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He's laughing with another agent
And playing with another Habs part
Placing high stakes, making hearts aCHe
He's loved in seven (OK, two) languages
Jewel box life diamond nights and ruby lights, high in the sky
Heaven help him, when he FHFalls
Diamond life, lover boy
He move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy
Montreal city lights and business nights
When we require PFKs desire for higher heights
No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to CHance
No place to be ending but somewhere to start
No need to ask
He's a smooth operator
Smooth operator, smooth operator
Smooth operator
Coast to coast, LA or Chicago, Finals not made
Across the north and south, to cold Fargo, Panic for sale
Face to face, each classic case
Don't Flower box and double cross
Yet need the CHase
A license to love, insurance to hold
Melts all playoff memories and CHange into gold
His eyes are like angels but his DGMB heart is cold
No need to ask
He's a smooth operator
Smooth operator, smooth operator
Smooth operator
Coast to coast, LA or Chicago, Finals not made
Across the north and south, to fucking Fargo, Panic for sale
Smooth operator, smooth operator
Smooth operator, smooth operator
Smooth operator, smooth operator
Smooth operator, smooth operator
Smooth operator, smooth operator
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Don't operate equipment under the inFHFluence.
Awesome parody, moeman.
ReplyDeleteHappy SF everyone.
Woohoo! Orange new season starts today!
According to TSN Hockey Insider Bob McKenzie, Jim Rutherford is going to be announced as the new general manager of the Pittsburgh Penguins.
ReplyDeleteSo much for McSplooge.
ReplyDeleteI second the Parody, very deep I hope it does not vanish. Whats Vanish's favourite magazine ? Soldier of Fortune!
ReplyDeleteThe Flower weighs in on the 70 anniversary of D Day " You don't win wars with Generals like Montgomery"
If only Vanish had a bit of Far Cry in him.
ReplyDeletePenguins fire Bylsma, Fleury the sieve can't be far behind.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine watched Edge of Tomorrow. He said it was the greatest sci fi movie ever. Combining elements of Independance Day, Source Code and Saving Private Ryan. Plus for the femmes there is a out of time love story. My friend says this movie demonstrates that Hollywood thinks the global mind is not dead.
ReplyDeleteHappy SF everyone! The OITNB theme in there is absolutely fab moe! I could watch Piper and 70s Donna make out forever
ReplyDeleteIs it October yet?
I am cancelling my internet, no OITNB links at this time. What the hell did I pay all that money for anyway?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.couchtuner.ch/watch-orange-is-the-new-black-online-1/
DeleteEviel Eviel thought, trade for the Princess so the team can enjoy his wife. Do not hate me it has happened many times before.
ReplyDeleteStill feels sad here in New Brunswick with the tragic events of the last few days. My heart goes out to the young families left behind by this senseless act. All praise to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, a professional police force who controlled their emotions and manged to bring in a dangerous person without firing a single round.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts and prayers to the their families, I was praying for his capture without any further loss of life. One of the officers is from Quebec, his wife was expecting their 2nd child. He was a dog handler. The officer's mother asked that people keep their porch lights on last night in his memory.
DeleteNever thought about it but they said the RCMP are the most vulnerable of all, they often patrol alone in secluded areas. R.I.P.
we live in a very sick world. its time to turn back the clock and rebuild the proper way
DeleteI watched the first episodes of Orange last night. I should have started earlier, I was just going to watch 1 but ended up watching 2 more and before I knew it, it was almost 3:00am.
ReplyDeleteWe watched the first two episodes but started early. Piper is so gullible.....and dumb as a fence post.
DeleteMoncton united for RCMP
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/AlisonNorthcott
Crazy Eyes for PM, at least we would have honestly crazy.
ReplyDeleteWatching G2 Rags-Kings. Rags are such divers, such fakers, such assholes. Go Kings Go!
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, as usual, the refs just eat it up.
DeleteKreider just had a break away and "accidentally" fell down after he missed the net. Luckily, through the grace of god, he slid past the net. He looked hurt after he hit the boards, but alas he was not. Just wish the poor guy could stay on his feet! Another invisible stick was responsible, I guess.
ReplyDeleteThe NBC announcer is one of the most annoying voices in the world. The fake yelling at all times. Ugh.
Haha, so during play all the Rags do is flop around and fake injuries but after the whistle? Look out! Late bumps and dirty talk. Fucking losers.
ReplyDeleteAlright, back to Orange is the New Black. I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere with my name. Watched the first 7 yesterday. It was a lazy day.
ReplyDeleteExcellent electrolatino version of Smooth Operator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zke6WpWzwd4
ReplyDeleteSmoov.
ReplyDeleteOrangeman I watched the game too, what a bunch of whining that they didn't get a goalie interference on the 3rd goal. McDonagh had King pinned between himself and Lundquist and is responsible for impeding his own goalie and ultimately for the goal, I guess that makes Subban a 'defensive liability'.
ReplyDeleteI watched it on RDS, times that I have watched on NBC they cut to regular programming, did it last year's playoffs and earlier again this season during an afternoon game.
Lundquist should have gotten a diving penalty.
Whining, diving, reckless, embellishing Rangers. Funny how the mediots aren't reporting it.
ReplyDeleteForgot complaining, too.
DeleteDoes anybody beside the cockroaches even give a flying fuck anymore about the finals? Outside of NY and LA, I doubt anybody in the rest of the U.S.A. does.
DeleteSome articles by Scotty Bowman in local French paper, in today's, he says the pros to sign Vodlov outway the cons.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.journaldemontreal.com/auteur/scotty-bowman
Bros meatfest here:
ReplyDeletepiri/spanish paprika chicken
curry and agave lamb chops
Leffe braised BBQ ribs
Korean BBQ pork loin <-- spicy!
mounds of garlic bread
Klondike bars
Forgot the crouton-less Caesar salad (see mounds of garlic bread
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Going into the thrid period of OITNB. With a little overtime should finish tonite.
ReplyDeleteI fell asleep and just woke up - damn, I'll be up all night.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe just turn everything off and go back to sleep.
ReplyDelete/zzzzzz
Canada as you may have noticed is now ruled by Alberta. Time was and it will come again Ontario and Quebec will get out of electoral prison. In Quebec the last election filled the nation with hope. I live in Ontario and we are filled with hope and fear in the next election. The NDP like Uncle Jack are poised to put a new Harper in Power. Another Economist who cares more for power than math.
ReplyDeleteI have reached out to all the sensible people and they have not been accepting. However at this late hour in the election
I think my idea could swing the Ontario vote. What if we viewed the election through OITNB glasses?
I am sure more people in Ontario spent more hours on Orange is the New Black last weekend than the provincial election by a factor of a quadrillion.
But what if we were voting in cast members?
Tim Hudak, my first instinct is to say pornstasche, but he does have a lot of crazy eyes going on.
Kathleen Wynne- 100% Red, she hates all the shit she has to accept to cook a great meal, but still takes deliveries daily.
Andrea Horvath - Piper. Which team am I on, people like me they really like me even though I have made terrible decisions.
Die you fucking whining mclame-loved messed up messier'd fuckups from NY.
ReplyDeleteThey're dead.
DeleteCouldn't happen to a nicer bunch of thugs. I have absolutely no respect for the Rags after what Kreider did to Price, then a few of 'em 'fall' into Tokarski, what Moore did to Weise, what AV said about Weise admiring his pass, Carcillo's head-butting then getting his suspension reduced and being allowed to return to play in the SCF. They act like they are the broons.
DeleteDIE!
Glad to see them die and I see a Chicken accidentally nailed Quick. As a measure of our team it shows we still need at least one or two good improvements to reach the top.
DeleteFunny.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/katiekelley1991/status/476211176708120576/photo/1
Anybody still watching the playoffs? Are the CBCockroaches still sucking Ranger arse or have they switched their loyalties to the Kings? They're happy as long as the Habs are out of the picture.
ReplyDeleteI've been watching, but NOT on CockroachBroadCasting. I went out to watch it last night, must have been a total of 10 people in the joint.
Deletenope, not watching dont want those big forwards from LA hurting my SMURF world view. I would say on our Stanley Cup team we have Kid G and Renway/Hudon and thats all for SMURF city.
DeleteI catch the odd moment but could care less. CAn't wait to see the cockroach numbers compared to the Habs games. They have been sucking messier and waynego so hard that they bleed oil. Sick fucks.
DeleteGetting a parking ticket isn't the only thing to worry about when parking your car.
ReplyDeletehttp://montreal.ctvnews.ca/bees-in-montreal-make-parked-car-their-new-hive-1.1861904
http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/2014/05/02/habs_forward_pk_subban_target_of_racist_slurs_on_twitter_after_gamewinner_against_bruins.html
ReplyDeleteBad British Sports Commentary - Broons / Hawks
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqkvSUNfZFk
Tim the Boz update: http://www.cbc.ca/kamloops/mt/2014/06/09/tim-bozon-back-to-chasing-nhl-dreams/
ReplyDeleteThat's great news, moeman.
Deletehttps://twitter.com/timbozon94
http://www.kamloopsthisweek.com/to-the-brink-and-back-bozon-family-recounts-tims-chilling-brush-with-death/
Sweet Fucale news: http://www.calgaryherald.com/sports/hockey/calgary-flames/Zach+Fucale+headlines+group+goalies+Hockey/9923153/story.html
ReplyDeleteGo Zach!
DeleteTime for the kings to end this fucking boring fiasco of a Finals. There's some BRAzilian football to have FHFun with. Wonder if the cockroaches' main in-house bigoted racist will comment on the beautiful game played by Euros and non-whites. Bonus, no more Habs to hate (unless you are pfuck daddy, who can't seem to stop ragging on Montreal, must be a cocksucking tranna lover).
ReplyDeletepFuck says the Habs are the only divers in the league. Guess he watches the other games with blinders on. He never saw Cryder dive into Carey either...blades first.
DeleteTime for a little OITNB.
ReplyDeleteOne episode left for me.
DeleteNetflix be blessed. First two series that never should have been made according to the MAN. Second for thinking outside the box and releasing a whole season on the same day. When you think about it is the only logical choice.
DeleteCanada be a big country man. Who rules, for sure its not the people. Ontario and Quebec are Canada by any statistical measure. Even with all the gold in the ground Alberta is still a pimple on the butt. The people of Quebec recently had to choose between madness and reality. Now the people of Ontario have to choose between the force of the astro turf Tea Party and a Liberal goverment who has flubbed some big files. I would not be Steve if I did not comment.
ReplyDeleteWe are just a bunch of lazy bums here in the Maritimes. Ask the PM.
Deletehttp://www.sportspickle.com/2014/06/henrik-lundqvist-miss-stanley-cup-final-seek-treatment-advil-addiction
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sportspickle.com/2014/05/milan-lucics-10-rules-etiquette
ReplyDeleteLove how OITNB season 2 ends.
ReplyDeleteSo if LA wins tonight the mediots will be back to 100% leaf coverage. Sick fucks.
ReplyDeleteIts officially a very serious rumour, Vanish will not be back.
ReplyDeleteRags win one. We were so fucking close. IF TFS had not been injured we would have been in the final show and who knows what could happen.
ReplyDeleteI am watching the final of The 100. A very good young adult sci fi,
http://www.zzstream.li/2014/06/the-100-s1-e13-we-are-grounders-part-ii.html
I have to admit I have doubts about PFK as a good teammate.But he is not even close to the league where Danny Heatley and Jason Spezza play.
ReplyDeletewith the success of OITNB I want to kick start a project that has exactly the same script but Piper is a man. Yeah we are not there yet and may never be.
ReplyDeleteIs there anything more important than hockey? When you think aboot it one can say we live in a most perfect world.
ReplyDeleteMan, the ice at MSG is horrendous, I guess they didn't include it in their $1Billion budget. The way the puck stopped just before it crossed the goal line as the momentum of the puck created some sort of snow bank in front of it, was like something you see in a cartoon.
ReplyDeleteLast night RDS was already mulling over a replacement for Gallant, throwing in a few names but one particularly from QMJHL and saying it's a great opportunity for MT to name a francophone. Sheesh - fuck off already.
*reno* budget
ReplyDeleteRichard Labbe of La Presse reports that the Montreal Canadiens will not be offering a new contract to forward George Parros, who is set to become an unrestricted free agent on July 1.
ReplyDelete“Shorter players may perform better for a longer period of time due to experiencing less strain on impact and less wear and tear on their joints,” noted Philippe Renaud, a biomechanics researcher at McGill’s Ice Hockey Research Group. Renaud added that the laws of physics suggest the shoulders, hips, knees and ankles of a player such as Francis Bouillon, who is 5’8”, receive much less torsional amplitudes as those of a player standing at 6’6”. Not only do taller players put more stress on their bodies while pivoting and braking, but the longer length of their limbs also puts them at greater risk for a catastrophic injury while making an open-ice check or taking a hit along the boards.
ReplyDeletehttp://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=721759
they call him the Smurf doctor and he only sees you in a blue room
DeleteJust preparing the fans for the renewal of Gio.
DeleteGio will be the #1 RW with Patches and DD. The Two Smurfs and a Man line.
DeleteYou boys should be on stage. lol
DeleteI'll bet Steve voted for the Rhinoceros Party in today's Ontario election. What, you don't remember them?
ReplyDeletethey made me horny
DeleteIf you like Steven Segal check out his newly released Into the Sun. Its on You Tube for free, and I have conveniently embedded it for you.
ReplyDeleteWorst actor in the history of Hollywood.
Deletehe is going to come to your house and slap chocky you.
DeleteIs it Chuck Norris approved?
DeleteI'm not worried, I'm a black belt.... and Hollywood makes a mockery of martial arts.
DeleteMaritimer you have to respect Segal's martial arts pedigree. He is no Jean Claude Van Dam. I bet he could take Chuck Norris, Arnold and Stallone in a real fight.
Delete@Maritimer I have three black belts in my closet, along with a single shot 12 guage, and guess which part of my wardrobe would win. :)
DeleteFull disclosure, I do not own a shotgun or any firearm, I do not drink whiskey, and I would never do both in combination of listening to Leonard Cohen.
@Steve, Segal may have been good in his day and I do respect his pedigree, but that movie martial arts stuff can make anybody look good. I remember being amazed at Bruce Lee and what he could do back in the 70's.... until I watched Enter the Dragon a few years back. Watching it now, I realized that when Lee fought 20 or 30 opponents at the same time, they all waited their turn to rush in and get hit.
DeleteNow Billy Jack, there was a smart dude. He would fight one or two guys then run away for a bit to set himself up to do it again, then repeat again.
Isn't he also a sherriff? Cute pony tail, though.
DeleteR.I.P. Ruby Dee
ReplyDeleteJust finished OITNB, damn good series. You were right, moeman, awesome.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know the trans-gender really is. She(?) is on the cover of Time.
DeleteHer actual twin brother played "her" before the transformation in the opening sequence of Season 1. He was the firefighter in the doctor's office.
DeleteI love a world where a transgender black person can be a TV star.
DeleteI love firefighters!
DeleteBreaking sexy news! It is suitable for work if Kate Upton works for you.
ReplyDeleteWax on, wax off!
ReplyDeletehttp://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2014/06/get-sexy-friday-brazilian.html