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>> iPatCHed-up 29 droppin’ da bass line bitCHes! <<
Habs’ into runnin' round
Hangin' with the OT bitten’ CHrowd
Putting kidG’s business in the crease
Talkin' out loud
Sayin' you bought this and that
And how muCH you done spent
I swear he must believe
Its all (Habs’ ghosts in) heaven sent
Hey boy
You better bring the CHeck around
To the sad sad truth
The dirty MT2 lowdown
(Oooh oooh
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Taught you how to play like that
(Oooh oooh..
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Gave you that big idea
Nothin' you can't handle
Nothin' you can't PP pot
Put your CASH on the table
And drive it off PFK’s shot
Turn on that olDDD light
And turn a maybe to a yes
Same old sCHoolboy game
Got you into this mess
Hey son
You better get back to town
Face the sad old truth
The dirty MT2 lowdown
(Oooh oooh
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Taught you how to powerplay like that
(Oooh oooh..
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Yeah
Come on back down to earth son
Dig the low low low low MT2 lowdown
PP ain't got to be so bad
Got to be so bob cold
This dog fuck dog powerplay
Sure is gettin' old
Got to have a TFS™ for this
TFS™ for that
Just runnin' with the TFS™ boy
Just ain't where it's at
We gonna come back around
To the sad sad truth ...
The dirty MT2 lowdown
(Oooh oooh
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Got you thinking like that boy
(Oooh oooh
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Taught you how to play like that
(Oooh oooh..
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Oh look out for that MT2 lowdown
That dirty dirty dirty dirty MT2 lowdown
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who
Ooooh hooo
I wonder who got you thinking like that!
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Love teh Boz man. Okay so we outplayed them last game. We offered up DDD as a sacrifical pawn. This time lets castle the D and put a bishop killer in center. GYFHG!!
ReplyDeleteI always sacrifice my bishops early.
DeleteAwesome parady, moeman.
ReplyDeleteHope everybone going to CHurch today says a little PPrayer for our CH. Go Habs Go!
******
ReplyDeleteI cannot wait for the game! Midnight! Bring it on? Habs need to play like Friday night - just better and put the puck in the net early...and often! Go Habs go!
ReplyDeleteThe reason for the back to back games this week has been CANCELED, yet they are not changing the dates.
ReplyDeletehttp://tbo.com/events-tampa-bay/nitro-circus-live-cancels-tuesday-show-at-amalie-arena-20150502/?page=1&utm_content=bufferedb7d&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&utm_campaign=buffer
So o'man, why are you home so early on your night out?
Delete(mumble mumble) my work texted me tonight saying because I'm the foreigner I have to go in tomorrow and look after kids, because don't you know Korean mothers love their children so much (mumble mumble)
(mumble mumble) everyone was drinking by 10am here that they were falling down spilling drinks on me and being stupid by 4pm (mumble mumble)
Not an awesome night, all around. Should be on spring break but because of the colour of my skin (BALTIMORE RIOT!...not really, I'm sorry) I get to go into work tomorrow and all week actually. If only I was born Korean...I would be fucked in this selfish hellhole of country that I'm leaving for China so that should tell you something.
Breath. Sorry. Just a bit piss over here. Mr Bean all day tomorrow. Mr. O'man on the phone watching the game. No big deal....3 more months. 3 more months. Then you can do all the racist bullshit you want, you fucking backwards backwater 3rd world piece of shit!
Sorry, sorry. I'm paid well. It's not like I'm black in America or anything. I'm just (sort of) white in Korea. No biggie, really.
GO HABS GO!
Just because you could not conquere or even feed for a long time the dragon does not mean you hate game of thrones
DeleteHoly crap, I just realized the game is on at 6pm EST. That's 7pm our time (me and the M) and probably 11PM for K3X.
ReplyDeleteGreat spot Pad! I had midnight pencilled in...good job - won't be as drunk. it's a holiday here tomorrow - star wars day...Kate and wills new daughter - whatever the reason - I don't care. it's fajitas and speckled hen for me right now - case of Bombardier lined up for later on!! Goi Habs go!!
DeleteJust got in from seeing Avengers Age of Ultron, an action packed extravaganza! Well done Joss Whedon.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
Holy Marvel Batman are they kicking DC comics ass
DeleteIn the movie world they sure are. I don't think DC will ever catch up. Avengers II should get Disney/Marvel another cool billion or so.
DeleteI wonder if there is an overseas ripoff on Kodi yet?
Sliced potatoes, onions, and peppers, grilled on the BBQ with steak, Caesar salad,and Bloody Caesars. Now bloody well Seize the Day Habs. Carpe Diem
ReplyDeleteWebers frozen burgers from Loblaws, and I remain Semper Fidles. The burgers are almost like real, I am pretty sure thats what you get at A&W these days. Hint, put two on a patty if you want to taste meat.
DeleteTikka Masala and Cava.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteSpaghetti & meatballs.
ReplyDeleteDDD iced. Flynn in.
ReplyDeleteDavid Desharnais is out tonight with illness. Brian Flynn is in #Habs #HabsIO #TBLightning
ReplyDeleteSorry moeman, I missed your post before I posted.
DeleteGYMFHG!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I first heard DDD was a late scratch, I thought (for a split second) that eMpTy2.0 was actually switCHing things up a little. Silly me, he's just sick. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteMan, reading the stats of TB vs Habs over at Boone's blog, they might as well not bother playing this game or any other. The Habs don't stand a chance.
ReplyDeleteNo ddd...hmmm...this now has possibilities...are we sure he is "sick"... Then again...
ReplyDeleteI admit it, I kneecapped him
DeleteThis is basically a must win. Can't go back to TB down 2-0. Dangerous.
ReplyDeleteLet's go boys no DDD this is you chance to score some goals FFS! GYFHG
ReplyDeleteOh my Sara!
ReplyDeleteEt Ginette!
ReplyDeleteCharger hand shake from mme Reno.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think DGMB should hire Adam Oates for the offense/PP.
ReplyDeleteSure couldn't hurt
DeleteOk boys...lets get this fucker done! Go Habs go! Go Habs go!
ReplyDeleteChrisfuckinglee!
ReplyDeleteCAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT
ReplyDeleteFOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A SHOT
ReplyDelete/reduced expectations
29, how's the eye?
ReplyDeleteimproving daily, thx!
DeleteHow long will the 'egg line' last?
ReplyDeleteAlways hated that name - eggs are fragile, I will refer to them as the Lego line.
Deleteoh gCHuk
ReplyDeleteKid's confidence is so low. Sad.
DeleteMorrow got away interference
ReplyDelete'another scoreless start'. Don't all games start scoreless?
ReplyDeleteAmazing that there was another call in favour of kidG.
ReplyDeleteDISH!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDished!
ReplyDeleteDish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDiCHe?!!
ReplyDeleteI vote for this!
DeleteiAgree!
DeleteThere goes your "scoreless start"
ReplyDeleteHis first career playoff goal. Merci, DiSH!
ReplyDeleteDish DISH SISHSHJSp[f[ak[adfsp[adgfskl;'gkl;'adgfsgf
ReplyDeleteThe Habs have got to score a goal in this period. They are looking good but they have to finish...DISH!
ReplyDeleteImagine that goes in. Madness.
ReplyDeleteBishop looking for the puck again. lol
ReplyDeleteMy feed is a bit slow!
ReplyDeletePut it in a blender and make a smoothie.
DeleteBishop is fighting the puck...cash it!
ReplyDeleteThe TVA feed just showed pfk looking pissed at a teammate...they didn't explain it. Any idea?
ReplyDeleteDon't sweat it, tva, lead by bergie hates PFK.
DeleteIt was during warm up, just getting gCHyuk going.
DeleteKill it
ReplyDelete4 FUCKING MINS??????
ReplyDeleteShit.
ReplyDeleteVisions of marchand the rat punching a Sedin.
ReplyDeleteI was getting more whiskey why is it 4 minutes?
ReplyDeleteor is the answer chrisfuckinglee?
DeleteCHarger wouldn't let up.
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhoever is doing the TVA play by play is fucking awful!
ReplyDeleteHabs PKers just showing off now.
ReplyDeleteWow, what a kill.
ReplyDeleteBeauty Kill
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking joke this is.
ReplyDeleteOH FUCK OFF - THAT'S ALMOST A FULL 6 MINS OF PK NOW
ReplyDeleteKILL IT
Hang on boys, kill it off, kill it off.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side every hockey coach in Canada is glad to see the EGG line. ON the minus side these refs are buttman drones.
ReplyDeleteCome on boys...smarten the fuck up...its chrisfuckinglee - the man has changed the course of more hockey games than Guy Lafleur!
ReplyDeleteFHFers we must give iRiRi an iA+ for dropping the DiCHe!
ReplyDeleteAlso, fun to use the ' < i > ' to make (i)italics.
SiP!
DeleteCRAP
ReplyDeleteFUCK FUCK FUCK
ReplyDeleteFUCK
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFucking zebra bastards, can't stand the Habs getting ahead.
ReplyDeleteFuck TVA blaming it on the Habs 'indisipline'
ReplyDeleteOk chrisfuckinglee, you more than made up for that fucking quick whistle vs sens.
ReplyDeleteMy feed appears to have the TVA picture and the Radio 98.5 play by play. They are homers in the bad American sense...but I don't appear to have any othe choice. Some badtard shut titilive.com down!
ReplyDeleteMartin McGuire et Danny Dube...who the fuck are these guys!?
DeleteWannabes.
DeleteDube used to play for the Sabres, I believe
DeleteWell the positives from the PK, they almost got shorties.
ReplyDeleteHey moe, you and the ol' Crotch are like twins - comparing Coburn to the Sedins on the Prust play.
ReplyDeleteI'll take that as a compliment! : )
DeleteThe difference being that the broons rat wasn't penalized.
DeleteWell, of course he wasn't.
DeleteI couldn't wait...I'm already having a DiCHe of Ice Cream
ReplyDeleteNeapolitan with SKOR sprinkles for some luck
DeletePut it in a blender and make a smoothie.
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK TO CASH IT?????
ReplyDeleteCASH IT CASH IT CASH IT
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
Should be worth 4.
ReplyDeletesooner or later we have to score on the PP, right?
ReplyDeleteCash it for fuck sake!
ReplyDeleteMorrow 2 for 'illegal' check to the head. they have 'legal' checks to the head I guess.
ReplyDeletewithout DDD the PP comes up short, and the snow is really accumlating without his cleaning efforts
ReplyDeleteFUCK
ReplyDeletethis series may be over. kill me
ReplyDeleteOh FFS!
ReplyDeleteI've only watched the 2nd period, but the guys look completely disinterested in winning. Doesn't look good.
ReplyDeleteEGG line?
ReplyDeletesoft boiled at best
DeleteOffsetting 'diving' call.
ReplyDeleteShould Only be namestinky.
DeleteI'm gonna be sick.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf they don't start getting traffic in front of Bishop...
ReplyDeleteLego, try standing in front of Bishop.
ReplyDeleteKill it. ffs
ReplyDeleteAnother beauty dive by a dolt. Fuck me.
ReplyDeletei can't watch
ReplyDeleteCRAP CRAP CRAP
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
ReplyDeleteChrisfuckinglee fucking up a perfectly good game...FUCK,
ReplyDeleteTerrible.
ReplyDeleteJesus christ, complete a pass.
ReplyDeleteThe end.
ReplyDeleteThey need 2, they can do it.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
So frustrating because Bishop looks terrible but they just won't go near the net to take a good shot. Nope, stay to the perimeter at the boards and lob it towards him.
ReplyDeleteBolts ppf sucked like the Habs - tonight they get 2 and Stamkos gets his 1st goal of the playoffs.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see PK's penalty leading to the first goal, but the Gilbert call was weak and should have at least been an embellisment call to go with it. Those undeserved penalties often bite one in the ass.
DeleteHoly fuck. Simpleton complaining the icing whistle was 'way too soon because PK was no where near the dot'. Actually he as a stride away - you see these whistles blown before players reach the dot on a regular basis. Now they call kidG on the offside when he's clearly onside. I don't have a good feeling about the outcome of this series the way this shit's going down.
ReplyDeletecockroaches are giddy.
DeleteEvery time they shoot on bishop he looks like he has a problem...but there is no one to follow up...they are too busy heading go the corner of the rink...I'm not very optimistic here
ReplyDeleteFuck off with the Stamkos Heely you prick
ReplyDeleteOh, you knew there'd be a whole lotta Stamkos fellatio.
DeleteOH FUCK KILL IT
ReplyDeleteMen vs boys.
ReplyDeletePanic Panic Panic Panic Panic
ReplyDeleteThis is done for...fuck!
ReplyDeleteJust take Price out. No need for him to be part of this shitshow.
ReplyDeleteOh FUCK. Big changes comming in the off season. DDD, Paddy, Gilbert, MT gone bye bye
ReplyDeleteBetter hurry before Babcock goes to San Jose (*shudders*) or worse, Toronto (*cackles*).
DeleteI was all for Patches getting the C before the playoffs, but yet again he's disappeared when he's needed most. I don't see anyone on this team that deserves the C to be honest (maybe Gallagher, but the refs hate him too much). There is no leadership on this team.
ReplyDeleteI commented his 1st game back something is not right with PatCHes, he doesn't even skate as quickly as he normally does.
DeleteI know they say that blaming the coach is a copout, but when your PP is one for a bazillion. I hear Babcock might be available. Language be damned.
ReplyDeleteOne thing I am pretty sure about is that the Habs will spend the third period protecting that 3 goal deficit by passing the puck around the outside of the Tampa Bay zone, occasionally dropping into the slot for a look then heading back into the corners again and again.cant think I will be sticking around for,the end of this one...Fuck!
ReplyDeleteI call it the dirty low down.
Deleteif anyone needs me I'll be over here watching Orphan Black I dvr'ed last night
ReplyDeleteFinished it pre-game. Good episode. Of course.
DeleteI've got The Blacklist episode lined up.
DeleteThe Habs don't deserve to have TFS in the nets tonight.
ReplyDeleteMT needs to say "ok you fucking useless lazy cocksuckers. If you want to play like fucking bitches, I'll let you play lik bitches. Here's your fucking back up goalie...now see if you have Any pride left.
At least I'll get my money back for the game 7 tickets
ReplyDeleteWell I called 7 games in my pool. So they have to lose 3, might as well get those losses out of the way right away.
ReplyDeleteNow, show some fucking pride and act like you belong in the post season and not on the fucking golf course.
I haven't watched the Simpsons in a very long time, think I might check that out.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
Meh, I'm not even mad. I'll be mad if MB doesn't make any moves this summer to get scoring. I'll be mad if MT and his henchmen are all back behind the bench (which is a given, probably). I'll be mad if DD is still the #1 center in October. And I'll be mad if the guys say they gave it their all after this game, because clearly they did not. It's a mickey mouse team out there tonight.
ReplyDeleteAmen.
DeleteJust playing for pride now!
ReplyDeleteFinal: 7-1.
aw, c'mon.
DeleteWhat a pass by kidG
ReplyDeleteshots 18-20 habs
ReplyDeleteThere's no panic from Cooper!
ReplyDeleteYou don't say. It's 4-1 and the Habs continue to be useless.
I sooo wanna see Bishop get burned.
ReplyDeleteDSP seems to be very good at getting sort of close to the net...and then falling down.
ReplyDeleteget up bishop you fucking diver.
ReplyDeleteBishop is such a fucking diver. And of course the ref is happy to oblige.
ReplyDeleteBishop was beat, would have been identical to Habs goal last game, saved as his D batted it out.
ReplyDeleteKill it.
ReplyDeleteOh good...another short handed situation. Fuck!
ReplyDeleteThat's it.
ReplyDeleteIf we are to go any further TFS is going to have to score more.
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck is TFS still in the nets? MT is a fucking stupid dick!
ReplyDeleteCould be worse, you could have spent $500 to see this shitshow.
ReplyDeleteSome work for MB to do during the summer. I'm not confident that he'll make the one necessary move, though.
Wow, huge son says Stevie Y should be concerned what the Habs will do to bishop. SFU.
ReplyDeleteThey've lost 4/5 now, with the only win being Price taking this team on his shoulders.
ReplyDeleteThey've scored 4 goals in 17 periods of hockey.
And Patches goes to the outside and lobs one towards the net again. Useless.
ReplyDeleteFuck CHip ejected
ReplyDeleteThe refs have been a joke.
DeleteCalm down refs, they're not going to win. You don't need to cheat anymore.
ReplyDeleteMore penalties coming after the break?
ReplyDeleteWHY DON'T YOU CALL THE HIT ON CHIP??
Wasn't that clipping?
DeleteWhy the fuck do you cover the puck on the face off?
ReplyDeleteOh, so they get a warning, Habs get automatic penalty. Refs are bought and paid for.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRemember Game 5, TFS gave up 5 goals. Remember game 6?
ReplyDeleteThe series isn't over. But this game is over. chrisfuckinglee over.
fuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk
ReplyDeleteKill me.
ReplyDeleteAnd we'll have an extra day for the mediots to gloat and suck Stamkos' dick. Awesome!
ReplyDeleteGo CHarger, break his ugly fucking nose!
ReplyDeleteBishop needs to stop flopping around. It's embarrassing.
ReplyDeletePrust must have been a lumberjack in a former life, the way he so easily fells that fucking tree Bishop.
ReplyDeleteneed ice cream
ReplyDeletehttp://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2015/05/yuck-rhymes-with-fuck.html
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