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D-Men on the Ice
By: Andrei Markov and PK Subban
Parody: Islands in the Stream (Kenny Rodgers and Dolly Parton)
by O-man!
Baby when I met you there was wins unknown
Gainey was set to get you with a fine tooth comb
Habs were soft on ice
There was something going on
You do something to me that I can't explain
Cover me closer and I feel no pain
Every shot from the point
We got something going on
Good defence is fine
It requires a dedication
All these passes we do needs no conversation
We pass to each other, ah ha
Covering one another, ah ha
D-Men on the ice
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
One timer with me
To the top corner
And we pass to each other, ah ha
From one all-star to another, ah ha
I can't win without you if your goals were gone
My assists mean nothing if you got no shot
And you just walk in from the right
Just slowly gaining sight of the low glove
But this always happens to us, you know no doubt
Too deep in the zone and we got no way out
But the one timer is there
This could be the year for the 25th Cup
No more will you cry
Habbies I will hurt you never
We start and end as one
A pair forever
We can ride it together, ah ha
Making highlights with each other, ah ha
D-Men on the ice
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
One timer with me
To the top corner
And we pass to each other, ah ha
From one all-star to another, ah ha
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The Hamilton Bulldogs will now become the St. John's IceCaps and they will get some love from all the Habs fans that are in the great province of Newfoundland and Labrador. They'll fill Mile One Stadium and our friend and fellow Habs fan plus great columnist J.T. will be there I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
What an awesome game day thread. Great O'man paraddy, mme Beliveau and PFK blowing kisses, the fan with the cast...awesome!
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO!!
Great preview and paradoy Moe and O, I was hoping to find out who won the lottery.
ReplyDeleteOh man I just saw Edmonton. My consiracy theory has been proved fales, my whole belief system is shaken. I have to admit that there are no Nazi at the south pole, operation highjump was just a survey mission and all those people died and ships sunk in a trainiing exercise,it was a weather ballon that crashed Roswell, JFK was killed by a lone guman, GHWB did not fly on the SR71 to meet the Ayaottla in Spain, and 911, they just hated freedom.
DeleteWell I guess we can make the best of it. Edm needs D and goal to fit McDavid. We sign Dish then trade him and Fuckme to Edm for Eberle and the Yak, I know I am cunning.
As I mentioned in the previous thread, poor Connor McDavid, it will be -35 or worse for him in Edmonton next season and I'm not talking about the temperature. I don't think even the leaf could fuck up so many top 5 draft picks. Bottom feeders again. Gary may have to step in and say enough is enough, no more toys for you guys, you keep breaking them. The league is going to award the 1st overall pick in 2016 to a management team with some brains...here you go Mssr. Bergevin, show them how it's done and congrats on your 25th Cup by the way!
DeleteFWIW, I hope the Yotes pick Strome.
DeleteJust as predicited Senturds flush the turdburglar.
ReplyDelete(Jerry doing Kramer voice)
ReplyDeletegiddyup
29 doing Kramer voice;
DeleteGiddy? Yup!
WatCHIng sip Caps-Isles. So once Nassau Coliseum closes that leaves virtually no "classic" hovkey arenas left. MSG I guess. Kind of sad really
ReplyDelete/put me on an ice floe already
*hockey arenas. In my defense, I'm drinking already
DeleteCrowd is fucking wild and loud in there today!
DeleteThis, is how fucking desperate, the SFU are;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/toronto-maple-leafs-were-one-number-away-from-getting-connor-mcdavid-at-nhl-draft-lottery/
5 more black men join Habs. Here are this seasons Aces. Surprisingly no Ghetto.
ReplyDeleteHudon like Hudson, so lets call him Champlain or Champ for short, will play this playoffs.
So far only 2 teams have taken the first 2 games of their series, Habs and Ducks.
ReplyDeletePotential final for sure.
DeleteMT overheard telling DSIP to bulk up a bit to prepare for the Finals.
ReplyDeleteTonight's refs are Brian Pochmara (#16) and Dan O’Rourke (#9) Standby referee is Dan O’Halloran (#13).
ReplyDeleteScores!
ReplyDeleteI should've written this;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-debate/dear-toronto-sorry-to-see-you-miss-the-playoffs---again-love-montreal/article23983602/
New honorary FHF member.
DeleteInteresting (and refreshing) how the MacDavid pick has kept the SFU quiet.
ReplyDeleteWeeping fans, not so muCH.
DeleteBuffalo keeps it in perspective, of course they will go into the draft with a GM, Coach and a full compliment of scouts, Tranna still trying to decide which former resident of Rwanda will decide. As of today even that is not clear because the Christmas tree minority owner watched Any Which Way but Loose on Crave and is now pushing for an Orangatan GM instead of a Great Ape.
DeleteJerks in every crowd;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/ottawa-senators-fan-katie-kerrick-harassed-at-habs-game-1.3039078
Fucking disgusting, these idiots bring shame to the rest of and taint the reputation of a Classy organization.
DeleteSFU is going to have a field day.
There needs to be a PSA before every Habs game telliing the fans to stay classy and read AM.com if they are going to pirate video content.
DeleteLooks like neil the goon will play tonight.
ReplyDeleteT minus 4 hours!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking I might hit DQ - I see you can get a blizzard in a waffle cone. Very intriguing.
ReplyDeleteOverpriced, but I'm an ice-cream fanatic as much as I am a Habs one.
NYI takes it 2-1
ReplyDelete15 secs into OT
DeleteGot Orphan Black on the DVR. Gotta watch that before the game. One of the 3 best shows on television imo. If you haven't watched it, you should. SEND IN THE CLONES!!!
ReplyDeleteI tried it once but it made me feel paraniod.
DeleteWatched the premiere last night. I'll talk with you when you're done
DeleteNot sure how much of the game I will see tonight...work tomorrow...gonna play it by ear. Go Habs go!
ReplyDeleteNo Habs game on 4/20. Fuck fuckface bettman.
ReplyDeleteRinne looks very human in this game
ReplyDeleteyep
DeleteI remember when the SFU's were worshiping the ground he walked on, best goalie in the league, etc. Just more anti-Hab diarrhea emanating from the cotu.
DeleteMONTREAL, QUE. – Montreal Canadiens and Hamilton Bulldogs general manager Marc Bergevin announced today that six Bulldogs have been recalled to the Canadiens to serve as black aces for the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
ReplyDeleteThe recalled players include forwards Daniel Carr, Charles Hudon and Christian Thomas, defencemen Darren Dietz and Brett Lernout as well as goaltender Mike Condon.
The players will travel to Montreal on Monday, April 20 and practice at the Bell Sports Complex in Brossard starting on Tuesday.
What do they mean by 'black aces"?
Deletemy explanation would be better but less accurate and you would not have to buy a t shirt
Deletehttp://blackaceshockey.com/main.htm
The Little Fuckity-Fuck apparently just took some cheap shots at players on the Hawks bench. I hope they kill him when they get a chance
ReplyDeleteAmazing how he gets away it.
DeleteI was watching that. He took a full swing at a hawk on the bench. No one did a thing about it though...surprising...
DeleteHAHAHAHA now the Little Fuckity-Fuck sitting in the box
ReplyDeleteCHicken Alfredo. Cava Brut. Sip! (the bubbles tickle my nose)
ReplyDeleteSalami and provalone CHeese on panninis and tomatoe salad.
DeleteMy radical home poutine experiment continues unabated. Tonight's has onions, peppers, and sausages on poutine. Get me a defibrillator quick. Working through a Sleeman variety pack
DeleteAny CHeese? Sip!
DeleteJust got back from an early dinner at 3 amigos: NaCHos, tacos & a piña colada the size of my head. I'm feeling pretty good right now!
DeleteAt some point snet will talk about the Habs.
ReplyDeleteA solid minute and a half 8 minutes in.
DeleteWho is this Sophia Jurskkzowitxzxzz on SN??? Helloooo
ReplyDeleteSocial media newsy. She might need some in and outs about the web's social media (legal) in and outs.
DeleteI'll do what I can
DeleteGYFHG!!!
ReplyDeletePlenty of Habs jerseys in in front of the Cdn Tire Center. Suck it, Sens ticket policy
ReplyDeleteCrappy Tire Center to you:)
DeleteGreat parody O-man, and great blog as usual Moe.....Fettucine Alfredo and Caesars
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletefull array GYFHG!!!
Delete@iRiRi - were you at the 3 Amigos on Ste Cath and Guy? You were two blocks from my house!
ReplyDeleteThat's usually my go-to but I tried the one in Boisbriand this time!
DeleteI'd kill for a 3-0 lead. GYFHG
ReplyDeleteI was sure Strombo was going to say "as we celebrate 4/20!"
ReplyDeleteThere's a hellua lot of Habs fans there. Suck it Sens.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. condolences to all.
ReplyDeleteNice tribute...
ReplyDeletePUCK DROP finally. GYFHG
ReplyDeleteWay to hold a long note...
ReplyDeleteor Way too long to hold a note?
DeleteGO HABS GO GOHABS GO GOHABSGO!!!!
ReplyDeleteI cant fucking believe Rodgers, they have live game two on the web site, so I am streaming a repeat thinking its game 3 assholes.
ReplyDelete29, intermission discussion on Orphan Black!
ReplyDeleteyes!
DeleteNon-call on Karlson on the PatCHes hit.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh please, don't encourage me.
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO!
I'd like to say I am enjoying the Paul Romanuk play by play Habs playoffs Era. If I can't have Pierre Houde on RDS, this is ok
ReplyDeleteSo interference won't be called apparently...until a Hab does it of course.
ReplyDeleteRefs have already lost control. This is going to get ugly.
ReplyDeleteGoon it up Sens, sure
ReplyDeleteThugging it up - IATG. Refs better get a handle on things.
ReplyDeleteFairly intense so far...why do I fear the referees tonight more than the turds...
ReplyDeleteLots of ugly late hits.
ReplyDeleteStone throwing a hit there. Hope his poor little wrist is okay!
ReplyDeleteProbably not all that's litttle.
DeleteWell, I expected the Sens to come out flying. They'll tire out by the end of the period and like the other games, Habs will take over from there. Just have to ride out this storm.
ReplyDeletePick it up boys.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
oh fuck me
ReplyDeleteFuck
ReplyDeleteCRAP!
ReplyDeleteFUCKING REFS ARE NOT CALLING ANY FUCKING THING
ReplyDelete...oh but they will. And you know which way it will go.
DeleteI don't care if it's PFK, he got a high stick to the face ffs.
ReplyDeleteAck!
ReplyDeleteSo high sticking is allowed now. Another bullshit game by the refs.
ReplyDeleteGGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo Healy not a missed call. A non-call.
ReplyDeleteWhatever, same thing happened in G1+2. Including the BS reffing.
ReplyDeleteNo worries, they scored first the last games also, lost's of hockey left.
ReplyDeleteWhat Orange/juce said above.
ReplyDeleteRefs are fucking ridiculous!!!! I'm getting pissed now.
ReplyDelete#65 slew foot kidG, throwing his weight around, thinks he' fucking superman - TAKE HIM OUT
ReplyDeleteIt's fine. Sens scored first in the first two games and we all know how those turned out. /gulps
ReplyDeleteSo Colon has a meeting with the 2 GM's, makes a show of it by having a disciplined 2nd game only to tell the refs to revert back to game 1 officiating.
ReplyDeleteNotice how gryba and lazare grab kidG? fucking bullies.
ReplyDeleteDIE SENS DIE
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
A Hab is leaving on a stretcher tonight.
ReplyDeleteCASH IT
ReplyDeleteCASH IT CASH IT CASH IT
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck the cash use a debit card
ReplyDeleteHabs have to shut up this blood thirsty crowd and the blood thirstier snet crew.
ReplyDeleteCash it!
ReplyDeleteThat, out of everything, is a penalty? MAKE THEM PAY
ReplyDeleteping
ReplyDeleteLittle shit pageau thinks he can play mind games with TFS???
ReplyDeleteAnderson doesn't even know what he's doing. The puck just keeps hitting him.
ReplyDeleteNice dive by Karlsson. It was completely offside anyway.
ReplyDeleteThat's ok, sens putting all they got into the first throwing their weight around and will be out of fucking gas during the 2nd and then BAM
ReplyDeleteThis was a very intense period. Fucking turds are hitting everything. Ref has given the Habs a power play but they are not interested in any of the cheap shots...
ReplyDeleteI feel like I'm watching The Running Man and PK is Arnold. The on air crew is doing everything but mocking his soon to be widow.
ReplyDeleteKeep putting pucks at Anderson he'll crack eventually. Habs need to start dishing out a few hits too, this ain't over by a long shot.
ReplyDeleteAll that expended energy and all they got was 3 more shots on net then the Habs. Yeah, I know they scored 1 but still.
ReplyDeletemclame "what do you think of the hit on subban?" crotch "it was a good hit...no call because it's subban"
ReplyDeleteCherry:
ReplyDelete"It (the high stick on PK) was a good hit! The reason it wasn't called is because it's Subban. That's the way it is!"
Yup.
So 29 how does an actor that plays multiple characters, play one (Sarah) who's pretending to be another (Rachel) and yet not act the same as when she's just acting as Rachel? Mind. Blown. Just give her the fucking Emmy already FFS! And at the same time she is acting as Allison pretending to be Sarah. Wow!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a trip from back in the day.
Delete- And those creepy crazy Castor boy clones? They seem to be all pretty much screwed in the head.
Delete- I'm forgetting something. Not sure why Delphine (Dalphine?) is suddenly so standoffish with her gf? Just cuz she's now in charge?
- Wonder if we'll see more of the new clone (Crystal?). I have a terrible memory. Assuming she's still alive.
@moe, the snet hate is just cockroach hate carried over. I just ignore it now. Eventually we will have the last laugh.
ReplyDeleteI know but romanuk and johnson weren't cockroaches but they are excitable mediots.
DeleteSadly johnson has become more cockroachy the longer he's on the air. Same as the FriedMan. When he started I remember thinking 'wow, how refreshing to have an unbiased view...' We know how that turned out.
DeleteThe only thing that keeps fried man semi balance dis his leaf are long fucking gone. Watching him suck off shanny's four leaf clover was sickening.
DeleteI think I need some popcorn and a beer.
ReplyDeleteThe boys need to gear down, settle the clutch (sip) and gear up.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
Did SFU have any clue or mention what pageau said to TFS right before Vodkov hit him with his stick?
ReplyDeleteWell so far the 2nd period has been very good for the boys. Let's go!
ReplyDeleteKill it
ReplyDeleteCASH ONE
ReplyDeleteCASH IT CASH THAT PUCKER
ReplyDeleteAlways 2 guys on kidG fucking bullies
ReplyDeletehow can you lose every fucking race to the dump in on the PP?
ReplyDeleteDumping it in too soon.
DeleteQuit that logic!
DeleteThat was awful.
ReplyDeleteFucking gryba making that dirty hit again
ReplyDeletemaybe it was karlson
DeleteJust came back to see a slow motion replay of N8 getting a clear head shot in the middle of the ice. No sound, but I'm guessing the SN are eating it up .
ReplyDeleteyes
DeleteI think after the 2nd period the hnic crew will going down on Karlsson.
ReplyDeleteyes
DeleteRight after they pull their heads up from under the desk
DeleteGame 4 plaid in Tom Petty heartbroken
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShots are 12-2 habs this period
ReplyDeleteHow many checks in the back can not be called?
ReplyDeleteCASH ONE
ReplyDeleteCASH THIS ONE BOYS
ReplyDeleteWhistle while the pucks still loose
ReplyDeleteMaybe pageau got a micro-fracture blocking that PFK shot, they'll be screaming for a suspension
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan't score if you don't shoot.
ReplyDeletenickname for Karrlson Turdkessel, Turris Turdus, Paget Poo, Anderson another turd, Zibingijad Zipshit
ReplyDeleteI like Zipshit
Delete"Don't foreget, mihalek scored the 1st goal of the series' NO, that was Vodkov.
ReplyDeleteSo close!
ReplyDeleteThey're mocking the ole chant? Awesome, Sens should be losing within half an hour.
ReplyDeletePatCHes seems to skating slowly, end of a shift?
ReplyDeletestill just a one goal game. cmon boys
ReplyDeleteI guess this was not a head shot since there was not one word mentioned about it...other than to describe what a fantastic hit it was and how amazing Karlsson is.
ReplyDeleteMendes on 690 says anderson is crap in the 3rd period.
ReplyDeleteLOLZ, so TSN finally leads with an update on this game (first time all series!) and the pic they use is a Sens getting crosschecked. How about all the headshots and crosschecks the other way, surely there's plenty more to choose from.
ReplyDeleteSo much Karlsson dick-sucking on the panel during this intermission
ReplyDeleteIf the Turds hang on (literally) to win this, Anderson will be a superstar, Dave Cameron will be a genius and the hnic crew will anoint the Turds Stanley Cup champions. Even though they will still be down 2-1. Montreal played much better that period, they need a bounce to go their way.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, now they play the Mark Reeds card to garner sympathy for the Turds. Why not just come out and say it, we want Ottawa to win the series.
ReplyDeleteOrphan Black intermission thread for Saint P!
ReplyDelete- Yes, give Tatiana all the Emmys! My god, I cannot keep track of the number of variations / combinations of the clones she has done over 3 seasons. And they're all different. my god
- I loved mustached Castor clone boy. So inherently evil
- I am curious about Delphine's motivations as well. Well, until she poked Rachel in the eye to get answers. easy there
- "Do you remember our safe word?" "no". Ha!
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DeleteGreat period by the Habs and cockroaches had nothing but Sens on their feeble minds. STFU SFU.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I'm not overly concerned if Ottawa wins this game tonight. I still believe the Habs will win the series with 4 home games.
ReplyDeleteAgree, but it would be oh so sweet if they don't.
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
Go do what you do so well, boys.
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!
ReplyDeleteHere's an idea, someone pop the pretty Swedish boy hard.
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck isn't methot tosses out for that.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck off, NO habs should be tossed,.
ReplyDeleteFine 4 on 4 Habs have more space.
ReplyDeleteThat should have been the case. Unfortunately they decided to all lose their friggin minds instead.
DeleteRegarding the M's comment from above "If the turds hang on (literally) to win this...":
ReplyDeleteDo we then start calling them Klingons?
Unflushables
DeleteThis team has lost its collective mind on the 4-on-4
ReplyDeletecockroaches have really bought the micro-fractured wrist story.
ReplyDeleteCan't stop mentioning 'the wrist'.
Delete(Y) and Gilbert not looking great
ReplyDeleteDid they engage a forcefield at center ice? The puck just keeps on bouncing straight back into the Habs' zone.
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