Live from Pittsburg, its the Habs (1-3-1) vs. PensansSid (4-2-2) and still missing Canadiens killer and RDS favori Letang. Malkin is a game day decision. Squid is in to help the anemic offence (at least in scoring goals). Congrats to HMCSkillsie who is playing his 1000th game. Put him on the PP! TFS™ is still looking for his 100th win and Diazzling his 2nd career goal!
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BR says the Habs need a scare. Bou!
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No need to panic silly, CHumps,
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See you in the comments,
play nice and don't piss in my punCH.
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Don't wanna play nice?
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G Y F H G !
I cant spell her last name either Moeman.
ReplyDeleteChocula here is my game day advice.
Mexicant is on the fourth line and second team PP. A fourth line urologist.
Put Weber with Gill and let Daizling and Gremlin work that Euro magic.
New Line Pizza Lego TiTs (kids dont try this at home)
A little humour, this guy really like to play head games with people, a lot of them had me in stitches.
ReplyDeletehttp://dontevenreply.com/
GYFHG!
Ok now, we all know Hal plays his 1000th, congrats, and let's give it another try for TFS's 100th.
ReplyDeleteSorry for the brutal diagnosis, but I have to say outright that this blog is terrible, I'm sorry. Please shut it down. You're doing a disservice to FHF's memory. Think the discussion board should officially shift over to PK'ISTS and let's turn the page.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate the effort, moeman.
counterpoint: this blog is awesome, don't ever shut down moeman
ReplyDeletemoeman, no, don't listen.
ReplyDeletemoeman, just wait and see, everybody will chime in singing your praise, this blog is stupendous!
ReplyDeleteWho was that?
ReplyDeletePay that no never mind, Keep the blog and the babes coming. This is important. That anon sounds like a Beaner.
@chester, Think you're right, it's that rectal orifice again.
ReplyDeleteBroons suck the big one!
The reason he keeps coming back is 'cause he can't find any intelligence in beantown.
ReplyDeletePLEASE PLEASE don't ever shut down Moeman. Your blog is just fine, you dont have to update everyday, it is the place for live hockey commenting.
ReplyDelete... and T&A
ReplyDeleteI agree with anon (& last 2 comments from Steve & HF29), this is just a portal to other good habs hockey blogs and a place to read good hockey comments.
ReplyDeleteAnd for the guys, T&A.
Not a beaner, but a very devoted habs fan and longtime FHF reader. I keep coming back because I love reading your comments and want to keep the FHF community alive.
ReplyDeleteKeep it coming moeman. Still waiting on ti-cul and matt ftc. Still the best commenting forum available for Habs fans.
ReplyDeleteHow come so many Anon's ?
ReplyDeletesome day I will be an Anon!
ReplyDeleteI've had my panic button out since game three and it's not getting put away anytime soon. Now I'm paranoid that Price is gonna be one of these one good year one bad goaltenders. *sigh*
ReplyDelete@Moey dont even think it!
ReplyDelete@steve,
ReplyDeleteI just see a wee bit of a pattern. What can I say, I'm a nervous nellie.
@Chester all the cool names are taken
ReplyDeletesubstitute "nervous nellie" for FREAKING THE FUCK OUT and im with you Moey
ReplyDeleteUpdated the page 4HFers.
ReplyDelete~ ~ ~
BTW, no problem with people not liking this blog or finding it terrible. Either don't bother visiting or just click through to the comments or some other website. For those that are happy we have a place to share comments, links, tits and asses, you are more than welcome for your kind words of encouragement.
WOOHOO, the Halifax Shipyard pumped out the HCSkillsie on day one of the new $25B! Suck it Quebec City!
ReplyDelete@29,
ReplyDeleteGlad I'm not alone. First year, he was really good, 2nd year sucked donkey's balls, third year awesomeness, currently sucking hamster's balls.
Oops, almost forgot;
ReplyDelete~ juce & iRiRi, the puck is to drop around 7:11ish.
Thank you Moeman.
ReplyDeleteWould have been awesome for Skillsie to have his 1000th at home, imagine the fans at the Bell Center!
ReplyDeleteKeep the blog going! I can't swear as much on Twitter!
ReplyDeleteHappy 1000th, Gill!
Alright, let's give this another shot.
GYFHG!
GYMFHG!
ReplyDeleteGood Gosh Josh.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is not FHF original, and that ship has sailed. So its like saying I wont listen to Gerorge Harrison cause he is not a Beatle. (so much depth to that statement, think about it) Frankly speaking the sum of all parts does not add up to the whole. For me the essence of FHF is stronger here than anywhere else. It stinks FHF. Its very revealing how fragile we are all, when some cocksucking, sorry NTTAWWT, bum fucking, sorry NTTAWWT, Bruin scumbag, TERWT, makes one comment and we all freak out.
ReplyDeleteI loved the FHF and I love what Moeman is doing with the veneration. In my masturbority fantasy, everyone would post under this banner, JT, N31, and PKist, because the four of us are getting spread so fucking thin, especially doing all the research to post at Allen's blog.
Nice Price!
ReplyDeleteOh boy.
ReplyDeleteFUCK.
ReplyDeleteI just pirated in, fuck
ReplyDeleteFuck it right. Why does Cole insist on handing the puck to the opponents?
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, the Mexicant isn't there?
ReplyDeleteWait, he's in, no, now he's out.
ReplyDeleteIs it too soon to say Mexicant
ReplyDelete@Steve
ReplyDeleteFUCKING WELL SAID!
@Steve, referring to your 7:17
ReplyDeleteMy French is bad, but on the Pirate feed they have a running comments, and even I can translate contagious diarihaa.
ReplyDeleteThis pretty much sums up the habs... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjayrv8HSP4
ReplyDeleteand how the fuck am I supposed to know how to do the link thingy anymore?
Does anyone know where they can get chitlens and greens in Montreal? Puraloter a batch to Cole. Its fucking ridiculous.
ReplyDelete@gillis, I'll fix that soon.
ReplyDeletePrice!
Biased Refs, first penalizing Price, (probably cause he's getting his mojo back) now he's yelling at PK for defending his goalie.
ReplyDeleteTFS did his TFS yeah baby
ReplyDeleteWhat absolute bullshit. No call on the free-hand hold on Eller which if reverse would have been called. And now Price slides into his net while he was trying to get back and they call him for delay of game? Absolute CRAP.
ReplyDeleteWhich is how the team is playing right now. They look so slow......Even Darche's "breakaway" was crap. He couldn't score if he tried even less on that one...
Also leaving Real Deal Neal in the slot is just asking for trouble. They did it 3 times already. He scored on one.
ReplyDelete@moeman: I wasn't really serious, I should really just remember how to do it after all these years but an old mind like mine tends to forget a lot
ReplyDeleteGYFHG two periods left
ReplyDeleteHumphh, same old, same old.
ReplyDeleteMore of the same from the Baron of Boredom.
wv = undepoo: what you get when you don't wipe your ass.
WTF is Carbo saying, is that French?
ReplyDeleteAll good gillis. I'll put the html how-to on the front page.
ReplyDeleteGonCHar?
Here's something to wipe with, a little levity to boost morale.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYkjLUMx19I
And that's why Carbo has no job. Just said he would go get Gonchar. DO NOT WANT! Also his knees are just as bad, if not worse...
ReplyDeleteI got it Luongo sucks, so we should suck it up with the Mexicat and Cole cause maybe they will play someday.
ReplyDeleteSo what did I miss...? Don't tell me - that fucking useless twat Cole gave the puck to a pen andd they scored...and TFS was so so - but they are trying hard...GET ON WITH IT - GYMFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteI am already so sick of the fucking leafs and there all star team of losers i want Boston to spank them.
ReplyDelete40mins, you can do it.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
Oh, and Mexicant isn't coming back.
sorry it took me a while to find a decent feed. RDS was really slow and a lot of the others sucked too. Found one on the link Steve gave me last week. Thanks buddy!
ReplyDeletebroons 3 ~ leaf 1, chicken got a, penalty.
ReplyDeleteThe lesson should be take a chance
ReplyDeleteDOUBLE FUCK.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can just tell they're going to get shut out too.
This is way worse than The System because now there is NO system, if that makes any sense.
Dunno if I can take 82 games of standing around. AND FUCK Patches just went to the room.
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx, not sure what link I posted but now this is what I use.
ReplyDeletehttp://habsonlinetv.blogspot.com/
Patches, NO NO
ReplyDeleteGo kill them now YMFHG
Claude Giroux was drafted by the Phucktards 22nd overall in 2006. He has 5 goals already. Montreal drafted David Fisher 20th. Where in the fuck were the Q scouts that day?
ReplyDeleteAs I'm typing Pitt scores again and they are icing an AHL team and making the Habs look bad.
Martin's time is just about up.
I still like this team better than last years team, TFS has showed something this game, so be patient.
ReplyDeleteI have an idea.
ReplyDeleteInstead of throwing waffles, put one on Martin's head. If it balances, he stays. If it falls, he's fired.
The Mexicant is cancer on this team, cut him, cut him now.
ReplyDeleteWho put the Dramamine in the water? The crowd and the Habs are seriously affected by it.
ReplyDeleteLook at Lego's growing confidence, yeah baby,
ReplyDeleteLego broke the net
ReplyDeleteAt this rate, Price may as well go to the red line and shoot on Fleury.
ReplyDeleteNo penalty to Lego for dislodging the net?
ReplyDelete@Maritimer, Giroux, fuck if he could bloom in Philthy just think of it. Send all our prospect to Swiss to find the Miss
ReplyDelete@Steve You gave me this one - http://chanfeed.com/streams/ it is the local feed - Pens commentators are as bad as the leafbc except they don't even pretend to be neutral - which makes sense. Still the feed is good. But thanks for the others - got them bookmarked - never can have too many
ReplyDeleteBTW - I don't see the Habs scoring a goal tonight - bad feeling!
GYFHG!!
PFK has lost his MOJO, and thats not good
ReplyDeleteA PP? Score for fuck sakes!
ReplyDeleteWe needs more Swiss Misters. Trade for Nino Niederreiter!
ReplyDeleteOh Man its like Vietnam out there, feel the suck
ReplyDeleteWow these refs... one nearly assists on a goal, the other blocks Patches and causes a 3-on-1.
ReplyDeleteNite folks my Direwolf is calling.
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteHave fun Steve.
ReplyDeleteThat was an interesting interpretation of boarding.
ReplyDelete@N31, it was bored-ding.
ReplyDeleteTwenty to 2 and I don't see a goal so I'm outta here. Hope I'm wrong...
ReplyDeleteMoeman, wow is right. I'm conjuring up visions of the 2000 - 01 team that I thought had a chance to finish 30th.
ReplyDeleteI miss Koivu and Kovalev. And Souray.
What fucking mess this bunch is. Remember the silver lining in all this bullshit though...a chance to escape "The System".
Injury list for the night:
ReplyDeleteGomez - tried but couldn't return
Patches - returned
Engqvist - nose damage, returned
Eller - something, but returned.
definitely 30th in scoring. Eller looks like the best forward and is not likely to get over 35 points.
ReplyDeleteN31, add Squid, returned but where is he?
ReplyDeleteDo or die time.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!
It's like a train wreck isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI can't look away.
This Saturday is going to be embarrassing. Hope I have some company.
Might be a good night for Price to throw his equipment bag across the room. Disgusting play by this team tonight.
ReplyDeletePlayers sending a message to CHocula?
ReplyDeleteJust received my latest Zen Habits mailing;
ReplyDelete“The Effortless Life: A Concise Manual for Contentment, Mindfulness, & Flow.”
The book was meant to share ways to make life less of a struggle, to help you find contentment in a world where little exists, to instill a bit of mindfulness in an age of distractions.
If you’ve had problems with:
frustration
struggle
distraction
anger
impatience
unhappiness
relationships
goals
work
being present
Maybe they have waffles.
ReplyDeleteWith every passing game, I am reminded of Friedman's 30 Thoughts where he basically said the if you suck in October, it's too much of an uphill battle to make the playoffs afterwards.
ReplyDeleteSomething needs to change. And fast.
Cole is as useless as tits on a bull.
ReplyDeleteGood news though: got my Tea Party tickets in the mail today :D Haven't seen them or a concert in general since they broke up.
ReplyDeleteYa!Ku!Pov!
ReplyDeleteThat should have been a penalty shot.
ReplyDeleteSorry, N31, Timmins will find some stiff in Minnesota.
ReplyDeleteHow many more games of this kind of suckage till JM gets the axe?
ReplyDeleteI'm fed up of blaming it on injuries. If the Pens can keep going without Crosby, Malkin, etc...
Pretty crap for Gill's 1000th...
ReplyDeleteIt would seem the refs definitely want Chocula gone.
ReplyDeleteComebacKirk?!
ReplyDeleteMarc Denis kissing McFleury's ass. Ohhhh he's on top of his game. Ooooh look at these saves. Wooooo. Look how there's no one in front of him.
ReplyDeleteGIO.
ReplyDeleteNot worthy of an exclamation point though.
TSN commentariat wanted fleury to lose shutout?
ReplyDeleteToo little.
ReplyDeleteToo late
Not a comment on Gio's height.
Man, this team stinks. But Cole is Limburger stinky. A couple of name options for him:
ReplyDelete1. The Lump
2. E. Cole Aye Aye Aye!!
Gotta surf over to check out the 2012 top 5 draftees.
LD
WTF did Darche do to justify two shifts on Habs
ReplyDeletelast PP? Does Chocula want to be fired?
YAKUPOV! YAKUPOV! YAKUPOV!
ReplyDeleteOh well, we know the leaf suck, but here's hoping they suck more on Sat.
ReplyDeletePanic button on level 4.
ReplyDeleteMoey, drink!
ReplyDeleteActually it's probably more Namestnikov than Yakupov, but his name is too hard to say. At least he's a center.
ReplyDelete@moe,
ReplyDeleteI'm doing that in full force right now.
Pricey was good tonight, thank God. He still has me worried though. I want more than anything for him to be the next Roy. This team is killing me. *pours a double*
@Moey, CHeers.
ReplyDeleteI'm not in panic mode just yet but they need to find some heart and energy. TFS™'ll be OK. No need for a 180 but might have to look back to go forward.
To quote actual intelligent comments from Carbo and BB: thank god for Price or it would have been 5-0 early.
ReplyDeleteI disagree, I think it's panic time. well, not panic time. Realizing this is not a playoff team as is time. Keep this up for a few weeks and might mean the end of the count. I see the Admirals are unbeaten so far.
ReplyDeleteWho knows what November will bring though with the return of Vodkov, Spacecakes and Cannoli.
Hahaha! Perfect.
ReplyDeleteSome WT(re)F thing got me on Twitter when I blasted that asshole call on Price.
Nice find N31.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't continue watching, it hurts.
ReplyDeleteThe only possible consolation is maybe CHocula will be gone. As many feared our worst off season loss was Kirk is work *SIGH*.
TFS needs to post a shutout and steal us a win and maybe we get our Mojo back.
No worries on Price, he just needs something better than that sorry excuse for a D unit that he has playing in front of him.
It looks like the whole team has the flu everybody looks shit, OK not Patches but when Tits is giving you one of the best and most consistent efforts on the team game in and game out you know you're in PHucken trouble.
CHrist! PHuck!
So is anyone gonna be at Hurley's Saturday?
Don't wanna drive all the PHuck of the way into town to cry in my beer all alone.
PHUCK! PHUCK! PHUCK!
Fugly.
ReplyDeleteI play hockey Saturday until 1030 but if there's something going on I might come to H's around 11 or a little later...