O-man will need something more than Seinfeld's "It's a show about nothing." since that's been done. So we should probably work out some details about The Superb Owl. TSO is a combo book store/pub/laundromat in a quaint neighbourhood where a group of friends hang out and discuss world events and more specifically sports and even more specifically football (it's actually hockey, but to sell it to the big mercan networks, we'll say it's football). It'll have an interesting cast of characters such as Twen Ti Nyne, the ex-lawyer who gave up on the internet to open this joint. His Thai-Jewish parents aren't too happy with him. And then there's the guy that seems to never leave the bar and sits with his computer at the same table in the corner - somehow he lives off of blogging about said events and he's just known by his blogger name The Big CHeese. He always eats well. Then there's a host of other regulars - the miserly old guy from "Maine" with the funny accent, the unemployed guy out to take down the government while keeping a close eye on 'the man', a couple of femmes who are always there for gametime, one who's always extra optimistic and another that sometimes shows up with her significant other who causes trouble when he tries to change the channel to the nature station mid breakaway, (I mean touchdown pass ;). It'll be hilarious.
Think combination Cheers/Black Books (watch this if you haven't already) and maybe HIMYM (i didn't really watch that one much but seems like what i'm thinking).
Shit, my non-hockey friend 'rang' (knocked, doorbell hasn't worked in years - I miss a lot of visitors that way), I had to pause and catch up. PleXXXe was asked how many different players he had today, 'Don't know, maybe 4' GO SENS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I was enjoying the sens' lead until brothers dumb and dumber fucked it up. Habs standing is on the line here, leaf need to stay in the wildcard spot.
One of the heaviest advertisers on the Golf Channel and during the tournaments is Cialis. Not quite sure what they're trying to imply.
ReplyDeleteCialis should sponsor curling.
DeleteAt the Tournament of Hearts? ;-)
DeleteOh fucking hell - that mclame pic is gonna make me I'll...you gotta getbacnew thread up soon Moeman!
ReplyDeleteNot til Mañana Bro. < insert evil laugh here >
DeleteO-man will need something more than Seinfeld's "It's a show about nothing." since that's been done. So we should probably work out some details about The Superb Owl. TSO is a combo book store/pub/laundromat in a quaint neighbourhood where a group of friends hang out and discuss world events and more specifically sports and even more specifically football (it's actually hockey, but to sell it to the big mercan networks, we'll say it's football). It'll have an interesting cast of characters such as Twen Ti Nyne, the ex-lawyer who gave up on the internet to open this joint. His Thai-Jewish parents aren't too happy with him. And then there's the guy that seems to never leave the bar and sits with his computer at the same table in the corner - somehow he lives off of blogging about said events and he's just known by his blogger name The Big CHeese. He always eats well. Then there's a host of other regulars - the miserly old guy from "Maine" with the funny accent, the unemployed guy out to take down the government while keeping a close eye on 'the man', a couple of femmes who are always there for gametime, one who's always extra optimistic and another that sometimes shows up with her significant other who causes trouble when he tries to change the channel to the nature station mid breakaway, (I mean touchdown pass ;). It'll be hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThink combination Cheers/Black Books (watch this if you haven't already) and maybe HIMYM (i didn't really watch that one much but seems like what i'm thinking).
Delete+converted touCHdown!
Deleteand some people critize me for convoluted
DeleteYou could have a special episode where twen it nine takes over the joint and runs wild. They will be some of the truly classic episodes...
Deletewho the hell is criticizing Steve!?
DeleteAbsolutely KmaXXX, which makes me think this needs to be an HBO show.
I should be featured, I got more hair in every place than Mclame. Now maybe he gets more ladies cause I already got one.
ReplyDeleteI believe you were described in the spec that Paddy laid out...see "unemployed...keeping an eye on the man"
DeleteIMHO I could star in that show
DeleteOld, white, intolerant, bigoted. Putin's Olympics or donald SS cherry?
ReplyDeleteits better to have old white men fucking the taxpayer instead of each other
DeleteYes...
DeleteWither the lemon party.
DeleteNot surprising how the desperate cockroaches are sucking Kypreos Kock. Sick fucKs.
ReplyDeleteShit, my non-hockey friend 'rang' (knocked, doorbell hasn't worked in years - I miss a lot of visitors that way), I had to pause and catch up. PleXXXe was asked how many different players he had today, 'Don't know, maybe 4'
ReplyDeleteGO SENS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man and people think Habs ceremonies are excruciating.
ReplyDeleteNothing like sucking up to the military with lifetime losers and worse cocksucking a referee. Well swallowed leaf.
M-u-s-t a-v-o-i-d scrolling to top of page.
ReplyDeletekessel still using that stick - right in the back, fucking coward. DO SOMETHING NHL
ReplyDeleteHe'll be totally confused in Sochi where only putin can hack at his opponents.
DeleteScore!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo what are the criteria for leaf scouts when drafting/signing players - how ugly they are? the uglier, the higher dollar/term?
ReplyDeleteLupul is a pretty boy.
DeleteThis is true, I'll give 'em that one.
DeleteKeep it up sens,I like it.
ReplyDeleteHold on a minute here, 2 of the zebras are Paul Devorsky and Greg Devorsky hmm......related? conflict of interest? I smell a rat.
ReplyDeleteNo way, cece hit in the back into the boards - no call, play continues and immediately a goal?
ReplyDeleteFucking kadri, the dirtiest player gets away with fucking murder.
ReplyDeletecockroaches love it.
DeleteEven dirtier, kadri gets an assist.
ReplyDeleteRDS showing all the dirty kadr plays.
ReplyDelete*of all his games, not just tonight*
DeleteYou guys can't possibly be enjoying watching this game. I know moe is on monitor duty but, gee........
ReplyDeleteYou mean he's not really here? He just doesn't want me to feel alone? (wipes tears)
DeleteActually, I was enjoying the sens' lead until brothers dumb and dumber fucked it up. Habs standing is on the line here, leaf need to stay in the wildcard spot.
DeletePaul is the older brother of NHL linesman Greg Devorski. THAT is a clear conflict of interest and should NOT be allowed.
ReplyDeleteHA, RDS says (during faceoff) phaneuf and cece exchanging words, phaneuf likes them small.
ReplyDeleteRefs finally got them the lead, I soooo hate blatant, biased, favoritism refs display. If the team is not good enough - so be it.
ReplyDeleteNeal scores, lupul tries to hide it by hitting it back under bernier's feet.
ReplyDeleteAm I biased? yes, but the sens have 'honestly' earned this one.
ReplyDeleteStopped watching. Too much bias.
ReplyDeleteWell, I invested this much, may as well go to the end.
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteSurprised the refs don't take off their own hats and throw them on the ice.
ReplyDelete5-3 What a disgusting display of officiating favouritism.
ReplyDeleteRefs take all the enjoyment out of hockey.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the hospitality, moeman. Goodnight All.
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