Sep 29, 2017

Pre-season Sexy Friday

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65 comments:

  1. Comb your hair you big talking man.

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  2. NOAR! RIP Hugh Hefner

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    1. He lived the life.

      Loved Playboy, including the toons and of course the articles.

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    2. I just saw a pic of him a couple of weeks ago surrounded by gorgeous woman. The caption read "when Hef dies nobody will ssy he went to a better place". How true, he lived heaven on earth. Wanted to work at the playboy club downtown when I was young.

      Lovely cat pics moe!

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    3. That blue-eyed lil' wonder must have one sweet owner.

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  3. Great medley!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_T8mRnqCwE

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    1. Notice 2 of the Stray Cats on board.

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  4. Holy fuck Octoberfest. Thats a drindal I can solve

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  5. Bon vendredi sexxxy mes ami(e)s! 16 is my dream girl. ok maybe 14 is too

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  6. Big news from the hockey blogosphere!

    https://sports.yahoo.com/farewell-puck-daddy-readers-162937680.html

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    1. Heh. Do I have to burst the PFUCK OFF balloon pic?

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  7. And from what I hear he is going to join The Athletic - which seems to be where most writers are going all of the sudden...as long as he doesn't start writing for the Montreal edition I don't care - he's a dick

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    1. He gave FHF some good exposure in the early days. But... he's a dick

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    2. He once called me a 'prick' in a Yahoo comment reply (I called him a leaf shill). Yahoo!

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  8. the Maritimer11:31 AM

    Attention! Attention! All Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario fans, there is a cute little comedy called "The Layover" featuring both these young ladies that is worth 88 minutes of your time. That is all.

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  9. In non sexy news. JJCH and Big Mac are riding the tube to Laval. Scheerback seems to be the best Russian we have now. CHar will get his 9 games. Lucy Ling will send big Al packing. JDR is on a huge bubble as we try and figure out which of the 8 forth line centers to keep.

    Claude Giourx rumours are all Ecky. Allegedly he likes to partie.

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    1. the Maritimer1:37 PM

      Most of the stiffs playing for Bergevin's Habs should be playing for Laval. A team built in his image.

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  10. Dont plan the parade, just buy the floats. Mark me, JDR will score 30. gCHuck will be stripperific.
    CHar will win the Norris and the rookie one. Druid, Hart, Richard, Byng and will carry the cup down St Catharines in a Mardi Gras type parade of debauchery.

    Ed note- and we have not even seen the SCHlim

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  11. Its revenge of the Smurfs, Gain was right all along

    Detroit waived behemoth Dman Dylan McIlrath. The Rangers took him 10th overall in 2010 (Tinordi went 22nd that year)

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  12. anyone else Check out Star Trek Disco? So far its like the first Star Trek movie. Full of great effects but missing a similar reason for being. I knew Kirk and Michelle Yeoh is not a Star Fleet Captian, and the number one should have stayed with the Zombies. The freaky science officer not credible. Just wait till black lives matter sees the Klingons.

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    1. So far its OK. I expect Captain Yeoh isn't long for the STU as Jason Isaac's been shown as Captain in trailers. I like Norm MacDonald as the blob...oh wait that's The Orville, which I will also give an OK rating to because I'll watch pretty much anything sci-fi.

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    2. the Maritimer10:18 PM

      Gene Roddenberry would not be cool with Star Fleet going to war in the first two episodes. Star Trek is supposed to be about meeting new civilizations, not fighting Klingons at the drop of a hat. And why are there so many rogue admirals in Star Fleet? No wonder there are so many battles.

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    3. the whole thing was "illogical"

      Two things I never got to do in Vegas. Drive a race car and shoot an automatic rifle. Horrific events are now commonplace in the gun culture.

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    4. Like I say, I'll watch anything Star Trek. I even watched Enterprise with the cheesiest theme song in television history. Didn't hurt that it had Jolene Blalock...

      The premise that the Klingon war is derived from what is basically insubordination of this one officer that we're presumably meant to embrace poses difficulties. But I'll await the arrival of Captain Isaacs (whatever his character's name is) and a few more episodes before giving a true rating.

      One thing i've always pondered about sci-fi is why inhabitants of other planets all look alike, so in that sense I was pleased to see that there are at least different shades of Klingons, other than burnt cienna or whatever colour Worf is.

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  13. Thoughts and prayers go out to all affected by the tragic events in Vegas overnight. The world has gone mad!

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  14. R.I.P. to all the victims in Vegas and condolences to their families. WTF is wrong with people??

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  15. R.I.P. Monty Hall.
    I didn't realise how much he raised for CHarities, reports are something like a billion.

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  16. Sympathies to all victims and families of the Vegas massacre. The headlines in US Papers state that 'GUN STOCKS RISE' after mass shooting. Sadly, it's only going to get worse.

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  17. the Maritimer11:51 AM

    I'll watch anything Trek as well. But, they'll never top Kirk and Spock no matter how hard they try. I wish they would stop with the prequel stuff though. They should have went to a time period after Next Gen, DS9 and Voyager. They can't keep retro-fitting how Klingons look.

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    1. I am tired of being milked for my sixites culture with rubber tits.

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  18. Chester1:26 PM

    The View From Nebraske thinks we should all hold hand and sing kumbaya.
    Pretty strange. I always saw him leading the lynch mob.
    You know the lead torch.
    We are going to be fine, and, we will be much better once we get Tavaris signed.

    Go Habs

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  19. Liked Jack Todds' column in the Gazette today. I feel the same way. Too many fan haters who ruin the fun of supporting a sports team.

    Here as well, what used to be fun just isn't
    anymore. Too much negativity spoils it for me.

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  20. I say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and lets not ignore what the terrorists are doing. They are winning this war if you count casualties so ignore mass shooting it just like blow something up real good, some people need to do killin. We cant stop human nature so lets give averone a gun and birth and teach them how to blow away the bad guy, this will surely stop death in its tracks.

    Meanwhile the Stop the silverbacks
    take back humanity
    cause its in
    our stars
    its our destiney
    to be free
    and join
    the citizens
    of the galaxysenile say I did not see a thing.

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  21. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-petty-legendary-rocker-is-dead-at-66/

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    1. Saw him this summer at Bluesfest. An incredible show.

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    2. RIP Tom, a willbury and a beatle at heart. Dont want to live like a refugge cause I am freefailing.

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    3. R.I.P Tom Petty.

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  22. Echoing the above-mentioned sympathies for all Las Vegas victims. We live in a fucked up world.

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  23. RIP Tom Petty. He was only 66! Life is too short boys and girls and you never know when it will all come to an end so I echo Moey's sentiments...and Jack Todd I suppose...lets just all be as positive as we can going forward. Unless you are a politician, keep your politics to yourself...love each other and love the Habs. Go you fucking Habs go!

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  24. the Maritimer8:35 PM

    We need 29 to post a thread involving strippers to liven this place up and lighten the mood. Also, apparently the media got it wrong about Tom Petty, one of my faves, he's still alive.

    Drop the puck already!!

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    1. the Maritimer7:37 AM

      So, Tom Petty eventually passed away, but the goddamn media couldn't wait to get the bad news out there. R.I.P. Tom, you are one of the greats in rock 'n roll history.

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    2. we lost many in the culture wars, mostly to Heroin, but there was always someone to pick up the candle and today, the flame grows closer and closer to extinct.

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  25. Just for a change of pace, I noticed Koivu the Younger signed a 2 year extension. He was drafted 6th overall in 2001. Made me wonder what the Habs did at that draft. Well it turns out, they had the #7 pick and chose (future captain was discussed in his early years!) Mike Komisarek. Oh, whatif!? Whatif the Wild didn't take Mikko and the Habs had 2 Koivus on the team in 2005? Whatif Komisarek was never beat down like a rag doll by the Pretzel? Whatif the Habs' early 2000's penchant for drafting American defencemen wasn't a thing (i'm not sure if really was, but let's pretend). Would coach CJ still be on his first stint as the Habs' coach 12 years later? Would the Habs/Broons rivalry have boiled to the extreme levels it did the past 10 years (before Pretzel left)? Would the Habs have hoisted Lord Stanley's cup once more? All questions that are irrelevant and we'll never have the answer to. But interesting. Not that Mikko is a game changing type of player, but it's the butterfly effect. One doesn't know how one small change will effect events years in the future.

    52 hours to hockey. And the Pats play Thursday night (hope they've decided to field a defence). Hell of a way to officially kick off Autumn!

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    1. I like the Venus butterfly effect. It tells me this year the cup is comming home.

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  26. I agree with the M we need a stripperific TMS to start the season. Its only one more sleep or as gCHuck calls it two strippers till dawn.

    A dance of the seven feathers of fate. First not conner mcdavid just signed a 10 mill a year contract. GM around the league are in the bathroom throwing up. Traves is calling his yacht broker.

    Montreal has abandoned the tradmarked system in favor of the committee. Montreal is now a F35 seeking to penetrate with extreme prejudice and sneak away with the cup. When being locheed martin is your Tony Robbins you have to distort reality. Therefore I predict CHar will not only make the team, he will stick like spider shit to bricks, it may not be the conventional wisdom of siding, but its impossible to remove.

    gCHuck will score 50 goals. The coaching staff will tweek his hockey IQ by telling him the corners and five holes you should think of as vaginas.

    The Druid will be known as the petite bill. Big Al will be traded to Vegas and will wear his gear
    24/7 for protection. Dish will win the Nobel prize for CHemistry.

    At the deadline we go all in and get Claude Girioux for a bag of pucks.

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    1. i think you meant Eichel signed for 10M$

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    2. all your seek five holes

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  27. Two Stippers Till Dawn

    who wants to kickstart this to make a movie
    about two stripper
    who for some reason
    are uncertian about
    the dawn
    before
    a rep
    of striperific
    comes
    and declares
    you will
    be featured
    on many
    granite stages
    and no
    no no
    just dropped
    out
    my
    imagnation
    and my geeeratorsr\\\

    ring full sound
    of emiition
    but noi'
    vudui
    vjdei
    videis
    scame'
    aand thats
    not latin
    you pun,
    ew

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  28. Read a column in today's Gazette, guy says Price is a goalie on a "diminishing" team and then goes on to sing high praises for the leaf and Oilers. Yup, hockey is back.

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    1. The SFU is having a field day/week/month/year slagging the Habs and propping their leaf.

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    2. I hope they all have sophomore slumps. Not that it would stop the constant drooling, nothing ever has no matter how putrid they were.

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  29. the Maritimer2:20 PM

    Despite writing his stuff in a leaf cesspool, Eric Engels has been producing some quality articles about the Habs lately. Finally a little objectivity.

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  30. My other vow this season is to stay focused on the Habs. Fuck the mediots,and all the rest of them. This season I will go to the following places for my Habs fix...4HF (first and foremost), Recrutes.ca,Athletic (Mtl) Hockey Inside/Out and occasionally NHL.com - everyone else can suck Leaf dick all they want - I don't care. Let's all remain positive and make this the place everyone comes to for good Habs news all season long...GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO!

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    1. I try to stay focused and Habs positive but the SFU makes it easy to rip them and their team. They put the FU in SFU.

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  31. Vegas want Hudler, thats our man

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  32. the Maritimer4:24 PM

    Looking forward to seeing the new youngsters, Hudon, Mete and J$DLR in the lineup.

    GO JETS GO!! FU SFU!!

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  33. the Maritimer6:55 PM

    Short career for Thor with the Habs. Welcome Kyle Braun. Who?

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    1. the Maritimer7:02 PM

      Kyle BAUN. Grandson of former leaf Bobby Baun. AHL move.

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  34. Ask and ye shall receive kids!

    https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2017/10/the-stripperriffic-evening-skate-pops.html

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