Item on the news the other day about proof that another animal uses 'tools'. This time a bear was in a lake and using a stone to wash his face. They show a few other examples of animals and tools and then were in a lab where a someone held an ipad to a caged monkey and asked him 'where's the mango?' and the monkey reached through the bars and touched the mango (amongst other pics) on the ipad. I've never held or touched an ipad. Now there's that beautiful little kitty on a laptop - I'm calling the media.
I am not good at this tanking thing. I still want them to win. Despite my cynicism, I root for them all the way. And I want the boys en bleu to be the leaf on the last night of the season to put those pompous asses in last. That way those CotU mediots (tm moeman) will have to atone for their mockery of the Habs all year while pretending that disaster was a playoff team (a boy can dream).
Hmmm...let me see here for a sec...Patches is a nominee for the Masterton, Kantberle is out having a baby, Gomez is out with a sore head...I smell a winning streak!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
"Make Beliefs: Elsewhere, just in case anyone was suffering withdrawal, TSN dutifully produced a report on the Toronto goaltending on Monday for SportsCentre. Apparently Jonas Gustavsson still likes playing in Toronto! And James Reimer took a shot in the chest during practice. But James Duthie’s panel during the doubleheader restrained itself from staging a Leafapaloser episode. You may now move about the nation."
"“The bigger issue is a weakness in CBC's national game selection,” Melnyk told us Tuesday. “Typically, someone thinks they are such geniuses by overweighting on Toronto national games. And if they miss the playoffs, there is not enough game and player stories on the teams that do get in to help build a national audience - then what?
“That's when the fun finger-pointing starts - only to be a fly on the wall...”"
Way to go Mr. Melnyk, tell it like it is. What an epic crash and burn by the mighty leaf. First over all in November and fuckin' near last overall by the end of March. You can't buy entertainment like that. I'd almost sacrifice the 3rd pick to finish ahead of those twits. Maybe Montreal can trade up with Edmonton at the draft. Oh, can't wait for all the Rick Nash to Toronto rumours to start in June as well.
Although I wish no harm to Senor Gomez, I hope he has played his last game in a Montreal Canadiens sweater. I hate that he wears #11, he couldn't carry Saku's jock strap. Plus he is an enormous waste of cap space. The Canadiens just became better by subtraction. Haley Wickenheiser would contribute more to the team's fortunes.
I'm actually watching the Price is Right, but it's a french Quebec version and the MC is Michel Lacroix - you know him: "accueiullez nos Canadiens" They've got models and same set.
If I was an NHL coach I would institute a team rule - "Any period that you don't get at least 10 shots on goal gets you a $20,000 fine split between all the players. These guys make tons so it's not gonna kill them - but they will take notice! (And hopefully more shots!)
Season ain't over, the leaf will suck, blow and shit their way to the worst Canadian team of the season, year, decade, post-lockout, post original six, half-century, century, all-time.
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ReplyDeleteMax Pacioretty is a candidate for the Bill Masterton Trophy
ReplyDeletehttp://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=621861
In the Gazette.
Deletehttp://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Masterton+hopeful+Pacioretty+shows+claws/6297055/story.html
GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteItem on the news the other day about proof that another animal uses 'tools'. This time a bear was in a lake and using a stone to wash his face. They show a few other examples of animals and tools and then were in a lab where a someone held an ipad to a caged monkey and asked him 'where's the mango?' and the monkey reached through the bars and touched the mango (amongst other pics) on the ipad. I've never held or touched an ipad. Now there's that beautiful little kitty on a laptop - I'm calling the media.
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DeleteI gotta get an ipad.
DeleteI am not good at this tanking thing. I still want them to win. Despite my cynicism, I root for them all the way. And I want the boys en bleu to be the leaf on the last night of the season to put those pompous asses in last. That way those CotU mediots (tm moeman) will have to atone for their mockery of the Habs all year while pretending that disaster was a playoff team (a boy can dream).
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Call me a romantic.
With you all the way.
DeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
Oh god,
ReplyDelete"boys en bleu to beAT the leaf" NOT "be". Now I have to shower.
Kaberle not on the ice for practice. He'll spend the day with his girlfriend Julia who is expected to give birth to their first child today.
ReplyDeleteProbably why they called up Frederic St Denis.
He must have used a turkey blaster, with his shot no way its natural.
DeleteLOL!! My coffee just came out my nose!! Geezus that was funny!! Lol
DeleteKaberle, Julia, baby.....ugh I cringe at that image.
ReplyDeleteGotta go for a brain cleanse.
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ReplyDeleteBill Hurley is this year's Irishman of the year.
ReplyDeleteGo Avs
ReplyDeleteyep, Scotty has a concussion.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Gomez+sidelined+with+concussion/6299826/story.html
As much as I love seeing the stupid Leaf lose...would rather them not get a higher draft pick then us
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DeleteI have never hurled abuse at a Habs player before, I should feel worse.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...let me see here for a sec...Patches is a nominee for the Masterton, Kantberle is out having a baby, Gomez is out with a sore head...I smell a winning streak!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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DeleteOttawa is going to file a complaint with the league if we do not dress Kaberle or Gomez.
ReplyDeleteSo does tsn cheer for the Senators like they did the sabres? Sick fucks.
ReplyDeleteFirst few paragraphs are fun.
ReplyDelete"Make Beliefs: Elsewhere, just in case anyone was suffering withdrawal, TSN dutifully produced a report on the Toronto goaltending on Monday for SportsCentre. Apparently Jonas Gustavsson still likes playing in Toronto! And James Reimer took a shot in the chest during practice. But James Duthie’s panel during the doubleheader restrained itself from staging a Leafapaloser episode. You may now move about the nation."
Delete"“The bigger issue is a weakness in CBC's national game selection,” Melnyk told us Tuesday. “Typically, someone thinks they are such geniuses by overweighting on Toronto national games. And if they miss the playoffs, there is not enough game and player stories on the teams that do get in to help build a national audience - then what?
Delete“That's when the fun finger-pointing starts - only to be a fly on the wall...”"
Way to go Mr. Melnyk, tell it like it is. What an epic crash and burn by the mighty leaf. First over all in November and fuckin' near last overall by the end of March. You can't buy entertainment like that. I'd almost sacrifice the 3rd pick to finish ahead of those twits. Maybe Montreal can trade up with Edmonton at the draft. Oh, can't wait for all the Rick Nash to Toronto rumours to start in June as well.
DeleteTSN,the media all grew up as Leaf fans, thats the problem.
DeleteWeird thing is the majority of the mediots all picked up the arrogant blue and white disease. Which, IMHO, makes them sick fucks, literally.
DeleteAlthough I wish no harm to Senor Gomez, I hope he has played his last game in a Montreal Canadiens sweater. I hate that he wears #11, he couldn't carry Saku's jock strap. Plus he is an enormous waste of cap space. The Canadiens just became better by subtraction. Haley Wickenheiser would contribute more to the team's fortunes.
ReplyDelete+1
DeleteWhat Hadulf typed.
DeleteI can add its +3
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DeleteIf Gomez has any class he will retire with medical issues.
ReplyDeletehttp://theawesomer.com/motörhead-shiraz/149605/
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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So what'd I miss?
ReplyDeleteOh we're actually playing tonight? Maybe I'll watch for a change! Oh wait, Survivor is on
Just 3 points behind the Laff. CMON YOU FUCKERS!!!!! GYFHG!!!
I take it you want the laff to steal the Habs draft pick? Poor Burkie, I wonder if RogersBell will want to have a chat with him in a month or so?
DeleteScrew draft picks. I just want to see the Laff suck more than our boys
DeleteHi Larry Us;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.talkinwalkin.com/
Bring. It. On.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/13/sarah-palin-challenges-obama-to-debate/
when I saw that I think I laughed for an hour at least. A monkey could out-debate Ms. Palin
Deleteoh man i just realized that might be construed as racist. I WAS NOT COMPARING OBAMA TO A MONKEY, for the record
DeleteShe'll die before they ink the period (.) in the first sentence.
Delete@29, Not until you tried to clarify that statement did I even make such a connection. Now I'm doubled over in laughter.
Deletejuce I didn't even make the connection for 5 minutes, so we're in the same boat
DeleteFunny stuff.
DeleteObama's first move, have Sandra Fluke moderate.
DeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGO VODKOV
and just go away kaberle.
Kitty! That's all for now.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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Baton Rouge sexy ribs commercial on TSN now. mmmm, ribs...
ReplyDeletekablerle should take paternity leave.
ReplyDeleteThe Encyclopedia Brittanica will no longer be available in print.
ReplyDeleteAre you suggesting some of us are getting old?
Delete...random musings...?
DeleteWhen was the last time you used a payphone?
DeleteI was always flipping pages
DeleteI'm actually watching the Price is Right, but it's a french Quebec version and the MC is Michel Lacroix - you know him: "accueiullez nos Canadiens"
ReplyDeleteThey've got models and same set.
I use to like that yodelling game.
DeleteThey played it.
DeleteTFS in the nets tonight!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGO VODKOV
Flower is looking good!
ReplyDeleteDIE SENS DIE
ReplyDeleteor whatever. not really i like ottawa
VODKOV!
I do not like these Ottawa unis, however
DeleteYeah, looks like they're all wearing zeroes.
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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I'm torn between them getting the better pick and being entertained. Hmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!!!
IRiRi, just think of the leaf sucking, hard!
DeleteTempting, yes...
DeleteStarting as they left off last game...Get out of your own end!!
ReplyDeleteOld school 67'ish barber poll unis not as blinding as tabs version.
ReplyDeleteJump around!
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGO VODKOV
Great pace.
ReplyDeletest-denis? palushaj? have i not watched a game in a month or something?
ReplyDeleteY has an upper body injury and Kantberle had a baby...
DeleteYou and bob cold. Imagine that old fuck calling this game.
DeleteMontreal player. Ottawa player. Thibodeau! zzzz
Bishop is 6'7"
ReplyDeleteNo (Y) = : (
ReplyDeleteI was hoping he'd hammer a Neil. (see what i did there)?
Looks like aglebra, flashback to high school.
DeleteDidn't the Habs draft a 6'8" Gman?
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGO VODKOV
Foligno family redefines that white men can't jump.
ReplyDeleteFor juce;
ReplyDeletex = +/-1
aka as 'meh'
Colé!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCOLE!!
ReplyDeleteColé!!
ReplyDeleteGreatest. High five. Ever.
ReplyDeleteAnd he high five's the ref!
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGO VODKOV
ack
ReplyDeleteNote phlegmiller's excitement.
Crap
ReplyDeleteI can't have fun for 2 seconds. Im watching Survivor
26 seconds.
DeleteJC!
ReplyDeleteCole! High fives the ref! Classic!
ReplyDeleteWTF was that!!?
ReplyDeleteHigh-fiving an official is known as a reverse-collie.
ReplyDeleteFast, fun, skilled, clean hockey.
ReplyDeleteEat shit fuckface bettman.
Emmy-award winning;
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EnbS8Z8uKQ
GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGO VODKOV
If I was an NHL coach I would institute a team rule - "Any period that you don't get at least 10 shots on goal gets you a $20,000 fine split between all the players. These guys make tons so it's not gonna kill them - but they will take notice! (And hopefully more shots!)
ReplyDeleteGM of the year, burke!
ReplyDeleteDefencively they're giving Price a rough night. Also known as "business as usual".
ReplyDeleteHope NHL.com "moments" Cole high-fiving the ref. That was gold.
Season ain't over, the leaf will suck, blow and shit their way to the worst Canadian team of the season, year, decade, post-lockout, post original six, half-century, century, all-time.
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGO VODKOV
Gotta give TFS! a 9/10. Nice.
ReplyDeleteThat didn't take long. So much for the high-5.
ReplyDeleteGorges is a BEAST.
ReplyDeleteCrazy good PK.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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RBQ is having a better game...
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGO VODKOV
Remember when that ref said he refused to call a penalty because Karlsson was a noted diver? Yea.
ReplyDeleteCole ain't high-fiving them anymore.
Great kill though. Gorges is ♥
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
Some good hock-hock.
ReplyDeleteWas Rusty out on that last PP? If so - WTF??
ReplyDeleteSo that would be 40K in fines! Fuckin' hell - all that shit in the sens end and only 8 shots! You can't score if you can't hit the fuckin' net!
ReplyDeleteIt's rather entertaining.
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGO VODKOV
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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DD!
ReplyDeleteD D D ! ! !
ReplyDeleteKudos to the Sens for the fedora'd train trip. Kool.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if DD even reaches Bishop's waist...
ReplyDeleteBollocks!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
C'mon guys, get in their zone already,
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
I hope Cole's ok.
ReplyDeleteJesus. I'm losing my stomach for this game.
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
Thank God, Cole's back on the bench.
ReplyDeleteAnother 20K in the kitty! 8 nshots on goal!! Fuckin' shoot the puck!
ReplyDeletePing (channelling 29).
ReplyDeleteCampoli, go have a baby.
ReplyDeleteSure can feel (Y)'s absence.
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteShoot out! Let's hope they actually shoot!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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Paul Maurice on TSN. Wonder why they haven't offered JM a spot?
ReplyDeletePoke (channelling 29).
ReplyDeleteD D D !!!
ReplyDeleteSqueeze (channelling 29).
ReplyDeleteT F S !!!!
ReplyDeleteEat shit broons and leaf.
ReplyDelete2 POINTS!!!
ReplyDeleteFuckin A!!
ReplyDeleteTFS with the shootout shut out!
Wow, TFS is 1st goalie this season to stop Alfreddson in a shootout.
ReplyDeletewoooohoooo!!!
ReplyDeletedie leaf, die broons.
ReplyDeleteMerci Moeman - I'm outta here! A prochain!
ReplyDeleteAll good Bro.
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
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NHL show pic of HABS with headline:
ReplyDeleteSpoiler Alert.
And they also show Cole's high five.
ReplyDeleteHow could they not?
Woooooooooooooooo!
ReplyDeleteI like the game stats, especially the 1st one.
ReplyDeletehttp://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=622194&navid=DL|MTL|home
RC on the Myers' hit.
ReplyDeletehttp://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=622215
Night, all.
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