Sep 25, 2015

Pre-season Sexy Friday

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88 comments:

  1. I'm back! *crickets*. Okay, never mind. Everyone have s nice summer? Are we ready to go to the promised land? Fuck yes!

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    1. *looks*, still got tan lines!

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  2. a nice summer. Sheesh, some things never change. 😞

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  3. Nice work, moeman.
    Welcome back, Moey!

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  4. Cube has hung up his skates.

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    1. He'll also be a member of the board of directors of the team's alumni association.

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  5. The Kane rape kit was never a bag, it was a box.

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  6. the Maritimer2:05 PM

    Happy Sexy Friday everyone! Good to see Moey and 29 back after a beautiful summer, which is kind of continuing down here.

    “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”

    G Y F H G!!!!!

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    1. Cool but still nice here.

      the M. does the cooler weather affect your golf score?

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    2. the Maritimer4:20 PM

      Re: golf score---- not as yet. When the temperature gets below 15c or so, the ball won't travel as far when hit, so you have to adjust what club you hit, e.g. a 7 iron normally goes 150 yds so you might have to go to a 6 when it gets cooler. To score really well you need a good short game and make some putts. I played Mon.-Thurs and shot 92,92,88,87. The short game was off and putting was so-so, there were some tough pins to get at and they have started thatching the greens so the putting surface is not smooth. We usually just take an automatic two putt on those.

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    3. Cool info the M., pun slightly intended. 'automatic two putt' should be a nickname.

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  7. Hey its Friday and I got the dirt on the right side today. Hockey, we are going to do some damage just like Sexy Friday does to the old eyeballs

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  8. Nice tribute to Cube.

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  9. Bon vendredi sexxxy mes ami(e)s! And the amies includes Moey yay! Fine work moe

    Man I totally had forgotten the Mike Keane captaincy

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  10. I do not like coming home and turning on the gamer to see les boys down 3-0 in the 1st. Even if it is the pre-season

    What'd I miss?

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  11. Looking closer at the SF pics and that #8 is staring into my soul. I'm mesmerized

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  12. Looking closer at the captains list, I swear I never heard of Sprague Cleghorn, Frankly it sounds made up.

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    1. From wikipedia:

      In a 1923 playoff series, against his former team, the Ottawa Senators (who he had grown to despise), Cleghorn struck Ottawa Senators defenceman Lionel Hitchman in the head with his stick. Later charged with aggravated assault, he was found guilty and fined $50. The incident also enraged Canadiens owner, Leo Dandurand, who suspended him from the roster for the remainder of the playoffs. In a separate incident versus the Senators in 1922, he initiated a brawl during which he injured three players: Eddie Gerard, Frank Nighbor and Cy Denneny. This led to an attempt by the Ottawa management to expel him from the league

      I love this guy! Career criminal!

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      Respected by his teammates and hated by his opponents, Cleghorn frequently used his stick as a weapon and was routinely among his team's leaders in both goals and penalty minutes. He claimed to have been involved in at least 50 incidents during his career in which a player left the ice on a stretcher

      This guy should be an ESPN 30 for 30

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    3. Image what fits Murray and coach Creepy would have ayiyiyi!

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  13. Just saw the 1st period highlights, and I did not realize TFS was in goal. None of them were his fault, but yeesh

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  14. Kassian! Whoever he is!

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  15. I guess they'll switch to Fucale soon, or maybe TFS plays the whole 60.

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  16. Looks like the PP is back to 'normal'

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  17. Wonder if Garbagebutt will face DOP for that hit in the numbers on Johnston.

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  18. Now Dumont taken to the quiet room too after being hit by Desousa. Gregoire went after him for that. Good news Johnston is back now. Desousa gets 5 min major for boarding.

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  19. 3 Mon PP with just over 3 to go.

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  20. TFS pulled, 6 on 4 and they couldn't even set up and they get an EN. Yep, the PP is back to 'normal'.

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    1. the Maritimer10:22 PM

      FIRE THERRIEN!!!!!!!

      Wait, is it too early??????

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  21. You outdid yourself this week Moeman - great ones all 'round...and Elvis! I havent much been following the preseason yet - picked up the highlights on HIO but I never really worry much as there is a lot of "experimenting" going on.

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  22. the Maritimer3:08 PM

    Lots of leaf blowing tonight....

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  23. Pre-season or not, the Habs need to whip their fucking asses tonight.
    GYMFHG!

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    1. Absolutely!!!...And ALWAYS! Go You Fucking Habs GO!

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  24. Mike Condon is expected to play tonight's entire game in Toronto. #Gohabsgo
    He looked pretty good last game.

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  25. Montreal Canadiens general manager Marc Bergevin announced Saturday that 17 players have been reassigned to the St. John’s IceCaps of the American Hockey League.

    The following players have been assigned to St. John’s (* injured player):

    Mac Bennett, Tim Bozon, Connor Crisp, Stefan Fournier, Dalton Thrower, Travis Brown, Edward Pasquale, Nicolas Blanchard, Angelo Miceli, Jamal Watson, Zachary Fucale, Ryan Johnston, Brett Lernout, Mark MacMillan (*), Brandon McNally (*), Markus Eisenschmid (*) et Josiah Didier (*).

    There are still 40 players at camp (24 forwards, 13 defensemen, 3 goaltenders).

    The IceCaps will travel to Newfoundland on September 27 to continue their training camp. They will play three games vs the Toronto Marlies on October 1, 2 and 4.
    Go kick their asses, boys!

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  26. Female Reporters Threatened With Violence For Reporting On Patrick Kane Allegations

    The use of violent language to intimidate DiCaro is emblematic of the “rape culture” on which DiCaro was reporting -- a culture in which victims are treated as the offenders, and assaulters are allowed to slide. DiCaro is herself a victim of rape, as she has written about for The Huffington Post.


    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/julie-dicaro-twitter-threats-patrick-kane_5605b532e4b0af3706dc5210?utm_hp_ref=tw

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  27. Referees: Jean Hebert, Ghislain Hebert
    Wonder if they are brothers? If so there should be a rule against it.

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  28. Anyone notice the 1st penalty of the game, I know it was a Hab but the boxscores aren't showing it at all.

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    1. It was Dietz - interference, updated minutes after the 1st period ended, took them long enough.

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  29. Not the worst period I have ever seen the Habs play - Condon looks good - great movement side to side...fleishman should stay. the PP looked shit again and ddd was there to ensure fuck all happened on it - which is disappointing but sadly not surprising...

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  30. Chip opens the scoring - great feed from ddd

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  31. Maybe they\ll cash this one.

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  32. DDD 'do I shoot or do I pass'? geez

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  33. Aucun tir au but on that PP - and ddd played most of it - so again - disappointing but not surprising

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  34. If Barberio makes the team we shall call him Hanna

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    1. yabba dabba doo

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    2. flintstine thinking Kmax

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  35. 3 on 3 OT tonight, unless there's penalties.

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  36. Fucking Leo the liar dove right into Condon.

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  37. C'mon boys, cash it.

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  38. Really like Condon.

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  39. Reimer hit McCarron with his stick - fuck you.

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  40. Jesus Christ! How many fucking times are they going to try to injur Condon??

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  41. So, it ends 1-0 after 3 for the Habs but still goes to OT, is it a victory for the Habs if the leaf tie it or not?

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  42. Gardiner holds CHip's stick, not call.

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  43. Officially, it's 1-0 Habs.
    Congratulations, the Condom didn't fail.

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    1. the Maritimer6:37 AM

      Heh, heh, good one juce. He's made of good rubber.

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  44. I left after the 2nd - and I don't care how many rookies both teams dressed last night - any time a Habs leaf games finishes in a shut out to the Habs I am a happy Hans fan!!

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  45. the Maritimer6:42 AM

    So, the Habs have a fleshman, some Jizz and a condom on the team. Sounds like a cheap porn movie to me.

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    1. ack we need to call one of the new guy pornstash

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    2. the Maritimer6:32 PM

      WE need Parros back. He had a great pornstache.

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  46. Tomorrow's lineup in QC and who's been sent down.
    Holloway, Thomas, Dumont and Ellis must clear NHL waivers.

    http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/blogpost.htm?id=41509

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  47. I am surprised that McCarron is gone...I liked his game. Maybe a first recall sitiuation...

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    1. I thought so too.

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    2. only one rookie makes the team, Hudun

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    3. Condom might push Tokarski out.

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  48. the Maritimer10:14 PM

    Supermoon eclipse is pretty cool, pretty much completely in shadow at this moment.

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    1. Perfect view from the front porch last night. Won't happen for another 18 years. There's got to be at least 5-6 Stanleys by the time 2033 arrives. Maybe a couple of numbers to the rafters.

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    2. the Maritimer7:23 AM

      Hope we're still around to see it.... and the other stuff you mentioned. :-)

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  49. Angelo Miceli signed to the Ice Caps on a 2-way

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    1. Do we really need another 5.10 Centerman? I don't know anything about him but I'm guessing not...

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  50. Gonchar in the lineup tonight.

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    1. Does he still play for the Habs? I thought he retired??

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    2. He's on a PTO with the flightless birds.

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  51. They messed up the headline over at nhl.com
    It reads "Senators aim to pick up where historic rally left off".

    It should read "Senators look to rebound after being Hamburgled by wrists of Stone"

    I think i hate the turds more than the wretched leaf. The leaf are just a sad effing franchise.

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    1. As pathetic as the leaf are, the simple fact that the SFU crams them down our hockey gullets keeps my hate level way up. The sens are a nuisance.

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  52. Anonymous1:30 PM

    How long before MT does something that makes every Hab fan lose their stuff

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  53. Ice on Mars. Send the leaf to play the Martians.

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