So on Tuesday when Glorious Leader asked if I could do the Bs preview, I said "sure!" It was going to give me a chance to rant the frak out the frakking Habs who frakking sucked. Then they had to go out and win a game, a shutout no less, and look like a semi-competent NHL team in the process. Frak me, 'cause now I got nothing except my BSG memories. Let's do this thing.
Waiting for The One True God - 7 PM start in Beantown. Habs 4-6-0 in their last 10, Bs 6-3-1 and riding a four game win streak. On the flip side, Habs are actually on a four game win streak against the Bs. Jinx!
I'm sure they're Cylons - I still think Days of Y'Orr is one of the cleverest blog names around.
Hot like Number Six's red dress
For the Habs, uh, hmm, PatCHes and KidG each had a goal and an assist each in the last game, and TFS had a shutout. So let's go with that. Oh and our PK is still 4th in the league. That's something I guess. For the Bs, Krejci is piling up points, the Marchand-Bergoeron line has 29 points in their last 6 games, and the Bs rank 2nd in the league in goals against. No doubt the Habs offensive powerhouse can deal with that. Oh and the Bs have scored six goals in three straight games.
Cold like Admiral Cain shooting her XO in the head - Habs PP has 3 goals in the last 33 tries [/does math, comes up with some single digit %]. Ugh. Danny Boy has points in only 2 of his last 21 games.
Not playing due to an Ambrosia hangover - we need you back gCHuk! BlanCHe has an upper body something.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment to dream of frakking - Pop on down to Foxy Lady Brockton, which was recently raided by Homeland Security for "peddling fake Red Sox and Patriots gear in exchange for lap dances". God Bless America.
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Morning 29 - excellent fill! Is the coach still in situe...? Of course he is...nevermind then - JUST FUCKING WIN!! Go Habs GO!!
ReplyDeleteWell frak me, this was a pleasant surprise. Looks like 29 is doing a little sport frakking this morning.
ReplyDeleteFrakking nice! Thx 29. GYFrakkingHG!
ReplyDeleteNice frakking work, 29
ReplyDeleteIt's the frakking broons, the Habs will be frakking bringing it.
Go You Frakking Habs Go!!!!
You never disappoint 29! Hope our boys don't either.
ReplyDeleteWilde says Christian Thomas was called up but nothing official announced. Coachless was asked about how much speed the team has and he said they have physical guys. Wilde says if that's how he answers, then he has no idea what the identity of his team is.
ReplyDeleteFrak 29, good job so say we all., I spent the morning on wikipedia remembers all the frakin BSG references I forgot. Go Habs Go Frak the Broons, find your inner warrior princess.
ReplyDeleteI got a copy of IeMTy's speech and a video of him practicing it for effect.
Anyone looking for a BSG fix, try a hit of Continuum. Only two seasons so far, but the warrior princess is fraking fantastic.
ReplyDeleteWhats even frakin better is is online legal and free.
http://www.showcase.ca/continuum
Gracias everyone! May the Habs be as successful as the preview
ReplyDeletePer TSN radio, Indications are Budaj starts - Parros, Prust, Moen. Seems like coachless will try being physical and play THEIR game. Yikes, he's losing before they even lace their skates.
ReplyDeleteBudaj call, good move, better to protect Price than throw him to the bears in Beantown.
ReplyDeletePFK will bring it! Go Habs Go!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a9E87mlWaA#t=32
Can I go off the board and take Number 3? God I love Xena
ReplyDeleteNumber six from you list. But she would not be my pick to help me conquer the galaxy. If I am picking warrior princess in the traditional sense of that role. I have to go with her.
ReplyDeleteNo matter how jaded, no matter how cool, this t
ReplyDeleteime will frakin freak you out.
I am 3/4 of the way through Jonathan Maberrys series of cliches about a Zombie Terrorism Threat. I got to give him full marks for the synchronicity. I could never write such pablum myself, but consuming it, I am full. There are two true teams of Zombies in the NHL. The Broons and the Philites. These are cultures that foster stupid violence and cannibalism as a winning stratagy.
ReplyDeleteFact Comcast is a Philty property, Fact, Jacobs is a Boston monster. Fact supersoliders exist. Fact when these world collide you will have some blood on the ice.
@29, if you love Lucy Lawless can I recommend the Showtime series Spartacus. If you think she was evil in BSG, well, you won't be disappointed in her performance as the dominus Lucretia. I won't mention the odd *cough* nude *cough* scene.
ReplyDeleteI heard about those *cough* nude *cough* scenes! I have not checked it out, I will. soon.
DeleteThe first season starring Andy Whitfield as Spartacus was truly excellent. Unfortunately, he passed away before they could film the second season and although Liam McIntyre adequately filled in, it didn't feel the same. I watched all three seasons and enjoyed them all but season 3 was the weakest.
DeleteI never question the Romans. I question why we still live their lives.
DeleteThe Romans and "tribes east of the Rhine" (Germans) had no use for the French I can tell you.
DeleteCan I say more, Aside from number six all are derivatives. I only use gery pupon mustard, why do I do that?
ReplyDeleteThey had a fraking great commercial. I need some legal advice to proceed. I want to star a crowdsouce funding to buy the rights and make the movie Glory Road. Its a story a little bit princess bride a little bit die hard. I am a great consumer of entertainment.I am also a writer of no consequence. But what I know is what I like to read and like to see. Glory Road is my favorite Heinlein book. Starship Troopers was made into a movie. How did that hapen and how can we make Glory Road. I cast the princess as Yvonne Strahovski. The hero is an easy choice, me.
Just a legal question if I kill James Callis will I be resurrected. James Callis you have nothing to fear from me, I can barely spell your name. However on BSG did I want to, cant answer that consular.
ReplyDeleteI never hated a character in a TV show as much as I did Gaius during BSG. Then there were moments near the end where I started to turn (when he says something like "I wouldn't trust me either"). Then he put on the military gear in the finale and i was swayed. What a performance overall, well done sir
DeleteThe great John Colicos will always be Baltar to me.
Deletethe M I admit I needed IMDB to make this comment. I'm impressed you remember the original BSG. I have vague memories of it (I was 10) but they mostly involve Lorne Greene
DeleteBut I certainly remember John Colicos as the Klingon commander in TOS on that planet with the people who were so advanced they were just glowy lights
@29, one of my favourite STTOS episodes, Errand of Mercy. Colicos played Kor and had a great line when observing the peaceful Organians: "I don't trust men who smile to much."
DeleteAs a side note, he played in a Canadian made for TV movie as a Crown prosecutor who convicted that Saskatchewan MP who murdered his wife back in the 70's, I think. The names escape me. I'll have to look it up.
"there would be little of your mind left Captain. I have no desire to see you be a vegetable"
Deleteamazing performance. old school sly klingon
DINNER THREAD
ReplyDeleteI made some sort of veggie burrito / enchilada thing. I can never keep my "things stuffed in a tortilla" Tex-Mex food straight. Refried beans and guac inside a tortilla, baked with some melted cheese and onions on the top. Salsa verde over the whole thing when it came out of the oven. Delish!
Beverage is some Creemore, which is FINALLY available in bottles in Quebec after 10 years of me driving to Ottawa to get it. Amen
Just having a couple of hot dogs tonight, fish (yuck) for Mr.M.
DeleteTurkey meatloaf sammich with spicy BBQ sauce, mayo and jalapeño cheddar Cheese. Leffe Blonde and Brune. Carrot cake.
DeleteChicken and rice casserole made with left over BBQ chicken, cream of chicken soup, white basmati rice topped with bread crumbs and shredded Mexican cheese with a little spicy pepper medley for flavour. Yummy.
DeleteI got to axe myself sometimes. Tonite is one of those chopping points. Should i cheer this team on to victory, or should I just hid my head in a pountine of delicious delusional culinary skill taking me to a food place, and by doing so relieving my hockey anxiety. We crave and eat up all the carbord food they feed us. Even if we want to go low cardboard they will find a way to make us fat with their copyright version of hockey as we know and must accept it. Google is trying right now and asking me to sign a disclosure that I have never seen a goal scored outside a scrum and that skill and creatively is not the way to make a team over a a guy who with one punch can make your superstar the forgotten one.
ReplyDeleteJuce where are you, like a Simon and Garfunlke song we need your rythem.
ReplyDeleteWe are never going to win if the system is not willing.
I have been Habs-free for going on three weeks (leaf game excepted) and am completely stress free. I don't even look at the standings anymore and have no idea what position they are in and who is ahead or behind them. Had my blood pressure checked today, it was excellent and I feel great. To get my sports fix I watch golf on the weekend, love watching the pros play, they are craftsmen. Also enjoy Tiger Woods play like a weekend hacker. All I've done for hockey is come here and read the comments, get a rough idea of what's happening with them and see what everybody is eating or watching for entertainment. I am looking forward to the Olympics though.
ReplyDeleteheh, tsn has their guy in Boston to talk about an Oilers goalie. Sicker, you'd think they'd talk to Oiler team-mates about their goalie's great game. Nope, they talk to leaf. Sick fucks.
ReplyDeleteThese;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.foodbeat.com/food-reviews/orville-redenbachers-new-gourmet-popcorn-white-cheddar-chipotle-review/
are pretty good. Agreed, needs to be CHessier though.
Here I am Steve, I just finished half of a St.Hubert Chicken pie which I picked up during the holidays but never got around to eating. Maybe a beer later.
ReplyDeleteI sure hope coachless doesn't fuck this up, the Habs usually play well vs the broons bringing their A game.
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey 29, did you watch the video I posted the other day about BSG?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njr3aFpTMyQ
i did indeed! killed me. and it was me.
Deletethat begs the question? Can the GDP handle the BSG?
DeleteNo seriously what little distraction will pull back the curtain and make us all say, why did we not see a better man.
DeleteBuddha getting the call is...interesting.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Eastern traditions, Happy Lunar New Year! We are exiting the Year of the Snake and entering the Year of the Horse. I'm not sure what that means for the Habs, but as usual GYFHG!
Doesn't matter how many games the Habs have won against the Bs, if the broons win tonight you know TSNCBC will be all over it like a fat kid on a smartie. Interesting that everytime the Habs beat the Bs it's ho-hum, but if the Bs squeak one by the Habs there's headlines for days about the Habs being too small and generally terrible. Of course they're still talking about the leaf win from last year, so I don't expect any Woodworth and bernstein level journalism.
The headlines will be screaming even longer and louder if their leaf lose tonight, they think people are actually stupid enough not to notice.
DeleteNice Big Bird banner!
ReplyDeletepuck drop!
ReplyDeletelet's get this over with, i got a bad feeling. HANG ON BOYS
No peel or lee or pollock.
ReplyDeleteI am ready and willing to play, got my skates on , making a mess out of the carpet.
ReplyDeleteOh super, I get the broon feel. I'll keep everyone up to date on the insanity.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am with you as long as it can not be proven the Habs in the Molson Coors whorehouse are not part of the Carlyle Group.
Deletewe have some zip!
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the baby taps, rip it!
ReplyDeleteY(E)!!
ReplyDelete(Y)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete(Y)!!!
ReplyDeleteI am out on my front lawn watching the constellations looking for some sign.
ReplyDeleteYay! (Y)Emelin!
ReplyDeleteSagitarrius just got Geminii
ReplyDelete4th line, 6th shot for the Habs already. They live!
ReplyDeleteIf that is a roddy ridy Piper ref I salute you
DeleteAccording to Jake (fuckface) Edwards, we have a guy called "boli-der" on the team.
ReplyDeleteI think he and Bob cold are just brothers from another father.
Delete1-0 FLA
ReplyDeleteAnd the Habs have "Boy-die" in net.
ReplyDeleteJust wait till they start biting , we will fade
ReplyDeleteGet another one boys!!!
ReplyDeleteI am following! Follow you, follow me.....(Phil Collins)
ReplyDeleteAnd of course we still have "Suu-BONNE". Not sure if it's the awful Mass accent, or passive-aggressive insult a la Cherry.
ReplyDeleteIn my experience penis size is not colour co ordinated.
DeleteNice start, keep it going.
ReplyDeleteRip that puck and hit the net, coulda potted a couple.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
CASH IT
ReplyDeleteGood for ratface. Score on their asses!
ReplyDeletetouch me now, touch me now, touch me now now now. Just what was said in Genisis as in lamb lays down on browadway when Phil was just a drummer.
ReplyDeleteI can not watch. My therapist told me, you want PSTD and get FaNtino up your ass. Never thought I would have to worry about the Italians dong some greco roman on me. I say this will end in tears, tears I have been crying for twenty years. I hope we win but really it will not mean a godammed thing, or something Mohammad would not approve of.
ReplyDeleteDelay of game?
ReplyDeleteGo Habs go!
ReplyDeletePatCHes!!!
ReplyDeletepatCHes!!!!
ReplyDeletePatCHes!!!
ReplyDeletePatches! Nice!
ReplyDeleteAlso, 2-0 FLA, eat shit and die leaf and mediots!
ReplyDeleteIs that the chick from Hawaii 5-0?
ReplyDeleteIf you are talking about Grace Park, she was fracing beautiful in BSG
Delete2-0 FLA
ReplyDeletePatches!!,!!!!
ReplyDeleteAck.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I would like to see them blow out these fuckers, I also don't want to see dirty hits, goonery and "hockey plays" that result in Hab players being taken off on stretchers.
ReplyDeleteUh, come on Buddy.
ReplyDeleteOk, on the replay I see the tip.
Deletecripes
ReplyDeleteAnd here we go....
ReplyDeleteWow, that was an amazing save.
ReplyDeleteCa veux dire quoi...?
ReplyDeleteLet's not see that in Sochi.
ReplyDeleteThe DD-Patches-gKid line is looking very very good.
ReplyDelete2-1 FLA I don't like the similarities.
ReplyDeleteI am doing a new social experiment. Watching a meaningless game on the internet with out real time realism. How to bring some meaning to the pre playoff season? Maybe we could vote some guy off the team?
ReplyDeleteDid you know the home of Jack Daniels is a dry county?
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Deletehehe The Mexicant assisted on a FLA goal. Wasn't he a scratch for about 26 games?
ReplyDeleteBeating these frakers right now , today it do not matter a frakin bit. They got more Zombies in the freezer and supesoldiers brain dead an full of chemtrails than the Walking Dead. No the only way to win,is for us to give them a slapshoot to the head.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteChara consistently gets away with murder. Guess it's because he's a Norris winner. Just like PK!
ReplyDeleteHey Coachless, set PFK free!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
I am of two minds and that is a step down from my standard of four about this season. This team even with a Halak effort from Price is going nowwhere. So lets just be like Bombardier and put flying in the sky off a year.
ReplyDeleteOur Habs need our support.
DeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
See, this is not the time to use a TO.
ReplyDeleteFrak, the leaf with 2 early goals and they're up.
ReplyDeleteFrak.
DeleteStop tapping the puck, pass the damn thing.
ReplyDelete2-0 sens over Tampa.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeletefrak frak frak, Go Habs Go,FRAK
ReplyDeleteoof that must have hurt
ReplyDeleteFucking ratface.
ReplyDeleteI was just about to type the same thing! Double fuck fucking rat face.
DeleteFucking dirty broons. How is that NOT a penalty?!
ReplyDeleteLooks like it is.
DeleteFucking ratface and refs, he hooks him, he pushes him and doublechecks and DD gets a penalty too??
ReplyDeletewhen you have a ratface your choices are limited, and teams that draft you get the picture. Ratface is no doubt so juced he pisses oranges.
DeleteRemeber Oias and Blur fighting like Habs ane Broons, well I think Blur won
ReplyDeleteShe is so high
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh no, they have to give the Habs one too because don't want to upset Buttman's BFF.
ReplyDeleteGoal!
ReplyDeleteCash it!!
ReplyDeleteYeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or not...I'm confused and behind.
ReplyDeleteGio!
ReplyDeleteFuck you ratface hahahhhahha
ReplyDeleteThere we go.
ReplyDeleteGIO!
Buy tuka tuka tuka tyak
ReplyDelete*bye*
DeleteNice to see that slug broon thornton sit in the sin bin on that PP goal.
ReplyDeletebroon guys are crying over the PP. "That's real hockey!" "You can't play soft!" When all you see is dirt, you get used to being filthy.
ReplyDeleteRask kinda rhymes with frak.
ReplyDeleteBière!!
Briere!!!
ReplyDeletemiracle!!
ReplyDeleteBiere!
ReplyDeleteA vampire from Montreal kills a draft pick from Toronto
ReplyDeleteUpstairs where mama broon keeps the lube.
ReplyDeleteShe always told the FBI it was all spent in her ass
DeleteIn Booston its a fact, they tore down the elevated expressway, and made everyone who wanted to get to work go on the chocolate speedway. Diddlers congerate where there is diddling.
DeleteLet's see;
ReplyDelete1. 29 parks himself at Hurley's, Habs score and win
2. 29 posts the game day thread, Habs score and lead big time
3. ...
Kill it.
ReplyDeleteUnlike ratface, PFK's trip was not intentional, he was trying to clear the puck.but tsn will be all over it as it was the end of the period.
ReplyDeleteJack Edwards is such a hack. "Norris trophy winners take note!" Suck a ball, asshat.
ReplyDeleteStatistics do not lie, PFK walks in to a bar where the Shaved Ape is drinking some kind of Check lager. The average humanity of the bar just became half.
DeleteAt least the Habs Norris winner doesn't intentionally try to paralyze other players.
ReplyDeleteBudaj!
ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Nice, Stache.
ReplyDeleteRBQ ping!
ReplyDeleteLots of CHances but just no puck luck.
ReplyDeleteBudaj x2!
ReplyDeleteCrankshaft always shoots at the net, one day he'll cash it.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
broon guys still crying over the PP to ratface, saying that changed the game.
ReplyDeleteWe're cruising along quite nicely. some good hanging on
ReplyDeleteKill it, boys.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
All the broons do is hold the stick and this cheap call. Fuck off.
ReplyDeleteRefs do their best to get broons back in this.
ReplyDeleteunless a EMP pulse hits the greater Boston Area, you aint seen nothing yet
DeleteChara getting frustrated. Get the stretchers ready.
ReplyDeleteBudaj!!
ReplyDeleteBudy!
ReplyDeletesure pound KidG in the head three times
ReplyDeleteNice try goal judge, not even close.
ReplyDeleteLove gKid's smile after the goonery.
ReplyDeleteGo cash it for KidG
ReplyDeleteCash it for lucy punching (Y) in the back of the head.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Refs have done a good job limiting the normal broon cheap shots.
ReplyDeleteattack, attack, attack
ReplyDeleteAt this point I do not even fear the collapse
ReplyDeleteNice team win.
ReplyDeleteThx again for a great post 29 and see you mañana kidz.
quality frakking win!
ReplyDeletexo what do we know now, maybe better said in the original Chinese
ReplyDeleteFuck you dirty filthy shit stained broons. Eat it!
ReplyDeleteyes that as well
Delete5 in a row vs broons.
ReplyDeleteNice one. Night night.
ReplyDelete5-3 leaf just over 3min left. Pick it up FLA!
ReplyDelete6-3 frak it.
DeleteNice win. Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteThey won? In Boston? Frak, well alright. Is everybody OK?
ReplyDeleteRelatively clean by broons' standard. Ratface being a rat, lucy punches Yemelin in the back of the head but he got a penalty end of the game. Coachless should have kept his foot on the gas last 3 mins and really hammered 'em.
Deletenice win take the points but barely useful as a suggestion of our chances in the playoffs
DeleteNo injuries is a bonus. Always good to leave Beantown with your team intact. Gee, this staying away is working out good so far.
DeleteLife is good.
ReplyDeleteLower shields, ahead warp factor one.
Steady as she goes.
Go Habs