Aug 5, 2016

Go you Sexy Canadian Olympic athletes

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68 comments:

  1. the Maritimer11:56 AM

    No summer Olympics for this cat. I've pretty much boycotted since '88 when the boxing judges fucked Sean Sullivan and Willie deWitt out of their medals. And just because the Russians got caught doping doesn't mean the rest of them don't. They ALL cheat... and really who cares? Let them all do waht they want and may the best cheater (and briber) win.

    Also, to Steve: They aren't called the Ladies tees anymore, they are called the Forward tees. DDD would probably be hitting from the Junior tees halfway up the fairway. Or he will be caddying for eMTy.

    Chevy won't play for the Habs his year, best to let him play in the OHL so AF can't ruin him.

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  2. TFS WOWZEE!!! Man is he ripped!

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  3. I guess Weber's attendance at AF's golf tourney IN Montreal was mandatory.

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  4. No No No I am not a living Black Sabbath album called PARIOND. It was great music and now I must ask if it was just a little late with the central message. Hey kid we are baking and its not a easy bake oven. We only got days until we need some rain, and if that does not come, armagertion. Or maybe you drink your neighours filtered pee. My neigbour is really hot so I would have no problem with thaa.

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  5. GO CANADA GO!!!!

    Hi everyone, it's my semi-monthly (monthly?) check-in to indicate I am not dead!

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  6. These opening ceremonies are trippy as fuck. And I'm not even high

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    1. I want one of those funky bikes.

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  7. Isabeli Fontana thats my Olympic participation

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  8. BBQ is coming to town next week to open up the new CheZ Webers. Its a unique restaraunt strip club. You bring a steak and they give you a hamburger. You come with a stripper and go home with your wife/girlfriend.

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  9. Loved the opening ceremonies but scott russell needs to keep his mclame love bottled up. Like we need to know that the POS mclame has a sailboat in the Virgin Islands. STFU!

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  10. It's not being aired, but I am on the Canadian Olympic Reclining Team. The ribs are on low and slow and the beer is on ice - 2 VERY important factors to being a successful recliner. Watching the ladies soccer, hoping they don't get shafted like 2012.

    Go Canada!

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  11. Just as i type that, Canada gets a yellow card when a Zimbabwean falls without being touched. THEN, Buchanan, one of their best players gets another yellow (her 2nd so will miss the next game) for not moving back from the free kick from the aforementioned play.

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  12. I need to just stop talking about Canadian athletes, especially the ladies. In 2004, getting ready to watch the ladies hurdles final with my girls (11 & 8 at the time) - one of them asks me "what happens if they knock over a hurdle?". I reply with "Sometimes they hit them on their way over them, but they hardly ever knock them over and they never fall down." It was less than a minute later that Perdida (sp?) hit the first hurdle and stumbled into the next lane knocking over the Russian and falling down herself. So i'll just shut the hell up.

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  13. On the plus side N8 is serious this year. On the minus Dauvid is likely to win. Can we assume everyone not there is in Nashville doing honky tonk?

    Other current Canadiens players on the list of participants for the golf tournament include captain Max Pacioretty, Torrey Mitchell, David Desharnais, Mark Barberio, Nathan Beaulieu, Paul Byron, Phillip Danault and Stefan Matteau.

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  14. On the plus side N8 is serious this year. On the minus Dauvid is likely to win. Can we assume everyone not there is in Nashville doing honky tonk?

    Other current Canadiens players on the list of participants for the golf tournament include captain Max Pacioretty, Torrey Mitchell, David Desharnais, Mark Barberio, Nathan Beaulieu, Paul Byron, Phillip Danault and Stefan Matteau.

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  15. the Maritimer9:10 PM

    Funny how the SFU aren't saying too much about the Junior Team Canada sucking so much with future leaf superstar midget marner in the lineup for this so-called "showcase".

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    1. the leaf close the DDD gap

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  16. Bronze for Canada! 4x100m women's relay. Thrilling finish. First medal for Canada in women's swimming since 1996, first time Canada has medaled on the first day since 2004.

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  17. This guy at center, just dont know too soon to tell and DDD is the best center Patches ever played with ever.
    http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2016/8/6/12391416/alex-galchenyuk-highlights-gif-montreal-canadiens-goals-awesome-chucky-stuff-habs
    On top of everything the gCHuck factor could be the leading indicator there will be a parade this year. Come on cinderella we can put it all together with just one headlight.

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    1. another hugely unreported story is the positive influnce off the ice Che will have. If gCHuck is with 3 strippers this year, no way one of them is punCHing him out.

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    2. the Maritimer11:44 AM

      gCHuk and N8 are next on eMTy's hit list. Nobody is taking Davey's spot.

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  18. "awful announcing"? Doesn't that also sound like tsn and the SFU.

    http://awfulannouncing.com/olympics/tsners-call-out-dejan-kovacevic-over-idiotic-trolling-of-vancouver-olympics.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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  19. the Maritimer12:26 PM

    eMTy reminds me of the Borg. All the young prospects are told re: the "system": You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

    Look at what happened to our most talented player.

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    1. yes the borg cup win. This is the system, first found in table hockey.

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  20. R. I. P. Pete Fountain.

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  21. Latest Jack Todd;

    Unfortunately, watching English television in Canada means Ron MacLean, who on Sunday provided a moment of Olympian vacuity. While talking about judo, MacLean somehow started babbling about having his pet euthanized, before somehow comparing that to a losing athlete in judo. But like the Olympics, MacLean simply rolls on, from gaffe to blunder to sheer absurdity, and it never seems to matter.

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  22. Congrats to Penny Oleksiak and the male swimming relay team.

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  23. shrimp on the barbie, Cryder on the BBQ

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  24. Look out Leaky we need a name for him is 185 lbs of Finnish Flash. The kind of high skill guy AF specializes in sending to the KHL forever. Please for the love of hockey fans everywhere, DDD retire.

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  25. Rugby Bronze! Nice.

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  26. http://www.hockeyinsideout.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/shea-1-620x349.jpg

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  27. Lego has not moved on. He is still in Brossard working out. Thats why he was traded, obviously he does not know that sport is a game.

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  28. I believe mathamatics is the word of God. I believe that within mathamatics there is always an anomaly, and that in hockey is the Club du Montreal. Long before anyalitics they new in anolog ways how to win with elan and skill. Yet they could still fight like apes on the ground. Those days have sailed away in the great corruption of every institution. But I got to say that I like how MB is sticking to his plan despite the obvious defeats. He thinks AF is the pilot of a ship that he will
    make from amber and spice and little people and larger ones that are not so nice. I like the sandpaper that goes against the grain, and make perfect furniture out of scraps that still have a scar that tell you perfection is a path to total destruction. There aint no perfect, expect for me.

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  29. MB will probably try to sign Ryspayev.

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  30. Been keeping away from all things hockey for a little while - missed you guys so I'm sorta back for a bit. In Olympics mode...

    Nice ones all 'round btw Moeman!!

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  31. Weber, who's been fitted with an 'A' as an alternate captain for next season, gushed about having the chance to pull on a Habs jersey for the first time at a photo shoot in Brossard on Monday.


    Price on Weber: "He's going to bring a lot to our hockey team"
    Carey Price talks about how much of an impact he thinks Shea Weber will have on the Canadiens next season, and how much he's looking forward to having Weber play in front of him.

    “It was unbelievable, all the history,” he said. “You look around the locker room and all the guys on the wall it sends chills down your spine...it’s almost a surreal feeling.
    “It’s exciting to be back in Canada, let alone the Mecca of hockey. The place where people just eat, breathe and sleep hockey. It’s going to be something new but I’m definitely looking forward to it.”

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    1. Montréal is Mecca.

      Eat shit SFU.

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    2. A rare jewel

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  32. To put the trade in movieland perspective where it belongs. We gpt Jason Stathem for Ryan Gosling. Jason I would not want to take on. Thats how I look at every one, if theyn suddendly turned into a Zombie what would be my SITRAP?

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  33. the Maritimer4:26 PM

    Good on Shea. As for eMTy, I don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth.

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  34. Bronze for the ladies in synchro diving. Well played Megs and Rosie!

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  35. the Maritimer8:36 PM

    "You come in and you love the pressure, you love standing in front of the media and talking. And you love coming here and kind of having a target on your back because it keeps you honest and keeps you playing your hardest every night."

    Really Max? That seems to be a bit disingenuous.
    1. You disappeared many nights last season.
    2. You hated standing in front of the media a lot last season, sometimes you didn't.
    3. P.K. outplayed you every night.

    Bargain Basement can bring in every elite player in the league but his dumbass coach will play dump and chase and use his patented line blender every stinkin' game.

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    1. this year we are not going to dump and chase, moving up to chip and chase

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    2. the Martimer knows.

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  36. another big TiTs ref
    Weber spent the first 11 years of his NHL career in Nashville after being selected in the second round (49th overall) by the Predators at the 2003 NHL Entry Draft. The Canadiens had a couple of shots at drafting Weber that year. In the first round they took Andrei Kostitsyn (10th overall) and in the second round they took Cory Urquhart (40th overall) before Nashville picked Weber. Of course, a lot of other teams could also be kicking themselves today for not selecting Weber earlier.

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  37. “Rads, I think he’s got a lot to prove,” Weber said about Radulov, who missed a team curfew before a playoff game when he was with Nashville. “I talked to him probably three weeks ago, maybe a month ago now. He’s looking forward to it, he’s very excited. I know he’s got a family now, so hopefully he’s here for the right reasons. I think he’s a guy that can make a difference. He’s a game-breaker. And playing with him, you know that he’s a top-end talent and definitely a good piece for our team.”

    Duh Strippers of course.

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  38. They're all going to talk-up the new guys and the new guys will talk-up the team. All part of towing the company line, all else is the cone of silence.

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    1. Juce it was a biddness decision black and white. Biddness can lie an tell the truth at the same time. Thats why they call it biddness, not reality or life as we know it.

      It 34 degrees in the shade and it proof the giant flying spaggetti monster loves Shea Weber
      better known as BBQ. Cause he will be playing for us, working for the cup and it could happen
      be positive jammin in the name of the religion
      HAB positive
      Positive vibrabations
      positive

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  39. Call me cynical or just a little round. BBQ knows it easier to teach the kids French in Que than any place else in Canada. Did he not just PFK drop the mike?

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  40. the Maritimer3:14 PM

    R.I.P. John Saunders. A sports reporter too good for the CotU.

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    1. Yup. A true professional with actual knowledge and no bias. R.I. P.

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  41. DDD joins PFK in Nashville. No he did not get traded. BBQ accidently packed him in his golf bag and he still keeps his clubs in Nashville.

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  42. Full list of AF golfers. Looks like Hudon is making his move. All in all pretty well attended tourney.

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  43. St Patrick leaves the Avs...wonder if there is room in the foxhole...

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  44. St Patrick leaves the Avs...wonder if there is room in the foxhole...

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    1. ;ike we need passion, but Wow

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  45. Hire St Paddy go for it, leave regrets in the alley

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    1. that is if the goal is to win the cup otherwise carry on

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  46. In all seriousness, could St Paddy be worse than eMpTy? No! Hire him!

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    1. I'd be cool with Roy as coach but methinks Captain Kirk is lined up. NTTIAWWT!

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    2. the Maritimer8:41 PM

      Saint Patrick? Not yet. I'm with moe, bring on Captain Kirk after the 2-8 start.

      Lob a grenade into the foxhole and blow those two fuckers out of there. Then, bring in Roy to be the GM. What's the worst he could do, trade PK? Wait, what?

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  47. 10:18 for Penny Can tonight in the 100 free. Go Penny Can!

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    1. She may yet be the Canadian Phelps. Go Penny!

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  48. PENNY CAN!!!!! GOLD!!! TIE!!!!

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  49. BTW Elliotte Friedman is drunk or or on drugs or something. Blew the Phelps call, blew the Penny call. Yeesh. I miss Steve Armitage

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