Nov 19, 2016

See the forest for the trees ~ Game v. leaf

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173 comments:

  1. Love the birds, moeman.

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  2. About last night. Bit under the weather so watCHed from my couCH.

    - PatCHes and N8 can't seem to put a puck in an open net.
    - DDD put back with PatCHes, proving once again AF's dirty little addiction.
    - BBQ gloves the puck into his own net, later tripped over the blue line (wonder where we saw that before)
    - Shaw gets a penalty and just can't control himself with the refs getting an additional unsportsman and misconduct with about 15secs left in the game and Inigo pulled for the extra man. What's the point? He should know his name will end up on the ref's circulated list of naughty boys to target. AF says he plays with 'emotion' when asked about it.
    - CH played a good game, guess AF will send him back down. I was surprised AF even allowed him as muCH ice time as he did. PatCHes says he plays the puck with 'poise'. AF also throws the 'poise' word around quite a bit, sometimes I think I'm listening to the same person talking.
    - PatCHes also says it's the first time they've faced some adversity losing 3 now and will learn from it. Um, didn't he learn enough form last season, not enough adversity there?
    - AF also says they need puck luck to win.

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    1. the Maritimer11:44 AM

      That last sentence is just more emty bullshit. You create your own luck.

      Captain America, DD and emty are a disease that needs to be cured for the Habs to move forward.

      Other than that it's all good.

      Price better be on his game tonight cause the leaf can outrun and outgun the Habs popgun offense. DD, PleXXX, CA and kidG are firing more blanks lately than a guy with a vasectomy. I hope CHe is back otherwise DD will be playing 30 minutes.

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  3. the Maritimer11:48 AM

    Huge-son and Simpleton will be in full leaf blowing mode tonight, lots of splooge all over the place. Matthews, Marner, Matthews, Marner, Matthews, Marner, Matthews, Marner............

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    1. Add in Toews, as in Marner is in 'Toews' universe' per Blob M.

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    2. Or maybe it was Kane, one or the other.

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  4. Senaturds place Hamburgler on waivers. Guess they really like Sheik.

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  5. I think Buttman's wife must be running the NWHL, they cut players' salarires by half while league and team employees are not affected.

    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/national-womens-hockey-league-cuts-player-salaries-by-half/article32938499/

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  6. Deep fried calamari. Shiz.

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    1. baked pasta romanoff. delish!

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    2. fab cocktail. rye with lemonade and soda and probably the last of my fresh mint plant before the snow kills it tomorrow. delish!

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    3. Pork CHops (again), baked potatoe, carrots and custard milles feuilles for dessert.

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  7. GYFHG! DIE LEAF DIE

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  8. the Maritimer6:34 PM

    Marner Marner Marner Marner

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  9. the Maritimer6:35 PM

    Matthews Matthews Matthews Matthews

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  10. the Maritimer6:36 PM

    Kadri Kadri Kadri Kadri

    Who the fuck are these guys playing anyway?

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  11. the Maritimer6:38 PM

    Way to go hnit, show your bias....

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  12. - how cute hnic starts by showing leafools
    - again with the rival thing, um no
    - straight to their leaf love
    - over 700 players in the NHL, you’d think they’d know more than leaf
    - now fried man about how to coach vs. Leaf
    - now mclame and kypreosucking Babs’ cock
    - again saying matthews is Kopitar, SFU
    - now Hahahrudey praising kadri
    - 7 minutes in, all leaf
    - interview with the scowler and his umbrella inanities
    - #1 team in the league hasn’t been mentioned yet
    - WAIT! now ripping KidA for lack of scoring, not compared to Kopoitar
    - a full 2 minutes about the Habs

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    1. the Maritimer6:52 PM

      Great analysis!!

      All leaf all the time. Nothing ever changes with these fucks.

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  13. I just hope DDD gets his extentsion before the game, it must be hard to concentrate when you dont know if you have any time left.

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    1. If he wants an extension he should be thrown into the rack.

      http://i65.tinypic.com/ivvnky.jpg

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  14. I am afraid I am very very afraid this is the beginning of the collapse.

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  15. During local news sports some guy was holding up a sign reading #fireTherrien, then turns it around to read #hireRoy.

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  16. Not a fan of TVA but I really can't stomaCHe the SFU and all their leaf-sucking bias. So, it'll be ;e quebecois, l'american, le suedois and le etc...

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  17. Wow, even I have a tough time coming up with ideas but comparing the NHL to the WWE? Sink lower snet.

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  18. I suppose we'll have Hugeson and Simpleton tonight. Almost makes one wish we'd have Bob Cold and {insert any Hab hating colour guy here} instead. Almost.

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    1. 'National' game dont'cha know.

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    2. the Maritimer7:14 PM

      I'd swear it was a regional Toronto game. All they need is Joe Blowin' and millen.

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  19. From previous thread link pic, Liv has that TFS look in her eyes.

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  20. pleasE god don't lose

    GYFHG!!

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  21. Just poured a G & T, should probably have made it a double. Think I'm gonna need it. CHeers!

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  22. Big game I got the Acestream with Plexus tonite.

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  23. too many men not called

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  24. he just called Hudon HUDEYE

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  25. Someone needs to give any/all of Kadri, Komarov and Martin a painful lesson.

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  26. DDD the Cinderella story is the next Disney on Ice

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  27. Go fuck yourself Kadri.

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  28. Put the Jackel down

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  29. Hugeson: "The Jackal going to the box because YOU CAN'T TUG ON SUPERMAN'S CAPE!"

    w.t.f.

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  30. after 33,000 fails with DDD on the PP it would be crazy to try CH there,

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  31. get DDD out to CASH IT

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  32. BAB$' game plan - try to take out TFS every chance you get.

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    1. He can thank TFS™ for his medals.

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  33. N8 having a rough night so far.

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  34. 3on2 dump and chase. Eesh

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  35. has SuperPleXXXe just given up?

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  36. Putting ddd out as #1 centre on the pp is futile. Not enough penetration to put a dent in Snow White's cherry.

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  37. CHE CHE he gets a lap dance between periods for that!

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  38. Nice dive, leaf.

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    1. Yep...but N8's an easy target tonight.

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  40. Disgusting hack by the jackal post the goal. No call.

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  41. Should have stuck on Reilly when they cleared the zone, he likes to cough up the puck.

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  42. More blowjobs given here than the extended version of deep throat

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  43. Really putting the 'turtle' in turtlePleXXXe there as Pleks showing his age.

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    1. Yeah you know that plastic thing they attach to snow shovels, SuperPlexxe needs one for his stick.

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  44. simpleton: 'did we mention ...'

    Yeah, you did. SFU.

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  45. On Crothes Corner, Kanadar falls to the Tailban, or the leaf loose the period on the scoreboard

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  46. mclame says Paul Byron, we don't have time to show you any of his play, they go straight to 30 leaf replays. SFU.

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  47. Crotch's Corner:

    1. Can't pronounce Gal what's his name chenuyk
    2. McDavid is Gretzky...Mclame "Lb is fast but we can't talk about him - he's a Hab".
    3. Marner is smart.
    4. Connor Brown (leaf) is shockingly loved by crotch.
    5. Mike Smith...Kingston guys are smart.
    6. Dubnyk - poke checking like old leaf Jonny Bauer.
    7. Proud of a bloody BJ.
    8. Turd trainer takes 26 stitches.
    9. Robby Fabri (or Fabric as crotch calls him)
    10. K9 calendar - looks nice.

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    1. Credit where due - they actually showed the Lb highlites.

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  48. my stream has on the fly NHL, way better than Mclame.

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  49. Heh, mclame catCHes onto the 'Lord Byron'. A year late.

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  50. AF in a long discussion with timfuckingpeel - 'you better protect TFS, my job depends on it'.

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  51. Great goal by Galwhathisname! Credit to kidG causing chaos in front of Andersen.

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  52. Time for hnit to do a highlight package on CHé's passes.

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    1. He has one colour too many on his sweater.

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  53. Ref cam, real exciting. Not.

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  54. BBQ needs a new stick supplier, that's 2 broken.

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  55. Stu Cowan:
    Shea Weber has broken two sticks tonight and he told me recently Bauer has stopped making the model he uses and he was running out.

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    1. DDD has same problem with sovienver sticks he uses

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  56. Splash of Espresso and Cacao Bean Liqueur

    http://www.waywarddistillationhouse.com/spirits/

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  57. leaf can do anything to TFS, refs don't give a shit. This is spot Shaw should pick.

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  58. another lapper for Che

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  59. Che takes revenge on the Jackal for his hit on N8.

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  60. Replay when BBQ hit Nylander looks like he was wobbling while on his knees and looking dazed but if the leaf rather keep him in. well...

    Where's all the 'spotters'?

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  61. plate in my face FFS

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  62. the Maritimer8:47 PM

    leaf lose many but they are speedy. SFU analysis.

    hugeson and simpleton trying to figure out how the leaf can win.

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    1. Been like that for decades, always trying to find a way to help their leaf. SFU.

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  63. Made some jello, something I haven't had in eons. Wonder if you can sub booze for the cold water once you dissolve it.

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    1. 29 is our local bartender.

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    2. Just thought, must be how they make jelly shots.

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    3. Also, I think it should work ut maybe a touch less liquid to help it set.

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    4. http://www.tablespoon.com/posts/jelly-shot-recipes/bd238371-9262-43d8-a324-0b4ccd89d994

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  64. my anyalsis, DDD sucks been that way for 3 years

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    1. the Maritimer9:10 PM

      I laugh every time I see him on the ice now. Small emty joke. Pun intended.

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  65. N8 needs to spend a couple extra hours after practice shooting pucks at the net. It's that 4x6 thing the goalie stands in front of. Man he gets lots of good looks without ever getting a shot on net.

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  66. And yes juce, instead of 1C of cold water, substitute 1/2 (I do a bit more) with vodka. Leading up to each St. Paddy's day I make a trip to Burger King and covertly pocket about 4 dozen of their little paper ketchup cups. Perfect size and you can squeeze the jello out. Now if you prefer 'tonguing' the jello out, go with plastic. BTW I do green AND orange shooters to avoid potential conflict with my protestant friend.

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    1. Nice and also colour neutral.

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  67. Come on, shoot the fucking puck!

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  68. the Maritimer9:19 PM

    SHOOT THE PUCK FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!

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  69. Since 2012-2013 Vodkov has only missed 2 games. #Ironman

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  70. the Maritimer9:25 PM

    What are these fucking lines AF has blended up? Fuck what an idiot.

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    1. Media will say he's a genius.

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  71. Holy crap! Did you see Martin drive N8 into the boards head first?

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  72. the Maritimer9:28 PM

    What a cheap shot.

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  73. the Maritimer9:30 PM

    Muller explaining something to emtyhead. Put out davey

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  74. I totally expected this from Martin/Jackal/Komarov. I do't like to see players hurt, but I certainly wouldn't be terribly disappointed if a 'wayward' BBQ puck landed in their face.

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  75. There's that late penalty.

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  76. the Maritimer9:34 PM

    Oh oh.

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  77. I fail to see how N8 and Marin each get roughings, Habs should have had a PP on that.

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    1. Oh, right timfuckingpeel.

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  78. Love how TFS casually put the puck back in play leading to clearing the zone during the PK.

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  79. Sweet exclamation point by (Y) to end it!

    Eat shit SFU.

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  80. So (Y) get's a penalty for that but nothing if Martin does even worse?

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  81. the Maritimer9:45 PM

    Lots of excuses by the SFUckers...

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  82. Heh, mclame worried about the last hit. Fucking leafool.

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  83. 2-1 or 10-0, a win is a win. Go home leaf.

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  84. People should never forget how horribly crotch slagged Sid the Kid.

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    1. the Maritimer9:52 PM

      and PFK. Two-faced old fucker.

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  85. Would have been nice to see someone step-up for TFS, the leaf were allowed to take liberties.

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    1. They tried. TFS™ is too cool.

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  86. Can't wait for Blabs' promide.

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  87. McLame talking about the 'super dangerous' (Y) hit and not a word on Martin. So stupid. Regarding the Martin hit, i think if N8 stays down for a minute or 2 that's a 5 minute boarding call. But give the kid props for getting up swinging at that useless fucking tool.

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    1. Yep. hugeson and simpleton were quiet about that play. Go figure.

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  88. TFS says they're definitely coached to go the net. I know Babcock really emphasises that. There's a lot of goals that are scored in the dirty area, I thought our guys did a good job of helping me out by blocking some players out.

    I don't know about the boxing players out part, TFS will always defend his mates.

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  89. FHFun night FHFriends. Be good.

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    1. the Maritimer10:17 PM

      You can always count on the SFUckers to provide us entertainment (and ammunition).

      Maritimer out.

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  90. Carey Price is second @CanadiensMTL goalie to win 11 of his first 12 appearances in a season, joining Charlie Hodge in 1960-61. @EliasSports

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  91. ‏@markhmasters
    Kadri on Radulov celebrating in his face after 1st goal: "Yeah, it's definitely noted"

    Habs visit ACC on Jan. 7

    HAHAHAHAHA

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  92. A win against the leaf is the best win you could ever ask for. Missed the game completely due to work commitments - so thanks to you all for the commentary.

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  93. Vodkov

    https://www.nhl.com/canadiens/news/a-lot-has-changed-for-andrei-markov-since-he-made-his-nhl-debut-a-decade-and-a-half-ago/c-283804328

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  94. Just watched arrival, its a DDD of a movie.

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  95. Its almost as if Jack Todd reads this blog;

    http://montrealgazette.com/sports/jack-todd-toronto-is-not-the-centre-of-canadas-sports-world

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  96. Imagine how unhappy we would be if we were not in first place.

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    1. the Maritimer10:22 AM

      I don't even look at the standings any more. Prevents later disappointment.

      I'm still fearing the collapse.

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    2. Justified, we all know who's still behind the benCH.

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  97. You really have to appreciate how eMTy is protecting gCHuck, letting his personality free and saving him for the playoffs.
    Of the top 20 scorers in the NHL, Alex Galchenyuk has, BY FAR, the least amount of playing time (with the exception of JVR and Miller). This is on MT 100%. Take a look at Tarasenko–they both have the exact same stats yet Tarasenko plays 2 1/2 minutes more per game. Many on the list play 3 minutes more–that’s 15 to 20% more playing time, which would likely put AG into the top 3-5 in scoring. Instead, our 1C has his playing time sucked away by the likes of DD. AG-Radulov has been the only consistent line and we are nearly 1/4 into the season.

    Mark Scheifele 20:47

    Nikita Kucherov 18:07

    Connor McDavid 21:13

    Tyler Seguin 18:49

    Steven Stamkos 17:52

    Patrick Kane 22:23

    Vladimir Tarasenko 18:16

    Alex Galchenyuk 15:50

    Patrik Laine

    18:48

    Artem Anisimov

    17:47

    Artemi Panarin

    19:24

    Nick Foligno

    17:41

    Nikolaj Ehlers

    18:00

    Marian Hossa

    17:18

    Jeff Carter

    18:21

    James van Riemsdyk

    15:18

    J.T. Miller

    15:23

    Jakub Voracek

    19:29

    Brad Marchand

    18:25

    Nicklas Backstrom

    18:24

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  98. gChyuk tells Dave Morisette how he broke the law in jr. It's in English right after the greeting.

    http://www.tvasports.ca/2016/11/19/galchenyuk-a-eu-la-peur-de-sa-vie

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  99. Have we ever had a player since PFK that played with the joe du v of Che? How do we remove the pickle from the bum of half this team? Why dont we try N8 as a forward since on D he is of two minds. This would be breaking a glass wall bigger than Hillary attempted. eMTy doing something revolutionary, okay Big Fucking Man already goes both ways but never in Montreal. IMHO all we need to do to win the cup is find a way to feed Patches, or get Patches to grow some good bud on on his own. At the very least lets try our best three forwards on one line on the PP. Lets try our worst forward on the bench for the PP. Lets tell SuperpleXXXe that shooting the puck in the corner on a 3 on 2 will get him traded to Winnipeg, see if the cold scares him. Lets ban corsi, or make it a filtered corsi, it has to be legitmate scoring chance not the shots SuperpleXXXe and KidA are making to get out of a slump. Lets send McD to China and inject him with some horse DNA so he can skate NHL speed. Lets get Y a full carbon fiber Jaques Plante type mask to he can fight again. Lets get BBQ a titanium stick forged with 9 folds by Samuri so it does not keep breaking. Lets hire Tonya Harding to date DDD.

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    1. the Maritimer2:07 PM

      This is fucking excellent. All great ideas. Especially the last one.

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  100. It's your turn PatCHes, now ask yourself why your BFF DDD doesn't get that criticism.

    "You can't always expect to have the puck come to you. Sometimes you have to go get it." - Michel Therrien on Max Pacioretty

    Therrien followed that up by saying Alexander Radulov doesn't wait for Paul Byron to go get a loose puck. He works to get it himself."

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    1. what a POS, you think that motivates someone. I just do not see anyone out there since the Mexicant not doing there best.

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    2. the Maritimer2:10 PM

      emty is so observant. Nothing gets by him.

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    3. AF ain't got PFK to kick around anymore, just wait till things are really bad, PatCHes. If he said that about you publicly, still believe there's no truth to him calling you the worst captain in Habs history after knocking back a few brewskies to his pals at a golf tourney?

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  101. New rules to prevent the John Scotts from making the all-star, just send him to the AHL and he's out.

    Eligible players must be on an NHL club's active roster as of Nov. 1. Any player who's not - due to injury or special circumstances - can be added to the ballot if/when he returns.
    If a player is assigned or loaned to the American Hockey League (AHL) or any other minor-league team between Nov. 1 and 5 p.m. ET on Jan. 26, the player is ineligible. However, if the minor-league assignment/loan is due to conditioning reasons, the player remains eligible.
    If a vote leader is disqualified due to a minor-league assignment or loan (or other reason) after voting closes on Jan. 2, the player with the second-most votes in that division will be named captain.

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  102. an eMTy team of passion might win the cup, lets think that way

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  103. Love seeing gCHuk climb the scoring ranks. I had him in the Top 25 but 3 points from 1st is FHFucking WOW (considering he should be given even more minutes) !

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    1. the Maritimer9:59 PM

      Imagine what he could do without Davey taking minutes from him.

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    2. the Maritimer10:01 PM

      Oops! You already said that in a more diplomatic way. I'm tired. 'Night.

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  104. > http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2016/11/of-season-and-its-still-process-turds.html

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