan says Cash It

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  41. DDD, hey who said let PFK blast it.

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  42. The PP success floodgates have now opened.

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  43. Fuck only Harper is more annoying than Healy, and Harper I can turn off.

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  44. Charger run over the Grub

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  45. gudas should have had an extra 2 NOT CHarger, timfuckingpeel.

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  46. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!

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  47. the Maritimer8:13 PM

    GO CHARGER!!!!!

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  48. Way off topic but did anyone see Patrick Roy's reaction when the Av scored to tie it last night?

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  49. Thx moe for the avatar blowup!

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  50. Happy SF everyone!

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  51. Just got in! W00t!

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  52. Susan Dey's sexy mouth always did it for me

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  53. OK now I think I'm caught up

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  54. I'm up at the 29 cottage with the family for the long weekend. we're all drunk as usual

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  55. oh I just noticed my half-half jersey in the thread. VERY SEXXXXYYY

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  56. 29, tell us if you use the sup penis line.

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  57. Trip, my ass.
    Kill it!

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  58. Tampa player hits a chunk in the ice, timfuckingpeel says tripping.

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  59. 2-0 bitCHes!!!!!!!

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  60. RBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  61. Bring on the Latvian KGB

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    1. dont say that! u mean their back-up keeper??

      habs make stars out of these idiots: cam ward, michael leighton, robin lenhier...

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  62. sweet, sweet play, I've never seen RBQ do that in a Habs uni

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  63. Another PFK point.

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  64. But but but wendel clark is in the house.

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  65. I would ask for a Choula like shell but this is way more exciting and pratical

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  66. Just catching up......DDD!!!!!
    RBQ!!!!

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  67. (y) gave brown a new tat. Anyone else notice Vodkov has Russian Priision Tats or he has been on Snowpiercer

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  68. Bolts getting the benefit of non-calls.

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  69. if these idiots collapse into a shall again... i am going to drink all the vodka from here to stallingrad. dammit keep attacking like the comrades in crimea!

    3rd period sog: 2-19

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    1. There's a boycott on Russian Vodka.

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    2. oooooooooooooooooooo!

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    3. Ketel One (Dutch) is the best vodka anyway

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    4. the Maritimer8:43 PM

      Vodka gives me a headache.

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  70. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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    2. Yeah, baby!!

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  71. Wow, TFS and Booty high 5'in!

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  72. the Maritimer8:41 PM

    Wonder what bj suck thinks about Price now?

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    1. he's too worried about being upstaged by bj kadri.

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  73. end 2. HANG ON BOYS!

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    1. the Maritimer8:44 PM

      +1!!!!

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    2. no hanging on anymore, rip their throats out and piss down the hole

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    3. OOH I like that attitude steve!!!

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    4. Way to go, Steve,!!

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  74. Next time they give a franchise south of mason dixon, put in some NHL ice and boards in the contract

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  75. 2/3 complete. time plan st.catherines invasion with mission 14.

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  76. the Maritimer8:48 PM

    Now bj suck thinks Price is terrific. Great analysis

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    1. Once a fuckin dick...always a fuckin dick!

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    2. the only thing I will miss about HNIC is the golden stream. Since Soshi it has been pussyfine. Blu ray quality.
      Rodgers will find a way to bend Canada over, count on that.

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  77. That was a good period of hockey - not perfect but pretty good. And anyone who calls PFK selfish needs go watch the first goal again. That was a mutherfucking pass bitches! And RBQ scores a goal! I fuckin love the playoffs! Go Habs go!

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  78. The VonT soft pass to RBQ for the 2nd goal was pure skill.

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  79. the Maritimer8:52 PM

    Heh, heh, a 2-0 lead and some great play forces the cockroaches to talk about the Habs. They were fucking near gagging.

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    1. Well, bjsuck found a flaw in (Y)'s game. Piece of fucking garbage.

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    2. when they talk about any other team its about the good stuff they do, Habs character assassination with every comment.

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    3. the Maritimer8:55 PM

      Steve, yup.

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    4. Read some of the post-game comments on nhl the other night, there is definitely a consensus that cbc are dicks, some say fucks but it's just synonyms.

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  80. Did I mention how fuckin cool Dryden looks holding the Conn Smythe...?

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    1. To be honest I hadn't really seen that pic before. Stylin'.

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    2. the Maritimer8:57 PM

      Speakin' of stylin', Krusty gave some props to PK for his sharp look coming to the rink.

      ZZ Top song now in my head.

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    3. hey that's ME holding the Comm Smythe!

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  81. RBQ said time and space. Beavis and Butthead laugh.

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  82. I got me a bitchin good rds feed so I am in for the rest of the game boys...and juce ,

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  83. what u guys do if they blow this (inclduing OT)?

    im going postal on my pet rabbits. nothin better than easter bunny stew

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    1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    2. Sunday is 4/20.

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    3. not my joke, but everyone is going to see a Giant Bunny on Sunday

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  84. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!

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  85. PatCHes was given an assist on the 1st goal, his first playoff point.

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    1. he is due, everyone else has a goal already

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    2. He's had really good CHances, just not getting the puck luck.

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  86. They need yo keep playing like this ANC things will work out fine...skate hit shoot score...just fucking win!

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  87. this just occured to me. doesnt the urologist play for TB?? (no matter... no more pp till game 3).

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  88. USA chant? Weird.

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  89. Cash it, Cash it, Cash it!

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  90. That was a fun 60 seconds

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  91. amazing CHances on the PP. that's something

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  92. KIdggggggggggggg!

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  93. KidG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  94. Here comes the Latvian.

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    1. cockroaches WANT him in.

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  95. Someone should tell DGMB tie has to touch your belt

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  96. Take away his water bottle.

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  97. Alright, I feel so muCH better w/ a 3 goal cushion cause Tampa might suck but ya never with Stamkos...

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  98. Pretzel lucic slices a Red Wing in the nads. Dude's got issues.

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    1. Why does this go unpunished?!

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  99. Latvian Gman gives cockroaches something to talk about instead of the Habs great game tonight.

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  100. RBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  101. RBQ best game as a Hab

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  102. RBQ doesn't give a fuck about your goalie change!!!

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  103. Wow! RBQ gets a second...who is this guy?

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    1. three new players this season, Lego, RBQ and Vampire Danny Beer

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  104. Stinko he is no VonT just saying

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  105. im worried comrades: gio's goal, CHip's goal, and now RBQ's 2nd... these breaks are gonna go the other way eventually...

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    1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP

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    2. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GYMPlayOffHG!!!!!!!!!!

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  106. Goal by the Latvian and assist to RBQ. lol

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  107. Buttman trying fuck up the shutout
    Next game they start a goalie from Estonia, or Lithuania

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  108. Bull Fucking Shit

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  109. FUCK, someone said the S-Word!

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  110. cripesing frack no shutout. but fuck it

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  111. hughson's first words, 'no shutout tonight'. Sick fuck.

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    1. g-dammit carey! that costed me 5 pts for my pool!

      (i admit: it was me who was thinking about the S werd)

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  112. Man, I just love seeing Vodkov and PFK jammin' on da benCH.

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  113. RBQ WANTS WINGS!

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  114. RBQ you coulda had a hattie and Lego hits the outside of it.

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  115. NICE JOB BOYS

    TFS shut everyone up. love that

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  116. Beautiful Game, only two left in this series

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  117. Way to go, boys. too bad refs fucked it up with a phony tripping call.

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  118. Cherry is going to pick on VonT

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  119. Woooohoooooo. Woooooohooooooooo! Nice win! Thanks Moeman! Night all

    Go Habs go. Go Habs go. Go Habs go!

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  120. the Maritimer9:43 PM

    Take that cockroaches. Chew on that win.

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  121. There are some people they just need something, and Tim Peel as usual called two bullshit penalties tonite, stab him in the cock!

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  122. I want a recount

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