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And you may find yourself living with a PP shotgun lack
And you may find yourself in another part of fuckface bettman’s world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a nice 3 goal lead
And you may find yourself in a beautiful net, with a beautiful TFS
And you may ask yourself
Well...How did we get here?
Letting the plays go by
Let the ref hold me down
Letting the minutes go by
Timeouts flowing underground
Into the MT blue again
After Molson’s money's gone
Once in a lifetime
Consistency not to be found
And DGMB you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And Geoff you may ask yourself
Where is my large automobile?
And MT2 you may tell yourself
This is not a beautiful life
And TFS you may tell yourself
I’m going home to my beautiful wife
Letting the plays go by
Let the ref hold me down
Letting the minutes go by
Timeouts flowing underground
Into the MT blue again
After Molson’s money's gone
Once in a lifetime
Consistency not to be found
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Game dissolving...and lines always CHanging
There is Brière at the bottom of the lineup
Under MT2, carry this team to the bottom of the least
Remove the coach taking them to the bottom of the east
Letting the plays go by
Let the ref hold me down
Letting the minutes go by
Timeouts flowing underground
Into the MT blue again
After Molson’s money's gone
Once in a lifetime
Consistency not to be found
And you may ask yourself
Where is that beautiful team?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that powerplay go to?
And you may ask yourself
Is the ref right?…Is the ref wrong?
And you may say to yourself yourself
My God!...What is going on?!
Letting the plays go by
Let the ref hold me down
Letting the minutes go by
Timeouts flowing underground
Into the MT blue again
After Molson’s money's gone
Once in a lifetime
Consistency not to be found
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Look where the ref hand was
PP time isn't holding up
PK time is an asterisk
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
Yeah, the twister comes
Here comes the twister
Same as it ever was...
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Great parody, moeman and good to see 29 taking care of business.
ReplyDeleteGo Canada!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteGo Fucale
ReplyDeleteCash it.
ReplyDeleteKiller work moe
ReplyDeleteGYFCanadaG!!!
I like my new hairstyle
ReplyDeleteCasual, easy to care for.
DeletePixelated.
DeleteCanada killed it..
ReplyDeleteScores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteReinhart
Deletew00t!!!
ReplyDeleteSwiss powerplay.
ReplyDeleteSaved by Fucale
ReplyDelete1-0 after 1
ReplyDeleteI believe that's out first 1-0 lead of the tournament. I hope we're not making a mistake messing with our winning formula
Can you imagine growing up with a name like Dumba?
ReplyDeleteCanada gets a penalty shot.
ReplyDeletePenalty shot! CASH IT
ReplyDeleteI think they should have allowed the goal.
ReplyDeleteMantha scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2-1
ReplyDeleteNICE. what a move
ReplyDeleteWow Mantha is 6'5!
ReplyDeleteCash it.
ReplyDeleteToday’s free Apple gift is a Chatelaine cookbook. Bonus set of oven mitts!
ReplyDeleteAnybody got a feed to game? Excellent paradoy Moeman.
ReplyDeleteGo Canada Go
http://atdhe.xxx/hockey/watch-canada-vs-switzerland-51c49#
Deletecrap
ReplyDeleteAck.
ReplyDeleteDamn Swiss score with 1 sec left to the period.
ReplyDelete*Damn,*
DeleteReviewing if stick was too high.
ReplyDelete4 minutes to call it a good goal. At least you know they really looked at it, no like in Toronto.
ReplyDeleteIdiot TSN has a picture of PFK with the caption 'End Of The Road' for the story on the pre-game.
ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS
ReplyDeleteCash it, boys!
ReplyDeleteCrap, penalty to Canada.
ReplyDeleteScores!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteW00T!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLazar a Ottawa pick 17th overall. fuck would have been nice to see him or Mantha on our farm
ReplyDeleteFucale!
ReplyDeleteswiss have a player named Fabio, we need a Fabio
ReplyDeleteDamn another penalty.
ReplyDeletestop taking penalties FFS
ReplyDeleteScores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletew00t!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewhat is really interesting about this game is that it is interesting. Canada has a team full of NHL players but still the Swiss Miss can compete and give us some action. Take not Mr Buttman, Olympic sized ice might be the cure.
ReplyDeletenote Buttman, take a note
DeletePFK knows.
DeleteCHicken! Wait, what?
ReplyDeleteCanada and another Ottawa pick
ReplyDeletenope he is Pittsburg
Deletedo you really say pull E ott, I always thought it was pull E eh
ReplyDeleteAnd the crow chants Fucale, Fucale!
ReplyDelete*crowd*
Deletegreat GOT ref plus 1
DeleteIs Hudon playing?
ReplyDelete4.4secs to GO CANADA!
ReplyDeleteWoooooooohooooooooooooo!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats Canada, but good on you Swiss Miss
ReplyDeletenice job boys. take a lesson Habs
ReplyDeleteHey Merica you suck at hockey, and thats only a start
ReplyDeletedo not feel so bad Merica your really good at some really good things. No thanks to Dick Cheney and company
DeleteGo Habs Go!!
ReplyDeletedoes she not have a sexy voice OMG
ReplyDeleteOhh I got Colberg and DLR against Reway, GO Habs Prospects GO
ReplyDeletemy first look at Colberg and DLR. cmon boys!
Delete(Y) scratCHed for tonight.
ReplyDeleteJust watched 12 years a slave, the good news is the hero is a Canadian, the bad news is Buttman has a southern strategy, Yeah he wants all those KKK eyeballs. I am not one to buy into conspiracy theories. No everything you learned in elementary school about the noble aspirations of our leading individuals is absolutely true. Italians are great at construction, see Rome circa 1000 AD. Jews killed Jesus, and they kept that crime hidden for 300 years. Can a lay a lick on Islam, no they never killed anyone. Pastafarians have driven up the price of wheat in Africa. Every belief has its sins, all forgivable. But Buttmans southern strategy is the worst of the worst. I would never equate hockey with the two worst things in human history, judge for yourself which is worst, the holocaust or slavery. I would say the holocaust was worse because no one can plead ignorance. Which brings me back to Buttman, he has committed a holocaust on skill to produce a bland killing on ice that is the NHL today.
ReplyDeletethese Swedes are good
ReplyDeletePeople going to hate or even dislike. But that is what propels us forward. I am big on moving forward. Maybe loving the Montreal Canadians will be one of the test that qualify citizens to take positions of responsibility. We could have not worse measure of a person than to love the CH. Sure some will succumb to St Catherines St or the Sweet Ice Cream meth that follow a great victory. For the most they will pass out and load up for a new day. A day where the cup follows the parade. a day that brings a joy a facial wetness that most brides if they are in the moment will interpret as true love
ReplyDeletePFK is paired with Cube.
ReplyDeleteloophole has a disciplinary hearing on Friday.
ReplyDeleteSneaky, dirty player.
DeleteRepeat offender, I say 6 games - 4 for this one and 2 for the hit on Kadri.
DeleteHe is a Grade A asshole and thinks his wearing the disgusting blue&white means he has some kind of carte blancheetbleu. A very disrespectful player. Always been like that.
DeleteGo Preds.
ReplyDeleteInteresting: http://www.broadcastingcable.com/news/programming/cbs-live-stream-its-nfl-playoff-coverage/128200
ReplyDeleteThe entire house smells of curried chicken. I love how those smells last for a few days (too fucking cold to have the patio screen door opened). Bonus, might get to 0º Sunday! Where are my beaCH shorts!!!
ReplyDeleteAlso, had SriraCHa on my poaCHed eggs this AM. Wow!
33 Sriracha recipes (scroll down) : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/19/sriracha-recipes_n_4441860.html
DeleteHabs play OTT on Saturday, care to guess if the cockroaches deem two Canadian teams facing off to be their 'national' game?
ReplyDeleteNope.
DeleteSeveral things to comment on.
ReplyDelete1. moe is going to wear out that picture of a smiling 29.
2. Too busy with my boy to watch the SwissMiss/Canuck game live and join the commenting.
3. I like this Fucale kid. He's got the swagger to play in Montreal.
4. Rumours of a deal between the Habs and Sabres....Ott may be involved. He's kind of a dick but the last time I saw the Sabres he was annoying the fuck out of Princess Pylon and that little fucking rat the Jackal. I like that.
I'll check in later for an update. Ciao.
1. Nah, all in à propos FHFun. 29 can have his web lawyer call me if there's an overuse issue.
Delete2. Not a bad game at all. Fell asleep during the Sweden game.
3. Thx Squid.
4. Wouldn't mind Ott one bit. Bonus, drooling CotU mediots.
Season 3, Episode 1, fun; http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/louis-c-k-comedy-sex-and-the-blue-numbers
ReplyDeleteNot watching tonight...I will follow your comments and catch up tomorrow. Still pissed that a useless fucking waste of space like eMpTy still has a job with the Habs so my protest will be silent for the time being...but before I go dark...fuck you Michel Therrien - I absolutely despise what you have done to mt Habs. You are a fucking useless coach the first time you tried and you are possibly even more fucking useless this time around. Your player management is straight out of the dark ages and you are a fucking piss poor judge of character and more interested in keing hour job by spewing rhetoric you don't believe for a second and then you dare to show contempt for people who dare to call you on it. Fuck you for what you are doing go PFK and fuck you for continually ignoring the future by giving GChuk shit minutes out of position. He is a natural superstar CENTERMAN younfuckin blind dumb cocksucker. Now fuck off and die!
ReplyDeleteI love it!
DeleteVodkov plays his 100th consecutive game tonight.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!!! SCORE SOME GOALS FFS HANG ON BOYS!!!!
ReplyDeletethose green stars unis are terrible
ReplyDeletePING
They look like martians.
DeleteCole's been hot lately, let's end that tonight.
ReplyDeleteBonus having a sister that lives in Switzerland, LINDT!
ReplyDeletePoor Bourque always a bridesmaid never a bride.
ReplyDeleteAck
ReplyDeleteWTF they played during the break and it's 1-0 stars.
ReplyDeletewhy do i even bother. sigh
ReplyDeletepenalty....
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
That's it gCHyuk will be benched for the season by MT now.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope stars' poor PP continues tonight.
ReplyDeletePatCHes!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePatCHes!
ReplyDeletepatCHes!!!!
ReplyDeleteKidG nooooooooo
ReplyDeleteuh oh, Hope Gallagher is ok.
ReplyDeleteHe's OK. It'll take a lot more to hurt KidG.
DeleteGood Gallagher's back.
ReplyDeleteJust got a call from my friend Ama Retto.
ReplyDeleteMy Buddy, Bud came over.
Deleteheh
DeleteKidG just tapped someone with his stick. Be careful you'll be sent to the box.
ReplyDeletejuce, are you suggesting that embezzlerefs talk amongst themselves and maybe KidG's 'abuse of a crybaby official' was discussed amongst the crew of crybaby officials?
DeleteExactly, they've circulated a list with his 'infraction' from the bench on it.
DeleteOooh PP, Cash it, boys!
ReplyDeleteLast shot from PFK was right on Lehtonen.
ReplyDeleteSo if Bobby Ryan is a lunkheaded leaf does he get the same bullshit personal putdowns by some overrated fat fuck exec in Calgary? Methinks the overrated fat fuck exec in Calgary has a personal agenda against the player and probably because the player is a Sen. The excuses the overrated fat fuck exec in Calgary uses against Ryan pale when his numbers are compared to the oft-tracked ke$$el.
ReplyDeletebroons, preds tied at 2 in the 3rd.
ReplyDeleteGo Preds
sens, jets tied at 2 in the 3rd
Go Jets.
DDD!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDDD!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDDD on a sick play by PFK!
ReplyDeleteAn Olympian play by PFK.
DeleteWhat a play by PFK!
ReplyDeleteFuck you MT
Blanche shouldn't get a penalty, the other guy went after him.
ReplyDeleteI give that one to MoeMaN
ReplyDeleteThx juce.
DeleteCole & pleXXXe?
ReplyDeleteCrap, penalty shot.
ReplyDeleteGo TFS!!
O CMON
ReplyDeletethat was not a breakawy
crap
ReplyDeletePFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePFK!
ReplyDeleteStick the penalty shot up your ass ref!
ReplyDeleteWow! WoW! Wow!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTSN will find a way not to make the the HON
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine PFK scoring a goal like that at the Olympics? Usain Bolts Swedish gal pals would go fucking crazy.
Deleterandy carlyle just called Stevie Y. to complain about PFK.
ReplyDeleteTFS got an assist!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteStick that penalty shot up your ass refs!
They'd have to remove their embezzled heads first.
DeleteA little lubricant...
DeleteSomething oily like colon campbell?
DeleteRDS should STFU about the Canadian National anthem (being sung in French) as the never fucking show it. Ever.
ReplyDeleteTreu dat. Maybe they heard Elliot saying it may not be feasible for to have an outdoor game in Montreal as their fans prefer to watch RDS. Well if CBC didn't suck leaf ass, maybe.
DeleteAnother penalty.
ReplyDeleteKill it.
TFS!
ReplyDeleteIncidental contact, stop whining.
ReplyDeleteOne of the dumbest tweets I've ever seen comes from some American chick (wearing a Bruin's jersey in her avi) yesterday, " I'm so happy Sidney Crosby didn't make the US Olympic team." I literally choked on my tea.
ReplyDeleteCHai? : ))
DeleteUnbelievable - NOT, it's a broon fan.
DeleteNevah! Tetley. That.is.all.
DeleteOh, and does Moey have her little pinkie raised whilst sipping her tea? (Say yes)
DeleteAlways. My mother was British, I had tea in my baby bottle
DeleteSugar and lemon?
DeleteAlways milk with a wee bit of sugar.
DeleteDamn, 2 nice set-ups by PFK, Gkid missed and Vodkov missed.
ReplyDeletejuce, did fried man actually say that about an outdoor game in Montreal?
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGorgjosh!
ReplyDeleteGorges doubles as goalie.
ReplyDeletePay Gorges all the money.
ReplyDeleteSave some (pun intended) for PFK.
DeleteCan't believe I have to listen to a lunkhead like denis gauthier comment about PFK.
ReplyDeleteMediots,
ReplyDeletePFK is no longer a rookie. He is an exciting, creative, seriously skilled player. Please stop analyzing his every fucking minor mistake to bring him (a black man) down. This bullshit of reigning him in and of defensive liabilities, needs to fucking stop. He is a fucking exquisite (expensive) diamond. There's no more rough. Admire his game and most of all enjoy it.
moe
+76
DeleteAny news if Saku still has it to make the Finnish Olympic team?
ReplyDeleteHope they bring him and Teemu as the wise old vets. I still miss my Saku. *cries*
Deletebroon win in OT.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOk boys, let's make this one count - cash it!
ReplyDeleteGkid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKidG
DeleteKidG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKidG!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKill it boys.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with TFS tonight, left net wide open a couple times.
ReplyDeleteJust another day at the office for TFS.
DeleteCrap.
ReplyDeleteAck.
ReplyDeletecrap
ReplyDeleteOh for fuck sakes.
ReplyDeleteWow
ReplyDeletecrap crap
ReplyDeletejust like Florida deja vu all over again
i mean Carolina.
DeleteLego!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLEGO!
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteWings!!!!!!!
Faith FHFers!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Ping (DDD head hits metal).
ReplyDeleteOMG HOW DID YOU MISS
ReplyDeleteOMG so many close ones.
ReplyDeleteWTF was that save by Lethonen!
ReplyDeleteMan if he just lifted the puck....
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2014/01/wow-again.html
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