Mar 25, 2017

Rhyming can be FHFun ~ Sens

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    1. I see what you did there!

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  2. the Maritimer12:37 PM

    That must be jelly, 'cause jam doesn't move like that.... *insert smiley face*

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    1. My wife has an ass like J.Lo.
      I mean Jello

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    2. Way too funny!

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  3. the Maritimer12:46 PM

    I'm off to the Sea Dogs game tonight. They beat up Rimouski last night 9-2, I'm hoping for a little closer contest tonight.

    I think I'll record the SFU pre-game show just so I can see how much leaf dick mclame and his panel of idiots are going to suck, it's always amusing at least. So, maybe I'll catch the turd period (see what I did there?)

    Go Habs! Don't embarrass us, OK?

    Oh, I've quit reading all the bullshit cliches Max the company man likes to spout. It's like a fucking record that keeps repeating itself at the same spot, month after month, seemingly for years. Fuck off Max. Don't talk about it Do it.

    And can I just say this Blogger Robot thing is getting more fucking annoying all the time. Fuck off Robot.

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  4. There is no time left to fuck around with line up changes. Keep GCHyk on the wing, MRtinson in the line up, MCM in and just fucking win. Go you fucking Habs go!

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  5. Looks like Thor is out. His Royal Uselessness back in. N8 back in.

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  6. Earth Hour is 8:30 - 9:30pm. I'll turn off my lights, but not the TV.

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  7. Tacos. CHard. Cinnamon cake.

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    1. Pork CHops, brocolli and cinnamon buns with maple icing.

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  8. Brilliant moeman! GHG and let's not massacre any digits, Methotically or not!

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    1. Merci mon ami. theM and lehab's commenté top my stuff tonight.

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    2. Stone returns, so maybe just micro-fractures. Then he can go around throwing punCHes.

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    3. SinM, I see what you did there!

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  9. Vietnamese-Thai inspired tofu-chicken peanut sauce stir-fry. Belle Guelle original

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  10. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  11. video montage is surprisingly balanced
    - mclame says huge leaf turnover, sucks off rookies
    - mclame ‘5 Canadian cities’, like he cares
    - says having micro fracture back is ‘great’ fried man concurs
    - kypresosuck the lunkhead talks about the Habs, like he fucking knows
    - hahahrudey yips along
    - mclame of Ron and don fame of hyping sick VHS tapes calls Habs ‘Jekyll and Hyde’
    - Coach CJv2, always smart comments
    - kypresosuck the lunkhead talks about the turd, like he fucking knows
    - 3x time spent yapping about turd
    - side note; game in VR, we might see some of that DEPth
    … time for their leaf…
    - christine ‘nepotism’ simpleton said something, she’s a leaf fan
    - fried man spews his leaf love, makes up leaf records on the fly
    - side note; funny how the SFU has found all these new ‘records’ and stats
    - kypresosuck compares wee willie to OV, calls him pure and says he will win the Rocket trophy next year
    - side note; the SFU ALWAYS gets excited, ALWAYS
    - hahahrudey jumps on the bandwagon (whopays these wads?) rhetorical
    - mclame sucks along with nepotismgal who is ecstatic
    - mclame sucks bozak
    - hahahrudey sucks reilly (a huge minus player) compares him to Doughty
    - side note; the SFU ALWAYS gets excited, ALWAYS
    - kypreosuck and fried man slag the Sabres, say that leaf are ‘winners’
    - mclame sucks Lou
    - so far 67% of their show is all leaf (see what I did there?)
    three minute commercial
    - why not give the West teams some attention while literally laughing at them
    - the ‘panel’ is flummoxed as they have no idea about Western teams, none
    - funny no mention of all the top teams (including Habs) playing weak vs. Weak teams
    - fried man has a decent comment about Brian Elliott, um, way too obvious Elliotte
    - mclame mentions a leaf hack Jim Ralph, last week he cried for Joe blowmen
    - thick as an oak said something
    Out-tro montage less balanced

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  12. The Habs should hire Eric Lindros as a community ambassador. Never disliked him and appreciate his candour.

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  13. starting line-up: Dish, gCHyuk, McM, Shaw, (Y)

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  14. Great crowd anthem, second to the Canucks

    Ack, bob cold!

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  15. gary gawling is gawling

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  16. My mistake, figured they'd drop bob cold on us.

    gawling can't shut up about the turd.

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  17. Burrows should have had a penalty for sticking gCHyuk.

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  18. Heh, score/ticker tells us the leaf game is on cbc.

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  19. CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT

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  20. gawling is squeezing his turd.

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  21. Thought this was suppose to be the 'national' game. Two Canadian teams fighting for a Division lead. Nope, send your SFUcking cameras to Buffalo you cheap sick fucks.

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  22. gawling hyping, wait for it, Phaneuf.

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  23. Turris holing PleXXXe's arm - no call.

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  24. Good to be up 1-0 but outplayed for long streCHes.

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    1. Yep, but we're leading in FOs.

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  25. MitCH gets hit in the back - no call. Refs are letting the turds get away with shit.

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  26. So the refs are letting them play which I am OK with. Habs need to focus more. Turds are getting too much time to make plays. It's start and a lead is a lead I suppose...go has go! Go you fucking Habs go!

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    1. I'm ok with letting them play but you have to call what's warranted. A high stick is not supposed to be a grey area and the non call for Burrows's high-stick on gCHyuk led up to Shaw and Burrows to fight, things could escalate and get out of hand were the turnds are concerned. What irks me is that later they will likely make a soft call against a Hab to allow the turds a PP.

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  27. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  28. When the playoffs approach and then begin a team needs to rely on some stellar D and some offence from them.

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    1. Bonus is when it is veteran D.

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  29. Stupid penalty n8.

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  30. Now that's a good call! meep meeo!!

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  31. gawling doesn't like the call ...

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  32. Vodkov!!!!!!!!!

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  33. Double shot of Vodkov!

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  34. Habs are firing fucking rockets tonight...BOOM!

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  35. Nice assist by EK.

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  36. How long does it take for a whistle?

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  37. Great fucking save!

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  38. Almost a hattie there.

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  39. 4-2 BUF (for the 'national' audience)

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  40. 944 games, Vodkov has never had a hattie? Well, isn;t there a first time for everything?

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  41. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  42. Might be the best period of the season.

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  43. When does gawling start blaming Sid.

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  44. Methot was operated on at the arena. Local hospital didn't accept Canadian Tire as payment.

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  45. SFU are excited for the turd.

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  46. CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT

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  47. Looks like I'm missing a muCH netter game tonight

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  48. Too muCH passing on that one, I think they were trying to let Vodkov get his hattie.

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  49. Not the worst period u have ever aeen...too many missed chances... go you fucking Habs go!

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  50. Maybe VR means Vodkov Reality.

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  51. SFUOMGSFUOMG! leaf goalie gets fallen on! SFUOMGSFUOMG!

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    1. Before or after they're losing 5-2?

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  52. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  53. Trying out a Captain Morgan's spiced brew - rootbeer. 'Does not contain rum"

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  54. This working evening shifts sucks....I get home for the 3rd at least...and thanks to everyone I get a gist of the game from the great comments. And the pre-game play-by-play by Moe is awesome

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  55. Had the game on delay. Just caught up. How excited was Vodkov after his 2nd as he did the bench fly-by! Awesome for the Grey Goose. Romanuk and Galley are doing their best to will the turds to score some goals though. ..."will now go on the power play ONLY down by 2" says Romanuk just now. Fuck off.

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  56. BTW, nice dive Karlsson.

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  57. High stick my ass.

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  58. ... and the Oscar goes to ...

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  59. It's true. Gawley says that was definitely a penalty. Must be so.

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  60. Open your fucking eyes refs.

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  61. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  62. Just checked out the leaf game during the break (still losing 5-2 btw). The best trade deadline acquisition has 2 assists in 12 games. Good job.

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  63. Ceci hit Leko right in the face with his stick - no call.

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    1. Guess you have to sell it like EK

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  64. Am I the only one that hears that Sens player's name as Bazinga?

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  65. Fucking turd! Hope KidA is ok.

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    1. Looks like it.

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    2. That's at least 3x they do that to KidA, though not as violent.

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  66. CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT

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  67. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  68. gawling squeezing another turd.

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  69. Fuck off Ryan turd (Y) hit you clean and legal.

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  70. SFUHAHASUFHAHASFUHAHA

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  71. Ha SFU goes to the CAL game. Wonder why?!

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  72. Ice won...leaf lose...anothwr perfect Saturday night!

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    1. Nice win...

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    2. You know it! ThX to all tonight!

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    3. Just noticed...i lost an hour during this game...and happy UK mothers day ...

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    4. Happy Mother's Day to all Moms across the pond.

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    5. Ditto. Enjoy your UK Moms.

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  73. Well played game tonight. Still need our scorers to start scoring though. NIGHT ALL.

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  74. the Maritimer10:18 PM

    Greetings FHFriends! My Sea Dogs won 4-1, a much closer game. Future turd Thomas Chabot got 2 goals and 1 assist including a GWG shortie. I may have to turn a blind eye to his antics against the Habs in the future.

    Loved moe's SFU recap, pretty much what I saw, as he says pickin' lots of corn out of leaf shit.

    Just saw Ghetto score a nice goal for the AVs, another smurf abused by Arrogant Fuckface.

    A great hockey night, lots of positive karma to make up for two shit shows this past week.

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  75. CJv2 was asked post-game about (Y) getting an instigator penalty end of game said all they have to do is review the tape and they'll likely change that because for sure he wasn't the instigator.

    Let's see if I got this right. (Y) makes a clean, legal hit on Ryan before the ending horn, Ryan doesn't like it and goes after (Y), Ryan gets 2 for roughing (Y) also gets 2 for roughing (that I understand because 2 players were involved and they often call both of them even if one guy is just defending himself) and an instigator tagged on which was later changed to un-sportsman like conduct. Maybe if that question wasn't asked the 'instigator' would have stayed? Was that CJv2's subliminal way of telling the refs to have another look at their call?

    Did I miss something or does the time (Y) was hung out to dry by the media because he made a clean hit in while defending his zone that other game where the clock was winding down have something to do with this? Since when is it 'un-sportsman' like when you make a hit while there is still time on the clock? Where's the rule that says 'when the clock reads 'x amount of time left it is no longer legal for a player to make a hit' as you would at any other time of the game? Maybe they should have another rule that says 'a player may no longer try to make plays to try to get the puck in the O-zone and score with x amount of time left on the clock.' Ryan had the puck, (Y) made a clean hit and that should be it.

    http://www.tvasports.ca/2017/03/25/rififi-en-fin-match

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  76. Todd on Vodkov;

    http://montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/nhl/montreal-canadiens/jack-todd-reserve-a-slot-for-markov-in-hall-of-fame

    Is one of FHF's FHFaves lined up for the HHoF? A couple more years and a Stanley Cup and he should be. SFU and biased leaf-centric election committee may have their say but they aren't hockey fans.

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    1. the Maritimer8:51 PM

      Andrei Markov has been the best all around player on the Habs for the last two decades. Sadly, he has never won a championship and is unlikely to. Nevertheless, like other great players who never won (Hawerchuk, Lindos, etc.) he deserves some recognition for his stats and longevity and as someone said, he survived eMTy twice. Hopefully he retires as a Hab.

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  77. Forgot to post this the other day. Once-respected sports columnist and now full-time SFU bruce arthur;

    "This is where people everywhere should cackle in anticipation. Two Canadian teams meeting in the playoffs is a bonfire of barely hidden but generally acceptable hatred, a bubbling cauldron of buried resentment, and nothing generates resentment in this country like the Toronto Maple Leafs, who have been force-fed to the rest of Canada for generations, regardless of how unpleasant the experience was for everybody involved."

    Emphasis mine.

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  78. Great article by Stubbs on Larry Robinson. One of the Canadiens' greatest failures over the past 2 decades was not bringing this great man into the fold.

    https://www.nhl.com/news/larry-robinson-recalls-hall-of-fame-career/c-288082764?tid=282169076

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    1. Nice.

      Word was Big Bird was helping out his kids and DGMB 'couldn't reach him', so he opted for JJD, who was right there washing Bergevin's car.

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    2. +1 Moeman...i have a visual out of Back to the future with JJD as Biff washing Marty's car...

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  79. TWD or the Habs, which franchise will impode first?

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    1. By the look of this season, TWD has a step on the Habs in that category. But they will lure us back with a big 90 minute episode when we finally get to killing some of the bad guys and leave us with another cliffhanger. Habs will make it to the confernece finals, leaving us wanting more and coming back next year for more of the same punishment since that evasive centre position will still be vacant.

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    2. the Maritimer10:48 AM

      Heh. Showrunner Scott Gimple says TWD will be cancelled...in 2030. I still haven't watched the second half of this season although they are on my PVR.

      I binged watched 7 episodes of DC's Legends of Tomorrow yesterday. I'm a sucker for time travel shows, this one is a hokey but fun ride. Rip Hunter, Time Master with his gang of misfits, the Atom, White Canary, Firestorm the Nuclear Man, Citizen Steel, Vixen and Flash rogue Heatwave (Mick Rory) who is the best character. They are trying to stop the bad guys from acquiring the Spear of Destiny, a powerful reality changing artifact. Like I said, hokey but a fun ride meeting up with historical figures from George Washington to J.R.R. Tolkien.

      I don't see the Habs as ECF bound more like one and done. But that's just me keeping my expectations as low as possible.

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    3. I can see them making the ECF.

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  80. OMG! leaf starting goalie out for maybe a game! OMG!

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    1. I'm sure all the leaf autopsy reports that we'll be reading about for 4 months will point to this as the turning point of the season, one which they were heading for glory, but alas that missed game by Freddy...ruined the plan for a trip to the finals. Gretzky and Fraser will share the blame.

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  81. A player called for a hearing actually tells DOPS he was looking for retribution? Must be a first.

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  82. Good articles above, except one sucking SFU. I would love to see Vodkov as a Hab till he retires, he's been very loyal to the organisation and never tested FA.

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  83. ts(fu)n has EDM and CAL ahead of the Habs for playoff success.

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    1. Calm down tsn;

      "Why wasn't Leafs' doctor in Buffalo?"

      "The Reporters: Disaster strikes for Maple Leafs in Buffalo"

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    2. Jesus fucking christ;

      "Andersen the latest Leaf shrouded in injury uncertainty"

      (see what I did there?)

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    3. the Maritimer7:58 PM

      They are fucking idiots but look at all the fun we have ridiculing their leaf devotion and the sheer fucking panic they enjoy inflicting on themselves. Plus, i'm sure it's good click bait for them. Personally, I don't read any leaf stuff anymore. There used to be tons of schadenfreude to enjoy but now it's all just matthews marner marner matthews so fuck them.

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    4. Heh, agree, but this isn't auston mitch stuff yet they go into full panic mode because they think their shit doesn't stinks. Oh, wait. ; )

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  84. I'll be going dark for awhile until i figure out if it's my adapter or the port on my laptop...i fear it's the latter. 10% left. Ciao.

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  85. > http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2017/03/home-improvement-dal.html

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