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The strength of twice three thousand Parros'
Habs seek a single goal;
The 4th line MT2 holds a trending course,
The hate that swings the leaf assholes;
The stripped numbskulls, slinking through their gloom,
They glaze and go down again --
The Blue and White await their doom --
We're CHoosers of the Sainte Flame!
Off-ice where shit and shinola blends
Brain drained, pj's diarrhoea Depends;
The sullen, shouldering Heels attends
Hockey Night is a fucking saCHrifice.
A clown, the suited Grapes has no flare --
No spark or spit or barb, --
Birdbrained and desperate his glare
Same for his xenophobic game of war.
Nearer the up-flung bannered beams that tell
24 Cup trouncings of our foes;
Clearer PFK's booming gun that spells
Their scattered flanks in throes.
Sheer to the trap leaf crowd the play
Carlyle's sin bin means our game is scarred.
Keep Quiet Ron, and count our laden prey,
The CHonvoy and her FHF guard!
In goal with Carey and Booty below,
Where Waite and new pads throng,
Giddy yet hushed we watCH EGG grow
Anxious for red lights all night long.
In here, and there the danger lies --
(Stare hard, into BlanCHe's eyes!)
Save where the crazed bald Ryan rises
The lit leaf shall give no sign.
Therefore -- to Break the Bad rest ye seek,
Jesse, Jr. and Skyler be clear --
Hark Lydia's ricin's sugary sneak --
Walt's driven death is here
Look to our own meth man a league away, --
What Mr. bettman's terror sprays
Fring'd broons jacobs make sure he stays
FUCK THAT BITCH!
Sexy Friday continues to amaze!
A shadow of his goal-scoring wave
Long since a slayer to dread:
But hear the CHattering quick-fire rave
Brière, all steam, ahead!
Panic that shells the ACC sushi bar --
RIM'd and wasted with no seats to CHeck --
Elisha Cuthbert is a cute movie star
Why'd she marry that pylon Shrek?
Now, while cbc's silly joke hangs thick,
Nowhere their wits they find,
Play in and lance them to the quick --
Our Gallys and PatCHes hit twine!
Good luck to those that play end to end,
Good-bye to fucking losers in Hogtown --
For each his CHance as CHance shall send --
And TFS™ for all! Shut down!
The strength of twice three thousand Parros'
That serve the one command;
The hand that heaves the Habslong force,
The fate that backs the FHFans
The puck is dropped our darkness freed,
The DGMB lines that split their game;
The white-hot skates, the 'wildering speed --
We're CHoosers of the Sainte Flame!
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♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ o' da day is broken, here's the bonus track;
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0fVfectDo
Holy Fuck Batmann, Moeman has penned a masterpiece, well done sir!
ReplyDeleteI was Innispired.
DeleteAs far as the game goes, I expect Gonna mania. I wanna see Jackal cheapshot Vodkov and Blanche school him in the code. Die Leaf, curl up and turn yellow.
ReplyDeleteI expect the leaf to sign phyllis to an 8yearX7.95$M just before the game and it'll bust the ke$$eltracker.
DeleteYou called it moe. You were only off by 50g's a year.
DeleteLots of blue and white splooge tonight.
Game on, bitCHes! And it's about damn time! I feel a big game for Tin Man, raking dirty Leafs from the crease. Maybe his mantra for the night should be, "Fill Kessel", and see if we can get any more of those slack-jawed yokels suspended for coming off the bench. (Captain Caveman, anyone?) GYFHG!!
ReplyDeleteOh, and as always, great job, Moeman. Although the I&G Rum Finish? I prefer the original, myself. ;)
ReplyDeleteThx Dark. The I&G is truly great.
DeleteHOCKEY BTCHES. About fucking time.
ReplyDeleteKipling, eh? Nicely done moe. Classy. You know, classy with tits.
DIE LEAF DIE
I put the ass in classy.
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ReplyDeleteGreat work Moe! Highlights were the final gif and the pic o the day which looks like a cross between PFK and a "Cosby Kid". Educational too, as god is my witness I did not know that PJ, Brophy and Heels were triplets - and less surprisingly they were the love children of sour Grapes and McLame.
GYFHG!
Nicely done moe. I like I&G but find it a little pricey. You can get the bigger cans of imported stuff for a little more, and better value.
ReplyDeleteDIE LEAF DIE! Fuck off leaf luvin' cbc.
A 6er for 13$. Not bad.
DeleteThey charge over $3 per bottle here, maybe the 6 pack is cheaper. I'll check that out.
DeleteAnother 8 months of waking up early on Sundays only to have my heart break! Let's get this shit rolling! See you guys in a few hours, after some sleep. No classes tomorrow morn, worked out perfectly. Fingers crossed to find a usable feed.
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO!
Orangeman, nice to hear from you
DeleteWhat a way to kick off the season - superb effort as always Moeman!
ReplyDeleteThXXX.
DeleteI&G never really does it for me and it's a bit pricey compared to some of the real ale you can get over here. Still, a nice drink if that's your thing. Enjoy it! Tonight it's London Pride for me...then on to Stella Artois as I only have 2 bottles of ale to hand but a fridge full of lager.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
London Pride is my drink of choice lately, the Premium Ale especially. Tasty.
DeleteHey just sayin ... but now that Bee Burka is in Cal Gary guess Squid 's time is up. No truculence.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs
"A topless protest interrupted the daily question period today in Quebec’s national assembly.
ReplyDeleteWomen began removing their clothes during an exchange in the legislature.
The protesters chanted a slogan against the presence of the crucifix in the chamber as they disrobed.
I read that. From the photo I saw I would have asked her to please put her clothes back on.
DeleteThat charter will never pass. The PQ will be kicked out on their collective derrieres.
Excellent moe! leaf, ugh. CBC + leaf =*gag* Heh, Alan Hawco on CBC right now, he's a leaf fan, poor thing. His show's pretty good though.
ReplyDeleteThanks Kate!
Deletetsn has deemed phyllis a 'playoff performer'. First game of the season. Almost 10 minutes in, no mention of the game or the Habs.
ReplyDeleteAdd 5 minutes.
DeleteLasted 30 seconds and all they did was find faults in TFS' game.
DeleteWE'RE GETTING CLOSE PEOPLE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEating / drinking thread:
Currently drinking scotch (Glendronach 12) and I've got some St Ambroises ready to go. Working on some vegetarian fajitas / tostadas / quesedillas . I have no idea what they should be called. Lots of veggies fried up with mexican spices, on a tortilla with salsa, lettuce, toms, etc..
Fucking finally! I can comment with my iPad now.
ReplyDeleteSpicy curried chicken and white wine. Frozen lemon pie, later.
ReplyDeleteKate!
ReplyDeleteFood for tonight, probably grilled cheese and a glass of Masi. Amaretto straight up as a liquid dessert.
ReplyDeleteI have recently discovered that Amaretto in coffee is fucking incredible.
DeleteGrilled cheese is the best!
GRILLED CHEESE THREAD:
Do you butter the bread for your grilled cheese? Or just toss butter in the frying pan?
Butter, both sides. Use good CHeese, like an old CHeddar.
DeleteAmaretto in a morning coffee is a nice wake-up call.
Both :). Another interesting grilled cheese is to make two pieces of French toast, then put the cheese in between the two slices and flip it back and forth in the pan until it melts.. Then put a dash of freshly ground pepper on top. Nummy, my mom invented that one because she never liked Maple syrup.
DeleteAmaretto and maple syrup warm upped on FrenCH toast or pancakes is killer. Also on ice cream.
DeleteBlogger and modern technology never mixed
ReplyDeleteSuch a relief, the hamsters in the laptop are fat, grey and old. Scrolling through all the pics took forfuckingever. Much better now.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think Google would Old Yeller it.
ReplyDeleteFriedman has funny newly coloured hair.
ReplyDeleteJust back from the hockey pool at the pub. Had a nice chicken bacon club & a couple of Propeller Bitters (local micro). Couldn't tell you who I drafted. 11th overall and i don't remember my first pick. I know I got Patches in the 5th round and Gallagher in the 10th though.
ReplyDeleteAbout time. Hope the CBC stream is working tonight.
GYMFHG!!!
Weekes starts off weak sucking leaf.
ReplyDeleteSo does Amber.
Deletepjstuck is nothing but negative on the Habs. Whodathunkdat?
ReplyDeleteGo you fucking Habs Go
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THE INTRO OF THE THERAPY STAFF!!! WOOOOOO!!!!
ReplyDelete(P.S. scotch and beers I'm runk, but that's nothing new)
*Drunk. jeebus
DeleteHere we go FHFers. Enjoy the season, the posts and the comment threads. Thanks for hanging out in here. GYFHG!
ReplyDeleteEmphasis on the CH!!!
ReplyDeleteFlower!
ReplyDeleteTo Brière. Wow.
ReplyDeleteCHarger!
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ReplyDeleteTradition Kate.
DeleteI meant cripes. I know it's tradition but it ain't working.
DeleteKidG!!!
ReplyDeleteOh sure, put Brière with the flanbeau. No pressure
ReplyDeleteDo we have a Brière nickname yet? Did I miss it?
Beer.
Deletevampire dan
DeletePleXXXe!
ReplyDeleteStaCHe!
ReplyDeleteRBQ.
George Parros - already the greatest mustache in the history of the Habs. And that includes Big Bird!
ReplyDeleteTinman.
ReplyDeletegCHuk!!!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
ReplyDeleteA Booty call!
ReplyDeleteT F S ™
ReplyDeleteMe!
ReplyDeleteCa-rey! Ca-rey!
ReplyDeleteddd.!
ReplyDeleteWee Davy !
ReplyDelete+1
DeleteCube.
ReplyDeleteDiazzled.
ReplyDeletePatCHes!!!!
ReplyDeletePFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTSN predicts Kessel to be #9 in scoring this year. I just hope we get a Kessel cam since he's such a superstar that no one on the all-star team wanted him.
ReplyDeletePFK all business. fuck yeah
ReplyDeleteL E G O !
ReplyDeleteGorgeous!
ReplyDeleteVodkov!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<-----
ReplyDeleteCapitaine GIO!
ReplyDeleteG Y F H G !
ReplyDeleteBoo dem leaf Habs fans!
ReplyDeleteNice ending with the coach.
ReplyDeleteNice catCH.
DeleteBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteSing-a-long anthem!
ReplyDeleteCHarlebois!
ReplyDeleteAlways nice to hear the national anthem, but nicer to hear it in Montreal.
ReplyDeletePUCK DROP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo fisticuffs WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteI'd like Kadri to get injured for the rest of the season. Not that I'm advocating violence mind you....
ReplyDeleteMaybe he can trip over his big mouth.
DeleteRefs in the bag for the Leaf already
ReplyDeleteis that tim fucking peel or chris fucking lee? i only assume so
ReplyDeleteNot home yet :( GYFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteOuCH
ReplyDeleteget that stick in his face! nice job Pleks. TRUCLULENCE
ReplyDeletei got an extra "L" in there, sorry
DeleteArgh.
ReplyDeleteFUCK. ME.
ReplyDeleteBullshit goal.
ReplyDeleteFuck!
ReplyDeleteI see we can expect the same reffing as last year.
ReplyDeletei think peel actually cut lupul with that inspection. Reminds me of the old Atlantic Grannnnnd Prix wrestling. fuck
ReplyDeleteI see we can expect the same goaltending as last year. (yup, went there already)
ReplyDeleteThe fans called that one, the ref wanted to let it go but then he feared for his life.
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah!
ReplyDeletelego!!
ReplyDeleteThere ya LEGO!
ReplyDeleteYayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
ReplyDeleteLEGO!
ReplyDeleteToo funny as hell is shooting his leaf mouth of about faceoffs and the Habs tie it. Sick fuck.
ReplyDeletehell = heel, same diff.
DeleteEller line will be the official #1 line before long. And suck it Healy. Fuck i hate that man.
ReplyDeleteShould the CH ever get a German/Bavarian player, he will be nick'd 'dirndl'.
ReplyDeletecockroach fucks are sucking leaf cock rally hard.
ReplyDeleteHa ha leaf player gives a Hab 'a shot', laugh it up cockroaches.
ReplyDeleteJust like the leaf player "didn't put it in". No, Price didn't make two big saves. It's all about the leaf.
DeleteWow, nice pair of saves.
ReplyDeleteGally!
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ReplyDeletei was drunk. what'd i say?
DeleteSomething about being drunk.
DeleteKidG!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteW00t!!!
ReplyDeleteiRi!!!!!!!!!!!
Deletemoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeletekidG!
ReplyDeleteOrangeman very important question? Have you seen Snowpiercer? Can you give us a link to a Korean Stream?
DeleteIs heel still laughing about face-offs?
ReplyDeleteKid G
ReplyDeleteThis broadcast is crap, it keeps freezing. Anyone else?
ReplyDeleteNot freezing but showing stuff that doesn't match the voice
DeleteTHANK YOU Moey .i thought i was drunk (i am) but for sure the pic is freezing.
DeleteIts stuttering like bob cole.
DeleteI'd say it's official now. Fuck yeah!
ReplyDeleteand fuck off it wasn't off side. and if it was, too fucking bad.
Yeah!
DeleteTop scorer in the NHL: Lars Eller
ReplyDeletePatches hasn't come back to the bench :(
ReplyDeleteLooked liked his shoulder took it.
Deletemy bad. took him in my pool
DeleteI think it was Colton Orr
DeleteDDD instead of Lego on the PP when he already has two points WTF
ReplyDeleteRiemer is getting more rubber than goodyear
ReplyDeleteIts a good year if you get a lot of rubber.
DeleteSTFU heel, you sick leaf fuck.
ReplyDeleteHealy: "Price is not sharp!" Sometimes you have to question if you're watching the same game.
ReplyDeleteNice period for the Habs. No where near what the leaf hacks play by played.
ReplyDeleteThey are amazingly blinded by their love of the leaf.
DeleteThat wasn't a bad first period - missed the opening 10 minutes but so far, so good. Lego rules! Go Habs Go!!
ReplyDeleteGreat period (from what I saw). Keep it up, boys!
ReplyDeleteDidn't get a chance to comment yesterday but re: Breaking Bad - a touCH predictable (my fault for reading too many articles/lurking the forums all week) but still. so. good. A bit sad (Walt & Skylar), a lot of redemption (Lydia/Uncle Jack & Co.) and just the right amount of optimism (Walt's family/Jesse perhaps). Very satisfying and final. Oh and I may or may not have lost consciousness when my dog rolled over the remote and changed the channel right after those laser pointers went up!
the M60 in the trunk was enough for me
DeleteTwo episodes ago was the climax, the last two were the conclusion. I cheered out loud at my BB party when Jesse was strangling Todd. I know I shouldn't egg on murder, but... But now I have the feeling you get when you finish a really good book. WHAT NOW?!
DeleteVince Gilligan was definitely right when he said Ozymandias was the show's best. And to answer your Q: REWATCH!
DeleteI was only in the middle of the first season of breaking bad. Not gonna bother cos I know the ending.
ReplyDeleteNo Moey. Watched it all. Some of the best acting and best twist/turns in 'TV' series history.
DeleteDid you watch the Titanic? How about saving private Ryan?
DeleteIt's totally worth it. It's not about the ending, it's about how we got there.
DeleteWatch it, Moey, if only for the 5th season alone. I tried not to include any spoilers in my comments. I had heard all about The Sopranos ending in 2007 before I'd ever watched an episode and I was still in shock when I finally got to watch the whole thing.
DeleteOrangeman Snowpiercer (look up to Kid G goal)?
ReplyDeleteI don't know what Snowpiercer is. Is it a Korean movie? This weekend is the Busan film festival, the largest in Asia. Yet again I can't go due to a wedding.
DeleteYes awesome Korean movie not available to big noses
DeleteOh, ok. Just looked it up. Yeah, I've seen the previews here but haven't seen it.
DeletePatCHes is back baby!!!
ReplyDeleteFUCK, count count three toes
ReplyDeleteTFS TFS TFS
ReplyDeleteDown goes orr.
ReplyDeletepornstatCHe wins
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck does a Habs offensive opportunity get stopped because of some fucking ref? Get the fuck out of the way.
ReplyDeleteAck. Ugly.
ReplyDeleteI could not see was TFS on his knees?
ReplyDeleteDive.
ReplyDeletefuck you ref
ReplyDeleteI don't understand how every POS calls out PFK, but Kadri gets off scott free. What a little piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteAlready 5 PPs for the leaf and we're barely halfway through the game. Oh, there's another one. What a joke of a league.
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteThe Leaves are writing the book on embellishment and diving and the fucken ref calls MARKOV GETTING CROSSCHECKED AT DIVE. Check your Pro Line at the door.
ReplyDeleteReally? That's not much of a cross check, but Kadri getting shot on a little touch is legit? As moeman says, sick fucks. The league included. I'm getting reminded why I left for a while.
ReplyDeleteCash this fucker.
ReplyDeleteA leaf penalty? I await a Hab penalty in 30 seconds.
ReplyDeleteWell credit where it's due. Some of the nhic fucks agree that Vodkov DOES NOT dive, but Kadri might do so...
ReplyDeleteLove it, Gkid gets high sticked (no call, of course) and he apparently deserves it for being little. Oh, and he went down looking for a penalty.
ReplyDeletewin Moeman
ReplyDeletesimpson is a fucking joke. Get rid of this hack.
ReplyDeleteFraser better get the extra penalty.
ReplyDeleteSTFU simpson you leaf loving fuck.
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteaye, aye, aye.
ReplyDeletewhy do they not just put a leaf on the refs sweater
ReplyDeletehttp://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/10/game-1-gets-ice-cream-no-diving.html
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