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Lafleur’s wind was driving in their face
The smell of prickly Bear
[My rival - show me my rival]
The (Y) truck eased into his space
Clod julien screamed somewhere
Pretzel Lucic struck a cord, there’s the door
Of Dale Weise’s Bar and Grill
Crotch was the velveted stranger
A fool in love with himself
With penalty time to kill
I've got detectives on chara’s case
They filmed the whole CHarade
[My rival - show me my rival]
PatCHes got a scar across his face
He now has the ‘C’ firmly in place
Sure Colon campbell’s a jolly roger
Until he answers for his crime
Yes Habs’ll matCH them win for win now
PFK still recalls when he first feld
That not-so tiny slapper just in time
[My rival - show me my rival]
I loved the rivalry more than I can tell
But now it's stomping time
Sure Jacob’s a jolly roger
Until he answers for his broons' crimes
Yes Habs’ll beat them win after win now
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Go you Fucking Habs Go!!
ReplyDeleteStupendous, moeman!
ReplyDeleteUh oh, poutine au "smoked meat", the OLF may be all over that one.
ReplyDeleteRemeber, you can go to the advanced polling through the weekend.
ReplyDeleteDone. Felt good. Go Canada Go!
Delete"You know what? I'm kind of sick of hearing that we're a team that's just about Carey," Plekanec said. "Obviously he's the best goaltender in the world, we all know that. But should we feel sorry for ourselves that we play in front of him?
ReplyDelete"He's a great goalie, but I think we're a better team than that. But we've got to show that. We've got to show that in the game that we're better. We've got to help him out a little bit more."
One of those IATG SFU things.
DeleteWhilst here, saw this today and it made me LOL 'Side Show Babs'. How fucking perfect is that!?
Remember when the SFUs were all broons fans? They loved all the dirty cheapshots those fucks took, especially against the Habs, not so much against their leaf.
ReplyDeleteWell, they've abandoned that ship for phat phil's pens. G Y F H G!!!!
I have a feeling that they will all be Jets fans this year.
DeleteNeat inforgraphic going in to this season,
ReplyDelete"Homegrown" players on each roster (players drafted by their current team)
Average draft position
Career +/- combined for all players on the current depth chart
Total career playoff games played
Total cups won by all players on the team
Average height/weight
http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2015/10/7/9469841/red-wings-nhl-preview-infographic
GYFHG!
ReplyDeleteLasagna and Mill Street Brewery's coffee porter.
Heading to my broon buddy's cave ugh.........away rivalry at his cave, home rivalry in my Habs CHapel.
He's also a huge Texas Ranger fan so at least we can agree to cheer on another COTU team's demise
Beef stew and Leffe, both blonde and brune.
DeleteTuned into Hockey Central on SNET. Fuck i hate these guys - Marek/Shannon/Stock with Healy and moe's favourite 'the thick one'. 9 minutes on the laff/turd game (mostly leaf related), 4 on the Habs/broons (mostly PJ Cock slagging the Habs). Well fuckem. I think we're legit contenders this year, even if I do think another bona fide goal scorer would be great.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!!!!
The broons without Pretzel somehow makes this rivalry less rivally. And it'll give the broons a better chance at actually winning a game against the Habs without his stupidity. But they do not have a good looking lineup. I'm almost more stoked at playing the turds than those other 2 'rivals'.
Yup, no more pretzel but there is still the rat.
DeleteMom's Bday today so that's nice.
Otherwise one of the year's sadder days as I turned on the heat for the first time last night, cut down all the flowers and buses and prepped the house for winter.
Although, there is, G Y F H G !!!!
buses = bushes
DeleteAlso, I don't have any of it during the summer but I will be enjoying a nice Amaretto tonight.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter works at Second Cup and brings home the 'extra coffee' at the end of the day. Though i love the smell of flavoured coffees, I don't generally like their flavour. But I just brewed 1/2 pot of French Vanilla (smells amazing) with a scoop of Second Cup white hot chocolate and will add a shot of Baileys to my cup of joe. I'll let you know how this concoction turns out.
DeleteAwesome!
DeleteIf you like iced coffee, make ice cubes with the leftovers.
I sometimes like a splash of rum or Amaretto but just a splash.
As for snet's pre-panel of muckrake-shamble-pjcock, has to be the lowest IQ panel in the history of sport and the IQ level at the CotU is a combined 67.
ReplyDeleteMan, I'm trying not to fall asleep.
ReplyDeleteThink of harper winning the election and you'll be up all night.
DeleteI think that's what kept me up last night. I'm definitely going to vote tomorrow.
DeleteHometown hockey tomorrow and yet another leaf player as the 'legend', who is going to be there during the Habs Sens game but of course the SFU needs to know what he thinks of Side Show Babs. Settler has bought in to the hoax of a zero-integrity rebuild.
ReplyDeleteDamn PatCHes looks and sounds great. What a great new Captain. So fucking proud!
ReplyDeleteYeah. Better than fucking fraud princess pylon.
Deletebtw, love the sideshow babs thing, too funny!
Saw it in a comment at The Star. Way too fucking true. The SFU are using Babs as the side show to the circus from hell. I fucking love it. I ask myself if the leaf can make things even dumber and year over year they don't fail.
DeleteUGH, this means Rancid Rancourt.
ReplyDeleteThe mute button is your friend.
DeleteFor this guy, I need the power button, all that fist pumping.
DeleteLet's get this show on the road!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTime for some popcorn. And beer.
ReplyDeleteI'm onto the Leffe brune.
DeleteFFS, gary gawling and his fucking Habs hate.
GYFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteiRi!
DeleteWow beaners going for (Y)'s head. Nice move clod.
ReplyDeleteBelesky may be the one we hate
ReplyDeleteSCORE!!!!!!!!!!
D D D !!!
ReplyDeleteDDD
ReplyDeleteDDD!!!
ReplyDeleteNice punch to the face after the goal.
ReplyDeletegawling says his broons are getting ready to roll and we will see a lot of 'this', post whistle scrums and cheap shots. What a fucking homer.
ReplyDeletejacobs on speed dial to colon.
ReplyDeleteRivalry is still hot.
ReplyDeleteThe one thing i want to find out from this game. Is that Asian woman that never smiles (and why would she) still sitting behind the broon bench. Keep an eye out.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the very pretty Asian aisle/usher gal at the old Montreal Forum.
DeleteYES! You know I've been trying to think of who she reminded me of for years now. Seriously. Thanks moe.
DeleteGreat minds think alike, especially when it comes to the pretty ladies.
DeleteCash it.
ReplyDeleteclod is yelling.
ReplyDeleteNote it is in today's parody lyrics.
Despite a large volume of Irish descendants in Quebec thanks to the likes of Molly...Molly Johnson, French (Vanilla) and Irish (Cream) don't always mix. Scratch this from your list of must have drinks.
ReplyDeleteTFuckingS!
ReplyDeleteTFS!
ReplyDeleteWHAT A SAVE!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePrice just stoned Tabernac or whatever his name is. Nice.
ReplyDeleteIt took me 36 minutes to sign into gamecenterlive and get it to work. Not something you want to run into at 7am on Sunday morning. Ever since Rogers "partnered" with them it's gotten worse and worse.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice to see DDD scored. Of course when you're given every single chance available, eventually you better put it in the net.
ReplyDeleteI forgot, they picked up a twin brother for ratface - rinaldo.
ReplyDeleteSandy?
Delete"Ref gives him a warning"
ReplyDelete"Clod tells the ref this is how he plays, and you can't punish him for that"
No Clod, the days where your team controlled the officials are (almost) over. The refs will actually call you on your BS now (usually).
Gawly on gCHuk: "A lot of teams backed away from him at the draft because of his knee injury..." If by 'a lot' you mean two, then yes, that is true.
ReplyDeleteCash it...
ReplyDelete23rd PP last year? There must have been some terrible PPs last year.
ReplyDeletePP looks exactly the same. As in, awful.
ReplyDeleteToo much hesitation.
DeleteHand are passing well...shame they won't put it on the net very often...
ReplyDeleteHabs ...
DeleteLots of movement.
DeleteI see the broon have Spooner on their roster. I suspect ratface is the spoonee.
ReplyDeleteIncredible how (Y) has become a marked man. They're aalways taking shots to his head. clod must have a bounty on him.
ReplyDeleteTips from Sean Payton perhaps?
DeleteBeer = Tuborg Gold, from Lego country.
Regarding the powerplay, Elvis might tell them "A little less consternation, a little more action".
ReplyDeleteWhile clod sings 'suspicious minds'.
DeleteLOL! Nice.
DeleteGood period...SOG 10-8. TFS remains TFS. Hang on boys!
ReplyDeleteYup, good Habs hockey.
DeleteO-man, if you are still here, didn't you have a story about the pretty Asian usher at the Old Forum?
ReplyDeleteIf not, make one up a la Penthouse Forums.
DeleteOh, so all because I live in Asia I know every Asian in the world!
DeleteTHAT'S RACIST!
Having said that, I was married to that Asian usher for a short while. We met at an Expos game, we were the only two at the game. Our romance was short but intense, passion overflowing and often leading to taboo trysts behind various Nickels restaurants along St. Catherines. Eventually the burning fire of our hearts simmered as she got busier at work. Her passion for me was eventually surpassed by her passion for showing middle aged tourists around the Old Forum. I had to end it after she skipped our anniversary in order to show a 5th grade class the Habs' dressing room. Tears were shed, but it was the right decision, for both of us. If you love an Asian lady, let her go. If she stays in the Old Forum, she was never really yours to begin with. Despite our heated romance, I realized afterwards that I had always been the 'other' man. Her first love was guided tours of abandoned hockey arenas, and I accept that now. I haven't talked to Asian lady since I left our shared abode those many years ago, but sometimes when I see an official showing a group to their seats at various sports venues, I think of her and reminisce what could have been.
I....Q....dropping....must turn....off...old...Crotch...
ReplyDeletePhew. Just in time.
I HAVE SEX DAILY!
ReplyDeleteI MEAN DYSLEXIA!
FUKC!
https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12049632_1723351181286263_8855664724060609895_n.jpg?oh=3ed482cfac6938cc3c791e6c1e4b1fe9&oe=56CF2B08
Holy shit the new Trudeau ad kicks serious ass.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I thought it was great.
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
Wonder if tsn will do their minute by minute leaf updates or is not doing part of the rebuild?
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteLEGO!
ReplyDeletesnet power ranked the Habs at #13 after Game 1. Should be fun keeping track of their bias.
ReplyDeleteNice pass by Jizz.
ReplyDeleteIs that his official FHF nickname? I was wondering.
DeleteIt'll be FHFun to type.
DeleteBTW, the new Keith Richards album is quite good, as is the documentary on Netflix.
ReplyDeleteO-man's ode to the Asian lady (upthread) is gut-busting funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks brO-man!
Lovely pass by cum! Lego!Lego!
ReplyDeleteMy bad...jizz!
DeleteNo goal called, Julien ran to see the video while refs scrum and Julien is going to contest it.
ReplyDeleteRename the new rule coaches CHallenge.
ReplyDeleteCoaCHes CHallenge. Double the fun.
DeleteNice.
Delete3-1 Sens
ReplyDeleteNever mind goalie interference, that was severely offside before that.
ReplyDeleteSN 'sees where it could be overturned'. SURPRISE!
ReplyDeleteEat shit clod.
ReplyDeleteSuck it Clod
ReplyDeleteGood goal! No time out.
ReplyDeletetbh, I'd be sort of pissed if that call went the other way. However, like I said, I looked at the play in slow mo and it should have been offside before that.
ReplyDeleteLike they need another reason to rile the pissahtank. These challenges in beantown could start a riot.
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteLego!
ReplyDeleteFuck you clod......you too gawling.
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteLEGOx2!
ReplyDeletegCHyuk looks really good.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm looking into my crystal ball...
ReplyDeleteMay 22nd, 2016. Game 6 of ECF.
"If you look back to that October game when Boston had an obvious goal disallowed against Montreal. That led to this which led to that which led to tonight! The Montreal Canadiens should thank their lucky stars that that call went their way! Otherwise they wouldn't have scratched their way into the playoffs (with 115 points), and then squeeze by the 1st round (4 games to none) and barely survive last season (four games to one)! All because of that one call! Let's play it on repeat instead of showing this game! What does Grapes think of this?
Well, that dirty ref was born in a town that once had a Quebecer go through it so...
O-man your writing is on fire tonight (what is it like Tuesday mid-day over there?)
DeleteIt's January 13th, 6:09pm 2019 over here.
DeleteGood stuff O-man
DeleteYear of the ________ ?
DeleteYear of the imprisoned dissident.
Delete*checks if VPN is turned on*
*looks around for cameras*
*clicks 'publish'*
You'd figure that 4 years later the internet service/security would be a bit better.
Deletegawling is bawling.
ReplyDeleteI forget, who's the 'colour' commentatory? Gally? He is positively depressed. Already on the excuses. "Yeah, the Canadiens got 110 points last year, but really you don't have Chara, you don't have *whoever*. Not an easy start!" Jesus, you don't have to praise the Habs but you also don't need to whine and make excuses for the broons, either.
ReplyDeleteYou think Lego, a Dane, didn't enjoy putting a couple past Rask, a Finn?
ReplyDeleteYou know it.
With assists from a Russian (not born but still).
DeleteJizz is Russian....but I know who you mean.
Deletecrap
ReplyDeleteJizz is a bigger l(o)ad than I thought. He takes up a lot of space. Hope he's able to play to his potential and doesn't just shoot blanks all year.
ReplyDeleteCheap goal.
ReplyDeleteSaw that coming. Knew a flukey bounce was going to happen.
ReplyDeleteSorry, three straight flukey bounces.
DeleteGo Habs go!
ReplyDeleteWho's having turkey tomorrow (includes those living in 2019)?
ReplyDeleteMonday here. Will be brining tomorrow night.
DeleteNo turkey for me. They don't eat that stuff in China. They eat literally everything else here, but no turkey.
DeleteMonday too. I have till then to learn to make cinnamon rolls from scratCH for dessert.
DeleteRemember to let them iRise.
DeleteMy son and his fiance took me out for dinner last night.
DeleteBrining here too. Salt, brown sugar (just a bit), cajun spice.
DeleteCut back all the remaining herbs in the garden today to stuff the bird with a couple garlic bulbs.
My son's Bday tomorrow, turkey is his fave food.
DeleteCouple bad bounes for Dish on that one.
ReplyDeleteMore like reckless with his face. STFU gawling.
ReplyDeleteFor real, he comes from behind the shooter and runs right into his stick as he shoots it. It's like he was trying to lose an eye on purpose.
DeleteGood read O-man about the Asian usher. Tragic really. Almost but not really Romeo and Juliet(ish).
ReplyDeleteDid make me wonder if there's an interracial porn flick called Homie-O and Julie Wet.
Habs line transitions have been smooth.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is with Talbot? earlier he was hitting Vodkov in front of the bench, now he's after N8
ReplyDeleteHe put on a broon jersey.
Deletebroons are all talk. Refs protecting them.
ReplyDeleteOh goodie! Saturday headlines coming up! Time to learn about what colour Pylon's jock is, and other pertinent leaf news instead of anything remotely relevant or interesting.
ReplyDeleteSN still crying about the non-goal. Jesus Price...
ReplyDeleteIATG
Deletehaha, Richards will be on LA's cap until 2030-31! hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI'm 46 years old. I will be retired for 6 years (if everything goes to plan) before Mike Richards comes off of the Kings payroll. That's fucked, there is some serious problems at the head of this league.
DeleteWord is the NHL HQ (who wasn't involved) isn't too pleased with L.A.'s and the NHLPA's deal on this contract.
Deletecoach's challenge to overturn a goal overturned by goalie interference, and it's upheld as no goal. failed challenge
ReplyDeletePlus clod loses a timeout.
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
Ratface is really trying to bait PleXXXe
ReplyDeleteTo gawling's delight.
DeletegCHyuk's line is on fire.
ReplyDelete5 mins, ejected from the game.
ReplyDeleteDirty broon hockey.
ReplyDeleteThey should have had a couple others already.
DeleteNice play.
ReplyDelete"But now it's stomping time"
ReplyDeleteQuintal is in Boston.
ReplyDeleteHe is having one on one's with known culprits and is there to talk to Rinaldo.
DeleteOuch poor CHip
ReplyDeleteScore FFS
ReplyDeleteCASH IT BOYS
ReplyDeleteI take back what I said earlier. The PP looks even worse than last year.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand how you could have such a terrible PP one year and then apparently do nothing to fix it in the off season.
The genius of the coaching staff.
What are you talking about?! They made the genius decision of swapping assistant coaching duties and giving the PP to noted powerplay specialist JJ Daigneault. You know, he of the 250 point career in 900 NHL games.
DeleteRatface slashes N8 on they way to the box he 2-handed hits kidA as he passes by.
ReplyDelete5on3, can't even gain the zone.
ReplyDeletePP def needs work. Meh.
ReplyDeleteSee that pisses me off, I don't care if a player is already going to the box, if he breaks the rule a 2nd time, he should get a 2nd penalty ffs.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCASH IT FFS
ReplyDeleteDirty broon hockey.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete100% unrelated to this game (sort of). Kind of funny/weird. This guy could easily be a regular poster on this site...
ReplyDeleteI was searching for that animated gif of Clod...you know the one. The link i clicked on was a forum and somebody had posted the question "Which characters would NHL coaches play if they were in a movie?" I looked quickly through there were some funny answers (MT is a hotel manager seems to be consensus) But this is the one that made me spit coffee on my keyboard: *note it's from a couple of years ago
Paul MacLean would be a Walrus Wrangler.
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[–]rhenzeSJS - NHL 22 points 2 years ago
Why would he wrangle his own kind?
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[–][deleted] 20 points 2 years ago
Since he merely looks like a walrus, he can trick them and infiltrate the herd.
Then while the males are sleeping he will seduce the females, and lead them to his underwater sex cave wherein he will actually capture them in metal cages.
He will then bring them to an underground bunker 30 miles southeast of Ottawa and live the rest of his days with his Walrus harem, occasionally mailing postcards of him and his walrus concubine to Brandon Prust.
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[–]jh1336USA - IIHF 8 points 2 years ago
Well this was disturbing.
Yowsa.
DeleteAnd there's your karma, ratface.
ReplyDeleteThey may be winning, but I'm not really impressed. Terrible PP, still sitting back with a lead. It's early, but it looks like the coaching staff has done nothing to improve this team.
ReplyDeleteThe players have improved themselves though.
DeleteI think if eMTy can refrain from tinkering with the lines, they will work it out, coaching be damned.
DeleteTFS almost scored there.
ReplyDeletePleXXXe!
ReplyDeletePleXXXe 500 pts. 23rd Hab to do it
ReplyDeletegawling says it 'pretty much' seals it.
ReplyDeletePleXXXe!!!
ReplyDeletePleXXXe!
ReplyDeleteTalbot again - fuck off
ReplyDeleteStarted with Mitchell defending his teammate.
DeleteClassic broons. Putting Sandy out there in the last minute.
ReplyDeleteMore dirty b's
ReplyDeletehttp://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2015/10/give-thanks-for-ice-cream.html
ReplyDeleteAlright, after 2 months of binge watching The Walking Dead, I have one episode left. Made it right on time for S6 premiere tomorrow. Anyone else tuning in?
ReplyDelete