Nov 22, 2017

Lost in space ~ Game 23 v. Preds

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In my eyes, indisposed
In disguises no one knows
Hides the face, lies the fake
The bum is a disgrace
Boiling heat, summer stenCH
'Neath the black the sky looks dead
Call my name through the screen
And I'll hear The Rocket scream again

Black hole CHum
Won't you come
And wash away the pain
Black hole CHum
Won't you come
Won't you come (won't you come)

Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired FHFriend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for fakes
During games, I fall asleep
And my youth I pray to keep
Heaven sent hell away
No one sings like Doucet anymore

Black hole CHum
Won't you come
And wash away the pain

Black hole CHum
Won't you come
Won't you come
Black hole CHum
Won't you come

And wash away the pain

Black hole CHum
Won't you come
Won't you come (black hole CHum, black hole CHum)
Won't you come (black hole CHum, black hole CHum)
Won't you come (black hole CHum, black hole CHum)
Won't you come (black hole CHum, black hole CHum)

Hang my head, drown my FHFear
Till you go and disappear

Black hole CHum
Won't you come
And wash away the pain
Black hole CHum
Won't you come
Won't you come
Black hole CHum
Won't you come
And wash away the pain
Black hole CHum
Won't you come
Won't you come (black hole CHum, black hole CHum)
Won't you come (black hole CHum, black hole CHum)
Won't you come (black hole CHum, black hole CHum)
Won't you come (black hole CHum, black hole CHum)
Won't you come (black hole CHum, black hole CHum)
Won't you come (black hole CHum, black hole CHum)
Won't you come
Won't you come
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59 comments:

  1. Nice. I approve this theme. Sadly.

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  2. Another game, another loss.

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  3. Awesome, timely parody, moeman! This team, if nothing else, is my soap opera. How come no american meat packers want to step in and buy the team? The Gillettes of this world at least know enough to step aside and let hockey men run the operation.

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  4. Per Brian Wilde on Twitter: "Jerabek was receiving rave reviews in Laval. He gets an NHL chance tonight in Nashville"

    sounds doubtful BBQ will be in. Should be 6-1 Preds, I figure.

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    1. I propose JJCH as nic, Jumping Jack Hab

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  5. We are going to go through the black hole like Interstellar tonite. Meaning we win and phycists worldwide will not be able to figure it out, and we will limp along on impulse drive and miss the playoffs and miss a lottery pick.

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    1. Molson to Bergevin: "Number 1, I'm going for a number 2. You have the bridge."
      Bergevin to Molson: "Aye sir. Let me know if you need help wiping out those Klingons circling Uranus."

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    2. I know through personal experience there is no blast, no cream that can wipe of the Klingons from a human Uranus. Some may see the the stars and planets more postiive
      but this is my experience.

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  6. Here's hoping JJ is Dy-no-mite!

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    1. JJCH, in CHEZ dynomite is spelled turtleneck. Look he has enough Euros to complete the collar

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  7. I know the M is somewhere like a whiny bitch storing up the pain of his back surgery to use in the future for smoking bricks one handed. If he does not come back to us I fear somewhere in the future
    at a bar where he has not been drinking a Leaf fan wearing a Kardri sweater after they have one the cup will attempt to kiss him and he will go all GUDAS and as his hands are registered as lethel weapons they will be cut off because we now have sharia law/

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  8. Come back to me
    you whiney bitch
    after all we
    were not in
    a relationship
    we were just
    talking about
    hockey
    and Guy Lalfuer
    said that Patches
    was not a captian
    and refused to have
    lunch
    even though
    the season
    was looking
    at a dry
    harvest
    and he
    had no interest
    in making
    the capiatinam
    riegn
    so what does that
    tell you
    Guy is a jerk
    or he knows
    CHaracter
    and does
    not want to have
    his name attached
    to Pachioritty
    the mexican
    we never knowed
    who was madd
    caption
    by mothers
    agaisnt drunk
    driving
    because he
    had such a shot
    when conditions
    where sobber

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    1. Nice rant! I think the Big Country song Come Back to Me is about to provide yet more parody inspiration. Stay tuned!

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  9. I have no idea what it means
    to be part of Canada if
    your French
    maybe second language
    as best
    thank the sky god
    today language is
    not a barrier to being
    the best
    because
    math is
    hard

    So everyone who
    has math skills
    has a bonner'
    that the world\\
    wants to use
    for many
    purpose
    none of them
    x rated
    so the client
    has to wonder
    if they with
    winning the\
    biggest dick
    are just
    cannon fodder
    in the war
    on humankind
    where in a time
    not a hundred years
    ago
    the biggest
    dick
    inevitably won
    is there a word
    that encapsulated
    this time
    more accurate
    than stupidy

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  10. Engels has it about right:

    GRADE: D-. Bergevin said the changes he made to last year’s blue line—losing Alexei Emelin, Andrei Markov, Nathan Beaulieu and Mikhail Sergachev and adding David Schlemko, Karl Alzner, Joe Morrow and Jakub Jerabek—meant the team was better off in that department. Even if we assume he foresaw Mete’s emergence before making this statement, it was laughable then and it’s… well, it’s just sad now.

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    1. Yup, not quite sure what he was smokin' when he said that but I want some. The D is like a dog's dinner. Actually the whole team is.

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  11. Oh FFS...now I read that Anti gets the start... because that is exactly what the Habs need tonight - a washed up 4th string goalie to give the defence confidence...glad this game is too late to staybup.and watch...on the flip...perhaps tonight is the end of BBB...

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    1. If Niemi starts then that tells me what I thought all along - that TFS going on the trip was just a another failed PR move to give fans false hope...again.

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    2. If Neimi starts and gets blown out...say 5-0 by the middle of the second then look for TFS to start the third...its all in the plan...in the room...

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    3. When you are losing game after game and desperate for points I don't think that's a very good plan. They just can't keep telling us TFS is 'day to day' and here we are 3 weeks later. Reminds me of the video of him skating they published when he missed the whole season. IF TFS isn't well enough to start then he's not well enough to play at all IMO.

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  12. PK says the arbitration never had to happen. He's bang on.

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  13. If Carey Price is The Franchise Saviour, does that make Niemi The Antti-Christ?

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  14. Vintage end to end rush by PK. Difference being of course it ended with a goal this time due to proper support.

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    1. as I have remaked on many an occasion. IF we had built a play around his skill... No Empty let him go alone and then say he is selfish.

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  15. Just getting in from a Bday drinkfest. What'd I miss?

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    1. Friends sold their house, so a celebration.

      12 year old rum shared amongst the neighbourhood gang.

      They gifted me the bottle for my BDay.

      I was 44 when this was made;

      https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/4477/el-dorado-rum-12-year-old

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    2. Your bday drinkfest? If so happy bday!

      - Habs PP sux. 5 on 3 to start game, no real chance to score
      - That PK kid can skate.
      - kidA and PK have been in each others grills
      - Auntie Nem has been decent
      - no dynomite from JJ yet

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    3. I have that rum, though not a huge rum guy. Rum makes me dumb(er).

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    4. Yep.

      Seems like a pretty intense game. Still can't score/finish though.

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    5. A bud at work is married to a Guyanese and he blasted me for not having had the 12 or 15 year old rum.

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    6. A buddy who is a much bigger rum fan says the 12 beats the 15.
      My mrs. is actually a bigger rum fan too and i got that for her for Christmas last year. Thought it was great until she and her friends went on a Mediteranean cruise and she discovered a Guatamalen rum, I think maybe one of the Zacapa rums.

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    7. My high-end rum has been from Barbados 'Mount' Gay'.

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    1. (T)! kidA with the distraction.

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  17. Loser point at least.

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  18. Great 3rd and OT. Win it in the shootout for Niemi boys!

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  19. close lot of CHaracter on the ice tonite

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  20. Crashed out and came to for the OT and SO, which were good.

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  21. Gifted a point by Nashville after Arviddson missed the open net. I think I would have preferred the point in my hockey pool he would have given me, to the useless loser point.

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  22. As the 'experts' discussed on the tele last night, we are in a VERY weak division right now. The third spot is up for grabs. Habs are only 4 points out of 3rd. Yeah, the broons and turds have a couple of games in hand, but in reality any of those 2, the Wings or Habs could still easily grab the 3rd spot in the Atlantic. That team will most likely play the leafs. I don't see them faltering enough to fall out of the #2 spot. TB is on fire and most likely will be #1. 3rd spot in the Atlantic against the leaf is WAY more desirable than a wildcard spot against TB. Those spots will most likely go to Metropolitan teams.

    Even though the Habs seem to be heading in the wrong direction and the leafs starting to trend upwards, I'd still love to see this playoff matchup. Yes, a playoff loss to that team would possibly be the worse thing that could happen as a Habs fan, but I'd still revel in it.

    Because I don't see this team getting blown up, so I'd rather squeak into the playoffs than finish just outside. A middle pick is a middle pick so might as well at least play one round.

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    1. MY GOD, Saint Pad, that is a beautiful vision! It even makes this season bearable if that match-up comes to be. TFS needs to get back in action. BBQ needs a reliable co-pilot. And the bad luck they've been victim to since the start of training camp needs to cease and desist. But yes, it's a long season, and yes, it can happen.

      GYFHG

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    2. I am a bitch hear me whine ME TOO, you are raping me with your hope. Their is no hope everything is lost. I will not take my clothes off just to play a couple of rounds. No if I go down its downtown or nothing, no suburbs, no honky tonks, I arrive in a Maybach or not at all. So be and adult Kevin Spacy and recognize that the house of cards always falls down.

      Tank a least one year get a superstar and go for cup nova.

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  23. Agree...making the show is always better than not makings the show.

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    1. That's exactly what Geoff think$. Gets to sell a few more beers.

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    2. I disagree being not cannon fodder is better than being cannon fodder. If we just wish for the adrelien rush of a 10 games in the real season we should look in the mirror and wonder
      just how the fuck we got here.

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  24. Juce you hit the nail on the head. Mr Molson has been revealed to be just another mass quantity harvester of consumer taste.

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  25. That said, whether the teams wins the division or squeaks in, a first round loss is a failure. No question. In fact, it's always been and always will be the way in Montreal that anything less than 16 wins in the playoffs is a failure. Lost in OT in game 7 of the Stanley Cup final? LOSERS! So keep building with what you have (could be considered a minor 'rebuild' depending on the pieces you trade away), but don't blow this $H!T up. I'm not getting any younger you know.

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  26. Let us consider the captaincy. Koivu is, for me, the last real captain the CH has had. He personified it, and lead the team with grace and strength and through his sterling example. Gionta came next and he didn't do too poorly, but still didn't really cut it. Better than the Turgeons, not quite at the level of a Keane.

    Now we have a guy who unfortunately is weak-minded and too fearful for his life on the ice, ever since it was nearly taken away from him by a shaved ape. I don't fault him for that; I would be turtling like a Komisarek myself. But it doensn't make him captain material by definition. I like PatCHes as far as he goes (which is a reliable 30-35 goals a season at a very good cap hit.)

    But give KidA or BBQ the C please, and find a solid top pairing defenceman somehow, and this team might bounce back. Right now, the sheep on this team are psychologically following in their captain's timidity and that counts for a lot of the breakdowns we have seen this season.

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    1. And with Captain Kirk there to guide him and everything, he still reaches out to the Flower?!? No offence, but Guy is not a font of leadership knowledge, and if PatCHes can't see that,...

      That shows his team he is a weak leader. He needs to exude confidence in himself for the guys in the room to have faith in him and in themselves as well.

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  27. Torrey Mitchell traded to LA essentially for last year's 4th round pick they gave up for Dwight King. BBB's way of saying "ooops I fucked that one...give me that pick back and I will give you Torrey" ...

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    1. I read it's conditional and BBB only gets a 4th round pick IF LA makes the playoffs. If not he gets a 5th round pick. So he could end up with less than he gave? I guess he'll be rooting for LA then.

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    2. Maybe he's clearing more cap for that BIG move.

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  28. > https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2017/11/come-on-get-happy-its-sexy-friday.html

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