Mar 28, 2013

TMS is Fucking Speechless



Bullet points for what you missed while not sleeping because you were too stoked from that win last night...
  • !!!!!!
  • !!!!!!!!!!!11111!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
  • We just...
  • We don't know;
  • Maybe N31 can explain it.
This gif is not embellished in any way.

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  1. the Maritimer8:15 AM

    Woke up this morning and first thing the sports announcer said was Boston got punked by the Pens. What a great way to start my day.

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    1. Hey Martimer,

      I felt badly for your 'Dogs even though I wanted the Moose to win quickly. Hopefully they will be a bit more competitive next year. They are a class act with Huberdeau coming from Florida and the whole team attending MacAuley's mother's funeral. It must have been weird though with the Moose on one side of the church and the Dogs on the side and a game scheduled three hours later.

      soperman.

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    2. the Maritimer11:14 AM

      No worries soperman, that's the nature of junior hockey. Two years from now they should be competitive again. The Sea Dogs are a very professional outfit led by Scott McCain. They make our City proud.

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    3. They should make your city proud. I hope the fans stick with them over the rebuild.

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  2. The Saint8:25 AM

    HOLY FUCK! I can watch that gif ALL fucking day. The stooges couldn't do a better prat fall!
    I go to bed with Aaron Ward telling me Iggy to Boston is a done deal and wake up to hear the Pens got him! Fucking priceless!
    But whatever, just an aging star player. Habs can still beat them.

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  3. Chester8:26 AM

    Jerome has too much class to go to the beaners. Looks like the Birds are all in now. They've dumped the picks and the farm. I believe it's an all the eggs in one basket senario. On the other hand it is an indication that management didn't feel they had the team to go all the way .... hummm ... no confidence, no faith? Me Mr. Chester, just happens to be brimming with confidence as well as a bucket load of faith. I'm lovin what we do. We all just have to go and do laundry during the second period and avoid that stress and life will be good. Nothing makes me smile more than stuffing the beaners in beanerville.
    Go Habs!

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  4. Methinks the mediots laughing at Feaster's CBA 'mistake' is some of the Flames fodder. tsn's constant Habs hate and broon love has jacobs' fingers all over it. They are clenching to get the new NHL contract and will do/say anything. The simple fact that the NHL Network shares staff and studio with tsn is blatant bias just waiting to happen and it does. The Canadiens should be the story of the year so far and it barely registers with these desperate, unprofessional, sick fucks.

    Go Canes.

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  6. Sleepy9:38 AM

    After the win TSN shows ratface complaining about PFK embelishing. Ratface! Nothing about the come from behind road win in Boston. No interview with a Hab. Fucking ratface...disgusting.

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    1. Sleepy9:39 AM

      Moeman has it right. It is a league/network run by Jeremy Jacobs.

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  7. It is going to be interesting to watch the tsn crew backtrack again. Last night Iginla was one of the "best of all time" and was going to win a couple of cups with the broons. Now they are going to have to admit he is a very good player but not an "all-time" great.

    Embellish that, you tsn morons.

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  8. This broon whinefest was 'written' before the Habs win;

    http://www.boston.com/sports/columnists/wilbur/2013/03/bruins_aim_to_m.html

    Suck it up princess.

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    1. Chester1:14 PM

      They actually write that shit.
      I mean I know RDS are homers but they have a bit of class.
      Woa Woa Tabernak.

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    2. What a load of wankers.

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  9. @29 I signed up for editorial content but today the GIF says it all.

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    1. Bonus is 29 making it the Pic O' the day. Its sexy enough to last a few days (there ya go iRiRi).

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    2. BTW Moeman what have you got against a following window?

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    3. Followers, join this site with google friends

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    4. Might tweak for the playoffs.

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  10. the Maritimer11:20 AM

    Anybody notice the Habs are tied for the 3rd highest scoring team in the whole fucking Jacobs run tsn/hnic arse sucking NHL? I don't see any Getzlaf/Perry, Crosby/Malkin or Toews/Kane type combos on said Habs either. Chew on that mediots.

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    1. Got to credit MT2.0 for a lot of that.

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    2. the Maritimer1:11 PM

      MT2.0 = the anti-Chokula.

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  11. Wow! I love watching the highlights of a Habs win - especially sweet when it's over those fuckin' whiny bastard broons!

    Go Habs Go!!

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  18. *saves as homepage*

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  19. Not a single mention of the Habs win last night on TSN's main page... What a crock of shit.

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    1. heh, nothing on their NHL page either: http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/

      Haters gonna hate.

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  22. So many cool words that apply to The FHF;

    http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/195348/18-obsolete-words-which-should-have-never-gone-out-of-style/

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    2. Our long lost broon fan friend.

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    3. Conrelius Hornblower

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    4. I was just lunting yesterday. Though I'm guessing my pipe and the pipes in 1824 had different contents.

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    5. heh, and their idea of a Big Wheel(ed) bike was way different too.

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  23. This is gorgeous: https://www.youtube.com/embed/REP4S0uqEOc

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  25. Ratface took a vacation and this happened;

    http://gawker.com/5992697/man-narrowly-escapes-death-after-taunting-1500-pound-bison

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  26. Go you fucking Canes go!!!

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  27. The stupid fucking jilted broons are a non-stop whining machine and I love it!

    http://sports.nationalpost.com/2013/03/28/bruins-believed-jarome-iginla-trade-was-done/

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  28. broon Chiapet ain't happy. Fuck you, you jacobs-sucking suck.

    Also, too, no way anyone believes that dredgerslimed tsn gives a shit post the trade except to save their ugly fucking face. These fuckers are broon+leaf only lovers. They put their cock in tronnah and pissah ass only. (this in no way sheds disrespect on valid, fun and safe anal sex acts that are fun, valid and safe).

    Also, what is the weird tsn hard-on for harper? Oh wait.

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  29. Its a given that most people are happy to have work and keep their jobs but when is splooging leaf too much for tsn'ers? rod smith just joyfully yipped that loophole is 'elite'. What the fuck? (yeah, yeah, I know what WTF is).

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  30. tsn leads with their story that the Iggy trade 'didn't go smooth'. Insert sad face broon face.

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    23. This was quality comment hustle steve

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  34. the drunk Maritimer8:42 PM

    Holy fuck Steve, what are you drinkin' tonight? Lysol?

    I'm a Catholic but I don't take offense I recognize you are a savant. A deep thinker. Harper and Flaherty will want to collect GST on your thoughts.

    I am on the Dewar's White Label, I started with a little 7Up for mix but am now on the rocks.

    Did you know the Bay of Fundy has the highest tides in the whole freakin' planet? We move a lot of water around here in 24 hours, like a billion tonnes or so. Is that fucking awesome or what?

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  35. the Maritimer8:45 PM

    I love all you guys. We should all get together sometime and meet and party or go to a Habs game. Or go to Hurley's and get drunk.

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  36. the MaRiTiMeR8:48 PM

    I predict if the Habs and leaf meet in the playoffs the cbc will have it's greatest ratings of all time. I want the Habs to beat those cocksuckers and watch the networks cry and cry and cry some more.

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  38. Holy crap, 7-3 Yotes over Preds in the 2nd. It was 5-0 8 mins into the game, 5-2 by 10 minutes. I didn't know the Yotes could score, and I thought the Preds had a defensive team.

    At least the leaf blew their 2-0 lead. haha, losers.

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  39. Whatever happened to the "Next Greatest Goalie", Gustavin or whatever his name was on the leaf? You know, the kid who had the nickname 'Monster' before he ever played an NHL game (I really hate that). I totally forgot about him till I was watching some highlights from the last few seasons last night. I've said it before, the leaf blow up these nobodies and then when they're done playing for them they're forgotten and never talked about again.

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    2. Gustavsson is sucking as Jimmy Howard's backup in Detroit.

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  40. If the standings remain about the same, and the Jets get in just because the Southleast is SHIT, whoever gets them is the luckiest fucking team ever. May as well get a free pass to the 2nd round.

    And if the standings don't really move much it'll be the FUCKING LEAFS that meet them. Prepare yourselves accordingly...

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  46. Christ, the leaf scored 4 goals in the last 6 minutes. We will never hear the end of it. It'll be top billing on TSN for weeks.

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