Skin in the game 10 vs. Canucks

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(Reporter):

Hello, everybody, this is your action news reporter with all the Habs news

that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There

seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see

what happened?

(Witness):

Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here they

come, running through the broons beans, through the NYR fruits and leaf vegetables,

nekkid as a blue jay bird. And I hollered over t' Moey, I said, "Don't

look, Moey!” But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

(CHorus)

Here they come, look at that, look at them

There they go, booked that nine, lookin’ at ten

And they ain't losing’ no games

Oh, yes, they call it the Streak

Look at KidA, look at PatCHes

Fastest thing on two feet

Look at gCHuk, look at PleXXXe

He's just as proud as he can be

Of his anatomy

He goin' give us a deke

Oh, yes, they call it the Streak

Look at TFS, look at Lego

He likes to show off his physique

Look at Vodkov, look at PFK

If there's an audience to be found

He'll be streakin' around

Invitin' SFU critique

(Reporter):

This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the VAN

station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):

Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car CHecked, they just appeared

out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't

have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and juce was gettin'

her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, juce!” But it was too

late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of

the shock absorbers.

(CHorus)

He ain't crude, look at Dish, look at Gill

He ain't lewd, look at Errol, look at Jizz

He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call it the Streak

Look at N8, look at (Y)

He likes to turn the other CHeek

Look at Mitch, look at DGMB

He's always makin' the news

Wearin' just his FHF’n cool shoes

Guess you could call him unique

(Reporter):

Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering

the disturbance at the SFU station. Pardon me, sir, did you see

what happened?

(Witness):

Yeah, I did. Panel time, I's just goin' down thar to get iRi a snow

cone. And here they come, right out of their CHeap seats, dribbling, right

down the middle of the studio. Didn't have on nothing but stained PJ’s.

Made a mclame shot and got out through the Strombo skinny Pants! stand. I hollered up

at iRi, I said, "Don't look, iRi!” But it was too late. She'd

already got a free ice cream. Grandstandin', right there in front of Canada’s

home team.

(CHorus) (Witness):

Oh, yes, they call it the Streak Here they come again.

Look at Condom, look at Plaid Who's that with him?

The fastest thing on two feet iRi? Is that you, iRi?

Look at MT, look at Youppi What do you think you're

He's just as proud as he can be doin'? You git your clothes on!

He's gonna give us a Streak

Oh, yes, they call it the Streak Moey! Where you goin'?

Look at team, look at that juce, you shameless hussy

He likes to show off his physique! Say it isn't so,

Look at that, look at that iRi! Moeyyyyyyy!!!

If there's an audience to be found

They’ll be streakin' around

Invitin' SFU critique

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