Mar 21, 2015

NHL is sinkin' and PFK don't wanna swim! ~ Sharks Game Preview and Open Thread

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PFK says; ‘All right!’

Stanley Cup blues on Ste. Catherine street, loose and complete
Under SFU skies all smoky puke green
He can't forsake a Stone Cold shake
So he danced the off-ice walk clean

Ref’s memory is muddy, what's this shit that I'm in?
NHL is sinking, man, and PFK don't want to swim

Colonel Quintal, what's wrong? What's going on?
You can't tie yourself up for a deal?
He said, Hey, north, you're south, shut your big mouth
You gotta do what you FHFeel is real

Ain't got no picture with goats cards, ain't got no RiCHard riot souvenirs
Habs babies they don't know me when I'm thinking bout those years

Dim as a light bulb hanging on a wire
Sucking up to Jacobs just to stoke the FHFire
Picking dives out of the highlights of the scenery?
Saw a black cloud that looked a little like crisfuckinglee

I put my Pants! in the river, my FHFeet back up on the banks
Looked up to the ghosts above and said, Hey, men, thanks

Sometimes I FHFeel no good I got to scream!
Moey said, moeman, baby, I know exactly what you mean
juce said, iRiri said, I swear to god FHFers said

Ref’s memory is muddy, what's this shit that I'm in?
NHL is sinking, man, and I don't want to Sip!

Sip!
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201 comments:

  1. Awesome parody moeman!

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    1. I'm hip to it!

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    2. the Maritimer11:30 AM

      Yeah!

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  2. PC is driving me crazy, I keep getting 'shockwave flash has crased", "plug in not responding" etc.. but at least everything's OK here and that matters.

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    1. Best safe and free PC cleaning app is https://www.piriform.com/ccleaner

      Great for removing temp files, cleaning registries, general maintenance.

      Maybe uninstall and re-install shockwave but you shouldn't need shockwave for much.

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    2. Thanks, moeman. I don't feel say enough to trust myself but if I find someone to give me a hand my end I will definitely suggest it.

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  3. Great parody Moeman! I still say all six should fall to the ice just as the game begins to show solidarity with pfk fuck em all and go Habs go!

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  4. More fucked up SFU; http://bit.ly/1FOuf1Y

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    1. Fucking hack. Maybe Shitahan called his former colleague / buddy to look at anything on the Habs, maybe the Sens game and find something on PFK to take some of the focus and heat off his shit-house.

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    2. Like I said yesterday, someone called the league to complain and I hope the NHL people have the balls to tell DGMB you instigated this review.

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  5. You folks in Montreal take care. I see there's a chemical spill in Varennes.
    GO HABS!

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  6. Must read stuff (wanna bet the SFU have zero idea about these numbers?);

    http://thehockeywriters.com/top-5-canadiens-records-carey-price-can-hit-this-season/

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  7. Shepherds pie (lamb). Negroni.

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  8. Honey Garlic chicken wings and nachos.

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  9. the Maritimer6:44 PM

    Fish cakes. And beans. And salad.

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  10. Maybe Lasagna later, not really hungry.

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  11. the Maritimer6:51 PM

    I never thought I would ever see this day again.

    Pre-game on cbc/hnic and no leaf mentioned. They made the Habs/Sharks the national game and relegated the leaf to the sportnet channels. This HAS to be a Rogers decision. Hnic would have showed the leaf no matter what and mclame and the crotch would have been sucking leaf dick from the get go. That's how bad the leaf are, even the SFU have abandoned them.

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    1. Maybe they just want to shield them from being shamed again on national tv.

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  12. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  13. Good job, moe!

    GYFHG!!!

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  14. Hope Manny is ok, right in the head.

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  15. A clearly deliberate hit to the head. But against a hab. So there will be no penalty called or subsequent infraction.

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  16. Wingles elbowed (Y) right in the face.

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  17. Coupla tings kidz,

    - when the cbc had a hockey blog about some 7+ years ago, it was the best site for cross-Canada commenting. Team folders, crazy smart hockey fans and seriously sarcastic friends, a true community. They shut it down because too many people complained about crotch and mclame. The reason I mention it is because the dancing banana was one of my signature, post-Habs win comments.

    - the SFU will have their work cut out for them s they barely know the Habs, despite pinheads like simpleton and heely trying to squeeze a somewhat intelligent comment

    - ...

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  18. Why the fuck should KidG go to the box? fucking refs.

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    1. Diving? Fuck off. ... and heely laughs it off like it is a fait accomplis. SFU!

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  19. Wow. This league is a piece of shit.

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  20. EMBELLISHMENT?????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????????

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  21. Despite being a fucking clueless wad, simpleton comments on the crowd reaction.

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  22. What is wrong with this league?

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    1. OH, I see o-man's comment from 7:27. Explains it well.

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  23. "It could have been goalie interference, take your pick". No, it really couldn't. Do you even know the game? Or do you just show up to spread your Hab hate?

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  24. If anything it 'could' have been unsportsmanlike conduct for spraying the goalie. Fucking crap.

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  25. Is it just me, or every time the Sharks dump the ice down they call off icing?

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  26. MT commented that he did not agree with PFK being fined for embellishment.

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  27. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  28. Glad M&M is OK.

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  29. That's OK you can trip KidG, FUCK YOU

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  30. Sharks have 4 of their number on their jerseys. 3 too many.

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    1. Second-hand/demo Audi A3 or A4. I have a 2006 A3 Turbo. Like new, lasts forever.

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    2. I will take that into consideration. I may have to travel to find one.

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  32. This is a good game

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    1. Other than the refs. It also helps when they're not playing at 10pm on trade deadline day.

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    2. Yup. Skating and solid team play.

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  33. beaners down 1-0, sens up 1-0

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  35. That was an entertaining period.

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  36. the Maritimer7:55 PM

    Good first period. Habs looking good.

    Good choice Rogers showcasing the best hockey team in Canada.

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    1. the Maritimer8:03 PM

      Actually, we are supposed to get 5-10cm tonight, hopefully that will be the the end of it.

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    2. Brutal winter. We got 6cm today and now its freezing over.

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  37. According to healy, "that's the first goal they've scored against SJ in 4858 days. Or to be exact, that's 210 minutes of play." Direct healy quote. That's about 13 years or 3 1/2 games.

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    1. Too many pucks to the head!

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    2. Pretty sure I saw a different number on TVA.

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  38. International Hockey News:

    Went to a game here last night. Anyang (a satellite city of Seoul) is in the finals vs some Japanese team in the Asian Hockey League. Last night was G1 of the finals. Anyang lost 6-3, but the game was much closer than the score suggests. It was 4-3, and then Japan scored with about 5 mins left to make it 5-3. Anyang had a break away shortly after, but hit the post. Then Japan potted an ENG. Entertaining game all around.

    -The IIHF and the Olympics have decided that Korea will play in the hockey tournament at the 2018 Olympics no matter their placing. After Turin 2006 where Italy got embarrassed they decided to not offer automatic qualification to home teams (then it was Canada, then Russia) but they've changed their minds I guess. So that should be fun. I can't wait to see Canada destroy them, NHL players or not. Korea has given citizenship to a few Canadians on their hockey team. But we're talking guys who maybe played college.

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    1. O-man any ex-pat Canadian/NHLers?

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    2. Yup, each team is allowed to have something like 4-5 foreigners. Anyang has 2 Canadians that have been given citizenship and thus on the national team. Their goalie, who was the best in the league this year (not so hot last night, though) is also a foreigner. I'm not sure if he's Canadian or American. Durham is his name. The Japanese team had one guy that looked and acted just like Pronger. 10 feet tall, big, dirty, played most of the game, gave a few head shots, got lots of boos, you'd kill to have him on your team.

      There was one ex-NHLer two years ago, Rick Jackman (he played for the leaf and others). His skill level was so ridiculously higher than everyone else on the ice. He looked like Orr out there. Actually, I just went to his wiki page and the pic of him is in his Anyang Halla uniform.

      That's the only ex-NHL I know of who has played at least for Anyang. Not sure of the other teams. Up until this season there was only 1 Korean team in the league, but with the Olympics coming they made 2 more. One is the army team, the other just a domestic team. Haven't seen either of them play yet.

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  39. Canes 1, NYR 0 end of first.

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  40. Take a tip from ol' crotch kids, spew xenophobia cuz me an péladeau say so.

    Also, funny the old bastard didn't mention the latest huge leaf signing.

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  41. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  42. I hold my breath every time TFS gets knocked down.

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  43. Huh, Habs got Patches with the pick from SJ on the Rivet trade. Take that Sharks!

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  44. Habs have more SHG than PPG recently. So, I'm not that concerned.

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  45. TFS looks bored making these Hasek-esque saves.

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    1. O-man, with all due respect to the Hart-winning Hasek, TFS is way less acrobatic/flukey.

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    2. Those particular saves were pretty acrobatic. It was just a comment on those. I always think of Hasek as a controlled flopper, unlike Thomas who was just threw himself around and for a season or two the puck kept hitting him.

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    3. All good. I knew where you where going with that. thomas' horseshoe fell out of his ass after his anti-Obama shit.

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  46. FO that was icing.

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  47. Another hilarious fact is it took the Habs to be almost 40 points better than their team for this snet cockroach crew to give them top billing.

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  48. Another mysterious non-icing.

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  49. I'd love to see Ken Danby paint TFS™.

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  50. Watched the 1st period in English - they were makiog me ill with all the fake praise they were heaping on the habs. Watching the 2nd in french!

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    1. My first snet full game, can't watCH tva.

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  51. Cute video of KidG as a kid crashing the net.

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    1. Was he penalized?! : )

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    2. No, but the goal was called off.

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    3. Was there a mini crisfuckinglee involved?

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    4. There's an episide if 24CH about him, pretty awesome. His father would always tell him that his size is his advantage and to fight, fight, fight for it.

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  52. Wonder if we will be giving our feline friends at CHez Parée an assist after this game. Sip!

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  53. Good pressure by the Habs.
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  54. gCHuk makes such smart, sweet passes. Sip!

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  55. beaners and sens games tied up

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  56. Watched the 1st period in English - they were makiog me ill with all the fake praise they were heaping on the habs. Watching the 2nd in french!

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  57. DSiP mugging the shark. Nice.

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  58. heely is such a fucking dolt.

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  59. Poor Gilbert, takes another one in the face.

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  60. Another good period.

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  61. How would hugeson know that TFS™ had that many scoreless periods in a row when snet barely covered the Habs? STFU U SFU. <-- !!!

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  62. ASUS must be regretting tying their shitty product to a shitty leaf. See what I did there?!

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  63. Before he even says a word, cox is a fucking leaf-sucking moron.

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    1. ... and he sucks genius mark hunter's cox. Sick fuck.

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  64. That was another decent period of hockey. Gilbert is gonna have a sore face...again

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    1. Clearing TFS' area big time.

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  65. Tuning in to the SFU only because Stombo is supposed to talk with some GM's including DGMB.

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  66. SFU pjstuck 'I'm from Montreal'. Hey SFU, FU nobody gives a shit, you don't represent the Canadiens, you fucking mediot! STFU!

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    1. He's another leaf dick sucker.

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    2. Noticed how he says sharks are intimidate by TFS looking for the perfect shot - no credit for the team EVER by the SFU!

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  67. the Maritimer9:01 PM

    pj suck says the Sharks are a faster team than the Habs... hahahahahahaha!!!!! What a fucking moron... get your eyesight checked you dickwad.

    Hugeson, simpleton and heely are handing out more bouquets than brickbats though. The Habs have had some really good cycles going in the offensive zone tonight. I'd like to see 1 more goal for a little breathing room.

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    1. + hahahahahahaha!!!!!

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    2. Like Mayor Coderre told him on AC, 'one day you' might actually get a hockey team.'

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  68. Props to Thornton for being half-naked for his betwixt period scrum.

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    1. the Maritimer9:09 PM

      CHristine Simpson's heart was probably beating a little faster.

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    2. She is one of their few pros.

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  69. Thorton doing his interview shirtless. And I think pantless.

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  70. I don't follow or enjoy the basketballs but congrats to Canadian Steve Nash for a great career. Anyone think 29 is living some MarCH Madness? Sip!

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  71. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  72. snet/hnic troika of vapidness.

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  73. Well I didn't see the GM's, back to
    Scoooooooooorrrre

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  74. macauley = another nepotistic hire.

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  75. That was not a hand pass.

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    1. At least I didn't see it.

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    2. Yeah but the ref with his fast whistle saw it.

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  76. It's interesting that the team that has dominated play, spent most of the game in the o-zone, hasn't drawn one penalty all night.

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    1. For one, they "never saw" that blatant trip on KidG.

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  77. Great first five minutes.

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  78. If Vlasic was a Hab would we call him Dill?

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  79. Ha ha ha ! simpleton asks 'is Price getting bored'. Pinheaded mediot.

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  80. Nice Niemi, again.

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  81. How the fuck do they not call that?? PatCHes

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  82. simpleton, 'let it go'. The SFU is frozen.

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  83. This league is unbelievable.

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    1. ... but simpleton said it was a good call while he was still laughing at PatCHes being WWE'd. Its funny.

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  84. How in the world wasn't there a call for PatCHes for 1) interference 2) laying on him and not allowing him to get up while the ref was watching the whole fucking thing?

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  85. The team that is carrying play hasn't gotten one call, the leading scorer is held down and elbowed repeatedly in the face for 20 seconds literally in front of the ref, and the Habs get a penalty. This league is a parody of itself.

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  86. That's not a fucking penalty.

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  87. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  88. hugeson is demoralized (that is not to suggest he has morals).

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  89. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  90. Wonder if SJ will ask the league to review the tape of the entire game to find corn in the refs shit.

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  91. Gally thought it stayed in. SURPRISE!

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  92. In (almost) 2 games vs the Sharks this season,

    SJ= 5 PPs
    MTL= 0 PPs

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  93. KidG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  94. KidG!!!! Eat it SFUs!!!

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  95. Stick that up your assses refs!!

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  96. Thank you KidG!!

    I was screaming at Weiss there. FUCKING SHOOT IT.

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  97. Nice fucking win!!!!

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  98. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO SHUT-OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR TFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  99. Jesus Price, nice save TFS!!!!!

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  100. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

    TFS for all the awards!

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  101. WoooHooooo!! Shuttie for TFS and a nice win for the Habs! leaf losing again too!!

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  102. I am so enjoying the joy TFS and our Habs are bringing to the new generation of young Canadiens fans. Pure joy.

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  103. beaners lose in SO.

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  104. TFS is 3 wins from the most ever in a season by a Habs goalie. Wrap your head around that.

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    1. the Maritimer10:02 PM

      Yeah, MoS could get more wins than Plante or Dryden. Almost unfathomable considering the teams those two had in front of them.

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  105. Price now leads in every goaltending category.

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  106. That's me done! Thanks Moeman! Great night. Night all!! Fuck You SFU!!!!

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  107. So PFK talked with colon. So?

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  108. the Maritimer9:59 PM

    Great game played by OUR Montreal Canadiens. Too late SFU's, to get on the bandwagon. You are way too fucking late, go enjoy your putrid loser leaf who quit many, many weeks ago. Phat phil is a fucking disgrace to the NHL.

    hnic couldn't bail on the Habs fast enough to get to their broons, who also lose.

    Carey Price is now the Man of Steel... as in the Steel Curtain. Impenetrable.

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  109. What an excellent game. Sad to see it reffed by a nepotistic wad but what does one expect from such a sad sack of putrid 'officials'. 85% of the refs were raised on hint leaf-biased, Habs-hating coverage, what can we expect?!

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  110. Agreed, possibly one of the best all around played games by this team in some time. This wasn't a Price shutout. It was a true team effort. 10 games to go to the playoffs, this is good to see.

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    1. Lots and I mean lots of composure tonight.

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  111. the Maritimer10:17 PM

    Saint Paddy nailed it, that was a team effort from start to finish, great defence and every forward played a 200 foot game, something they have no concept of in Toronto. Indeed, a most satisfying victory for the sainted flannel. MT will be one happy camper tonight, well, except for getting fucked over by the leaf-biased, Hab-hating refs.

    Bon soir, mon amis.

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  112. Habs take back 1st overall in the REAL NHL standings.

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  113. Still at a loss how the SFU network has a different standings than that of the official NHL standings.

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  114. WhyTF does PFK talk to colon?

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    1. Maybe colon called him? I think hockey ops are running the show and compiling lists and reviewing games since the start of the season but DoP is tied in somehow, I guess since they review so many games and plays, possibly flagging for ops.

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  115. "For the first time in what is believed to be more than four decades, a regular-season Leafs game on a Saturday night did not air on the CBC telecast."

    SFU.

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    1. the Maritimer9:41 AM

      Which ones? I want to read that. hee hee hee.......

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    2. http://www.torontosun.com/2015/03/21/dismal-maple-leafs-booted-from-cbc-telecast

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    3. the Maritimer10:52 AM

      Thanks!

      Somebody at Rogers/Bell finally woke to fuck up.

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    4. About time, why not give audiences what they really want on a Saturday night - The Montreal Canadiens! Now get rid of the SFU and it'll be a happy place.

      Reading some of the comments, leaf fans blame it on Strombo and the new format. Bunch of blind lemings.

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    5. The headline will soon read... "For the first time in what is believed to be more than four decades, a Leafs PLAYOFF game occurred."

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    6. That's not gonna happen....

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    7. Sadly that means Hughson/Simpleton. I'd much prefer Bartlett/Randorf/Romanuk/Random hobo over Hughson or Bob Cole. It can't possibly be 4 decades can it? I remember a time when the Habs were on pretty much weekly (if i recall correctly) And Danny Gallivan called the games and retired in the mid-80's. I 'think' back then there was only 1 national telecast. Perhaps I'm mistaken. Who cares. This shittiest of shit version of the leaf team shouldn't be on any tv. How could a fan bare to even watch this stuff? Might as well watch Hockey Wives. I was flipping around and noticed the premiere of that gongshow was on. I tuned in for about 18 seconds, which was long enough to hear Ryan Miller's pregnant (and overly botoxed or something) wife tell Mrs. Parros that "yes, I'm 103 lbs...I want to kill myself". I died a little inside for watching even that much, then flipped to something less braincell killing - Cops. Before heading back to curling.

      Anyway I hear my oven. Turkey supper. Ciao.

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  116. http://www.cjad.com/cjad-news/2015/03/18/listen-carey-price-kid-speaks-to-cjad-about-selfie-moment

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  117. So I mosey on over to TSN (I know, I know) and I immediately see on the right hand side a still from a video with Gallagher on the ice. "Oh!" I think. "Maybe they're talking about how ridiculous that embellishment call was. Or, maybe, they're going to talk about how a Canadian team in first in the league. Or, possibly, they'll talk about the historic season Price is having!"

    Nope!

    "FOR SHAME!: Diving is one of hockey's black arts that casts a dark cloud over the integrity of the game. Michael Farber takes a closer look at the NHL's fighting back against divers."

    Surprise! Integrity of the game? The father of an active player is 2nd in command at the head office! There has been proof, in a court of law, that he has used his power to influence the game. The refs readily state that they call different players and teams differently. You have one team that was given carte blanche for 4-5 years to do whatever they wanted, including spearing in the groin, giving obscene gestures to the crowd, running goalies, almost paralyzing another guy, etc., etc., etc. and you handed them a Cup for their efforts. Teams that are in "emerging" markets get better calls while those in established markets get screwed. The "War Room" is literally located inside the building of one of the teams. Cameras aren't updated specifically because the NHL doesn't want the public to be able to make the calls, they want to have plausible deniability in close plays.

    BUT! Diving is the worst thing that has happened to this league ever, and there is only one team that does it!!!1!!1!

    This is all indicative of a league that has let the old boys network rule. Guys like Cherry, Milbury, et al. Guys that hate skill and what to see 4th line grinders be in charge, because that's all they ever were (if that). They think skill and excitement is terrible, the fans want to see AHLers hitting those skilled players from behind more.

    The fact is, if the refs did their job diving wouldn't be an issue. But players (on ALL teams) have to go out of their way to show the ref that something is happening because the officials are too busy thinking about their future columns at TSN to see the ample hooking, holding and interference in front of them. The league keeps saying they want more scoring. Well, make more room for your skilled players then. Punish the goons for slowing down the game instead of letting the old boys network make them heroes.

    But it all doesn't matter. It really doesn't have much to do with diving in general. If it did, guys like Marchard and Ryan would be in those videos. It's about Jacobs calling up his buddy Bettman and getting him to target a specific team for revenge. And the (Canadian) media are all too happy to lap up the Habs Hate. I can guarantee you , if MTL wasn't a playoff team this year all this talk about 'diving' wouldn't be happening.

    In sum, FUCK YOU TSN AND YOUR CORPORATE MASTERS.

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  118. Ha! broons lose to bolts. 'turds now just 1 pt back with 2 gms in hand.

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  119. Here's what I think. During the playoffs Julien whined (as usual) every time the Habs got a PP to take the focus off of his team and his own short-comings, then he passed the torch to Vigneault and he ran with it even though Kreider got a away with his intentional 'collision' into TFS. Jacobs went bonkers because the Habs were and are better than his shit-stained team and had his player's father and Bettman come up with a scheme such as 'lists' (which existed all along) and target the 'listed' players, fine them, go public to 'shame' them and make them wear the scarlet 'D". Yet KidG is told during a game by a ref that they won't call an infraction if it's against him. Then there's the ORA's Kerry Fraser who will slag a Habs player any chance he gets, on his blog about Panik getting fined he finds it necessary to mention that PFK has to clean up his act - wtf does PFK have to do with a story about the leaf's Panik? or the one he had when the Jets played pinball with KidG and he blamed him and his 'reputation' for the refs not calling any of the 3-4 Jets abusing him and not allowing him to leave their zone.

    These latest fines and calls against the Habs are just a 'prep' work for the up-coming playoffs to keep them at the top of the "list" so the refs will have extra ammunition to give their opponents carte-blanche to go after PFK & KidG so they can look the other way and hand out more embellishment calls on them because Jacobs and Bettman will do anything to prevent them from winning.

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  120. ice cream?

    Some gCHuk for the next thread... https://instagram.com/p/0da1NxjSDE/

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