HabsFan29 6:04 PMok when does the series start. LET'S DO THIS THING
As juce replied in the other thread:Dave Stubbs @Dave_Stubbs 2mPlease RT to spread this info lest I go nuts: #Habs vs #Bruins will begin only after all Round 1 series are complete
Buttman just wants to gives his friend Jacob & Colin boys time to rest first.
Beautiful! Even Mr. Bean likes that one.
I am PUMPED. I barely even care if we lose. If we put up a good fight, crush a few heads or genitals along the way, and take it to 6 or 7 that will be (almost) enough. All the media will say Bs in 5 or 6. Fuck em now. a series win will be glorious
+ 2 many men on the ice
Hilarious pic! Well done moe. Fuck 'em all, we can take those fuckers.
You know it Kate! FUCK EM ALL!
I don't expect too much goonery, but lots of broon cheap shots and hits from behind. The cockroaches and tsnsnetmediots will call them "hockey plays".Keep a close watch on the nutcracker boys and don't spread your legs too far.
Also, late hits, lots of late hits.
Heh, replay of luchicken pounding his chest just like the fucking orangutan he is.FUCK'EM ALL!!!!!
First thing: Throw the puck in the shaved ape's corner constantly. Make him pivot and skate every shift and then hit him every time in his end.Second: lots and lots of shots at Rask. He'll bend, then eventually break. KidG will take a beating this series but it'll be worth it to send those dirty fucks packing.
I'm so happy that HNIC can have their (second) favourite team for the second round, the broons! And whoever they're playing...I'm pumped because of the history and the Habs are the only team that can really get rid of these fuckers. But I'm also worried about the long term health and careers of our beloved Hab players. How many will lie unconscious on the ice, be taken off in stretchers or have their breeding futures cut short by these goons? I'm not worried about the Big Bad Bruins, because that's just a myth. I'm worried about the cheap, dirty, broons. Watching the Wings-broon games I cringed whenever they went into a corner. It's an uncomfortable feeling, knowing that at any moment someone could have their career ended with the blessing of Bettman and the media.
It ap-SPEARS (get it!) that a spear to the groin has become a tradition in Boston. From yesterday's game:https://twitter.com/RobTheHockeyGuy/status/460152635945795584/photo/1This time it was Marchand. And again, no call or punishment otherwise. We have a whole series of this and more to look forward to.
The crap they get away with just drives me nuts (pun intended). Classless pieces of shit players and a whining coach who lives in a glass house. If there was any way our Habs could sweep this trash to the gutter, nothing would please me more - nothing.
Is it possible to hate a team more than I (dare I say we) hate the fucking broons. Like the M said, they're not big and bad, they're dirty pricks - that's all. My favourite reply to the tweet about ratface's crotch-shot yesterday:Habs Treehouse @JulMartel 16h@RobTheHockeyGuy @habs_fanatic hockey Karma is about to come down on these @BostonGlobe @NHLBruins donkey goat fuckers of no respect team
Looks like the series won't start until Thursday. Earliest Rags/Flyers series ends is Tuesday. Game 7 would be Wednesday. I imagine the Habs/broons will play on Saturday, so it's reasonable that game 1 will be Thursday, nine days after finishing the first series. That's a looong friggin time between games.
That's my biggest concern (besides the broons' dirty tactics), the shit-stained broons get time off to rest and heal up and stay relatively in game shape.
Rangers just got a goal robbed by Justin St-Pierre, standing on the wrong side, blew the whistle 'cause he couldn't see the puck but it was in the net.
Just did up a quick pic. Habs really have to watch out for this guy and his fellow rodent Ratface.
The likeness is truly amazing.
The Bruins will lose momentum to. Should slow them down some.
See ya St. Loo (never liked Hitchcock or Silver Miller).
What will be will be. This is an epic battle, a braveheart spectacle. Our team is not perfect but you do not win with the perfect team you win with the team of best teammates. My only regret is the gCHuck was not a little more ready for this year. Predicting a sweep against Tampa was easy. I am going to double down, Habs in four. "You can take that to the bank" I picked up a 3 film blu ray on the weekend, Above the Law, Under Siege One and two for $7.50.
If the Rangers win Tuesday, do the Habs maybe play Thursday? This schedule thing is freaking me out man. I NEED HOCKEY
Can't wait to see KidG gnawing on Chara's ankles.
There's a penalty for that.
The last G7s go on Wednesday. There's some collge commencement in Boston on Friday, so it looks like G1-Thursday G2-Saturday. I can understand the NHL waiting for all the series to finish before they start R2, but there's no reason to have an 'off night' on Thursday if both the Habs and broons are ready to go. Maybe if the Pens-CLB and NYR-PHI played more than every 4 nights, this shit would be done already (and if the Sharks could just close the deal for once. Man, is there a more underachieving team in the playoffs the last 10 years?)If you really want to get your hate-on going, rewatch all those poke the bear videos on youtube with Claude and his army of idiots crying about the refs and diving. Interesting to read all the interviews with Hab players praising the broons as a good team with nothing about the Habs coming out of Boston. You can't learn class, I guess.
Beaner class ended in the Ratelle/Bucyk era.
The only redeeming quality of the Broons is you can hate them without any remorse.
Bleu, Blanc et Rouge since I first saw Beliveau go end to end and score, unassisted, when I was a kid!
Welcome, to another long time Habs fan!
Getting ready for Buttman sanctions. If we could put motors on hockey players, more mayhem!
Shit. I'm gonna miss some of the action cos I'm going on vacay May 10th. Unless we sweep the fuckers of course.
WTF??? It's been a loooooooong time since there's been a hockey game...fuck! I don't like the waiting. Go Habs Go!!
Sportsnet which I have to regretfully admit is the best hockey talk in Canada, preps for the Canada vs Broons series by having the Shaved Ape on as a guest. Why not PFK? I have listened to TSN 690 but the stuff I have heard is not that entertaining. Probably I have not found the right show.
Thats hockey Centrel with the cerebrally challenged hosts.
Try Melnick or Nilan - Nilan @1:00, Melnick @3:00.
I Hate beanersGo Habs
Daily Evil defeats good. This mostly happens because the spectators are not engaged. In the case of the NHL its because Evil has thirty tribes to play with. So far this years playoffs with the notable exception of our sweep have been dirty late hit sanctioned violence with a sprinkling of hockey. Matt Cooke gets 7 games? This sends a message that its better to maim than score. Its hard to score but so easy to maim, and the spectators find it easier to follow the hit than the puck.We are about to witness a first testament style battle of Good vs Evil. Montreal has a culture of class, of speed and Elan. Boston has a culture of goonery, debauchery and oligarchy. It started with Clarence Campbell, and it has only gotten worse over the decades. Is it a coincidence that only one Canadian team made the playoffs in the year Comcast gave the NHL their first serious broadcast payday? Hockey is a business and fans who think it is unfair that the Broons must play Canada's Olympic team are ever present in the presentation. I can forgive the Tampa fans for chanting USA USA in an NHL playoff game. Florida, Oklahoma and Texas are the depository of stupid Mericans. Boston on the other hand is a center of excellence. It is a place more Canadian than Edmonton, If I hear a USA, USA, USA cheer during this series I will sell my car and by at current market rates three months of Blackwater surplus MRE. My point is we are not in a Good and Evil battle with a big moron. Mr Jacobs is not a Tea Party sensation. He built this team to be evil on purpose.There is no possible way to win this battle. It is as hopeless and the fight the people carried to the British in Ireland, the Iraqi in Iraq and the Taliban in Afghanistan. My point is there is hope, even when obviously God is not on your side.Our victory depends upon many things, and everyone can help.Personal shrines, totems and hygiene. As long as no Habs flag etc touches the ground it is not tacky. Shrines are very important. Some think they do no good and this is proven by our latest cold streak. Not true at all. Our thoughts are electromagnetic energy. This energy has effect. I am not a religious person, but the power of religion I respect. If you can harness and direct the electromagnetic energy you can rule the world, or at least your small part of it, This is not in doubt.So build those shrines and project victory.Next bombard the NHL with complaints about referring and obvious Buttman calls. There is the Northwood document that proves the USA was willing to kill its own innocent citizens at random to achieve political goals. A former and now disgraced NBA ref has come out saying that NBA policy was to ref the game according to TV ratings. Hockey should not be another manufactured episode of reality TV where Canadian teams never get the rose!Comment often and often on FHF, I recently returned from a trip on the sixth astral plane, and the overwhelming consensus was: if you do not travel at least feed the force with comment.
Remember what the dormouse said, feed your head.... Grace Slick.
at one point during my rant I wished I would have said Hit Man
Good vs. Evil. Habs vs. Broons.Mrs. Maritimer asked me if I was going to try to go to a game in Boston. With a puzzled look I said: "What, and get pissed on and beer thrown on me? Then, I'd probably have to fight a few greasers outside the rink. No thanks, gettin' too old for that."
sad fact these are Matt Damon Ben Affleck type liberals who in Canada would be sucking Harper bit stick
Sooooo my guess is that Beaners are busy right now shining up that wheel of excuses. Heh.
We need more commenters. I do not attack the watchtowers. Every five minutes some solution to the human condition comes to my mind, Most thinkers would prefer I was a women with the same erotic dysfunction, I read what I just said and am too gobsmacked to continue.
@JohnLuTSNMtl: #Habs doing a simulated game today. Morning skate at 10:30 and scrimmage vs. Bulldogs at 7:00. No public or media access for the game.@JohnLuTSNMtl: #Habs Prust on tonight's simulated game: "Guys are gonna be smart out there... I don't think anybody's gonna be running over Carey (laughs)"
PFK's gonna put Andrighetto into the second row..... in preparation for ratboy.
Someone (I don't know who) started a rumour that TD Garden is booked Thursday & Friday so game won't be till Saturday the earliest. I checked the event calendar and don't see anything at all to support it, so if it magically becomes true, then you damn well know Jacobs & Bettman are in cahoots to give their shit-stained teddies more rest.
I read that the piss tank was available THU but not available due to a commencement speech on FRI.
OH MY GOD START THE SERIES ALREADY
Ooooooooohhh...the BJs almost come back in the last 10 minutes. But too little too late, Pens move on. Looks like Sharks are going to shit the bed again, I'd wager there's a good chance of them becoming the 3rd team to ever blow a 3-0 series lead. Just add it to the incredible underperfermance by that team in the last decade.
So the Habs were done a week ago. Literally, one week ago. Yet the Phlyers and Rangers have only played one more game than MTL and TB did. It's been one freaking week! PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAMES SO THE REST OF US CAN MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES FOR THE LOVE OF THE HOCKEY GODS!
Damn you Sharks! Not again. I'll never learn. Every year in my playoff pool I think 'this is the year'. But nope. And yeah, everything that O-man said. Let's play some friggin' hockey. I'm sure Jacobs and Buttman are in constant communication, ready to pick the ideal start date.
Montreal will forfeit the first game because they will not know the series has already started.
I need some hockey soon.Go Habs
Surprise Surprise Surprise! (Gomer style)
Who the fuck decided that Mark Messier is what defines 'leadership'?
Are the Habs still in the playoffs? It's been so long since I saw them on the ice I'm not sure anymore
See Steve's comment at 8:15am.
Well, the mediots are cranking out a lot of pro-broons articles so we may be close.
Three days to go!.....… til' Sexy Friday! (no word on Game one vs. da broons).
Have any here seen how fucking lame the Messier award looks?
Wonder if we can we replace Buttman with Silver?Wonder if CBC's resident xenophobe will express his outrage at the Sterling ruling?Wonder if the Habs will ever play another playoff game this year?Wonder if Jacobs and Butthole have figured out the start date yet?Wonder if they know that all series' will end no later than tomorrow night, therefore Thursday is the obvious start date?Wonder if I can scrape up 10K to get my roof done + 3K for my new sewer line? Wonder if winter will ever fuck off?Wonder what PK's having for supper tonight?Wonder if I should make supper? Probably.No hockey. Makes me wonder. PLAY SOME FUCKING HOCKEY!
Oh, Wonder if the Mooseheads will win Game 7? couldn't get a ticket. Go Moose.
I am reading Chara is ready to go on Thursday night, he said "fully rested, I thought I might need another day but I ate some babies and now good to go."
Just read that the NHL will not announce the schedule until all series are over. Since that won't be until late on Wednesday night (last game will be in SJ), it is very doubtful they'd announce the start of the second round the following day. So it looks like probably Saturday.For Fuck Sakes.
So the moronic Racist over at HNIC wore a broons tie on their Monday night show. Not surprising, but you'd think a reputable network might say, "You know, with the idiotic shit that recently came out of Ron's mouth, we probably just want to play it safe when it comes to bias and insulting a third of Canada. You know, since they fund our budget and we pride ourselves on being Canada's network and all." But no. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
I predict the cockroaches old crotch (who should have been banned for life from our tv screens a decade ago) will not be making a comment about the donald sterling situation.
Oh Jesus, now the Philthy-Rags series will be going to 7. Too bad they only play every fortnight, maybe the Habs series will start by Halloween.
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SERIES WILL START ON THURSDAY! The rest of the schedule will be released Wednesday. Praise the Lord Stanley! http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=450833
RDS is reporting that the Saturday game, G2, will be at 1230pm. Which actually works out better for me, but that's still fucked. Also, G3 won't go till Tues. WTF? I have 6 straight days off and only 2 games will take place in that time. Grrrrr....
In the current atmosphere phrases like "6 straight days off" could be seen by some of non inclusive.
Finally - A game announced! Thursday night it is! Go Habs Go!!
and Buttman loves you so much he is giving you a 12:30 start.
American television wants afternoon/daytime games, wtf do they know about hockey?
This is all a conspiracy to give the broons a few days rest and too many days to give the Habs rust and I don't like it at all.
12:30?? Fuck NBC
To accommodate the Kentucky Derby. Just be glad you have a Canadian channel to fall back on in case of a long overtime session. NBC WILL cut away.
the man says you need to start drinking early, whats wrong with that. In Ontario it means people will have a chance to get a proper buzz on before they pass out at 10pm.
the M is right, last year during a playoff game the cut to regular programming - a re-run of SNL! They did it this year too.
As dumb as that 1230pm start is, I was pretty excited as that gave me a 130am start, allowing me to partake in the arts of alcohol during a hockey game for once. It's Saturday night, but as anyone who has entered their 30s knows, Saturday nights aren't what they used to be. Then suddenly I get 2 phone calls tonight inviting me out to one thing that night and another the next morning. I hate having such wonderful considerate friends. I'll find a way to weasel out of both of them, though.
Of course one of them involves a friend I haven't seen in months coming into town and sleeping on my futon. Nothing a little creativity can't take care of.
1:30AST start on Saturday?! You kidding me!? My wife's aunt just passed after a long battle with the big C. I don't want to seem like a jerk, but what time is the funeral? 2pm on Saturday. Fuck NBC. That said, I'd watch their coverage before the cockroaches, but I won't trust dvr'ing NBC's coverage, because if it goes to OT, they're likely to cut to something more important like Nascar or the spelling bee.Wonder if Buttman read my wonders?
Condolences, Mrs Steve, fuck Cancer.
Here’s the entire series schedule that RDS, which televises all the Habs games, posted on its website:Game 1: Thursday May 1 at Boston, 7:30 p.m.Game 2: Saturday, May 3 at Boston, 12:30 p.m.Game 3: Tuesday, May 6 at Montreal, 7 p.m.Game 4: Thursday, May 8 at Montreal, 7 p.m.Game 5 (if necessary): Saturday, May 10 at Boston, TBDGame 6 (if necessary): Monday, May 12, at Montreal, 7 p.m.Game 7 (if necessary): Wednesday, May 14, at Boston, TBD
I wonder if anyone cares that the Federal Government of Canada asked the telecoms 11 million times to see the activity of Canadians. I am not doing anything wrong. Thats not the truth I have done a lot of things wrong. The end point is the goverment sells the ruined lives of the people they prosecute for profit. Watch now while that job he is ten times overqualified is denied because the database said he was a liberal. Think it will not happen, Jebus people in the last century saw this so clear and made some money writing books about it.
Turns out KidG and DBag are kind of friends. I feel a bit dirty.http://www.theprovince.com/sports/Lucic+Gallagher+shelve+Vancouver+bond+playoff+warfare/9788820/story.html
Everything has the wiff of the WFF. NHL players are co workers.
Harper is going to drive the Humpback Whales to extinction to make sure LA wins the cup
Game of Thrones is not a fantasy. It a liberal history,
The impossible is possible. The last episode of GoT was boring. Anything can happen!
Ser Pounce should be the official cat of FHF
I am not like Charlie Brown. I nailed peppermint patty. I got Lucy imprisoned for practicing medicine without a licence. In the big scheme of thing it made absolutely no difference. LIfe is but a cartoon and you draw your own panels to some extent, but if you want your works to be displayed in the gallery, expect anti cognitive dissonance events. I will be enegized when one person seduced by the the overcharge says, this is bullshit. Why do our heros our backward boys never say that five million is more than enough? Wake up Zombies there is life. I have lived it in Austria, and they never ask how much is to much. Check them out they rule in everything we find important.
Vanek will sign with us for cultural reasons, take that to the bank
In my defence I have been immersed in Steve Segal culture. He will slap you down/
In recognition of Stephen Colbert taking over from Letterman, I present to you a top 10 list (I know it happened a couple of weeks ago. Just like the last Habs game):The Top 10 Ways the Montreal Canadiens are perparing for their Round 2 meeting with the Boston Bruins;10. Geoff Molson is matching Jeremy Jacob's $5 million donation to Gary Bettman's 2010 re-election campaign for Commissioner. 9. Titanium cups.8. Having Dr. Recchi on call at every stanchion.7. Having closed captioning at the Bell Centre for illerate bruin fans.6. Every glove to be inspected for malfunctions so middle fingers don't 'accidentally' pop up after goals.5. The War Room will be relocated to a city that knows what playoff hockey is.4. As per Bob Barker's request, Don Cherry will be neutered. 3. A bucket will be provided for Claude Julien's tears while complaining about the reffing after all the games.2. The scoreboard will provide a split screen so Bruin "fans" can follow the Celtics, Pats and Red Sox during games.1. PETA will observe the treatment of Lucic, Marchant and Chara to make sure no animals are harmed.
Nice one (well, ten actually) Oman! Ahh, yes. The "glove was stuck" excuse. No fine. Good thing he didn't grab his balls instead I guess.
Buttman is not laughing
I'm gonna rate it +25 oooooooooohm.
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Nicely done Oman. I give thee three of Bob Barker's Price is Right models.
R.I.P. Bob Hoskins
R.I.P. Really liked his body of work.
RIP Rodger Rabbit was my fav
Its official (?)http://www.nhl.com/ice/scores.htm?date=05/01/2014
Holy Fuck Batmann, Thursday is tomorrow.
Yay Philthies lost
Glad Phlithy is out. I feel like they're the only team in the East the Habs definitely couldn't get past. Same story for years now.Minny takes it in OT. Roy is done.Sharks just about done their epic collapse. Do they keep Thorton and Marleau still?
Just fuckin' win!
The 4HF staff is up early for you Maritimers:Fuck 'em allhttp://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2014/05/fuck-em-all-29s-here-for-your-bs-game-1.html