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Thank God the ROC is united in their passion and realize that leafs nation is a national embarrassment. Clue in cbc. As much as the cockroaches like to yip about national this and Canada that, today is their day to spew leaf for 12 hours. Fuck those disturbed pieces of biased shit. Luckily for them the game is in a real hockey city, one where the crowd makes noise and isn't dead from the neck up. Speaking of the legend of hollow and sleepy, we get to hear from the uber-asshole pissant bjstuck-in-fucking-neutral and his incessant lies and innuendo about the Canadiens. I've had pieces of shit stuck to my shoe that don't smell as bad as this rancid raper of reality. Kudos to Dave Stubbs for putting that shit-stained suck in his place. ke$$el-goal-trade-tracker update, oh look, the blue&white's star has a goal. Rejoice mediots.
Team Canada's 2014 Olympic hopeful TFS™ is back and none too soon. The GForce is clicking, the 1st line not so much. Today would be a fine day to find and grind the gears that propelled them last year. The D needs to tighten it up at the blue line and the blue paint. No reason to leave an opponent do figure 8s in our Gman's space. Step it up and learn to CHoke a lead MT2.0.
Go Montréal, Go Ottawa, Go Winnipeg, Go Calgary, Go Edmonton, Go Vancouver!
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Stupendous, moeman.
ReplyDeleteHNIC has PJ Stuck up theirs. Tonight our beloved Habs will stick the Laffs up his ass.
Is there anything more adorable than the baby Hab enforcer?
GO HABS GO!!!
Great pics... I fully expect the Habs to crush the stupid leaf on HDIC, shut them fuckers up for awhile
ReplyDeleteExcellent effort once again Moeman! I'm excited about the game tonight. Habs are gonna kick some leaf ass and I'll be there from the start. Fuck the cold, fuck the midnight start and 3 am finish. Fuck the leaf and fuck the refs.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!!
Jet lag hockey, it could become an enterprise man, I would not waste my time on Jet lag other sports because they may not have the IQ to use the app.
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ReplyDeletecolby smothers?
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ReplyDeleteCan we not just pass a law that putting a leaf sweater on a child is child abuse? Come on fat Steve
ReplyDeleteAnother ORA in the making.
DeleteI am going to be very PQ but when you are right you are right,
ReplyDeleteyes free tuition, cause when you want a future, you do not put the expense on a credit card.
Quebec is the most taxed province in Canada. Who do you think will pay for that 'free' tuition? Universitys here have their funding cut already by the PQ. What quality of education will the future students have?
DeleteAnd who will pay for the millions of dollars those red square twats caused the province/city? Could have used it for their tuition. By the way, we have free tuition. Just not in University. But it's dirt cheap anyway.
DeleteNEVER let the government control entirely the spending of universities. They'll turn into our terribly underfunded high schools.
If we lose to the Laff, I am going to advocate strongly for a full scale bunker busting blow up. However I think we are going to take that AHL team and give it a spanking that will fit in with the 60 years of loser methodlby they live bye.
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ReplyDeleteLast week a 2pm start on Saturday and a same start on Sunday, an now you want to start and Seven. No, I will go to the Choucula notebook on this. You can not change once you have started.
ReplyDeleteI am just about to the point where Kmaxx is going to demand a new server.
ReplyDeleteMate - you passed that about 6 posts ago...speed kills!
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DeleteNow that is an outstanding game thread preview! Fucking awesome!
ReplyDeleteI will have to listen to leaf diatribe but I can take it 'cause I'm in the righteous corner man.
Bad luck the M - I will stream nefer or exou en francais and watch the rds feed. Its good to keep my french comprehension up to date. And I don't have to suffer bob cold and bj cock!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!!
Same here, RDS over HNIC any day.
DeleteRDS also showing 24 CH @6:00 with repeat after the game I believe.
DeleteSaturday night's contest between the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Boston Bruins has been postponed due to an extreme winter storm that hit the eastern part of North America and the state of emergency that has been placed in effect in the Boston area.
ReplyDeleteThe game, which was originally scheduled to begin at 1pm et on Saturday, and was first pushed back to 7pm et before eventually being wiped out.
White will be in the press box.
ReplyDelete"For me, that's in the past," Michel said. "I'm sure he learned.
"We care about him. We like the kid. His teammates like him. The coaches love him. He's still young and he has to learn to adjust to that fine line."
What did Stubbs say to PJSuck?
ReplyDeleteMM!;
Deletehttp://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Dave+Stubbs+Stock+expert+Subban/7916456/story.html
Good stuff! thanks moe
DeletePJ Stuck tweeted to Stubbs after his article the following:
DeletePJ Stock @PJStockHNIC
@Dave_Stubbs part 3. Next time write an honest article without your #Habs pompoms on.
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4 Feb PJ Stock @PJStockHNIC
@Dave_Stubbs Part 2. U better have research to back u! Because I do- +the experience of being in that room to know what's what.
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4 Feb PJ Stock @PJStockHNIC
Part 1. @Dave_Stubbs i miss the days of professionalism +real hockey writers at the #gazette like Red Fisher.
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Ha! A day or 2 later, Stubbs gets awarded with Queen Elizabeth II Diamond Jubilee medal for his coverage of Olympics.
Hey speaking of that - did I hear that Ken Dryden was awarded a Diamond Jubilee medal? Hope it is true.
DeleteWe're fucked - timfuckingpeel is gonna ref, er fuckup this game.
ReplyDeleteOh for fucks sake fuckface bettman, can you not just fuck off and fucking die already you fucker?!
DeleteWait, maybe he won't be so inept tonight since he was publicly faulted by one of his own on TSN.
DeleteFingers crossed.
Juce I have always loved your optimism]nd have often joined you in being the lone voices screaming Go Habs Go when all around was in tank mode - but I fear you are now deluded - timfuckinpeel is a piece of shit ref bought and paid for by CotU and Buttman. He is self important and his presence will ensure that at least half the game is spent with a numerical player imbalance. There will be no rythym to the game and we will all be pissed at him by the end of the first period. I'm starting to drink now in order to be able to make it through the game.
DeleteAlas, you may be right. I was just hoping against all hope.
DeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
We should protest, not show up, take our puck and go home turn out the LED lights
DeleteJets take 1-0 over Ottawa.
ReplyDeleteDIE LEAF DIE
ReplyDeleteDIE FUCKINGTIMPEEL DIE
GYFHG!!!!!!
Good evening everyone, hope you're all well.
Just in time!
DeleteWould I miss a Habs-Laffs game? I think not.
Deleteps Great work moeman!
ReplyDeleteThe screencap from the HIMYM Robin Sparkles 4 episode is especially inspired. That episode was amazing.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GHYFHG!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs go!
Fuck You timmythepeeler!
ReplyDeleteSleeman tonight.
ReplyDeletehaha! you beat me! see comment below
DeleteWhat's everyone drinking? I'm working through my Sleeman variety 24. Have a Cream Ale right now
ReplyDeleteEvening 29 - in the UK tonight we are drinking Stella Artois right now - the wife is on Prosecco but is English so won't watch the game. I will move to JD a little later (or earlier depending on the Timfuckinpeel factor) and might end the night with JD Honey - but let's see - I'm in for the duration so GYMFHG!
DeletePabst BLue Ribbon
Delete16oz tall boys
Blow Leaf blow
GYFHG!!!
Matt's a hipster!
Deletedrain cleaner
Deleteand KmaXXX the Stella-JD mix combo sounds delish! and / or a recipe for disaster
Deletesomething I picked up from watching The Master
DeleteGrolsch lager, a Dutch beer. Rickard's Red. Followed by Glenfiddich single malt. I'll never make it to midnight.
DeleteI should state I poured a shot of Black Bush for the puck drop. You know, in honour of St Patricks Day in over a month
DeleteNothing yet but I need one after that start. Jesus.
DeleteAmaretto on is with a gal pal is fucking nice.
ReplyDeleteBlow Leafs Blow.
ReplyDeleteIf I may be a 13-year old girl for a sec, teehee!
DeletePJ Sock blows Leaffs
Deletekick some ass! GYFHG
ReplyDeleteMissed the cockroach preview. Did they keep their blue balls in CHeck or did they unload?
ReplyDeletelove the Carey hoodie he's wearing
ReplyDeleteI think he telepathically told bjstuck to fuck off.
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ReplyDeleteAre we getting Bob Cold or Hughson? Will make my CBC-RDS decision easier if it's Cold
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DeleteFFS. Fuck off with the old racist.
ReplyDeleteTim Peel from Hampton, NB is a fucking leaf fan. I know this from an inside source.
ReplyDeleteOutside sources know too, especially Habs fans. ORA (I just learned what that was)
DeleteFuck me, bob cold. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteMoeman is back
ReplyDeleteSteve, the quintessential Canadian gal next door in the pics is Colby Smulders.
DeleteHow many times can Amber say leaf without taking a breath? Mediot.
ReplyDeleteI hate this guy, bring back the kids to sing.
ReplyDeletePocket is in da house
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGForce line starts.
ReplyDeleteAck
ReplyDeleteFuck me
ReplyDeleteFuck!
ReplyDeleteOh my dear, Vodkov has lost second gear
ReplyDeleteFuck! Told ya!
ReplyDeleteFuuuuuuuuuccck!
ReplyDeleteThe guys on the benCH look devastated already. Meh
ReplyDeletewe are discombobulated
ReplyDeleteWTF?? Smarten up and GYMFHG!
ReplyDeleteThe boys must have been out late Friday night at Chez Paree
ReplyDeleteCheese has a two on one and he does the spinara headed to his own net?
ReplyDeletethey skating like i do when im hungover
ReplyDeleteThey're skating like me, and I don't know how to skate.
Delete*whines*
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeletethey should not have shoveled the driveway
ReplyDeleteRight now my stream is lagging like a muther so hopefully later its going to improve
ReplyDeleteGo Habs GO!!
did you try see bee see
Deletehttp://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockeynightincanada/video/live/#id=2323996751
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEgad
ReplyDeleteno seriously, KILL ME
ReplyDeleteYou've got to be fucking kidding me! *screams*
ReplyDeleteno comment
ReplyDeleteFFS Cole!!!
ReplyDeleteDrink 4HFers, drink!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go on a Saturday night meth binge. Let me know if things improve.
ReplyDeletecarey looks pained
ReplyDeleteHe's the only one playing.
Deletethe benCH looks stunned. as am I.
ReplyDeleteTherrien should just bench them all.
DeleteGI JOE
ReplyDeleteFucccckkkkkkk!!! Im not happy, losing to these fucks!
ReplyDeleteC'mon WAKE UP!!
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ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think the first 6 games was an illusion and the real team (from last year) is rearing it's ugly head.
ReplyDeleteThey can't skate with the leaf.
BTW, on hnit it's all leaf all the time. The cheerleading is unbelievable.
That's better.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
I think we are going to see G Force with Lego
ReplyDeleteI sure fucking hope not...
ReplyDeleteC'mon Habs, it the laffs FFS!
ReplyDeleteSTFU heely.
ReplyDeleteWTF!!!!??!! Yeah Leafs???!!!??
ReplyDeletewhats with the puck, its jumping
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking shambles. Is Chocula back behind the bench?
ReplyDeleteyeah Cold, that metallic sound is the puck hitting the post
ReplyDeleteEvery stoppage..first healy and then hrujdey..with a fucking yay leaf story
ReplyDeletefuck me
Its scary how cbc has leaf ready camera shots and footage.
ReplyDeleteLike I said, the darlings of the cbc. All closeups are leaf.
Deletecall a time out
ReplyDeleteSTFU heely!
ReplyDeleteOh! now a yay Colton orr story!!
ReplyDeletedouble fuck me!
Phaneuf has a face only a mother could love.
ReplyDeleteSTFU heely!!
ReplyDelete2-0 toronto maple leafs. cold can't say it enough times.
ReplyDeleteHe has to, laff fans are illiterate.
DeleteOn cue...healey ...yah leaf
ReplyDeleteCue hahahrudey
DeleteHrudey...yay leaf
ReplyDeleteCole..yay leaf
Here we go, Moen on with DD and Max.
ReplyDeleteCole is right though, where is their speed?
ReplyDeleteMcArthur couldn't penetrate, wow, PJ Suck must be diasappointed.
ReplyDeleteYemelev?
ReplyDeleteDGMB needs to get someone in who knows how to win faceoffs.
ReplyDeleteTo teach I mean.
Deletecold is disgusting. go leaf go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRetire you old fuck.
ReplyDeleteOK - finally looks like my stream is back and working (29 - this had nothing to do with my drink combos btw!) So what did I miss?...Fuck me!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
That fucking period sucked!
ReplyDeleteGrapes now a yay leaf..
ReplyDeleteLaff's Corner
ReplyDeleteOk, Habs are gonna turn things around. Have ye faith 4HFers!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
That is why I love Juce! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
DeleteGYMFHGGYMFHGGYMFHGGYMFHG!!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs GO!!!
Me too!
DeleteAlso, juicy love here;
http://www.swiss-miss.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/iMXANeEaJezTQ-480x360.jpg
Like Granny Clampet said, full of vitamins!
Delete*vittamins*
DeleteHow's the drinking going folks? Looks like 29 bailed.
ReplyDelete29 went to the deppaneur since he drank his entire inventory during the 1st.
Deleteat this point im licking old bottles in the recycling bin
DeleteGYFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteShit, Diazzling limps to the dressing room.
ReplyDeleteSTFU heely!!!
ReplyDeleteShould RDSMT2.0 switch up the lines? Yes, but have any of them had a practice together? Is it desperation?
ReplyDeleteStay tuned.....
Eesh
ReplyDeleteno im not joking now kill me
ReplyDeleteFuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck! You fucking suck!
ReplyDeleteFuuuuuuckkkk!
ReplyDeleteFFS now a PENALTY
ReplyDeleteAt this rate, timfuckingpeel hasn't needed to apply his incompetence.
ReplyDeletevan fucking terrible
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I want to see.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
So, was the first 9 games a fuckin cruel joke??
ReplyDeleteso cruel
DeleteNo, timthefuckingpeel saw to that.
DeleteLego is rocking the PK
ReplyDeleteok now that we have mastered shots from the perimeter how about some plays
ReplyDeleteWell this is a disgrace. I'm finished watching for tonight.
ReplyDeleteREIMER HASNT HAD A FUCKING TOUGH STOP YET..
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeletethis is what happens when you let RBQ lead the passing drills
ReplyDeleteI'm fucking staying with this. I don't care. This is the fuckin leaf for fuck sake! Get your fuckin asses in gear and do something!! FUCK!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!!
speading the force around
ReplyDeleteEmbellishment??? FUCK YOU TIM PEEL!!!!
ReplyDeleteembellish this you cock!
ReplyDeletefuck me...
ReplyDeleteI see the lafffs need timfuckingpeel after all, you pricks.
ReplyDeletethat is charging
ReplyDeleteWasn't that charging by dickface?
ReplyDeletei thought so
DeleteIt's timthefuckingpeel remember?
DeleteI love the bud light
ReplyDeleteFucking laffs, going after Gallagher, feeling threatened boys?
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
GYFHG
DeleteHere we go...this game has just turned into the timfuckingpeel show! Muther fucker!
ReplyDelete2nd, 3rd, and 4th that!
Deletewont call a penalty on "Laff Day in Canada"
ReplyDeleteGod forbid, that's why we also have timfuckingpeel.
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