May 14, 2012

HF29 pops in for a thread. Hello!

Hello kidz! In moeman's absence, and prior to the big (?) cross-bridge / cross-tunnel Game 1 NYR-NJ tilt tonight, and in my 5 à 7-influenced drunken state, I thought we should have a new thread since the last one was from Friday. Let's see, how does this go?

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Hot dude ass pic:


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Cute kitty pic:


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Excellent musical interlude:


GYFHG!!!  Err, Go Kings? Go Rangers? (No, that can't be right). Go tri-state violence!!!!!

(thx moeman for giving me the keys!)

81 comments:

  1. Ugh. Just turned on CBC, and I hear PJ. I may have to watch the HIMYM season final at this point if PJ is going to be on the broadcast.

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  2. this one is for Juce carried over from the last thread. I have never watched a streamed video, or downloaded, lets be clear. But if I were to want to watch something I was told by a friend, not a good friend, a bad shady friend, that a website was available. I challenged him, fuck you shady guy, produce, and he spelled out this website, I memorized it and i will write it here. As he is a shady guy I expect your wasting your time looking at it. You will not find anything about the Game of thrones here. nothing, I am sure of that.
    http://watchseries.eu/serie/game_of_thrones

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    1. You know whats even better, I have not watched Sunday nights episode. I do not have HBO or PVR, but I do have a personal Observer, Mr September please show me the past.

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    2. Shady characters, takes all kinds...
      Thanks Steve.

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  3. @29 love the violins. It always amazes me how musicians can find new ways to make us say ah. Could there really be infinite possibilities, without collapsing two universes and creating your own?

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    1. Only if there are man-sized flying porcupines involved

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    2. Not to be ungrateful, but if you want to entice me to join a group of evolved beings, spines are not going to work, and slobbering same.

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    3. What would make me want to be part of a new universe. A 14 inch penis with a shot that can shatter drywall, sorry already have that, and cant really afford it.

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    4. I am loath to amdmit the crazy decision to elimitate the gun registry has been a boon to me. Now that I am no longer registered, the lady cops still pull me in but never charge me.

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  4. Best "It happened on Hockey night" ever. Habs-Flyers pre-game brawl 1987. good times

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    1. the Maritimer8:14 PM

      Chris Nilan, John Koric, Craig Ludwig, Chris Chelios, nobody, not even the Phuckers messed with that team.

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    2. I bow down (get it outta the gutter) to the Habs team at that time, nobody dared to screw with us.
      By the way, I met Nilan on Easter Sunday, got an autographed photo, hung proudly on my wall.

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  5. Can I just say how douche-y the spelling of "Elliotte" is?

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  6. Puck drop. Go... violence!

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  7. I think we are going to discover why soccer is the most popular game on earth, its never advertised itself as interesting, so how can you not love something genuine that can not be changed by a phone call.

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    1. 5 years later, gillis popping in randomly for a meh still makes me laugh

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  9. the Maritimer8:18 PM

    Thanks Steve and 29, I'll give it a shot. After I finish with Star Gate.

    @Steve, in that alternate universe fantasy you would be....lonely.

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    1. Stargate, meh. A few seasons was enough. It's overkill now. Have you tried Babylon 5? Don't get me started on how great that was

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    2. Star gate, SG1, very corny but lovealbe, Mcgiver and totally hot Amada Tapping, librarian sexy. Plus Daniel ( he plays me)
      Stargate Atlantis, better writing, acting and story, more hot women
      Star Gate Universe real Sci Fi with some hot women.
      In my universe its in the top ten or maybe 15. But what it really has going for it is quantity, there have to be 500 episodes in total.

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    3. I just checked there are only 354 episodes, could I be prone to exaggeration?

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    4. it FEELS like 500. that's the problem

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    5. the Maritimer8:59 PM

      Stargate SG-1, the first 8 seasons were OK, 9 and 10 not so much. Yeah, Amanda Tapping is sexy. So, just have to watch the Ark of Truth and Continuum and I'm done. Then on to Atlantis. My nephew has all the discs, I'm borrowing them.

      Never watched Babylon 5.

      I'm also re-watching Star Trek, Enterprise. Jolene Blalock was SMOKING hot. Nicest lips I've ever seen. I'm sorry, is this a hockey blog or a sci-fi nerdfest?

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    6. NEERRRDDDSSS!!!!!

      Jolene really did rock her suit. It does not save that show.

      If you have some spare time, B5 is definitely worth it. Season 1 is a drag, but there is no show that did what it did in 5 seasons.

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    7. MacGyver, ok passe, but....

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    8. Hotter than 7 of 9 for sure

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    9. maybe a SF candidate
      https://www.google.ca/search?q=Jolene+Blalock&hl=en&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=dKmyT-6WL4iO6gGR3pSUCQ&ved=0CHEQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=667

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  10. Mr September has told me the Rangers win in 7 and the Kings as well, Coor and Budviser are still bidding to see who wins the Cup.

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  11. I DON'T CARE ABOUT MCDONAGH! WE HAVE PK. (And a shitload of other defencemen coming up of equal awesomeness).

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    1. Sure, keep telling yourself that :)

      the number of ex-habs and ex-habs prospects that played in the playoffs this year hasn't ceased to amaze me

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    2. and just now CBC brings up Gomer and McDonagh. ugh

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    3. Meh. We populate the NHL. Like the Expos.

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    4. PK! PK! PK!
      I'm sure this mgmt won't let him go.

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  12. so every game in this series will be 1-0, right? ugh. don't expect new threads from me for that

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  13. good hoops on TSN (Celts/76ers close in the 4th) instead of cherry during intermission

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  14. Man i missed more than half of the 2nd watching House waiting for 13. Looks like I didn't miss anythingzzz...

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  15. Goals? We don't need no steenkin' goals.

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  16. srsly every game in this series will be 1-0 in some number of overtimes.

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  17. cut off somebodys head and show some TiTs that will bring the ratings back

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    1. watched it, it was good, I am more and more convinced this is a show made for DVD. Check out this guitar solo tribute
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndFiD-Bcyus&feature=related

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    2. Steve I was just watching that one earlier. outstanding. look closely at the commentor names on that vid!

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    3. All the girls say why cant you finger across four frets

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    4. Steve, Nice guitar playing.

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  18. That 2nd period was about 3 periods long.

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  19. Now they have smoke jets?

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  20. well looks like I won't have to live through OT

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  21. I'm just in and jumping around, not read all posts yet.

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  22. HF29, that truly was an excellent musical interlude!

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    1. And in just 3 pics, you've captured something for everyone!

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    2. Well, first serves double duty.

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  23. the Maritimer6:36 AM

    Any game involving fucking New Jersey is boring. Shit team with crap uniforms. Almost always bankrupt, why does the league bother? Not going to waste any of my time watching a snorefest.

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  24. Big Tits kicked out of the game this morning for trying to kill Kaner with the boards. Nice job

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    1. He did not want to play with Gravol.

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  25. Check it out.
    http://video.canadiens.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=66&id=174568&cmpid=embed-share-video

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  26. Holly Fuck Batman

    Stock up on tinfoil because we are in conspiracy overload.

    First the G20, the RCMP arrest two Toronto police and claim they were taking orders from the OPP? The G20 was clearly a huge psych ops operation designed to quell future dissent. How many people are going to protest if it means peeing your pants and being locked up naked?

    Next what is with the gun control agenda. As I understand it now anyone who has a gun license is supposed to be able to buy guns with no record. Is this not a sure fire method to greatly increase the number of guns on the street, or are licensed gun owners above selling these untraceable firearms to non-licensed gun owners? The end game, just like in the US more and more citizens will own guns to protect themselves.

    Finally some exciting new developments in the Kennedy assassination. Its all in the article but is seems Nixon was also a patsy and Bob Woodward is a
    Manchurian

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    1. the Maritimer11:53 AM

      The U.S. airforce has some interesting stuff in Area 51.

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  27. L Dude11:54 AM

    Late to the 29 party here, but I just wanted to get in on the nerd-fest and offer up Farscape to those sci-fi fans who haven't seen it. Great show.
    I get all my (good) tv like Game of Thrones from isohunt.com No worries, you just may have to purchase a Russian bride now and again.

    The lack of Habs news is sad. C'mon get us a coach! I expect Hartley to end up in D.C. I don't know who to expect for the Habs

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    1. the Maritimer12:08 PM

      Heh, heh, isohunt is my best friend.....wait, was that my outer voice or inner voice.

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    2. Isohunt not as safe as you think!
      http://allenmendelsohn.com/2012/03/copyright-infringement-is-a-dangerous-crime/

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    3. the Maritimer3:28 PM

      Who is this mendelsohn fellow and what does he know?

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  28. I will not watch RDS anymore for the NYR - NJ games...

    Like they were never biased, they McSplooge all over the Fat Bastard...

    Take that fatty mcfatter!

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    1. de rien mon gars! The inmates behaved themselves for the most part.

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    2. You got the keys and you drove drunk. That kind of behavior is allowable, but next time more hookers and blow.

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  30. Were the fuck else is he going to go, we have the Swiss Miss Market cornered.
    http://lastwordonsports.com/2012/05/14/damien-brunner-this-years-sought-after-european-free-agent/
    Sign The Omen

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    1. Undersized? Swiss? Plays for Zug? We got this. *thumbs up*

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  31. R.I.P. Duck Dunn.

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    1. RIP Duck Dunn

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    2. R.I.P. Thanks for the music.

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  32. Hab's fan
    4:57 PM on May 15, 2012
    All the so called activist who want to live in a totally free society wouldn't last a minute.
    Anarchist would eat your liver for supper . Then all the little activists would cry at the top of there little lungs for the police to come and help them.
    The bill of goods your being sold is not coming from the establishment but from the activists.

    This is from the Globe comments about the smartass who spent a year in jail, lost his wife and his house because he pointed out the G20 was a farce at best and a country wide CIA mindfuck at worst. Can we send him off the island?

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  33. Watching now one of the biggest flops of the century
    http://www.watchfreemovies.ch/watch-movies/2012/watch-john-carter-220647/

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    1. I liked it. Screw the critics and give me sequels instead of shit like 50 Snow White Twilight remixes or all that other shit they make sequels of.

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    2. the Maritimer9:18 PM

      I read the original novels when I was young. Still have them actually. Hmmmmm, now that I think of it, I wonder if Jerry Siegel got the idea of Superman from the John Carter books. He was able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

      Conan was the movie that really disappointed me last year. I almost left with 20 minutes to go.

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    3. I liked it as well, I think the female lead was the biggest reason it failed. She was not hot enough.

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    4. My favourite criticism I read was about how it's very familiar sci fi that we've all seen time and time again. Like...duh?

      (Guessing that guy didn't notice when the books were written).

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  34. Salut tout le monde...wha'd I miss?

    Nice effort 29 - GoT link was nice. Not gonna wade in on the sci-fi stuff - never really was my thang.

    Someone mentioned House - now I love the show - don't get me wrong, but they really aren't the greatest bunch of doctors are they? I mean, every show consists of them mis-diagnosing a patient for the first 50 minutes, then somebody (usually House) gets a brain wave and every thing is good again. Reminds me a bit of the leaf organisation...except that they are still waiting on the brainwave moment...

    BTW - Steve - the link to John Carter only works if you sign up for a "free" 5 day trial then 50 quid a month thereafter, so I'll have to wait until it's in the discount bin.

    Lastly - looks like the Kings and Rangers will be fighting it out to be sucked off by Buttman...God Help Us All!

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    1. thats wierd, I guess its a UK website, and they know your in the UK. Definitely wait.

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  35. Anyone heard anything more about this...A prequel to the Godfather...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUBR2BSHUl4&feature=colike

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  36. the Maritimer6:55 AM

    I saw the LA Kings play the Lightning when I was down in Tampa last February and I knew they were good, especially Quick, but wow! They look unstoppable. I hope they win it all, they and the Blues are the only two teams from the original expansion not to win a Cup.

    Go Sea Dogs!!

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