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Come gather 'round FHFers where ever you roam
And admit that the waters around us have grown
And accept it that soon we’ll be drenCHed to the bone
If our team with mt2 is worth savin'
Then he better start swimmin' or he’ll sink like a stone,
For the Habs they are a' CHangin'!
Come writers and critics who prophesy with your pen
And keep your eyes wide the CHance won't come again
And don't speak too soon for gCHuck’s wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who that it's namin'
For the loser now will be later the GM to win
For the Habs they are a' CHangin'!
Come haters, SFUckers please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway don't block up the hall
For TFS™ that gets hurt will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside and it's ragin'
BBQ’ll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls
For the Habs they are a' CHangin'!
Come losers and blathers throughout the land
And don't criticize what you can't understand
Your PFK and your Lego are beyond your command
Your old road is rapidly agin'
Please get out of the new one if you can't lend your hand
For the Habs they are a' CHangin'!
The line it is drawn the foxhole curse it is cast
The slow one now will later be fast
As the present now will later be past
The order is rapidly fadin'
And the first one now will later be last
For the Habs they are a' CHangin'!
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Go you fucking Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteIf Dylan was a hockey team he would wear the CH.
ReplyDeleteGo You Fucking Habs Go
GOD in whatever universe he exist
is for sure a Habs fan
because
we have religion
Let's do this!
ReplyDeletemoeman, we ain't worthy. This is a five-goal effort on your part to kick off the season. Hats off, sir!!
ReplyDeletePS: This just in: The mediots have renamed it the AM Tower.
And the 401 will now be re-numbered the 34.
DeleteAnd they've already renamed in Matthewsississauga
DeleteThe Blue Jays have voluntarily updated their logo to Austen Matthews' face, reportedly.
DeleteAnd Matthews beat Olivia Chow in two political contests before the end of the first period.
DeleteToronto area hospitals report 14 births so far today, with 12 of them named Austen (the other two were named Austen Austen, and Godleaf Matthews respectively).
DeleteHe came to practice today to find his stall has been enshrined with gold by the MLSE. An over-excited staffer had to be restrained after attempting to pour molten gold over Matthews' genitalia. The ever-gracious Matthews offered up his little toe in sacrifice to satisfy this fan, but was held back at the last second by an MLSE attorney's filing of a court injunction stating that only the MLSE may alter a molecule on his body for the next 150 years.
DeleteGreat stuff SinM!
DeleteNot far from the truth! Very good!
DeleteBrilliant Scotty!
DeleteSHAGALISTIF\C DOING IT PUBLIC SHAGGY CAN DO tRUMP THINGS FOR A WILE
DeleteCan you imagine Coaches Corner this Saturday night? *rolls eyes*
ReplyDeleteKill me now
DeleteThis is it!!!! WOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Real hockey!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust awesome work moeman. Perfect parody.
ReplyDeleteMerci 29. Woke up to the Nobel news, got inspired.
DeleteGYFHG!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJoin me in the game thread this evening and I will regale you with many Bobby Zimmerman stories during intermission. I have been to tons of concerts, but he is the only act I have seen live double digit times. Greatest Nobel award ever.
ReplyDeleteYeah Bob get his and I am stil waiting on mine. Sometimes reality catches up to delusioon and today Bob Dylan gets a Nobel in this mine.
Deletegive me weeds whites and wine and a good Kodi feed and I will be willig, like a Trump hoe
Deletein first class
just leave the plastic in lego
DeleteI caN SEE sixty on my spedometer and have no way to slow down. When Dlyan and McCartney and Mick go
ReplyDeleteI will wonder if ths song remains ths same. But today yell whoop it up cause we live people and we won its the truth.
Homemade pizza tonight. Focaccia dough. Truffle paste base, pepper goat cheese, bacon, caramelized onions, herbes de Provence. Merlot. Wild (Quebec) blueberry raisin bread pudding.
ReplyDeleteHad a Jimmy Buffet gourmet burger with a side salad, couple of Moosehead lite beers after golf. *Buuurrrrrpppp*
DeleteWhat was on that burger?
DeleteGoing to order some junk food, nor sure what yet.
DeleteIs CHinese food junk food? If not, get some Tsao!
DeleteClub sandwiCH from St. Hubert.
DeleteNice. Happy dipping!
DeleteSo, FWIW, I didn't watch any hockey last night. I expected the worst from the SFUckers and from what I've gleaned, its worse than I thought it would be. One game in and the level of toronto arrogance is out of bounds. snet and tsn cannot hold themselves back, suggesting we don't realize how great AM truly is and how incredibly powerful the CotU has become in al(most) every sport. Too bad for you Argos. I've written before that it will get way fucking worse and it'll never get better. I'm doing my best to avoid these SFUckers.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, by American Thanksgiving the cotu SFUckers will be talking about drafting 1st overall again and the Blow Jays will be a distant memory of failure. What's an Argo?
DeleteI am gonna try stay with you tonight kids...for the first period anyway. Gonna search for a feed and see what I can find. I am so oooops fucking glad I don't live in tranna anymore. I hate everything about that city....everything!
ReplyDeleteWorld crass city.
DeleteSo, new nicks;
ReplyDeleteWeber = BBQ
Shaw = SSR
Radulov = CHé
Sergachev = CHevy
Montoya = Inigo (?)
Lehkohnen = ?
Redmond = ?
Montoya = Inigo (?) Yes.or 6F for Six Fingers.
DeleteLehkohnen = ? Leko. Or Jaws! Because he's a Fin.
Redmond = ? Mick? Or (and this is a stretch) but hear me out Redmond or rouge monde (red world (or planet?) so MARS!
Not to toot a horn but the new season's GYFHG! banner has;
ReplyDeleteCloser to CH rouge FHFont, some Hip (because be well brother Gordy), a new FHFemme (Kate Moss in Habs decals), classic CH logo, TFS™ (soul of the team), cat love exclamation point, sarcASStic FHFood FHFemme FHFun pic
Anything new tonight? Oh look, it's the SN pre-game hockey central episode with zero Montreal Canadiens news.
ReplyDeleteGyMFHg!
I'm on RDS where even tremblay and brunet are tolerable, so far.
DeleteI'm stuck with SN, but enjoy the work of John Bartlett, and Jason York really grew on my last year.
DeleteLet's do this!!! GYFHG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMan we've had CHances
ReplyDeleteAbout nicknames. Maybe we can go with an easy to type and à propos nick for Captain Kirk, CK. Fashionable, good looking and he probably smells really good. Bonus, when he takes over as Coach, no Change needed.
ReplyDeleteNice! I do have a penchant for CK one.
DeletePP need more DD?
ReplyDeleteKidG!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKidG!!!!
ReplyDeleteJimmy Buffet burger = nothing really special, a nice big patty, lettuce, tomato, onion slice, mayo, bacon, aged cheddar cheese. There was something about the bun that was different though I'm not sure what.
ReplyDeleteKidG! How the fuck did that go in??
I thought that burger would have a slice of pineapple and some rum sauce.
DeleteHeh, SSR is a fucking rat. Good. Wonder if the SFUckers will give him his due like they do with Ratface?
ReplyDeleteInigo!
ReplyDeleteInigo! Nice save!
ReplyDeleteMy dinner tonight btw is Rosh Hashannah leftovers. Brisket, gefilte fish, and kugel. Most Jewish meal ever
ReplyDeleteIn a bun?
DeleteBarack Obama being interviewed in Rolling Stone talking about Dylan's performance at the White House in February 2010 where he performed a recognizable but re-candenced version of the Times They Are A Changin'.
ReplyDeleteHere's what I love about Dylan: He was exactly as you'd expect he would be. He wouldn't come to the rehearsal; usually, all these guys are practicing before the set in the evening. He didn't want to take a picture with me; usually all the talent is dying to take a picture with me and Michelle before the show, but he didn't show up to that. He came in and played "The Times They Are A-Changin'." A beautiful rendition. The guy is so steeped in this stuff that he can just come up with some new arrangement, and the song sounds completely different. Finishes the song, steps off the stage — I'm sitting right in the front row — comes up, shakes my hand, sort of tips his head, gives me just a little grin, and then leaves. And that was it — then he left. That was our only interaction with him. And I thought: That's how you want Bob Dylan, right? You don't want him to be all cheesin' and grinnin' with you. You want him to be a little skeptical about the whole enterprise. So that was a real treat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGMSyFde7F8
29, drop a Bob Zimmerman story.
Inigo, again!
You could feel that BBQ CHeck over here.
ReplyDeleteCHé reminds me of Steve Shutt, always sending the puck towards the front of the net.
ReplyDeleteDecent period!
ReplyDelete245 periods to go
DeleteVenues I have seen Bob Dylan perform (Mtl / Ottawa edition):
ReplyDeleteBell Centre
Forum
CEPSUM (U de M arena)
Jarry Park tennis stadium
National Arts Centre
The stadium formerly known as Landsdowne Park
Whatever the name of that arena where the 67s play
Civic Centre.
DeleteOnly saw Dylan once, in San Fran.
A couple of game notes from my pov:
ReplyDeleteI think I heard DDD's name called once. This makes me happy.
BBQ can miss the net with a wicked slapper just like PK could. I think we'll be OK. I kid - this guy will make a difference no question and I'll really enjoy watching him in the CH. But I can still miss the other guy...
Yep.
DeleteGot carried and posted a different Dylan video link, meant this;
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGMSyFde7F8
Very Leonard Cohenesque.
DeleteAlso, long but worthy read about our Canadian treasure;
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/17/leonard-cohen-makes-it-darker
Love that version
DeleteI'm so stuffed, that was good.
ReplyDeleteAny sauce left?
DeleteSo early 90's, Mtl Forum. Dylan had The Alarm opening. Some kind of weird double bill. I don't know if you remember the Alarm, but I enjoyed them, they could rock. And they rocked hard for like 45 minutes or so. Bob comes out, decides to out-rock the Alarm. Comes out, doesn't say a word, no hello or anythkng, and proceeds to rip through a blazing 2 hours. Never picks up an acoustic guitar, never speaks to the audience or even acknowledge their existence. My sister who I was with claims she saw him nod at the audience at the end, but I didn't see it. Epic show.
ReplyDeleteLiterally 5 days later Bob plays the NAC in Ottawa. He told long-winded stories. He was veritably chatty. Sat down, relaxed, hung out. Another side of Bob Dylan. Epic show
DeleteGive that man a Nobel prize. Oh wait.
Sweet stuff 29.
DeleteI'll permit myself a slight political comment but Dylan winning a Nobel during this time of election upheaval is timely (and out of mind).
DeleteThat was quite the letter that former Habs fan posted in the Gazette. The Gazette and RDS sent people to cover the Predators opening night game in Nashville. PK sure still has a larger than life presence in Montreal it seems.
ReplyDeleteI find it a touCH weird.
DeleteInigo™
ReplyDeleteCHevy ain't gonna last 9 games playing for emty.
ReplyDeleteYeah!
ReplyDeleteMitCH!
Deletegotta love a 4th line goal. eMpTy's wet dream
ReplyDeleteThat took the wind out that bldg.
ReplyDeleteHuge save on a 3 on 1.
ReplyDeletePING
ReplyDeleteThere it is!
DeleteNot sure which foligno is a Sabre but never liked any of them, nick, mick, dick or prick.
ReplyDeleteCody Franson (likely a nice guy), could've been a Hab until Josh told the leaf to FHFuck off.
ReplyDeleteAnybody know WTF is with the NFL's Thursday night uniforms? If you look at the Broncos standing on the field tonight covered head to toe in orange, it looks like they're standing on a 'green screen' , especially when the add the graphics on the field. Anyway, they do this every week and I don't know what the point is, other than it's probably a $$$ thing between the NFL and Reebok or Nike or whoever makes the damn things.
ReplyDeleteBack to hockey...
$. Can't wait for the Dolphins uni.
DeleteNike. I see the swoosh. Agreed. $$$, but who the hell would want to dress like a creamsicle to cheer on their fave team.
DeleteNow that is FHFunny!
DeleteMontoya reminds me of Jeff Hackett.
ReplyDelete2-0 is the worse lead in hockey...
ReplyDeleteOooh, Kane was just (Y)ed!
ReplyDeleteCleanlY.
Deletewell that period was less good. But Inigo is the man
ReplyDeleteThrough 2 periods, CHevy with just over 7 minutes of ice time. Looking more like a Lada so far.
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, DDD also with just over 7 minutes...
Late 80's, Landsdowne Park. It was some sort of festival, with a crazy lineup headlined by Bob Dylan. There was Joe Cocker, the Neville Brothers, Van morrison, Michelle Shocked and a few others, it's all kind of vague now. Concert was like 12 hours. By the time Bob came out everyone was just exhausted, and some had even left! Bob proceeded to do a set where he re-worked and re-arranged (a specialty of his) literally every single song. No one had any fucking clue what songs he was playing. And they were hits! My sister (I go to most Dylan shows with her) and I spent the set guessing what song it was. And we're Dylan experts pretty much! It was weird. It was epic. Nobel worthy.
ReplyDeleteI already love 29's Mom (say hello) and I am now getting really fond of sister of 29.
DeleteAck.
ReplyDeletecrap
ReplyDeleteThe Habs need an upgrade at center. Snowplow and Turtleplex ain't cuttin' it.
ReplyDeleteBring back BigMcM.
DeleteI saw Bob once here in Halifax in 2008. I think it was the Neverending Tour. The arrangements for the entire show were very Blues oriented, with a hint of jazz. The twist on his more popular/famous songs were very impressive and I didn't recognize about half the songs in the set, but enjoyed it immensely nonetheless. And I'm not really a live concert guy, I could probably list them on my 2 hands and have my thumbs still available for hitch hiking.
ReplyDeleteBBQ!
ReplyDeleteOops. KidG x2!
DeleteBBQ!!!! PK who?
ReplyDeleteBBQ!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid kidG get that? i think so.
ReplyDeleteYep.
DeleteFor sure
DeleteThat looked just like PK!!
ReplyDeleteKidding!!
You meant PFKidding!
DeleteJust a mild concussion. He'll be back
ReplyDeleteNice looking Habs family behind emty-head,
ReplyDeleteRed light!
ReplyDeleteAuto!
DeleteWheels!
ReplyDeleteGrit!
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps SSR?
ReplyDeleteI still don't know who scored
ReplyDeleteSSR
DeleteAmazing how one little turnover causes complete chaos in your own zone. C'mon Nate put it high and hard off the glass... just like Grapes sez.
ReplyDeleteThings we've learned so far in this young season:
ReplyDelete1) BBQ can shoot the puck like 'him'.
2) Inigo is a very capable 20 game backup goalie. Prepare to Die!
3) Jaws doesn't look out of place on the 2nd line.
4) CHevy looks like an 18 year old playing with men. I predict he'll be back to Windsor after game 9 at the latest.
5) kidG is obviously half the player of Auston Matthews.
Man that Inigo looks just perfect as a backup
Delete6) You can score 4 goals and win, with goaltending
Delete7) Blabs can only win with TFS™, mt2 with Inigo, who knew
8) Moey is hoarding St. Hubert sauce
9) Bob
10) Dylan
Nicely done boys. Still work to do, but a solid start
ReplyDeleteif you're still around, it seems Centre Ice is free (for me anyway). Pens/Caps looks like a good game.
ReplyDeleteNot the greatest but they'll just get better.
ReplyDeleteWonder if Shaw will be suspended for slewfooting end of the game.
ReplyDeleteWill CHevy blow a headgasket, or does he just need more torque?
ReplyDeleteI striggled to find a feed and finally gave up and went to bed. But Yahoo! One win in the books. Sounds like it was a game of 2 halves and there is work to be done. Saw a clip of Shaw sloooofooting - which isn't smart - other than it might get Big Mac back up for another look. Hopefully I'll have more luck Saturday night getting the game feed. Are they saving TFS for the home opener then?
ReplyDeletestruggled...
DeleteIt was an ugly win but we'll take it.
ReplyDeleteI always see commenters on other sites who advocate for trading (Y) because he makes too many mistakes. Are you kidding me? The guy's a beast out there and one of the few Habs D who actually make the opposition forwards be wary. Loved how he drove Lucy crazy.
Still no Price eh? Hmmmmmm...
(Y) was awesome.
DeleteOuf, need to be careful where you toss the opponents.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/hashtag/ManMountain?src=hash
> http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2016/10/yep-its-sexy-friday.html
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