Oct 24, 2016

CHeers CoaCH ~ Game 6 Phuckers

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 a theM pic from his hometown hockey Hab sighting
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98 comments:

  1. Go You Fucking Habs Go! Did I mention that my new boss over here is a fucking phlyer fan - he's American from somewhere between Boston and philly...so a win tonight would be good...

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  2. Pucktards Go you Fucking Habs Go! Watch for CHe on the point PP.

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  3. the Maritimer12:53 PM

    The philthy phuckers!! It's been too long!

    What an intense TWD last night! And I'm not talking about the actual victims of Negan's brutality. Crazy!

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    1. They really fooled me with the double killing

      I'm still getting tired of it though

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    2. No one gets tired of the Zombie apocolypse because its the pysh ops of the CIA. If your getting tired you will be targeted for knowing too much. My complaint about both TWD and FTWD is the pace is glacial most of the time. They should have cut off Carls arm. In the words of Trump pussy. Grap that audience by the crotch and dont let go. Breaking Rick was not breaking bad. Neegan should know its the Zombie apocolplse and people go postal with out much motivation and he has just given Rick a full course of Tony Robbins how to win with Zombies. I for one was motivated to use Lucille on Neegan with predjuicide, we can only comment with CIA approved terms or were flagged so sorry for that. IMHO this is a new start for TWD one where we have a genuine bad guy. Sorta like the rebirth democracy in Canada. Fuck the TPP can I say that in Hockey, its like Chara has Sara Diamond chained to him and you have bolt cutters.

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    3. the Maritimer2:59 PM

      There were very strong rumours all summer that there would be two main characters taken out. As it turns out, there really was ONE main character, the other was a newer person without as strong a connection to the main group and was destined to die anyhow. He just cashed in with different circumstances.

      I too, am getting weary, I find 5-6 seasons is usually my limit on any show, even a Star Trek one.

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    4. the Maritimer3:09 PM

      Hey Steve, excellent analogy, I'll bet next week's episode will be fucking lame. King Ezekial and his digital pet tiger will be the big suck my balls moment.

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  4. Die phucktards die!!!!

    GYFHG

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  5. Enjoy these Power Ranking while you can:

    http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/17872921/nhl-power-rankings-montreal-canadiens-montreal-canadiens-cruising-edmonton-oilers-tampa-bay-lightning-hot-their-heels

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    1. the Maritimer3:04 PM

      Meh, it's only October. They were racing down the tracks last year this time when the wheels came off. Don't show too much enthusiasm yet, still lots of time for a few key injuries and the lamebrain coach to hit the panic button on his blender. I wonder who would be the scapegoat this year?

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    2. Exactly! Thus the "while you can"

      The crashing to Earth will happen soon I swear it

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  6. So I wrote a bunch of shite for tonights game and all that...but blogspot decided I wasn't connected. Stupid ass robot website.

    The only thing I can say now is : Ragout on the PP, about time.

    And (don't kill me) Samuel Adams Lager is good stuff. Although, if you can get your hands on a Reserve 17 from Unibroue, DO IT.

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    1. Sam Adams makes quality beers. The Rebel IPA is delish

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    2. Agreed. Decent beer.

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  7. Cant see the forest for the trees parinod hockey editon. We are winning, with a faceoff failure, a guy who plays in 110 degrees who needs a turtleneck and the guy who falls down more than Chevy Chase
    doing Gerald Ford. A hockey team is just that, maybe we have one. Not to be contervesial but PFK did not play that way looking in retrospect. BBQ is bad on the stats but all Charlie Sheen on the winning sides. Tiger blood piss and vingear a recipe for a parade. I am in on the planning committe
    and we will have tricoolur Rolls dropheads complete with a breeze.

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  8. Bring on the Phuckers! After last year I'm saving my excitement for April when we're officially in the playoffs.

    Jacques Demers is back home, bless him.

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    1. One game at a time.

      Making a Kumato and fresh mozzarella salad.

      These tomatoes are amazing; http://www.kumato.com/en/Pages/Faq.aspx

      Splash of Cab.

      Bridge Mixture!

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    2. Bridge Mixture was my mum's favorite! Haven't heard of that in years.

      CHili with garlic bread and a Shiraz. Kumato?! Hmmm, I'll check it out.

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    3. Hey! Are you calling me old?!

      Greenhouse Kumatoes are on sale at Metro. Crazy price, 2x 5per pkg $3.88

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    4. Of course not! I just had forgotten about them, they are quite yummy actually!

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    5. I love em and I've never played Bridge!

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    6. Bridge mixture is delish

      But having played bridge throughout university and beyond, I never saw the connection

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    7. and Kumato toms are awesome, have them regularly

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  9. First re: TWD I'll keep watching it as long as they produce it, but the problem with this episode (like many eps the past 2 seasons) is they dragged out the outcome way too fucking long and in the end nothing happened. We KNEW somebody or 2 was getting brained so just fucking tell it and move along. I read a comment somewhere that a much better solution would have to have the final scene last season having Abraham biting it and fade to black and THEN shock us with the Glen thing this year. Whatever. They say it's like resetting for a new direction so we'll see. I still don't know why the fuck they don't head north. Zombies would suck at winter.

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    1. 'have the final scene last season having Abraham biting it and fade to black and THEN shock us with the Glen thing this year. Whatever. They say it's like resetting for a new direction so we'll see.'

      Sounds like last years to this years Habs. mt2 should've bitten it. The black faded. Reset. New direction. Winter better not suck.

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    2. That would have been awesome if eMTy was canned and uttered the same words that Abraham spit out before the final blow...'suck...my...nuts'. I would gain a whole new respect for him.

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    3. I'm not a TWDer but that was FHFucking funny!

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  10. So I thought I'd tune into TSN's That's Hockey pre-game. Haven't watched that in many moons. Only 1 other game tonight should be good Habs coverage. Nope. Nil. It's now 23 minutes past the hour and haven't heard that they're even playing. However there was a full 5 minute segment on 'good pairs' or something to that effect, which was actually the Blob and Geno and somebody talking about the greatness of the next Gretzky/Kurri combo of Matthews/Marner. Or was it Nylander? I don't know i zoned out, all i know is I clocked it and it was a full 5 minutes of a 22 minute show. BTW they then briefly moved on to talking about Stamkos coming to tronna tomorrow night after shunning their leaf. Fuck they're pathetic. Oh they also showed PK being over the top PK at the Titans pre-game (maybe?) not sure when it was but at the football game or practice or something.

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    1. They don't give a shit!

      TDGAS!

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  11. GYFHG!!! DIE PHUCKTARDS DIE!!!!

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  12. After a weekend of debauchery (I reunited with 5 university friends in a Big Chill-like weekend in the country) I am not hungry, just having some veggies and dip.

    But I'm drinking rye. Even though I'm still hungover

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    1. Hair of the dog. You'll feel better soon!

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  13. Who the F is this bald anthem singer? Where are the talents of last year?

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    1. Reminds me of Mike from B Bad / Better Call Saul

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    2. He's no Sara...or Mike.

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    3. There is no other Sara.

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  14. I wonder why SN hired a 12 year old named Bukake to be the in-arena guy for Habs games?

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    1. Kid has weird hair. Must be a millennial thing. Bet he has no clue what Bridge Mixture is.

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    2. I'm a chocolate-aholic, but never cared for Bridge Mixture. My mom was a big fan.

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  15. Anytime I see Ron Hextall, I think of Chris Chelios.

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  16. If you missed it, Spy is (somewhat) back: http://www.esquire.com/spy/

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    1. Shot so had it shattered the Phuckers stick.

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  18. CHé is on fucking fire!

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  19. the Maritimer8:51 PM

    GET OFF THE ICE YOU LITTLE TWERP!!!!

    FUCKING EMTY

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  20. Cripes turtlePleXXXe!

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  21. the Maritimer9:34 PM

    Looks like they are playing not to lose instead of trying to win.

    Fucking emty hockey.

    Philthy is taking this tonight.

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  22. And as a Pats fan, this is difficult, but Go Broncos! I'm in an NFL 'Loser Pool' where you need to pick a team to lose each week. I picked the Texans this week. 2 Strikes and you're out. If Houston loses I'll be one of only 2 remaining with no strikes and 25 others have 1 strike. The other 30 are out. On the other hand, if Houston wins, there will be 10 teams getting their 2nd strike, leaving 17 with one strike.

    Anyway, just waiting for Radulov to score. Pretty sure he has one in him tonight.

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  23. the Maritimer9:45 PM

    How do you like all these icings? Fucking awesome emty you fucking clown.

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    1. Dull. Football game is pretty good.

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  24. CK is a genius!!!

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  25. I think it was kidG looked like the puck redirected...even if I called a CHe goal 10 minutes ago!

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    1. Close enough for a cigar.

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  26. The first star reaction is going to be FHFucking wild!

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    1. He already has Kovalevian popularity.

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    2. We love pure talent mixed with passion. I had no idea what to expect with CHé but he has been the best player, so far, these first few games. Good on him.

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    3. He just needs to be careful not to show TOO MUCH passion...he could find himself blacklisted.

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    4. CHé has once whacked a coach. Just make sure CK ducks.

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  27. CHé we should have gone long term. I cant change avatars every year for fucks sake.

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  28. Phuck off Phucktards! Good stuff.

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  29. Hire Carbonneau or Yannick Perreault for face-offs.

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  30. Love how CHé calls TFS™ 'Corey'.

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  31. I caught the first period then had to sleep. Wasnt sure this was going to be one they won but...yeah baby! Habs keep winning - I am happy!

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  32. the Maritimer8:12 AM

    I am still fearing the collapse.

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    1. After what happened last year we all have that right and I am with you. I have kept my thoughts mostly to myself for now...

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    2. Fool me once or twice shame on you...fool me 24 or 25 times - shame on me!

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  33. CHé's good at drawing penalties and I don't mean in a Kadri way. I still see opponents are free to take liberties.

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  34. Sara was traded, voice was too strong, coach complained to MB and he said 'ok gone'

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    1. MB decide the Habs needed to get uglier across the board...

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  35. the Maritimer9:10 AM

    Holy Fuck people!!

    The Toronto Sports Network has anointed the Habs Number Fucking One in their power rankings!! ml$e execs are calling for somebody's head this morning. 29 has fainted and moe is in shock.

    I'm still fearing the collapse.

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    1. They also do it in a backhanded away. SFUckers.

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  36. Looks like N8 is not our number two. Before trading away PFK did anyone think about this? Its Trouba or Fowler, both teams are sellers so we should be able to pacakage N8 a prospect and a pick for either.

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    1. Interesting...

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    2. Webilin, is nothing but showcasing our new number two. I see superplexxe, Y and DDD in a package deal, with us retaining salary.

      Fuck me demonted to ECHL, looks like a future leaf.

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    3. the Maritimer2:25 PM

      I had really high hopes for Fuck-all-ee, looks like playing for a stacked Mooseheads team led by Nathan MacKinnon hid a lot of his warts. He was also exposed on a supposedly Memorial Cup worthy Remparts team his last season in junior. Oh well, maybe the scouts found a guy in Charlie Lindgren. Or, maybe it's all Lefevbre's fault trying to play the emty system, ie, let the goalie see lots of rubber and hope for the best.

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    4. Lots of goalies have been written off and now are NHL stars, Bishflop for one. Yep Lindgreen looks all Zep, that should be his nick Zep. As long as we are winning hold tight. But we need either a N2 center or a N2 D to be overwhelming favs for the cup. What is not self evident is that hockey has a clock. Chewing time is just as good as scoring. If you can make the game 30 sec long and you own that time you win the cup.

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  37. A blabs vs. cherry feud would be FHFun.

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    1. When the Jackel is your first line center, there is nothing really to talk about this season.

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  38. Non Hockey comment indulgence
    Is this not really what
    this election is all about
    you got Trump who
    will feel your crotch
    and Hillary who
    never had one

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    1. the Maritimer4:25 PM

      You can always tell when Hillary is about to tell a lie. When she opens her mouth.

      Hard to believe out of the hundreds of millions Americans there are, these are the two best candidates they came up with? Incredible.

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  39. the Maritimer8:32 PM

    Paul Romanuk says this is a "measuring stick" game for Tampa... against the leaf?!? Really?? He sure does love him some Matthews/Marner. I don't remember him being this biased back in the day. Did he get turned into a SFUcker?

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    1. the Maritimer7:40 AM

      Yes.

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    2. OMG did he really say that? Who could he possibly say that other than a SFU? The league must be pleased though playing the leaf means more goals.

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  40. > http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2016/10/tickle-me-this-game-7-isles.html

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