Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of rolling around on the mat with Rhonda Rousey...
- Suck it leaf;
- Suck it Torts, PatCHes does not have to leave his feet to hurt anyone, and your boy turned at the last second;
- TMS is only back because posting these is just too much fun:
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Yesssss
ReplyDeleteHa! I knew you'd be back 29. hnic pukes were crying in their hankies last night after their beloved leaf lost, ESPECIALLY after heely's epic leaf arse sucking bag licking intro on why they WOULD WIN. Must be time to bring out the Kesseltracker, not that Hughson and Simpson weren't dishing out the love for donut boy last night. I don't usually get to excited when another team scores but I did a fist pump when Greening (a good Newfoundland boy) scored on SIEVEns with a mere 24 seconds left. That shut up all those blue and white shirted loud mouth fuckers who invaded Kanata last night.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could have seen Torts post game interview, more tears galore. I feel so good this morning.
Rousey (also) has a hot asx.
ReplyDeleteBeer for breakfast and dessert. Its Sunday! Thank the Lord for wheat, hops and fermentation.
ReplyDeleteI woke up this morning and had myself a beer, the future is uncertian and the end is always near.
DeleteI have looked everywhere for torts presser but can't find it - I see that Patches has a hearing this afternoon - I'm a bit worried here - Rangerd have buttman weight behind them. Patches didn't jump and McDonagh turned away and cut himsf with the visor. Not that any actual facts matter here...
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
You could probably find it on CBC's website (takes a bit of digging). Anyway, what I would give for a reporter with balls to respond to his quick changing of the subject with a "I thought you don't talk about the other team, Torts?"
DeleteNYR cried to the league; http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=416734
ReplyDeletePatCHes is a 'repeat offender'. Wanna bet he doesn't play vs. the leaf?
DeleteI fucking knew it! Strange Patches is labeled a 'repeat offender but Matt Cooke no longer is.
DeleteThey should be looking at the previous hits on Patches and Prust - I think it was McDonnaugh? Right after the hit on Prust while he was down into the board in front of the bench and he approached the ref, they made sure to call a boarding on Patches. Fuck off.
Habs were just doing too well for anyone's liking and Torts is an asshole.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Patches.
Added the torts yip clip.
ReplyDeleteFuck off Torts.
ReplyDeleteAt least 3 games, maybe a whole season for patches.
ReplyDeletelooks like he is going to get a lifetime and if he has any male children unless they promise to play for comcast they are also suspended
DeleteOfficial: Patches gets nothing. NHL finally removed their collective heads out of their arses on this one.
ReplyDeleteSo Torts, how about that 3-0 loss...
there has to be some fine print on that one
Deletethank fucking god. had he gotten ANY games I would have freaked...
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ReplyDeleteIs Cole going back to Carolina, is there a song called Carolina on my mind?
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DeleteIt was 19 men. but otherwise I agree with everything
DeleteI think the Oscars should be 10 minutes long. Louis CK just stands there and riffs while he reads the winners of the main categories. Ratings gold.
ReplyDeleteEven the NYT notices the Habs;
ReplyDeletehttp://slapshot.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/02/23/canadiens-renaissance-keeps-its-edge/
Detroit pumps 8 past Bobby Lou. He'd be the answer for the leaf for sure.
ReplyDeleteNothing for Patches? I didn't think the hit was dirty, but as we know reality has less to do with it than the logo on your chest. Oh lord, the Ontario refs are going to make us pay this week (not that they weren't anyway).
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