Mar 30, 2019

Outside looking in, Just Fuckin' Win ! ~ Jets

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Oh, oh oh
Oh, oh 52 and 0

Since 67, death, she must have been your fucking will
A Baun beneath the Reaper's veil

Hewitt with your racist voice my belly sunk
And CBC began to feel so fucking drunk

Hodge, McFarlane, on my TV clock
Oh Lord, I must have heard you knock me into of bed

As the 89 Flames kicked my head
And my heart filled up black in its little shack
It was real and I repent
All those hateful messages you sent, clear as day, but in the hockey night
Oh, you couldn't get it right

Oh, oh oh
Oh, oh 52 and 0

Here is their church, there are the sheeple
Open the doors there are the blue people

And all little leafools hearts at ease
For another week's disease

And crotch, mclame, friedman, scream
I never once cared in between

I was never on the fence and I never wanted your two fucking cents
Down my throat, in to the pit, with my Habs upon your spit

Oh mediots, please, can I CHew your ear?
You've become what I most fear

And I know there's no such thing as Forum ghosts
But I have seen the SFU demon host

Ooh, ooh ooh
Oh, oh 52 and 0
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'The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart.
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.'
~ Camus

115 comments:

  1. Just checkin' in before I check out. Not sure if I'll be seeing anymore hockey before the end of the season, and maybe that's for the best. But who knows, there's only so much alcohol, sun and various recreational activities ;-0 a man can take. So if there's a chance to check in on a game (and if the wifi isn't too sketchy), then I might just swing by to say hi.

    Now Habs, in my absence J.F.W.

    Go Habs Go!

    FUSFU!

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    1. Safe travels bro.

      The cost of island wifi isn't worth it. Relax and chill.

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    2. Exactly moe and it’s spotty there at best. I resorted to texting on my phone if I had to communicate.

      Have fun P!

      Just got my pedi this AM, getting sorted out for Cancun this week. 😊✈️🍷☀️👙

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  2. Flash Gordon with the Queen sound track one of the sexist movies ever. Ornella Muti

    Island Time, dont let them turn you into a communist. Thats what drinking, sunning swimming eating is. Viva la Revolution!

    Our revolution is over. I am looking at a 6 four German D man. This draft lets get a big mother who can skate, and is more Wilson than Army or JDR.

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  3. Great effort once again Moeman. We are not worthy. My clocks move forward at 200am Sunday so hopefully just as the Habs are wrapping up a W...JFW. GYFHG!

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  4. Time will tell shortly if the Poeh Bear is going to dump us. He can sign today, watCHing with great dread for another body blow.
    Adam Fox has told the Whaler Canes to blow. This loophole must be closed, shut down all universities in the US.

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  5. Love that song moeman - and parody too!

    Safe travels, Saint Paddy, and I agree the best thing to do is let the internet be and just enjoy the respite. Last time I was in Cuba, all I missed was the soggiest, coldest early May Montreal ever experienced.

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  6. Well flight delayed so watching Tiger and Rory battle it out.

    And go Habs go, one more time.

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  7. the Maritimer2:48 PM

    Haven't been back to Cuba since '03 when they introduced the international peso, gouged us on the exchange at 35% or more and cut way back on the size of the drinks at the resorts ... wouldn't even serve a whole beer. Plus the food was atrocious, Mrs. theM lived on eggs and peanut butter for a week. Also, don't go near the red meat, I personally think it's burro and I don't mean burrito...

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    1. I lived on the eggs I had in the morning. Lost weight actually.

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    2. the Maritimer4:11 PM

      I usually ate chicken or fish and lots of fruit.

      I don't drink enough anymore to justify an all-inclusive and neither of us are sun worshipers. Mrs. theM prefers a pool as well.

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  8. the Maritimer3:00 PM

    Nice parody btw, love the lyrics.

    I don't know about the rest of you but I've had enough of julien ... never liked this hiring, there's a reason the b's let him go, look at their record since they brought in a more progressive coach like Cassidy. Everybody has a best-before-date, julien's expired long ago. No Kid KoHo tonight, I realize the youngster may be getting fatigued but do they have a better option? I'd guess the playoffs are a lost cause now unless Car and Clb fold down the stretch.

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  9. I hope the Jabba successor is already part of the coaching team. This year coaching has made light years in improvements. It seems there is actually a plan to develop talent. If they ever get a skating coaCH and teach people not to shoot at the crest we may be planning a parade.

    I am really happy with this year and lets just tank down and get the player the Fucktards have now Arthur Kaliyev . A finisher who is thick and strong, who shoots first. That reminds me of the Duke, "life is tough, but its even tougher if your stupid"

    I hope if we lose tonite we will see some AHL boys up for a cup of coffee.

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  10. the Maritimer4:07 PM

    If Captain Kirk is in charge of the PP, maybe he should be made a vice-president or something. But yeah, Coach DD and Luke Richardson improved things for sure but the Habs need a high-end defenceman and a pure finisher to get the PP back in tune.

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  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAZG2duVte4

    this is how i feel. and shes NOT fat

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  12. the Maritimer6:39 PM

    Hah! Lots of doom and gloom from mclame and his gang of leafools. To be expected.

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  13. Just got in from P.E.T. airport dropping off my sister.

    Gas in MTL $129.9, tanked up 100Km further in Hawksebury, $1.07.9

    Got 4" of snow, then rain, still raining. Sump pump just kicked in.

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  14. CAR wins. Things get tougher.

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  15. quick! who are the wpg guys born in mtl who can burn us tn?

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  16. the Maritimer7:15 PM

    OK, bob cold and gary gawley ... fuck that I'm outta here. Over to moe's faves the tva gang.

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    1. Play by play and Lalime aren't horrible but their ANALysts are really bad/disgusting/racist.

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  17. nice work by Domi, and for some reason no finish by the Finish Leko/

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  18. omg... just as i was gonna say their shots have all been butterflies.... leko gets stung again! man that kid has some really bad luck...

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  19. the Maritimer7:36 PM

    I'm strangely calm about tonight.

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  20. https://twitter.com/i/status/1112128974438699008

    guys... explain?

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  21. fack! n8(1.0) is on the other team...
    (im not calm anymore)

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  22. Winnipeg, where ex Hab d men go to get into the playoffs.

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    1. hay! we not dead nyet!

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  23. 12-3 sog so far...
    is this how the start was vs cbj?

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    1. sorta but we had two goals by now

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  24. Army with a bullet

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  25. yeayayyayayyaya1!!! AWD! good work druid! good work dano!

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  26. the Maritimer7:49 PM

    Nice goal ... I was just about to say: oh, a PP, might as well go for a drink.

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  27. 15-5 SOGs, the one that counted was a beauty play.

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  28. the Maritimer7:53 PM

    There's a few Habs fans in the 'Peg tonight.

    Hey, anybody know what Lavoie was saying about Poehling? Something about signing him soon?

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    1. Poehling is available to sign now. Lavoie was alluding that Poehling isn't a sure thing to sign. tva bullshit. lavoie is dreger lite.

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  29. i know none of u guys wanna hear this, but both bob and gary are cheering for the habs to come thru. u can totally tell. i think most of crowd doesnt want mtl's season to end tn either.

    all in all, a good start. i like watching them play a patient game. theres no shame in overwhelming your opponent into submission with jabs and that is what our team is. w/o PFK, there aint no more haymakers on this roster anymore

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  30. the Maritimer7:56 PM

    Ahem, time for a drink.

    And yes, whiskey...

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  31. @ M Capt Kirk want to show you some of his Kirk Fu :)

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    1. the Maritimer8:07 PM

      Ha ha ha ... some of that Hollywood martial arts is hilarious. There is no "karate chop", you use your closed fists same as any other fighting. It's how you apply everything properly to make that fist work. Look up kinetic energy.

      Time for a drink. Whiskey.

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    2. watched a great Kung Fu Movie Triple Threat with Iko Uwais and Tony Jaa.

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  32. Poehling C - could be available for Laval
    Primeau G - could be available for Laval
    Brook D - is already in Laval

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    1. the Maritimer8:23 PM

      Would have been nice to see those players teams go a little further...

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    2. Poeh Bear signed?

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  33. Cbus up 1-0 on Preds

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  34. come on boys!! heres a great chance!!! put in AWD, the druid and dano!!

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  35. Preds tie it on a shortie.

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  36. CBus up 2-1 (2 goals on 4 shots).

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  37. Heelabuck is killing us

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  38. I think Domini got his 70th point. Wow.

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  39. omg!!! they get saved by the SECOND post of hte period and dish comes thru again!!! yeaaaaaaaaaa! keep going boys!!!!

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  40. Max Patch 22 goals -9, gCHuck 17 goals in 68 games -20, year one the trade is a blow out

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  41. the Maritimer8:53 PM

    Boys are playing a helluva road game.

    FUSFU. Just because.

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  42. not helluva road game. this is the type of game that probably gives em the biggest chance of winning, on the road and at home

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  43. what are the chances they will lower the shell?

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  44. the Maritimer9:20 PM

    Anybody else notice HF29 the Nutella Fella is noticeably absent tonight for THIS VERY IMPORTANT GAME? Trying to break his unlucky streak I suspect.

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  45. good team player...

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  46. can we all just now say for Oleg that Halak would have stopped that?

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  47. If the Poeh Bear signs we can look forward to his van reims dyke like talent. He can deflect pucks into the net like a magician.

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  48. How did AWD miss his crest.

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  49. the shell has been lowered

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  50. AWD runs over the Jets wings

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  51. What a fucking sweet win!

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  52. The Weal Deal! GYFHG! --SiM

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  53. ......phew! & jordan weal seals the deal!

    thank-you bob! best thing u said all night!

    (did you guys notice druid was on the ice with like 1:06 to go? did you guys notice he was stuck and couldnt get off? did you guys notice that it was him who hacked that puck to safety just before he cleared it for shaw to hound byufglin before AWD iced it?

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    1. We have always been at war with Eurasia, and Drouid has always been on the ice in the last min.

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    2. Best comment evah....!

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  54. the Maritimer9:47 PM

    What a fucking great save by Price to preserve that win with the stick on the ice.

    Sweet win and the fucking leaf lose again. Love it!

    FUSFU!!!!

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  55. Bitter sweet win I fear. A rose by any other name is a thorn

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  56. hahhahhahahha!!!! true... but then again, king jaroslav knows he aint nothing w/o his giant mexicant chicken!

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  57. So just as I predicted... the habs win andni lose an hours sleep. Fair trade. Mothers day in the Uk on Sunday so better get to bed...i will have more feedback tomorrow ...a proclaim mes amid!

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  58. TFS is hearing footstep now!
    We need a nick.
    Ryan Poehling’s future is currently up in the air following a shocking loss to AIC in the first round of the tournament. One prospect has been confirmed however, as Northeastern’s star goalie, and Montreal prospect, Cayden Primeau is set to turn pro following a loss to Cornell.

    Mary? after Mary Kay

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  59. bollocks to that steve. remember that youtube link i poster earlier!

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  60. the Maritimer10:02 PM

    Man, I enjoyed that win. I know what to do now, drink whiskey and watch on the French channel.

    Eat shit toronto leafool media hacks.

    Funny how all the leafools were planning their Stanley Cup parade back in October, their fucking lousy team won't even make it out of the first round.

    That's it mes amis, good night all!!

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  61. Ovi scored #50 and #51 tonight while helping his team win. For me, that means he is satisfied and will not be expending any extra energy in the remaining regular season doldrums. So we have a chance against them. Similar story with the Bolts. There is playoff hope.

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  62. Even if we win the next three it will take the hand of God to get us in. Check the scheds for Canes & BJ's, easy peasy and both have a game in hand. But! Miracles can happen...

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    1. Save travels and tan well.

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    2. Merci moe, only leaving on Thurs AM so I will see the Tampa game.

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  63. Ovi vs Syd its a Ginger and MaryAnne. Ovi is Ginger. Nevertheless two exceptional hockey players up with the greatest of all time. As a pure hockey player I give the nod to OVI. He just scores and hits like a freight train.

    If Poeh Bear is not sigded by 3 Pm Bergy should be fired or we close the border.

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  64. Ducharme protect him at all costs. Remember when we lost Frankenstien, what a disaster that was, oh never mind.

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  65. Edgar Allan signed for 3 years.

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  66. Not surprised but disappointed the CWHL is shutting down.

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  67. the Maritimer2:45 PM

    Last night I had to get moe to translate Lavoie's statement on Poehling ... looks like brother moe knows ... the guy knew dick.

    Welcome Poeh bear or Edgar Allen whatever we end up calling him. Habs just got deeper at center, just waiting on Nature Boy now...

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    1. Yep.

      tva rumour mongers a lot. They are an extension of snet. They hate the Habs.

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    2. the Maritimer3:49 PM

      Separatist 'Diques fans I take it?

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  68. the Maritimer3:55 PM

    GO PENS GO!!

    C'mon Sid help us out! You were a Habs fan growing up, remember?

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  69. the Maritimer4:07 PM

    With a boatload of grade A prospects in his back pocket and billions of dollars in cap space their is no reason bargainbin can't get this franchise a big time player.

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    1. Karlson is the only one I want. I am picky, I held out until I got the perfect wife.

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  70. My faith is human Nature is restored for a moment. Edger Allen Poeh Bear has signed. This kid is a keeper in my books, big and strong like mule, smart like AI, his skating of course is shit, but he knows how to get in front of the net and direct pucks to victory, just like James Van superhuman thirdliner Ramsdyke.

    For his nick we have horror and true literature vs a beloved cartoon CHaracter. So how about EAPB
    for Edger Allen Poeh Bear. Or we could just call him PB&J I assume he has some Jam?

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    1. the Maritimer6:35 PM

      EAP! Brilliant! Edgar Allen Pooh

      Cayden Primeau signed today as well. I would say Auntie Nemo is tout fini. So, they have in order Price, Lindgren, McNiven and Primeau. One of the middle two will be a Seattle Totem in 2021.

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  71. or just Jam for The Jam, now thats entertainment. For an album in the day I considered the Jam the new Beatles

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  72. the Maritimer9:45 PM

    Thanks Sid!!

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  73. So overall, the weekend was pretty good. Habs won, leaf lost, canes lost last night - hope remains alive. Habs still gotta run the table but hope remains alive. Now about Edgar Alln - I get that he's the future, but I am hearing that he will be getting a game before the end of the season - won't that mess with whatever juju the Habs have right now? I clearly don't know what I'm talking about but if it was me - unless someone is injured, why mess with it with the season on the line? If he was a D-man, maybe...but he's a center. CJ might start messing with lines again. Does he play the wing? If so - I could see him being a step up from Deslaurier - but again, that means messing with the lines etc...

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    1. the Maritimer1:20 PM

      Put him on the wing for a game.

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  74. i agree with kmaxxx: do nothing unless theres an injury to replace, but if u do that, itll mess with the taxi squad. they deserve that chance, not some hot shot rookie who could very well turn into another McCarron...

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  75. We have two possible dominant centers, both big fucking strong men. Neither can skate worth a fuck:) no they are not elite skaters and the brain trust does not seem to catCH the concept of bio mechanics, throw that out with advanced stats.

    No matter what these are going to be elite centers, like the ones in the White Album. So we need so desperately a sniper, a true goal scorer, and that guy is number 15. Making the playoffs is not the way forward.

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    1. the Maritimer8:44 PM

      At this moment the Habs have a 1% chance at winning the draft lottery. It's doable.

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  76. https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2019/04/coffee-tea-or-jfw-tampa.html

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