Nov 5, 2016

Stop playing like CHumps ~ Game 12 v. PHucktards

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144 comments:

  1. Come to think of it, MT never really did say why he hung Inigo out to dry.

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  2. This is the series where parts were shot in my neighbourhood.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/21-thunder-cbc-soccer-drama-1.3837861

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  3. If you're looking for positives out of last night's 10-0 trouncing, BBQ played over 25 minutes and still was Even in the +/- column, along with (Y) and the entire 4th line.

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  4. Love the monkey washing the cat! Thank Christ I only had to listen to the suckage last night, must have been hard to watch.

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    1. Gets me every time. First saw it on Letterman many years back. Dave use to play it a few times every show.

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  5. Go you fucking Habs go!

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  6. Another thing for Inigo must be hearing everywhere today that TFS has allowed 7 goals in all his starts and Montoya let in 10 in just one game.

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  7. the Maritimer5:29 PM

    Brace yourself folks, it ain't gonna be pretty tonight. Giroux, Voracek and Simmonds are going to have a field day. eMTy will as usual, come up empty.

    CHicken fingers, Gibson's Finest and ginger ale.

    CHeers!

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    1. Homemade steak poutine, mignon, fries, very old cheddar, sauce au poivre. Malbec.

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    2. Dr Oetker pepperoni.

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    3. The Diablo version?

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    4. No, just your basic pepperoni.

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    5. I like their pizzas but I usually add cheese or olive oil and also slightly undercook it.

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  8. Guess CHip plays tonight.

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  9. Gorgeous celebration.

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  10. Ok, that made me teary-eyed.

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  11. I think DDD from Vodkov or just Vodkov!

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    1. Merde, now he'll get even more ice time just because it bounced off him.

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  12. Challenged by the PHucktards

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  13. Vodkov gets it, good.

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  14. Vandevelde sounds like it should be a designer label.

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  15. Gotstobehere 2-1

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  16. Clocks go back an hour tonight.

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  17. Refs just watching not calling.

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  18. TouCH of the flu?

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  19. the Maritimer7:51 PM

    eMTy flu...

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  20. the Maritimer7:52 PM

    Go Canucks!

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  21. It took me almost the whole period to get a feed. Managed to get the City feed sadly... wha'd I miss? I see 2-2...any better than last night? Oh fuck...coaxhes corner...might go grab a beer...or 6

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    1. Making a lot of mistakes in their own end. Phi moves the puck fast.

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  22. tva says JJD is happy with the D play in the 1st. eesh

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  23. mclame and hometown hockey in Halifax this weekend. I had no plans to go anywhere near it and see that Darcy Tucker and Cam Russell are the alumni in town. Yeah no fucking thanks. I wouldn't cross the street to see that crew.

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  24. Hey PatCHes, aim at the net on the ice not the netting behind the net.

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  25. hay maritimer...

    were u serious about moving el capitain yd?

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    1. the Maritimer8:33 PM

      Absolutely.

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    2. he still relevant! move plexxx! him and lego shoulda been dumped instead ages ago

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  26. Read this somewhere today,

    'how long before MT puts Weise on the 1st line?"

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  27. Gudas is a thug, this guy should have been suspended before his first one but they just chose to 'educate' him instead.

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  28. Only 1 shot this period.

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  29. Charlie Lindgren: 6-0-0, .936 SV%, 2.15 GAA, 34 SA/GP.
    Goals allowed? 4 deflections, 3 uncontested in slot, 1 partial breakaway.

    Yep, same system down on the farm.

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  30. What the fuck is going on all of the sudden...10 gamws...is that the Habs limit for decent play now...this is a fucking shit show...my God what a pile of fucking puke...and one fucking shot
    ..please !

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  31. GCHuk...about fucking time...3 shots a period isn't gonna much...

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  32. good goal, but he almost lek'd that up

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  33. the Maritimer8:50 PM

    3 shots on goal? Laughable.

    Serious lack of fucking talent up front on this team.

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    1. The D is often penned in their own end too.

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  34. i saw the nickname list. thats pretty lame guys. is it deliberate to match our team?

    and who are these losers?
    hanley, sergeichev, weber?

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    1. the Maritimer9:03 PM

      To reply from above, I don't think Patches is all that happy in Montreal. I don't think he is comfortable with the C. GMGQ could actually get something for him. PleXXX wouldn't get you a bag of pucks now and DD not even a roll of hockey tape. Lego got them a couple of late second rounders at least.

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  35. the Maritimer9:12 PM

    That was ugly.

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  36. just b/c they the habs dont mean its right to trade away the captain (again) (again) (again) (again)...

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  37. Phd...butnwhatvwas that...shot 5?

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  38. Stepped out for a minute and 4-2!

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  39. can we call daneault: yogurt?

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  40. 4mins for Shaw high stick, better kill it.

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  41. They still have time to score again.

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  42. Fear the collapse people...

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  43. PleXXXe shortie!!!!!

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  44. And man does he ever look happy, got the monkey off his back.

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  45. Well that helps...Plexxe!

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    1. Um, there's 3 Xs.

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    2. My bad Moeman...Plexxxe...

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    3. En hommage to SuperSeXXXe, the Xs should be capitalized.

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    4. Right...now that I understand it better I will try to do better...

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    5. I work between a laptop, Ipad and a cell so sometimes I can be careless

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  46. omg.... im such an idiot...

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  47. Shaw never should have been in the box in the first place. His stick hit that fucking phlyer shoulder... what a prick!

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  48. BBQ often does the Hal Gill.

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  49. Bell crowd should have learned by now to never OLE too soon, they started when there was just under 7 left.

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  50. u mean: to be the pawn in a trade with nashville?

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    1. (reply to hal gill comment)

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    2. No, was referring to him laying on the ice to block shots.

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  51. the Maritimer9:43 PM

    The drunks in the upper bowl shouldn't be singing so early. Karma.

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  52. How does Patches Miss that shit ffs!?

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  53. Gally's a fucking idiot. That's always been interference when there's no puck around FFS.

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  54. Well, Del Zotto just killed their chances of pulling the goalie.

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  55. dont u EVER blame the crowd! it somebody eles's fault if a team collapses a three goal lead in the 3rd!

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    1. the Maritimer9:48 PM

      OK. I blame the fool behind the bench.

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  56. thats better!
    but u forgot to use the word again

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  57. Lucky win. Take the 2 points and seriously discuss the shit play.

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  58. They struggled through it again.

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  59. Ok...a win js a win...mow knock that shot off and start playing better

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  60. the Maritimer9:53 PM

    Fourteen goals against the last two games. Great system.

    Props to the team though for a 10-1-1 start. They are winning despite an incompetent coach and a little boat anchor he keeps throwing out there,

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  61. TFS is the differance once again, well he is on our team so celebrate.

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  62. Surely the coaching staff (since 'he' ain't going anywhere) and the man upstairs can see beyond the W and realize this isn't a real 10-1-1 team and something needs fixing.

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  63. Shots 38-17 for the phucktards.

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  64. the Maritimer9:56 PM

    The leaf are winning (3 in a row) so the SFU will be occupied with that for a few days.

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  65. lay off the lil boat anchors!

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  66. Seems like things got scrappy over in leafland, even the goalies joined in.

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  67. Night all...remember to turn back your clocks...no more 1130 starts for me...damm...thanks Moeman. Go You Fucking Habs Go!

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  68. Interesting distraction tidbit. Habs drafted 5 players in 2008. Not one has played a game in the NHL, including their top pick at #56, Danny Kristo. He's on the Blues' farm team now.

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  69. Man, starting to feel bad for the Canucks.

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  70. the Maritimer10:05 PM

    Out hit, out shot, out hustled, out coached. Same thing that’s being going on since game #1.

    Winter is coming...

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  71. the Maritimer10:18 PM

    Night folks.

    BTW, went to see Doctor Strange yesterday, one of the coolest special effects movies I've seen in some time. Cumberbatch nails it.

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  72. Holy crap! Reilly hit on Hansen.

    https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/795088007443398656

    Kadri also gave Sedin a blindside.

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    1. https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/795090366676561920

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  73. the Maritimer7:05 AM

    I wonder what Orangeman thought of that 10-0 shellacking? Probably still in shock.

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  74. Interesting.

    http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/a-clinton-win-would-bring-french-canadian-ancestry-to-the-maison-blanche-1.3148180

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  75. I've been drunk since we went down 5-0 Friday. What'd I miss?

    ( I keed, I keed, I know. What a weekend. Fire MT2)

    GYFIMpactG!!!!

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  76. Congrats Impact!

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  77. New JT on mt2.

    https://habsloyalist.blogspot.ca/2016/11/the-price-of-getting-shellacked.html

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    1. the Maritimer10:15 PM

      Good read, one thing is clear about arrogant fuckface emty, he is good at deflecting blame from himself and throwing people under the bus. Then he drives over them. The thing I truly hope is that Price turns his back on that jerk. Bergevin must be fucking blind.

      I can't enjoy watching the team as long as he's the coach. It's spoiling the games for me. I also don't believe the team is as good as their current record, as J.T. mentions, despite what Coach Parcells once said.

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  78. Meanwhile, the drum-beating keep media defending MT. Those opening ceremony drums began even before the season started and actually a tribute to the MT/DGMB loving media. Todd writes fans should back off because of their winning record. GAGnon and Tremblay says no way MT was going to put TFS in to save the players asses. I call that BS and I call leaving Inigo out to dry a total lack of respeck towards him.
    If they are so concerned that TFS is that fragile then they shouldn't allow him to play cash-grab tourneys in tranna plus he's already played 3 less games because of the flu and wanted to go in. The only thing they care about is TFS saving their asses.

    Speaking of TFS, anyone see his profile pic? @CP0031.

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  79. I am like DDD great vision, fall down alot, replace eMTy with the Impact coach.

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  80. Thank goodness for Bob McKenzie's take on that 10-0 blowout, finally the voice of reason. The rest is just nonsense.

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  81. As per Blob, Vigneault supports MT's decision. No kidding, it's no secret they're bosom buddies.

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  82. Good Luck Dano,

    We are the only team in the league where players regularly go from 4th to first line, no increments in the eMTy playbook. Guess the CHin nick is definetly out.

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  83. http://www.mitchmelnick.com/the-good-the-bad-the-ugly-game-11-columbus-10-montreal-0/

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  84. AF quite testy today. And how dare he be as disgusting that he brings up the child with cancer to deflect away from the question if he's worried about the team. FU.

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  85. just curious if anybody has thought of this...

    inigo started so that TFS could rest and play the night after. i get that but consider how bad things got

    RE: the decision to keep inigo in net

    1. the gk is getting lit up. a change of gk is done to shake things up. sometimes its not even the gk's fault. am i right?
    2. make the switch, sacrifice TFS's precious rest. u could see he even WANTED to get in there!
    3. cancelling the 'rest'... inigo woulda had an early shower and the coaches woulda had a perfect opportunity to play him again the NEXT night so he could immediately get that bad taste out of his mouth!
    4. with that next match at home, do u not think the entire rink woulda been pulling for him?
    5. criticise eMTy all u want, but this plus the banishment of PKK has to be TWO strikes now right?!

    i find it kinda unbelievable nobody has mentioned something like this yet...

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    1. the Maritimer6:45 PM

      MB and emty are known liars. They know they have to protect Carey Price at all costs in order to protect their own jobs. Hence, they hung Big Al out to dry. But, in all fairness to the intrepid duo, the players need to look in the mirror as well. They quit. Montoya paid the price.

      If it was me, I would have pulled Al after goal 5 or 6. That was the right thing to do. Price could have played 30 minutes or so and have been fine. He knows this as well. Someday, hopefully, that chicken comes home to roost. #FireTherrien.

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  86. Arrogant Fuckface6:27 PM

    Here's da ting you don't know. I know. And you don't. So stop axing me stupid questions about the team i've COACHED to a 10-1-1 record! Am I worried? I do'n even know what dat means? I'm too fucking arrogant to worry. It's in my name you dumb hacks! Jeezus we're on pace for about 70 wins an' it ain't enough? It's like you're dating a hottie like Celine Dion but your buddies don't tink she's good enough to take to da prom, dat you should drop her for somebody better. Better than Celine Dion?! How do you top perfection? Yeah sure on occasion the date will go bad and she will have da long face but you press on. You stick wit it. Maybe change things up a bit to spice it up and put your best face on, maybe grab da blender and make few new drinks, throw a few darts at a board. You know now? No. It's OK I do. Hey look that kid has cancer.

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    1. the Maritimer6:49 PM

      Here's what I know Mr. AF. Once Price gets lit up a few times when his soft as Charmin forwards bail again, you are on notice.

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  87. Leko on IR for a week or so. Ghetto called up.

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    1. Hudon, we dont need no stinkin Hudon cause he might put DDD out of work, in fact anyone who plays center might as well go to the KHL.

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  88. Its one day till Purge day. I recommend dried and canned food and bottled and canned liquids in mass quantities.

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  89. How fucked is the system. We have arguably the worst defensive structure in the NHL. So why not run and gun more, why make every player Bob Gainey, why not play some fucking hockey for fucks sake.

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  90. > http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2016/11/die-broons-die-lucky-game-13.html

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