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“I was listening to some Hip on the way to work and...
With all due respect to Gord Downie and the Tragically Hip,
Canada's best ever group…” ~ lehab
They shot a hockey puck, in my hometown
All FHFans were watching, from miles around
Out at the Forum, some kind of Ghostly thing
Well I ain't no hockey star
But I can get behind anything
Yeah I can get behind anything
Get it out, get it all out
Yeah stretch that thing
Make it last, make it last
Least until the Centre Bell rings
Well the CJv2 likes his rhythm
TFS likes the stops
Throes of passion, throes of passion
Well nothing can throw him off
Well, sometimes the faster LB gets
The less you need to know
But you gotta remember
The harder BBQ shot gets
The further Habs are gonna go
When you blow at high dough
When you blow at high dough
WOO!!
Baby I feel fine
I'm pretty sure it's genuine
It makes no sense, no it makes no sense
But Moe will blog about it anytime
Whoever fits her usually gets her
It was the strangest thing how Habs moved so fast, moved so fast
Into those Stanley Cup rings
Well, sometimes the faster KidA gets
The less you need to know
But you gotta remember
The smarter Vodkov gets
The further Habs are gonna go
When you blow at high dough
When you blow at high dough
Now at the Centre Bell, same Ghostly thing
Well I can't catch her, but I can get behind anything
Yea FHFans can get behind anything
Well WE can get behind anything
Well, sometimes the faster it gets
The less you need to know
But you gotta remember
The smarter it gets
The further Habs are gonna go
When you blow at high dough
When you blow at high dough
Yeah, blow at high dough
Blow at high dough
Out on Ste.- Catherine, some Parade thing
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A girl my age went off her head, hit some tiny children
ReplyDeleteIf the black hadn't a-pulled her off, I think she would have killed them
A soldier with a broken arm, fixed his stare to the wheels of a Cadillac
A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest, and a queer threw up at the sight of that
Mike Babcock believes. There is forceful intent behind each of his waking moments, an attention to detail and preparation that gives him confidence every challenge will be met with a favourable outcome.
Go You Fucking Habs Go iCHiban!!
DGMG on the other hand spends every waking moment trying to keep gCHuck out of Chez Pare
DeleteCracking way to start the playoffs Moeman. Go you fucking Habs go. Just fucking win. #25
ReplyDeleteI'm joining moe in his blockade of SFU nonsense. Only positive thoughts.
ReplyDeleteGreat opening thread. Great song parody by lehab. I love the Hip.
So, with Rogers giving us Romansuck and Gawling, I will have to try something different. Mute the tv and try to sync tsn690 or something. Maybe stream the MSG feed and listen to the Rangers guys, couldn't be any worse could it?
GAGnon actually said that gCHuk is possibly listening to his entourage telling him he's in a contract year, never mind whatever the team tells you to do, just think about scoring goals and now that ANOTHER coach moved him the fans finally see that AF was right all along. What a fucking moron. CJv2 doesn't have time to undo the mess AF 'developed'. I hope he he plays lights out every game and they all eat shit.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!
How the hell do bradmotherfuckerwatson, chrisfuckinglee and timfuckingpeel warrant playoffs?
ReplyDeletePhilippe Couillard says Habs in 6.
ReplyDeleteThe city is buzzing.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/montreal-canadiens-rangers-playoffs-1.4066993
Playoffs are here baby!! I will be checking out the scene at the Bell Centre on my lunch hour. This. City. Is. Hockey.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG4#25 indeed!
RIP J. Geils - Centerfold was pure genius. And what a great happy tune to have in your head on Day1 of the playoffs.
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK THIS IS IT I AM FREAKING OUT PLAYOFFS
ReplyDeleteGYFHG4#25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@lehab I am guessing i missed your parody in the comments yesterday amazing work! best fhf tradition
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on? Anything new?
ReplyDeletePre-game hockey pool tonight. I am narrowing my selections down to my final 4 of Chicago/Edmonton/Washington/GOYOUFUCKINGHABSGO!
I didn't think I would see a player I wanted to punch right in the face more than Brad Marchand until I saw that greasy, smug Crash Cryder last night talking about having a good skating coach and learning to stop. BBQ - time to earn your money. Crush that fucking gnat.
ReplyDeleteOh and great parody by lehab. In my books, Canada's best rockers ever...even if they are leaf fans.
ReplyDeleteYep!
DeleteAlso, unfortunately, Downie is a BrOOns fan
ReplyDeletePretty sure Langlois is a Habs fan.
DeleteR.I.P. Dave’s Mom.
ReplyDeleteAlways enjoyed when Letterman had her on during Thanksgiving while she made pies at home.
I was suppose to drive to UofT tomorrow but it has been postponed for 2 weeks.
ReplyDeleteHopefully I can drive through that dump still sporting a Habs car flag whilst leafools put theirs away.
R.I.P. Charlie Murphy (Eddie's brother).
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. J. Geils
http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/12/charlie-murphy-dead-leukemia-eddie-murphy-brother/
ReplyDelete5 hours bitCHes!
ReplyDelete4 hours bitCHes!
ReplyDelete28 hours for leafools?
DeleteWon't matter what time the game starts or ends.
DeleteHow stupid can you be?
ReplyDeletehttp://montreal.ctvnews.ca/impact-suspend-defender-lefevre-over-instagram-post-1.3365939
'During the playoffs, a vendor carrying a tray of beer above his head while weaving through the crowd at the Bell Centre may sell up to 500 beers per night. '
ReplyDeleteHow many when 29 attends the game?!
DeleteDepends on how many vendors work a game?
DeleteMeaning if they know he's coming ahead of time to hire extras.
DeleteouCH!
DeleteJust got back from touring the Old Forum, the Bell Centre, and the Fan Jam.
ReplyDeleteThey were all eerily quiet. Kind of freaked me out. A few scalper types hanging out in front of the Bell and that's eat. The Fan Jam did not appear to be open yet. Id did do this:
https://twitter.com/almendelsohn/status/852219118589816832
Man Blogger needs an edit comment function
DeleteYep but maybe Blogger figured you ate?!
Deleteyou got me there. Given Google owns Blogger and Google knows me better than myself
DeleteYou should write a book! ❤
Deletehttp://mentalfloss.com/article/94214/celebrate-grilled-cheese-day-whole-book-ooey-gooey-recipes
ReplyDeleteWell, there's bread and CHeese in my dinner later ...
Oh sure, Grilled Cheese Day during passover. You bastards!
DeleteMan do I love grilled cheese. I still make classic Kraft singles on white bread ones sometimes. To get "fancy" I put some tomato (or bacon of course) in there. My more upmarket go to GC is Brie, sliced pear, and some caramelized onion jam (like bought from a store). Delish!
Hola! I'm in Cuba with the worst wifi in the history of the universe! Blowing kisses to my Habs cos I can't watch the game. ❤❤
ReplyDeleteHave a Cuba Libre for me!
DeleteHave FHFun Kate! ❤
DeleteHola Moey! I am headed down to VALENTIN PERLA BLANCA myself in three weeks. Can't wait. They always show the Habs games for their Canadian guests. No 'Mericans around.
DeleteThat's where I am! Habs games? Really? Where?
DeleteI hope they have a great Tim Thompson video to open.
ReplyDelete1 hour 21 minutes!!!
ReplyDeleteONE HOUR!!!!
ReplyDelete58 minutes ARGH!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so excited I don't even give a shit I have TSN on
ReplyDeletemclaren, chara, gryba, kreider: whats the common link brothers?
ReplyDeleteje me souviens...
Not forgotten Justin Williams
DeleteR.I.P. Mark Wainberg
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK IT'S 7 PM HERE WE GO
ReplyDeleteGYFHG4#25!!
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Oh look, Doug Gilmour featured in the HNIC opening
ReplyDeleteHere we go...
ReplyDeleteHey here's some Habs! Desjardins!!!
ReplyDeleteStreaming HNIC on the cbc...fucking help us all!
ReplyDeleteyeah baby Rodgers stopped beating there customers and dragging them out of the rink
Deletethose of you watching regular cable if you have the capacity stream it, the picture is 1080. and the Bell center the best video in the nhl.
What the hell was that?
ReplyDeleteShitshow.
DeleteSara!
ReplyDeleteSara!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever seen that many Habs jerseys in the reds
ReplyDeleteGinette!
ReplyDeleteCHills!
ReplyDeleteBravo Ginette!
ReplyDeleteHere we go!
ReplyDeleteSo this is fucking happening!
ReplyDeleteGHG.
what I said about the stream, oh never mind, I guess Rodgers has not changed at all
ReplyDeleteso great to see actual line rushes again
ReplyDeleteman there is energy happening
ReplyDeleteThat Rag was holding gCHuk's under his arm.
ReplyDeleteKill it, boys.
ReplyDeleteKILL IT
ReplyDeleteWhat a shock giving kidA a penalty.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go. Specifically Vodkov, Dano, Leko...Hockey pool night.
ReplyDelete4 caps 3 Habs, 2 oil 1 hawk (Kane).
TFS says Fuck you Cryder.
ReplyDeleteGood efforts so far...nice kill
ReplyDeleteCRAP
ReplyDeleteAck
ReplyDeleteShit
ReplyDeleteDamm
ReplyDeleteBuy hey, PleXXXe won the faceoff.
ReplyDeleteGo you fucking Habs go! Go Habs go...go
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBargain Bergy's 5th line stiffs are all performing as expected. What a waste of gCHuk on the 5th line. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteI think the coaching staff may have filled CJv2's head with negativity about him and I think BBB doesn't want him to shine because it makes both him and AF look bad.
DeleteNext year CHv2 can bring in his own staff and judge for himself.
DeleteVery fucking quick whistle
ReplyDeleteRefs clearly are not going to call anything on the rags...gonna be a long fucking night
ReplyDeleteCASH IT!!
ReplyDeleteGo on...cash it!
ReplyDeleteCASH IT FFS
ReplyDeleteCa$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,
ReplyDeleteCASH THIS ONE
ReplyDeleteCASH THIS ONE THEN!!
ReplyDeleteK3X jinks the rags
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome...
DeleteDecline the penalty.
ReplyDeleteno real good chance
ReplyDeleteCMON BOYS 5 on 5
our PP setup is less than optimal, we need someone to take the one timer
ReplyDeletewell that was entertaining at leasat we deserved better maybe
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
Meh.
ReplyDeleteAV's furious with the refs? Don't bite the refs that are favouring you.
ReplyDeleteI predict the crotch is going to pick the leaf over the caps. The reason is that Babs is only going to sleep six hours a night. With two extra hours a day of perfection, no one can stop the leaf.
ReplyDeleteSo a lot of things to be worried about after that period. Refs are shit...Habs can't hit the fucking net and the refs are shit...did I mention the refs?
ReplyDeleteSo the Rags stand 4 across at the Blueline so skate up to them, stop and then try to enter the zone? Maybe try coming at them with speed and dumping from centre so you don't need to stop? Just spit balling here...
ReplyDeleteDid PatCHes come back after getting rattled?
ReplyDeletePatches came back and drew a penalty ...didn't make a difference but he looked ok
DeleteThus won't be pretty
ReplyDeleteCrotch wasn't actually that bad...no leaf mention at all...surprising...
ReplyDeleteGallant to be named head coach for Vegas.
ReplyDeleteKid A..."they are getting away with a lot of hooks, lot of holds...gotten find a way past them"...I fucking love him!
ReplyDeleteImagine Blob said today that around the NHL he's as bad as Cryder. 'let's be real here' he said. Fuck him.
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
CMON BOYS
ReplyDeletetva video with tsn690 audio on Airplay.
ReplyDeleteHow many fucking rags can play? Too many men there refs.
ReplyDeletegCHuck going to the fifth line next
ReplyDeletetwo more BBQ bastings and Ziber turns into DDD
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Dr Phil, you gotta stop activating their points
ReplyDeleteOoooofff...come on boys!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs go go Habs go go Habs go go Habs go go Habs go
ReplyDeleteOk...wake the fuck up...lets get out of our own end!
ReplyDeleteWhat the FUCK!
ReplyDeleteI don't know how many times passes have gone into the Rags' skates. Maybe they need to cover passing in practices.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFucking refs.
ReplyDeleteBBQ doesn't like Rags whose names begin with Z.
ReplyDeleteCASH IT FFS
ReplyDeleteDog penalty for the Rags.
ReplyDeleteCASH THE DAMN THING.
Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,Ca$H it,
ReplyDeleteRomansuk - pick over glass penalty. Yikes! Hey it looks like it went off a Montreal player. wow!
ReplyDeleteCome on boys! Go Habs go go Habs go go Habs go!
ReplyDeletenice but PFK would have scored , Just saying
ReplyDeleteDamnit.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh fuck off. Where was the penalty for Zucarello for his knee on knee to kidA????
ReplyDeletetim peel settles in for the win
ReplyDeleteok it could be worse
ReplyDeleteWell that period was mostly a pile of shit...fo fuck sake boys...you gotten do better than that!
ReplyDeleteNice kill. Now go get one and then another and send the rags out of the building.
ReplyDeleteI am not buying a phone whose brand I can not pronouce
ReplyDeleteI don't want to hear the name Tanner Glass again unless he is pushed through it. GHG GHG GHG GYFHG
ReplyDeleteIn the 1st someone posted 'Benn shatters Glass' after he planted him.
DeleteHurly expert opinion, that does not look good at all
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
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as Juce predicted Gallant gets the first flush with the Knightly Golden Showers
ReplyDeleteI'm here for the 3rd so Habs can start scoring now
ReplyDeleteGood stuff.
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
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Let's go boys, TFS is giving you the chance to go score.
ReplyDeleteseems tense in the Bell
ReplyDeleteI can't remember a game with such poor passing.
ReplyDeleteAlways pass into someone's skates, either rags or their mates.
DeleteWelp, things are going pretty much as I expected. Can't score to save their lives. The Habs always lose Game 1 anyway.
ReplyDeleteI'd have an easier time scoring at a convent.
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
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GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletestill time CMON PAYS MAKE A FUCKING PASS
ReplyDeletekidA crosschecked in the back while he's down after the puck is long gone. fucking refs.
ReplyDeleteEveryone was expecting Lundqvist to suck tonight. Wrong.
ReplyDeleteI think TFS makes better passes. PFK made great passes.
ReplyDeleteTFS!
ReplyDeleteAV will have a chokula-like victory in his pocket tonight. The Rags are shutting this puppy down.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
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Shit, kill it.
ReplyDeleteoy not helping DanO
ReplyDeleteOh fuck...kill it!
ReplyDeleteMove gCHuk up ffs.
ReplyDeleteTime for a pound cake. That's an Lb shorty.
ReplyDeleteHeh, Rags employing a one man forecheck. If that. Chokula!
ReplyDeleteKill it guys!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
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Ack
ReplyDeleteack
ReplyDeletetime to panic!
Damn. Poor effort.
ReplyDeleteIt was never going to be a 4 game sweep. A pro hair mes Amis. Merci Moeman.
ReplyDeleteNash attacks Vodkov so he gets him in the family jewels. Mad Vodkov. Better not be a penalty, Vodkov got a stick in the face that wasn't called. FUCK YOU REFS.
ReplyDeleteWhy strategize, it's over.
ReplyDeleteFuck you robots too.
ReplyDeleteMeh. Same old same old. A cakewalk for King Henrik. Once the Habs so-called first line gets shut down who picks up the slack? All of the 5th line puds that Bargain Bergy has accumulated? This loss is no surprise.
ReplyDeleteI'm doing a playoff pool tomorrow night, I think I'll pick strictly from the west. Less stressful to watch, because it's too late for me anyway. I know, twisted logic.
Dumb penalty by Dano behind Rags' net with about 6mins left certainly didn't help
ReplyDeleteSee ya soon FHFers. Lots of hock-hock left to play.
ReplyDeleteThat was Glass's 2nd playoff goal, this is his 61st playoff game
ReplyDeletePatCHes and BBQ had 5 shots, gCHuk had 4.
ReplyDeleteDano had 0.
DeleteGoodnight folks.
ReplyDeleteFinal comment, My Sea Dogs swept the Val d'Or Foreurs 4-0 winning 7-1 tonight. Habs D prospect had a big night, 1 G 4A for a 5 point night. Maybe Saint John could lend him to the Habs for Friday night's game, the Sea Dogs will be off for a while and Montreal is nearby, just drop him off on the way by.
ReplyDeleteThat game tonight was awful btw, I spent more time surfing the 'net and talking to my uncle in K.C. on the phone. I knew I should have watched SJ instead. OK, enough bitching on my part, Good Night All.
Oops, Habs prospect is Simon Bourque.
Deletemeh, we gotta stop passing to their point and start scoring. Gotta put Che and gCHuck on the PP together.
ReplyDeleteSince CHv2 arrived, seems like gCHuk is the 2nd point leader on the team with 15pts behind PatCHes who has 17pts. I know his +/- is -5 but remember when Max wasn't good defensively? Dano has 10pts playing with Che and PatCHes and more ice time. Something just doesn't pass the smell test for me.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nhl.com/stats/player?aggregate=1&gameType=2&report=skatersummary&teamId=8&pos=S&reportType=game&startDate=2017-02-14&endDate=2017-04-13&filter=points,gte,&sort=points,goals,assists
The NYR D 1-3-1'd them.
DeleteGo Caps!
ReplyDeleteGYFHG4#25!
ReplyDelete> http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2017/04/score-ffs.html
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