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I remember back when I was young, on one CHristmas Eve,
MmeM. and theM. tucked us in, and we drifted off to sleep.
Sometime through that snowy night, old Saint Geoff did appear,
To fill our blog with presents, and lots of CHristmas CHeer.
But morning came, and our own theM., he just stayed in bed,
Face down in the pillow, thats what MmeM. said.
theM.s really sick about what Geoff did this year,
He didnt eat the milk and cookies, but he drank all theM.s beer.
(same CHords for the next two verses)
Sister juce got a tambourine, and played it pretty well,
Me, I got a fire truck, with a shiny silver bell,
Little brother Pad got a cap gun, with a realistic sound,
Shootin all the bad guys, to save our DDD clown,
But our own theM., he couldn’t move, we thought that he was dead,
Groaning like a grizzly, covering his head,
theM.s really sick about what Geoff did this year,
He didnt trade for a Centre, but he drank all theM.s beer.
MmeM. finally took her CHance, to get theM. on his feet,
She wanted him to help us out, with the CHristmas beast,
But as he tried to stuff the Pants!, he turned white just like The Ghost,
Still sad about what Geoff did, last night I suppose,
Poor theM. was feeling terrible, about the man in blue and white and red,
How could Geoff do this, does he drink and drive his sled?
But theM.s really sick about what Geoff did this year,
He didnt fire MT2/AF, but he drank all theM.s beer.
Now I know you might not all believe what Geoff did this year,
He didnt tell the SFU to fuck off, but he drank all theM.s beer!
That's it, that's all ... I hope you enjoy it!
Go Steelers!
Go You Fucking Habs Go!
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I remember back when I was young, on one CHristmas Eve,
MmeM. and theM. tucked us in, and we drifted off to sleep.
Sometime through that snowy night, old Saint Geoff did appear,
To fill our blog with presents, and lots of CHristmas CHeer.
But morning came, and our own theM., he just stayed in bed,
Face down in the pillow, thats what MmeM. said.
theM.s really sick about what Geoff did this year,
He didnt eat the milk and cookies, but he drank all theM.s beer.
(same CHords for the next two verses)
Sister juce got a tambourine, and played it pretty well,
Me, I got a fire truck, with a shiny silver bell,
Little brother Pad got a cap gun, with a realistic sound,
Shootin all the bad guys, to save our DDD clown,
But our own theM., he couldn’t move, we thought that he was dead,
Groaning like a grizzly, covering his head,
theM.s really sick about what Geoff did this year,
He didnt trade for a Centre, but he drank all theM.s beer.
MmeM. finally took her CHance, to get theM. on his feet,
She wanted him to help us out, with the CHristmas beast,
But as he tried to stuff the Pants!, he turned white just like The Ghost,
Still sad about what Geoff did, last night I suppose,
Poor theM. was feeling terrible, about the man in blue and white and red,
How could Geoff do this, does he drink and drive his sled?
But theM.s really sick about what Geoff did this year,
He didnt fire MT2/AF, but he drank all theM.s beer.
Now I know you might not all believe what Geoff did this year,
He didnt tell the SFU to fuck off, but he drank all theM.s beer!
That's it, that's all ... I hope you enjoy it!
Go Steelers!
Go You Fucking Habs Go!
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The logical choice is to put CHe at center, so the trainers are putting new springs in the springboard because DDD will be launched more frequently as our new first line center. Donut line jokes please!
ReplyDeleteOk, enough with this western bs. GYFHG!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is fucking brilliant!!
Yeah, Ol' Saint Geoff really fucked us over last spring, thus I am indifferent to he and his management team. I'll never buy Molson beer again. But, hey! I am a very patient guy and can wait out Bargain Bin, eMTy and his li'l pal Davey. They'll all be gone eventually. Unfortunately, so will their only chance to win anything, Carey Price.
Go Giants!! Go Habs!!
Ha! I knew you'd like it!
DeleteBonus, Luneberg Festival!
DeleteWhen drinking alot of beer inevitably the big questions in life get asked. Betty or Willma? or for the UTES: Maeve or ryhmess with Clitoris. I am totally Maeve.
ReplyDeleteAlso
DeleteGinger or Mary-Ann
Betty or Veronica
Baily or Jennifer
The eMTyblender is going to be whirring steady for the next few weeks. Or months. Fear the collapse.
ReplyDeleteI will be glad when it's all over and AF and his bunker buddy are running the show in Vegas...Go You Fucking Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteVegas ain't that dumb.
DeleteScrew AF and BBB. I'm think I'm better shaking a tambourine than I am at beating the drum.
ReplyDeleteHa! I knew you'd catCH it!
DeleteI knew you'd know I knew.
DeleteAF on CHe at centre "Il n'a jamais joué là, je ne le mettrai pas dans cette position" =
ReplyDeleteHe's never played there and I'll never put him there.
https://blog.twitter.com/2016/thishappened-looking-back-on-canadas-year-on-twitter-2016
ReplyDeleteHow is Tragically Hip not in the top 10?
Too Canadian a moment.
DeleteWow, he's singing The Secret Path on 690 as we 'speak'.
DeleteInigo starts.
ReplyDeleteGood move by Coach CK.
So if TFS finishes in top spot for AS voting that means he's captain which goes against NHL's 'Bill Durnan' rule. (NTTAWWT, I think he's more than worthy)
ReplyDeleteBrought in the John Scott rule and created another loophole. They should have forseen that TFS would garner oodles of votes. Not too bright are they?
When one considers the qualifications of what an All-Star Captain is, TFS™ and Sid are deserving.
Deletebettman can fuck off.
So PatCHes said DDD has had to overcome many things in his career and having to deal with the loss of gCHyuk is another. What? How is that something he has to 'deal with' he'll be getting back to being top dog again?
ReplyDeleteRegardless of any favourite teammates PatCHes may have, he always speaks team first. Does he regurgitate some of the foxhole bromides? Maybe but he is respectful.
DeleteJust put Lord Byron in place of gCHyuk, enough with the playing around!
ReplyDeleteSo, if we look at that last picture...lady on the beach. Bare with me. Is that a female Taylor Hall???
ReplyDeleteI'll admit to missing the Taylor Hall ref.
DeleteHailey Clauson.
awesome clauson
DeleteOK, so now I'm guessing FHFacial recognition.
DeleteIndeed. No?
DeleteI did a double take. Taylor Hall is quite fetCHing. NTTIAWWT
DeleteNo, nothing wrong with that.
DeleteAlso, too, theM., I hope you shared that parody with MmeM.
ReplyDeleteAll in FHFun.
Leftover CHinese, one of THE best leftovers, ever. Leffe.
ReplyDeletePork CHops.
DeleteGuess whose on first center
ReplyDeleteWhen asked if Sunday’s game was Desharnais’s best of the season, Therrien said: “I’ll go more than that. All those (first) three games (of the road trip) I thought he played really well. I thought he was quick on puck, feeding his wingers. I thought he played really well. It’s a good opportunity for him.”
Dump all over PFK, dump on Patches, dump on Lego, N8 but wee Davey .............
'National Chief Perry Bellegarde presented the visibly emotional Downie with an eagle feather — a gift from the creator above — and he was given an Indigenous spirit name, which can be roughly translated as "Man who walks among the stars."
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/gord-downie-tragically-hip-afn-honoured-1.3883618
Did MT2AF have anything to do with those (funny to view) slow motion car/bus crashes in MTL this AM? Looked like some classic dump and chase on the frozen ice.
ReplyDeleteHA! Wish I thought of that when I posted the video yesterday. Apparently it went viral, Kimmel said it was like curling with cars, someone else set the Benny Hill music to it and many others. I noticed on youtube yesterday that a couple were asking permission to use it.
DeleteClassic Canadian winter. Bonus buses and a cop car.
DeletePacioretty-DD-Radulov
ReplyDeleteShaw-Mitchell-Gallagher
Lehkonen-Plekanec-Byron
Carr-Danault-Flynn
Sorry, too lazy to replace with the nicks.
Deletehttp://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/best-photos-2016/
ReplyDeleteWow, they're spectacular.
DeleteSome sad ones. Humans can be cruel.
DeleteNice CHoice starting with a bluse song.
ReplyDelete*blues*
DeleteAs they say, stay until the end;
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5Rnd-HM6A
Shit, Inigo is down.
ReplyDeleteWill he sit?
DeleteNot exactly to the head, but I guess spotters don't pull goalies.
DeleteShouldn't matter. McDavid was hurt a lot less.
DeleteSurprised he's continuing but it's a good sign.
ReplyDeleteTwo nice saves. Seems OK.
DeleteTFS™ was said to be warming up in the dressing room.
Third nice save.
Delete1-0 squeaked in PleXXXe!
ReplyDeletepleXXXe?!
ReplyDeleteCash it.
ReplyDeleteDoes Ken Doll know November is over?
ReplyDeleteMovember.
DeleteWhen he came up AF referenced Escobar.
DeleteLb gets credited for the goal.
ReplyDeleteomg they almost got a shortie, Inigo was off somewhere.
ReplyDeleteGroggy.
DeleteKill it.
ReplyDeleteAgain.
Delete3X
Delete(Y) saved a sure goal on that one.
ReplyDeleteCash it.
ReplyDeleteVancouver Canucks defenceman Philip Larsen was taken off the ice on a stretcher on Tuesday night after a violent collision with New Jersey Devils forward Taylor Hall. Larsen appeared to lose consciousness before hitting the ice.
ReplyDeletei saw it,
DeleteRefs do fuck all for the injured player, fuck all.
Deletehttps://twitter.com/myregularface/status/806308463454339073
DeleteCouple of pings.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Roy call his posts Ping and Pong?
DeleteCash it.
ReplyDeleteYeah!
ReplyDeletePleXXXe!!!
ReplyDeleteSuperPlexxxe is back
ReplyDeleteHabs playing very well.
ReplyDeleteCash it.
ReplyDeleteAll that dough and a lot of NSF.
ReplyDeleteDDD gone to the room.
ReplyDeleteUh oh, 2-1
ReplyDeleteAck
ReplyDelete2-1
fuck the Stany
ReplyDeleteBBQ saved a sure goal there.
ReplyDeleteOh boy
ReplyDeleteTied.
ReplyDeleteToo bad they couldn't score any of the PP's.
ReplyDeleteDDD won't return, LBI
ReplyDeletenOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteHi all! Just got in. What'd I miss? No Davey? Addition by subtraction.
ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS!
ReplyDeletelower the CHocula like shell now!!!
ReplyDeleteWHEW!! Loser point, I'll take it!
ReplyDeletethank you GSM
ReplyDeleteGee I thought BBQ was taking a nap on the ice.
ReplyDeleteOh crap.
ReplyDeleteGood night all.
ReplyDeleteYes, good night all.
ReplyDeleteI guess if you offered me 5 points and a chance not to play the road trip I would have taken it so I'll return to positive and say - 5 points - not too bad for a Western road swing boys
ReplyDeletethis is how castrated our dreams are, we rejoice at loser points. Thanks eMTy.
DeleteColorado, Arizona and Vancouver look like they are toast for this season. Can Bargain Bin pull off a Christmas miracle and get a legit center? I'd take both Sedins for the whole fucking St. John's team. Lefeb has ruined them anyway playing the emty system.
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit, while Larsen lays unconscious on the ice he gets kicked twice in the head.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/TheStanchion/status/806307752360353792
I've read stuff on Yakupov...would that be an option? Could they recreate magic? But gCHyuk could be out for a while so...maybe not the best.
ReplyDeleteGood article, all the best to you John Scott.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theplayerstribune.com/john-scott-retirement/
Barbie sent to the farm.
ReplyDelete8-12 weeks for gCHuk.
ReplyDeleteYikes. Let's hope they're not just stringing us along like last year.
DeleteJuce..you know that we are being lied to once again...we have been here before...he has fucked his knee and is done for the year...bank on it...maybe April if we get lucky. Remember...they all lie!
DeleteK3X, yeah, that's why I said it. Like I've said, I wouldn't believe them if they told me TFS wears #31 unless I look at his sweater to see it myself.
DeleteGhetto called up.
ReplyDeleteLook's like N8 is ready to go.
ReplyDeleteYou think we are having a bad season. Look at team India the country. Thats why I thinkaboot everything. My advice buy big fucking bags of rice and vitamim C pills so you dont get scurvey.
ReplyDeleteMEDICAL UPDATE
ReplyDeleteAlex Galchenyuk and David Desharnais met with the team's medical staff on Wednesday in Montreal.
For both players, team doctors confirmed a knee injury, and the recovery is expected to be 6 to 8 weeks for each.
Galchenyuk currently leads the Canadiens with nine goals, including two game winners, and 23 points through 25 games in 2016-17. The 22-year-old centerman has also posted a plus-9 plus/minus differential in that span.
Desharnais registered two assists against the Los Angeles Kings on Sunday, before being forced to leave Tuesday's game early in St. Louis after suffering a knee injury.
Over to you Bergy....
DeleteI say pick up the number one draft choice of Anihiem the leafs have parked. a five or six draft choice for us is a no lose. He is over 5 ft tall.
DeletePeter Holland? Worth a shot. I think he is over 6 ft tall, a giant on the Habs.
DeleteThe Habs won't miss DD even one little bit. If SuperpleXXX can be turned loose a little, they can hold the fort until gCHuk returns. AF's blender will be working overtime, big deal, nothing's changed there.
ReplyDelete"The National Hockey League has informed teams that it is in late-stage negotiations to strike a partnership with Apple that could see the company’s iPads and other technology become commonplace on team benches, TSN has learned."
ReplyDeleteNot that i think he intentionally fucked gCHuk's knee, but am I the only one that finds Kopitar's knee to gCHuk's knee more than just incidental contact? gGHuk was clearly in his vision and he made no attempt to avoid hitting him (and there was no puck to be seen so should have at least been an interference penalty). And hitting the knee on the anterior (is that right?) has potential for some damage even if his intent was to just slow CHucky down. Just interesting that there has been not a word on that possibility. I wonder if it was McDavid or Matthews or Laine would the play have been scrutinized to hell and back?
ReplyDeleteAnd was it Bouwmeester that hit ddd? Give him a medal.
actually it was DDD in his first hit of the year bouncing off Bouwmeester. Che can get us to the playoffs and gCHuck will be back fresh and hungry ready to play a 200ft game. I hope DDD takes permanant liability insurance and retires.
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