Dec 6, 2011

Boys back for some hummin', lovin' & home cookin' ~ BJs Preview 12/06

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Will the Habs foreplay down to the level of their cold blue-jacketed-balled opponent or strap-on some serious, seXXXy, spunky, funky style and slap Colombus' ass into submission. The two teams' respective power plays can suck each other off for which one is worse (BJs are a bit better on facials face-offs). Habs never lose when they are on top after 2. CHocula can swallow, his notepad. Wet-behind-the-ears LeBrow gets his first peek at playing in the city of les danses-à-dix. CHampagne and strippers are still off limits for Le great white hope. Hopefully Nash and Carter unloaded at Wanda's or l'Axe, or both. CasséTFS™ is nice. Colé likes to share, who knew?. Vodkov is probably too happy candy strip(p)ing. Gomerhea is jacking into a pile of money. Squid needs to splode. The Goat isn't having his red-white&blue balls milked (but should). Molson's marketing team needs to spit more. Looking for more sweet sausage play from LouLegoTits. Lovin' AK46's hot hard shot. One of the best PKs provides a lot of protection, blocking 450 shots (none to the face), keeping the play outside the zOne and lapping up opportunities to score. Anyone else love watching PatCHes intellectually bitCHslap sham-a-ban? Get off your knees Shanny, you're um, bare, assed. Speaking of asses, buttman gets his desired re-alignment. meh. Previews from tsn, rds, nhl, jizz. Juicy puck drop at 7h30pm.
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(Merci) Bar who said to take it slow,
the Preview was headin' it's way
and the Blue Jacket is going down.
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I miss seeing action at the Big O.
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~ Feelin' blue end ~
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G Y F H G !

89 comments:

  1. Victory will be ours!
    Welcome back Patches, who has the balls to stand up to Shitahan.

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  2. Is Columbus still in NHL?

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  3. Hadulf9:16 AM

    How 'bout that "realignment"?

    All in favor??

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  4. It should be geography based, how do two Florida Teams end up in our conference? Answer, the only fans they have come from Toronto and Montreal. If they do not have a fair playoff system its crap.

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  5. Hadulf10:42 AM

    It's unclear to me the playoff system, I'm currently searching for details (throw some my way if you have any) but apparently, 4 top teams in each conference would go in the playoffs. First round (I think) is played entirely inside your conference then...I don't know...

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  6. Anonymous11:04 AM

    Top four from each conference play Round 1 (1v4 2v3), those winners face off in Round 2, Round 3 will consist of one team left from each conference. The final could conceivably be two 'Eastern' or two 'Western' teams.

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  8. Hadulf11:51 AM

    @Anon, thanks.

    Do you know how they are going to classify the "final four"? By the number of points?

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  9. From what I heard they haven't figured out how the 3rd round works, whether they would have reseeding, or set the conference v. conference in advance.

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  10. Hadulf12:34 PM

    Kind of weird to have a reseeding in the middle of the playoffs...To me anyway.

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  11. The only fair playoff system would be to give Montreal a bye until the finals.

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  12. It may be true that they stuck the FLA teams in our conference because the habs and leafs sell tickets, but it must also be because you'd have to be stupid to split up the whole Caps-hate-Pens-hate-PHucktards-hate-Devils thing going on. And for them, New York is really is right next door

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  14. good hashtag worth checking on Twitter right now: #NHLConferenceNames

    best one: Gary's favorite division, Gary's 2nd favorite division, those Canadian/Florida teams, those teams nobody stays awake for

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  15. Sham-a-ban is shamed into giving Tootoo, two.

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  16. Last game I have to watch on RDS until Feb. 9th. Excellent .

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  17. Hi All! Been putting up Christmas lights and getting stuff sorted out for the kids as we approach Christmas and the Christmas season. Notice I've not once said "Holiday" or "Seasonal" - I fuckin' hate the PC nature of this country - (I mean the UK, although I know a certain amount happens elsewhere...) but they are so paranoid about offending everyone - Jews, Muslims, Atheists,italians, Armenians,Arabs,widows,lesbians,transexuals,posties, railway workers...you name it they are worried about offending...everyone except the French - the English hate the French and don't give a shit what they think...but I digress...

    So LLB is up for a bit then...I hope he scores one tonight - it would be pretty amazing to watch the RDS boys actually ejaculate on the desk in between periods - which is what would happen...

    So let's Harness some of the good shit from LA and get this fucker on!

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!


    Merry Christmas everyone! Welcome back Moeman Fuck You Buttman! Screw You Shanaban!

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  18. @Kmaxx they will be bitching he is not wearing the C by the end of the first shift.

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  19. @Kmaxx, Buttman thought you were enjoying too much hockey so he made sure Montreal will play way more west coast games.

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  21. Hadulf3:24 PM

    Tootoo suspension is a joke...Shanahan should quite while he's ahead.

    How can he suspend this and not Lucic, it's beyond me. But Boston understands it. By putting up his knee and elbow, Lucic tried to avoid Miller...While Tootoo trying to jump over Miller, that's a deliberate attempt!

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  22. @Steve she did a private Chanukah one for me. I can't tell you too much, but it involves 8 dildos

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  23. @Steve - as long as the Habs play a load of them West coast matinees I'll be happy.

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  25. @Hadulf I believe Shitahan did this just to pacify Lindy Ruff. No way he would have accepted a second incident involving his goalie.
    Also to try to give the perception that not suspending Lucic was not warranted (which we all know Lucic's charge was intentional). Looks to me like Tootoo's going into Miller was accidental, but what do I know.

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  26. And another thing... Tootoo had a previous record, gets 2 games. Patches no record 3 games.

    Fucking biased NHL pricks.

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  28. Mr. natural4:46 PM

    It's starting to look like Sham a han is serious unless of course you're a Broon, then do whatever the PHuck you want no matter how blatant and it will be excused away.

    Those cocksuckers (NTTAWWT) might just repeat.

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  29. @Steve - you've gone again - please be careful or you might hurt yourself...

    On another note - I watched the NHL video with Shanaban explaining why he did what he did...makes no sense...As someone has alreadystated - Tootoo was a previous offender and gets2 games - Patches was a model athlete previous and gets 3. Again, a player trying a last minute move to avoid a serious collision is interpreted as an intentional act of aggression. Tootoo was cutting in with the opponent's stick at his feet and the goalie inthe way. He shifts and jumps to avoid a full on smash up. Having your feet in the air is much less impactful than if he stayed on the ice. Someone remind me here - did Shanaban ever actually play hockey? He certainly does seem to have forgotten everything anyone who has ever played hockey knows. On a play like that the goalie is going to get hit - and he was penalised for it. But a suspension in addition is just wrong and IMHO it was a concession to Miller and Ruff for fuckin' up the call on Lucic.

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  30. @Kmaxx.
    On a play like that the goalie is going to get hit - and he was penalised for it. But a suspension in addition is just wrong and IMHO it was a concession to Miller and Ruff for fuckin' up the call on Lucic.
    You are dead on!

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  31. Cripes, what a sploogefest in here today. I need to go and take a shower.

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  32. Moey, remember to save water.

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  33. Mr. natural5:43 PM

    @moey any room for a Mr. natural...au naturel?

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  34. Mr. n,

    Behave, what would Mrs. n think?

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  35. the Maritimer6:36 PM

    @moeman, excellent innuendo, well done. Nothing graphic but I can visualize everything you said.

    I think ol' Steve's got you pegged.

    Lebrow needs to do something with those 'brows. Can any of the ladies recommend a good aesthetician to the lad?

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  36. Thx the M., just havin' 4hfun.

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  38. 'Shame' is gonna be some good.

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  40. No excuses tonight, take the two points!

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  41. Okay, token crappy goal. C'mon boys.

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  42. Hope Wiz didn't tell them all our dirty little secrets.

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  43. Good ole Tits with just 1.5sec left!
    GYFHG

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  44. Bet the VP Sales doesn't have to buy his beer. Cost is picked up by the fans at the Bell Centre.

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  45. After allowing guys like Nash walk up to their net with under a minute left, and allowing them to try and score at least 3 times...FINAFUCKINGLY Habs get their own buzzer beater.

    Can someone remind them it's Curtis Fucking Sandford?! At least now they won't get shutout by the AHL goalie who used to work for them...

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  46. ... and Go Jets!

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  47. the Maritimer8:47 PM

    Grant Clitsome. Wonder what his nickname is?

    Steve, care to hazard a guess?
    Oh, great depiction of the Flower and his legendary exploits. LMFAO!!

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  48. That Emelin, small but brutal.

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  49. Gionta got a skate in the mouth.

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  50. anon1:188:55 PM

    I think this is the game that makes me fall in love with Emelin

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  51. Emelin, one of my stars.

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  52. anon1:189:06 PM

    Does Emelin already have a nick? How about Kasparov, cause he keeps you in check. or Deep Blue

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  53. THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

    Can Emelin hit his own players to wake them up?!

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  54. Has a player ever refused to go to the penalty box?

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  55. Is it just me or does Patches seem to be a little subdued?

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  56. This team isn't capable of going on a winning streak. So what's next? It's your move Goat. If they stay status quo they're not getting into the playoffs.

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  57. Emelin all 6'2" 220lbs of a Russian Tank. Are his shirts for sale yet?

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  58. My neighbours internet is too shitty to watch the game, I should file a complaint. It seems like everytime something happens it freezes. meh.

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  59. But the commercials run just fine

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  60. gillis, go knock on their door. They might be not-meh.

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  61. @gillis, Like watching a movie when you can barely hear and the the commercials just BLAST your eardrums.

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  62. gillis,

    You ain't missing much.

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  63. matt - shit team9:28 PM

    moen has more goals than gionta, cammy and pleks. There is your problem. Oh, and the aweful D that has been assembled.

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  64. @moe: I wish

    Yeah well now I'm listening to it instead. I'll probably feel better about their chances without seeing how their playing

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  65. anon1:189:34 PM

    big juicy fuck. how are the Habs not in last place? pathetic

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  66. Meanwhile, "leafs are the real deal, bruins could repeat." MAKE IT STOP!! MY HEAD HURTS!! *pops a painkiller*

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  67. the Maritimer9:38 PM

    They can't score. Year after fucking year. Can someone in the organization not figure it out? Is it the "System"?

    Sure Geoff. Gauthier, Martin and Gomez are doin' fine. They are the keys to success for sure.

    I smell a lottery pick. Preferably top 5.

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  68. @moey: you're gonna need more than one

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  69. the M,

    I find it hard to believe that Molson is okay with no playoff revenue this year.

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  70. the Maritimer9:47 PM

    Curtis Sanford. Their minor league goalie last year. It's beyond pathetic if they lose this game.

    I wish they had lost all 3 games last week in regulation. That win in LA was just false hope.

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  71. the Maritimer9:50 PM

    Moey,

    He gave all three the "vote of confidence".

    I don't know why I'm even watching this crap.

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  72. Sausaged by PleXXXe.

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  73. Loser point!

    No such thing as a bad blow job.

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  74. Russian Tank gets a point. Nice.

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  75. The M,

    Of course he did. It's run like a business, even if your managers are the most useless pieces of crap ever known to mankind, you back them. Behind the scenes can be a different story waiting to unfold.

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  76. Cue Monsieur Molson.

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