Dec 9, 2017

Stuck ~ G30 vs. Oilers

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Well, I kinda know why I came here tonight
I got the FHFeeling that something ain't right

DGMB so scared in case he falls off his CHair,
And he's wondering how Habs'll get up those stairs

CJv2 to the left of me, JJD to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, we're stuck in the middle with you,
And we're wondering what it is you should do

It's so hard to put a this on my face,
Losing control, and I'm all over the place

CJv2 to the left of me, JJD to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with something,
And you're proud that you're a well-coifed man

And your NHL friends they all come calling,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please, please (take my 4th liner)

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But gCHuck can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to fall asleep on the couCH?
'Cause I don't think I can take any more ouCH!

CJv2 to the left of me, JJD to the right,
Here we are, stuck in the middle with you

And you started off with something,
And you're proud that you're a well-dressed man

And your GM friends they all come calling,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please, please! (There's no centres, at all)
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33 comments:

  1. Whilst waiting for the school bus, I was 6, I literally stuck my tongue to a pole. OuCH!

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    1. my Dad told me when I was in grade six not to do it, I got my tongue stuck on the door to the school.

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  2. Love Gerry Rafferty. I know one thing for certain. This song ain't about gCHuk.

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    1. Heh. He isn't centreman material. Oh wait, they drafted him ...

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    2. the Maritimer10:03 AM

      Brian Wilde put up a freebie yesterday from his recrute site, he ripped bergevin pretty good. The gm is getting the lower case letter treatment from me, he's not even worth an insult anymore. Markov's wife isn't too fond of him either.

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    3. He is no good in the middle and he suck along the boards, maybe he is the BBQ partner we have all been looking for

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  3. the Maritimer9:47 AM

    Pretty sure I have that on vinyl.

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    1. Same here. Great classic tune. Perfect for the Resevoir Dogs scene.

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  4. Just fucking win!

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    1. Oilers have two rookie goalies, so ...

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  5. Truer words were never sung.

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    1. Sometimes parodies just write themselves.

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  6. the Maritimer9:59 AM

    I read a piece this morning saying my Sea Dogs are going into a major rebuild and will trade QMJHL star Joe Veleno to the Drummondville Voltigeurs for FIVE draft picks, 3 1st rounders and 2 2nds in 2018, '19 and '20. Such is life in the CHL, usually a 5 year cycle when you go from first to worst in the 5th year.

    I haven't made it to a game this year because of the surgery, I'm hoping after the Christmas break to get down to Harbour Station. My 8 week check up is rapidly approaching, I'm hoping to start my re-hab soon.

    Cheers!

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    1. I see what you did there theM.

      Get well bro.

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    2. the Maritimer10:04 AM

      Thanks!

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    3. your a slacker, Tiger has had six surgeries and only been arrested once

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    4. Steve, sometimes you kill it.

      You'll make it there, the M!

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    5. the Maritimer11:02 AM

      I thought about taking some of those oxycodones they gave and going for a cruise at 3 in the morning...

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  7. Great job Moeman, the only place its seems we are not stuck in the middle is here.

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  8. https://www.google.ca/search?q=baker+street&rlz=1C1CHMO_enCA499CA499&oq=baker+street&aqs=chrome..69i57.2618j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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  9. I am always thinking aboot stuff and I wonder, do the new kids on the block really give a good god damm beyond the million dollar paychecks? What would I do if I was in gCHucks place. I would only need one finger to express myself to management.

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  10. WatCHing from over here, a potluck Xmas party. Look over there rum punCH!

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  11. gCHuck the comeback

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  12. looks like we are already tanking. we can now start speculating who will be the first to go. gCHuck, Superplexxxe, Patches? Maybe all three?

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  13. Wow...just...wow...:((

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  14. I think the M has been on point. BBB is a used car salesman, Molson is selling witch piss and as custodian of the franchise must realize he is out of his league.

    Bring in Bobby Smith, greybeards are good for something. UFA of franchise glory are going to be there every year now forever. Lets tank, get some surrounding cast, and win the fucking cup in 2021.

    I watched Blade Runner a couple of days ago. Looks like in the Blade Runner universe we are way behind. In 2019 they have flying cars, replicates and mining the astoriod belt. Lets replace the current leadership team of the world while we are at it. Put me in charge.

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  15. the Maritimer9:11 AM

    bergevin and the sucky Habs have done something I didn't think even the MAN could do... destroyed the Four Habs Fans blog.

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    1. I don't agree... sadly he has destroyed the fans that frequent the blog with his "product" ...I live in the wrong time zone and can no longer be bothered to stay up late to watch shit repeat itself ad infinitum. Wrong coach, wrong GM and some wrong players don't make it worth my time right now. The blog, however, remains quality!

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    2. the Maritimer10:34 AM

      I just meant that nobody comes here anymore during the game. You are correct, the fans spirit has been crushed. I hope they start staying away from the Bell Center in droves.

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  16. the Maritimer9:16 AM

    The clock is ticking. Just a matter of time before bergevin is canned and the purge of players begins. I wouldn't say this regime is worse than Reggie Houle's but it certainly matches it for sheer incompetence. Actually, Houle didn't have the money available to him that mb does so there is that.

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  17. Ended up watching curling last night instead after our guests left. I think it was 4-0 when I checked in on the game. That's all I needed to see. Sadly Gushue lost too.

    Start the rebuild and turn it into a HGTV series - HABitat for Humanity.

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  18. During intermission: The Habs are the only NHL team that doesn't have 1 player with 20pts. KidA leads the team with 19.

    Wasn't it just a few years ago they had about 5 or 6 with at least 20 goals?
    TFS just doesn't seem to be into it.
    Why wasn't Hudon thrown under the bus post game? (rhetorical)

    Great job, BBB.

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  19. > https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2017/12/chillin-for-four-days.html

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