Last night it CHanged a bit due to circumstances.
What do GM & JM pull out of their asses tonight ?
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Our InGlorieux Basterds will be playing some Puck Fiction on Long Island tonight, hopefully not sucking eaCH others cocks along the way? Mr. Budi Call gets the nod in net (vs. Nabokov), giving Mr. FranCHise a bit of a break after his shutout win at home (hey tsn, go fuck yourselves for mentioning the unspoken word with less than 3 minutes to play, fucking phlegmiller). Habs are 7-2-1 in they last 10. The System™ in action or just plain luck? meh, just go medieval on their 4-8-3 NYI asses. Puck. Drops! at 7h00pm-ish. Previews from RDS, TSN, NHL, PUKE.
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Foxy film foxes.
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BAMF!
One of the fucking funniest hockey
coaching clinics you'll ever see.
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Win this one for Eddy. R.I.P. Mr. PalCHak.
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G Y F H G !
Long live the new System!
ReplyDeleteThat Chelly / Jules thing is the funniest hockey vid ever. Never saw it before. wow.
ReplyDeleteThere was only one equipment manager's name in all of sports I ever knew. Getting smokes for the Flower was certainly a full-time job in and of itself. RIP Eddy.
moeman, that Samuel Jackson video is hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
@29 / juce, yeah its fucking great. Chelios ain't half bad either as a straight man.
ReplyDeleteThe system is dead, long live the system.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
Breaking news.
ReplyDeleteNo charges will be laid against the shaved gorilla for almost killing Patches.
ps Pam Grier in her prime. yowza
ReplyDelete"sucking each others....." *projectile vomit* Eeeeeewwwwwwwwww. Oops, sorry kitty cats, it'll wash off.
ReplyDeleteFuck, my eyes are all watery and my contact lenses fell out.
Anyhoo, do we win again tonight?
@Moey, blame Mr. n. for that image.
ReplyDeleteBTW, don't cats lick themselves clean?
@moe,
ReplyDeleteYeah they do but they draw the line at licking it off the carpet. Crap.
@Moey, get a dog (and name it Mr. n.).
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ReplyDeleteGo Preds!
ReplyDeleteI am bummed about Eddie. His red jacket should be in the rafters! RIP Eddie!
ReplyDeleteNow GYFHG!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
Made it home just in time!
ReplyDeleteGo System! GYFHG!!!
Go Blue Jackets!
ReplyDeleteLet's do it!
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG
I should point out in my love of Ms Grier I neglected to say Salma's looking fine too
ReplyDeleteok let's get this over with. TRAP GAME ALERT
Wild clip!
ReplyDeleteOK now what are all these aspersions being cast upon the good name of the Mr. n family?
Did I quote a good line from a cool movie...sure I did! Was this quote more than just a colorful metaphor of don't count your chickens before their hatched....sure it was! Did it literally imply a male homosexual act who's mental image is repulsive to Moey (only 15 year old scotch for you when you come over)and possibly others...hope so! NTTAWWT!
In the words of Drexl in True Romance (yes I'm winking at you Patricia)"Mr. n musta thought it was white boy day".
Hey Eddy thanks for eliminating the Gretzky led Kings and being instrumental in our last cup victory, you were the very best ever in NHL history!!
....and there are no others above Salma!
ReplyDeleteStay out of the box tonight.
ReplyDeleteif you shoot the puck into the corner during the PP, you are peeing in my ear
ReplyDeleteyour turn! Almost had a shorty.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I made Mr. n.'s white boy day.
ReplyDeletePam, Patricia, Salma, Bridget, all Quentin Quties and then some.
that was a loud fucking PING
ReplyDeleteFun to see Marc Denis get moist over some new pads.
ReplyDeletemexicant forgot what team he plays for.
ReplyDeleteBuddah been burning that comfort insense
ReplyDelete@29, even heard it at the way at the Bell Center.
ReplyDeleteNot even half way through the 1st and already we've seen Gomez on the 4 on 4, and Plexxe on the PP - WTF!!! Please! Someone stab him in the cock - JM that is!
ReplyDeleteThink it's gonna be a long night!
uh oh, refs in a huddle
ReplyDeletepenalty shot
ReplyDeleteWhy don't we ever see penalty shots? Cole should of had one.
ReplyDeleteOuch. brian burke just winced.
ReplyDeleteto many vodka
ReplyDeleteShit, that puck knocked out the goalie!
ReplyDeleteToo bad it wasn't Thomas.
almost as loud a PING
ReplyDeletea PP that had dry depends
ReplyDeleteSo who has scored all the goals for the Habs this year...Cammi? Gomez? Gionta? SO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY PLAY 1.35 OF THE POWERPLAY??!!! Martin has not got a fuckin' clue. AAnd Plexxe remains planted on the Blueline! Fuck me I'm gonna puke...
ReplyDeleteAt least they aren't KutCHering.
ReplyDeleteKill a 'popular' TV show. Lose your still hot wife. Twit yourself silly.
Kmaxx, watch out for the cats.
ReplyDeleteMoey's cat shoots harder than that!
ReplyDeleteSometimes Pierre Houde makes up as much shit as bob cold.
ReplyDeletethis game is fucking boring
ReplyDeleteBudi Call has ben solid. The System™, not so much.
ReplyDelete@moeman - Budi Call is giving up some huge rebounds. He's playing solid but a couple of times he let them bounce back out to the blueline almost. A bit scary for the young'uns I'd think.
ReplyDelete@Steve - Martin is killing hockey in general and the Habs specifically. If ever there was a call for you to invoke "stab in the cock" emergency measures it is for Jacques Martin - and soon.
One last question...does anyone in the press - I mean at press conferences - stand up and ask Martin "WTF - Plexxe on the PP? How's that working out for ya?" Does anyone call him out to his face in the press in Mtl. or are the bloggers the only ones who think playing the combo of Gio/Mex/Squid/Plexxe on the pp is well past its sell by date?
@Kmaxxi, new pads for Budi might be the reason.
ReplyDeleteheh, RDS says BJs jeff carter has asked for a trade. e3, e2, e1, eklund makes him a leaf in 3, 2, 1.
ReplyDeleteCan we take Carter and send Gomer to the BJ's?
ReplyDeleteMaybe FedEx'll ship him.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlv02a0-xQk
OuCH.
Cool vid moe.
ReplyDeleteCrap, put in Pricey & let's salvage this game.
They're getting shut out, aren't they?
ReplyDelete@iriri - that's what I'm seeing. They got nuthin' They are dumping and kinda chasing. some of them are skating but not enough of them. Usual suspects on both sides of that equation...
ReplyDelete@kmaxx - They look like last night's Hurricanes.
ReplyDeleteUgh.
Well if we can't beat the Islanders Saturday night should be fun.
ReplyDeleteBetCHa CHocula blames the kids.
ReplyDeleteUGGGLEEE
ReplyDeleteThe 2nd period is barely half over.
ReplyDeleteCat Cora!
Someone needs to tie Budi Call to the posts. Better yet, tie him up and throw him in Panger's trunk. Too soon?
ReplyDeleteThen again, he's not the only who's been bad tonight.
gonna watch a movie, PHuck this shit
ReplyDeletePatCHes!
ReplyDeleteHOORAY NO SHUTOUT!!!!!!!1!!! PatCHes<3
ReplyDeleteColé!
ReplyDeleteColé!!!
ReplyDelete4-2 Fuck.
ReplyDelete*throws remote at TV*
ReplyDeletepoutine boudaille to da shower please
ReplyDeleteCarey! Carey! Carey!
ReplyDeleteThey are still playing really soft in their own end. And the D is so young that shit like that will continue if they insist on turning over the puck so much. The digging by Patches/Cole/DD/Eller/Moen etc. was inspired and things were looking up...until they fucked around in their own end and PFK missed a check in front of Budi...I'm not getting sucked into this yet...might give it 5 minutes into the third but it is a school night after all...
ReplyDeleteThis calls for a very large SoCo and Ice...and I can't stop laughing at Carbo - sucha porn star.
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx, maybe Carbo moonlights.
ReplyDeleteNow wake the fuck up and GO HABS GO FFF!!
ReplyDelete@juce,
ReplyDeleteCarbo was a hound dog back in the day.
Moey's cat shoots harder than that!
ReplyDelete@moey, I remember.
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx,
ReplyDeleteThey would do much better on D, Siamese guarded the Royal temples in Siam. When we're on vacation my oldest one attacks my neighbour every time she comes in to feed him.
SoCo's gone down faster than gomez passes the puck to the opposition...don't see this happening - hope I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure I won't be.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't handle another PP with Plexxe so I must sleep.
Moey - I love your cat!
Moeman - you are always a star for this lopen thread...even if everyone has fucked off for the night!
A prochain!
@juce,
ReplyDeleteThe perils of living in the West Island :)
Thnxx Kmaxx, here for the 4hfun (and Moey's cats!)
ReplyDeleteGio!
ReplyDelete4-3
Hope springs eternal! C'mon just one more and then OT.
ReplyDeleteWell that sucked, making it hard to get it up for a Sexy Friday. I'll sleep on it.
ReplyDeleteThis is why you don't bench a goalie after a shutout. Could have had at least a point. Later, FHFriends...
ReplyDeleteI get why they gave Price a rest. He has the Rangers and then the Bruins. But shit, we really need every point we can get.
ReplyDeletemoe,
Don't fret, it can happen while you sleep.
To quote TSN, Shit.
ReplyDeleteThx for the heads up Moey.
ReplyDeleteWell, Patches got a star.
ReplyDeleteCBJ & Boston tied at 1 going into OT.
ReplyDeleteGo Wisnewski!
WTF? Gill 'hospitalized with ailment'. Gte well really big guy.
ReplyDeletemoe,
ReplyDeleteYour play on words cracks me up. I heard about Gill earlier, must be a bad flu. Most likely he's dehydrated to the point of needing IV.
Meh.
ReplyDeleteBoo Die was terrrrible tonight.
the sky is falling
I ♥ ya Moey.
ReplyDeleteHeh.
ReplyDeletegillis never disappoints.
@gillis,
ReplyDeleteThe sky's been falling since 1993. You should be used to it by now.
Good night all.
I heard on 6:00 news, Gill spent the day at the hospital, but wasn't clear if that meant he left already.
ReplyDeleteFucking goons 2-1 in the shoot-out.
ReplyDeleteRar.
ReplyDeleteSexy post is 'up'.
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