May 19, 2025

fuck the leaf

 

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leaf is a mystery 

Everyleafool must stand alone 

I hear you call Chief’s name


And it feels like fucking home


When you call Sundin’s name it's like a little player


I'm down on my knies , I wanna take you there 

In the cotu hour I can feel your power


Just like a player you know nachos’ll take you there


I hear your voice 

It's like mclame singing 

I have no choice, I hear friedmans’s voice


Feels like fhflying


I close my eyes 

Oh God I think I'm marnering


Out of the blue sky, I close my eyes 

Barilko help me


When you call Baun’s name it's like a little player 

I'm down on my knies , I wanna take you there 

In the midnight hour I can feel domi’s power


Just like a player you know I'll take you there 

Like a sfu child 

Haharudey whispers softly to me


You're in control just like a ref 

Now I'm dancing 

It's like a dream 

No end and no beginning 

You're here with me it's like a dream 

Let the CHoir sing !


When cuthurt calls my name it's like a little player 

I'm down on my knies, I wanna take you there 

In the midnight hour I can feel simpleton’s power


Just like a player you know bieksa’ll take you there 

When you call nylander’s name it's like a little player 

I'm down on my knies, I wanna take you there


In the midnight hour I can feel Kerry Fraser’s power 

Just like a player you know Gilmour’ll  take you there

(apologies to a good short term Hab)


leaf is a mystery 

leafnation must stand alone 

I hear you call ballard’s name 

And it feels like home


Just like a player, Horton’s voice can take me there 

Just like a muse to me, leaf are a mystery 

Just like a dream, you are NOT what you seem 

Just like a player, Wendell’s voice can take me there 

Just like a player, mOrrganOrrielly’ll take you there 

It's like a dream to me 

Just like a player, cujo’ll take you there 

It's like a dream to me 

Just like a player, tavares’ll take you there 

It's like a dream to me 

Just like a player, Larry Murphy’ll take you there 

It's like a dream to me


Just like a player, foster hewitt’s puke voice can take me there


FUCK YOU leaf !!!

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Have a great summer FHFers !
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G Y F H G !

200 comments:

  1. Great parody Moe. Leafs prove you can re virgin winning the cup.

    I was feeling something else

    Passangers
    Nothing more than passangers
    Trying to shave my stash

    Teardrops
    Rolling down on my face
    Trying to forget the passangers

    Passangers
    For all my life I'll feel it
    I wish I've never met you Billie
    We will never play to gether again

    Passangers
    Wo-o-o Passangers
    Wo-o-o Passangers
    Again transporting my team

    Passangers
    Passangers like I,m on the subway
    or the bus going off the cliff
    And Passangers like I cant carry any more
    They wrinkle my Guici suit

    Passangers
    For all my I been a bus driver
    I wish I've met Billie and have
    to carry him a passanger
    I will never win again
    Cpt PJ will walk
    Knives will cut out
    because of Passangers
    nothing but Passangers
    all over the ice
    Feeling like a loser
    in a Guci suit
    falling on the ice


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  2. Applause to both of you for the great parodies!

    That picture of Galley shows what you have to do, even though he didn't win that series.
    The greatest photo of all is the Rocket bleeding profusely shaking hands with B's goalie Sugar Jim Henry after the Habs beat them in the playoffs.

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  3. To funny TSN 690 talking about Marnier Hair being dry in the middle of the second period. " do the leafs get their hair done between periods? Do they have a blow dryer on the bench"

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  4. Narco comes clean finally
    https://youtu.be/KRCuHGNpJtI

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    1. CHester11:36 AM


      Just too funny
      The core four spunk trumpets were beside themselves on the toronto sports network
      I'm sure the dimwit o-dog went home and cried
      The only one that wasn't emotionally crushed was Diane drag-her
      He was pretty much well, yup, another fuckup, another year, yup
      And they still call the core fore extremely talented
      Game 7's. 0 for 7
      As in zero nada nothing
      Failure after failure after failure and yet the expectation is always there
      So sad
      Sad bunch of bucket mouth spunk trumpets
      Hang this on dumbass and shanaban
      Both belligerent stupidos full of themselves and too arrogant to step back and admit that maybe 14 large is too much for a non performing useless americant and maybe 12 large is too much for little disappearing mitchie the crybabee
      Washed up Jonny toronto in 7 years has done nothing but go to the bank
      The only one that did anything is The Conehead
      He scored a few I'd keep him
      The rest, adios muchachos
      Too funny
      The hilarity will continue into the summer
      What will they do now?
      Stay tuned to as the leaf turnes a Canadian comedy!
      Go Habs

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    2. Fucking hilarious!

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    3. CHester12:49 PM

      You know, nobody had any blood on them.
      Nobody was run like The AC Man was by Tom.
      We just didn't have the horses but we went for it and when it was over we were good cause we gave it everything we had, it's just that we didn't have enough to give.
      And so in cotU the belief is that, WTF we had the greatest team ever, WTF.
      They are inundated by a relentless onslaught from no mind media spunk trumpets who fill their empty heads with trash. The leaf fan is told in no uncertain terms that Captain Underpants is the greatest hockey player in the world. And they are told that over and over again by the media machine that controls hockey in English Canada. It's like watching Goebbels all over again. Sadly Evil CHester wishes this doesn't stop as the entertainment level is unmatched. LED is something to be marked on the calendar and anticipated, preparations made and hoopla executed.
      Life is good.
      Go Habs

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  5. Happy LED everyone! Go oilers I guess...

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    1. steve3:50 PM

      Happy LED
      we may have problems but this si not one

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  6. I'm back on this side of the pond. I'm sad I missed the LED festivities but have enjoyed enormously reading all of your comments! It's like I was there. So like everything on this site, it is much appreciated.
    Bravo on the parody as well Moe.

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  7. steve4:07 PM

    I did not google it our AI it, because I am smarter than AI. Things that would have killed AI i have done and lived. Anyway that is Wonder Women Linda Carter

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  8. Lovely parodies! LED never gets old.

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  9. The angst and agony of SFU and their fans is delicious! I can't read enough about it. It's almost as good as The Game for entertainment value.

    First thing they should do is fire Shamaplan. I hope they don't.
    They're all shitting on Marner and assume he's gone, but I'd pay him and give him the 'C'.
    Then I'd trade Narcos Underpants for a boatload. I'm sure there is a team willing to take on his 'mammoth' contract. Hint hint. Without pornshache, and a new group of players (including a defence) and prospects from that trade, I think MM would perform better they would be far better off.

    Fortunately that organization is dumb as shit and will continue to rot for years to come.

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    1. I'm pretty sure mitchie is done in tranna the way they were booing him...
      It would take big balls but I would get rid of Underpants, he is the bigger problem. They would get enough in a trade to do a soft reboot.

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    2. CHester10:56 AM

      I'm sure Little Mitchie the cry baybee is gone. But you can never under estimate the stupidity of the leaf. Brenda Shanaban is as beligerent and as hard headed as they come so maybe he'll just resign Jonny toronto and little mitchie to long term contracts and give them a raise and a pat on the back. WTF I mean they made the playoffs. What more can be expected.
      Go Habs

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  10. Congrats to the Moncton Wildcats on winning the Q.
    If the Habs don't use their first round picks to get a veteran #2C, maybe they use them to move up to the 6ish position to try to get Caleb Desnoyers.

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    1. There is a rumor that Briere is willing to move the 6th pick for the right package. HuGo should be in on that.

      Gardiner Macdougall, all that guy does is win...

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  11. Bah! Have to listen to Bozos cuthurt and simpleton during the Oil games. F U leafnet.

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    1. I'm going to stay strong and not get my tv back until football season.
      Are they going to adjust the western conference game times to suit the sfu?
      I wouldn't put it past Rogers to make them play at 6pm local time so the Ontarians don't have to stay up too late and can watch some real hockey.

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    2. I think it's more to accommodate the american't networks time slots. Gary will always bend over to bow to the whims of the people who don't really give a shit about hockey.

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  12. SN I sort of get. They own the leafs.
    But TSN(Bell)? Why pander so hard to your rival's team?
    On their front page today:

    Tavares 'very optimistic' about Leafs return lololol
    Berube praises Marner lolololololol
    'We lost our structure': Rielly discusses what went wrong for the Leafs in Game 7 now it's just sad...

    These are the three top stories TSN decide to put on their front page, above all else.
    They're so f'd up. I kind of wish i had TV so I could watch the post mortem on Overdrive.

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    1. Sounds like management wants to run it back again. I say go for it, keep on losing Habs fans are laughing at you and enjoying all the schadenfreude.

      You don't need TV to watch OverDrive or Real Kyper, the whole program is on YouTube a few hours later. Then you can watch at your leisure.

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  13. There is a lot of truth in this statement:

    "Carry Canada on your back McJesus. Remember, you’re playing against the refs and the commissioner too. Be prepared to play through a few unpenalized headshots. Expect to call up your 3rd string goalie after they are taken out. Kicked goals are allowed for Dallas, so watch for that too!"

    Habs fans can attest...

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  14. Anonymous5:39 PM

    The leaf and the sfu are nothing but agitation and propaganda, both perpetually stunned organizations.
    ~moe

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  15. Anonymous6:37 PM

    Rest in peace George Wendt.

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    1. Not everybody knew his name (wasn't Norm).R.i.P. George Wendt

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    2. steve7:22 PM

      Hall of Fame barfly actor. RIP Geroge Wendt

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    3. Da Bears! RIP :(

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  16. Anonymous8:18 PM

    https://youtu.be/VXED2AVlbR0

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  17. Anonymous9:49 PM

    Smart, funny, powerful. I just love Sarah. Must watch until the end.

    https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81759444?s=i&trkid=264441254&vlang=en

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  18. hey guys... sorry havnt been around since gm5. im still getting over it. leaves losing like that was really helpful, but it still hurts after doing a deepdive into how they boys lost vs WSH.

    anyways, just wanted to say hi and to ask if u guys noticed MM doing pretty good (by that, i mean no boneheaded plays) over in sweden(?)

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  19. also curious how nick was snubbed again. very difficult for me to believe this, but was it his choice to stay home?

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    1. It was his choice. If I recall he took a hard hit in that final game and I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't something he (or the Habs medical team) didn't want to aggravate. Not to mention he hasn't missed a game in his professional career so probably needs a break.
      Not sure how/if it impacts his potential to join the Olympic team but I have less than zero faith that Hockey Canada will select the correct players, so shan't hold my breath.

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  20. The Czechs must be happy to see Willy Nylander join team Sweden just in time for the elimination round.

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  21. I had an early tee time this morning so I have been getting caught up on all the inevitable Mitch Marner to the Habs chatter. The consensus seems to be thanks, but no thanks among many commenters. He's a play driver but not a center. Too small and can't produce in the playoffs although Marc Dumont made the case that isn't true. I've already stated I believe he will head west to SJ or maybe Vegas to escape the spotlight which burns as bright in Montreal as it does in hogtown. Another possibility could be reuniting with Boy Wonder in Pittsburgh to play with Sid. I trust HuGo to parse this situation in conjunction with Captain nature. I think Steve mentioned that it wouldn't be good to introduce Blue and White disease into the Habs culture although I believe Nick, Powerhorse and Lep would make sure he has been decontaminated of that before letting Mitch near the locker room.
    Go Rocket Go !

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    1. steve6:12 PM

      No way he goes to Vegas, they can spot a CHeater from Toronto big time

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    2. Maybe Shamaplan will take Mitchie with him to Long Island.

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  22. steve6:07 PM

    The most powerful world cup team for Canada loses in the quarter finals to Denmark? ??? ???

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    1. The last time Canada won a WC their goaltender was ... Samuel (Monty) Montembeault !
      Good omen for habs fans?

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  23. Anonymous7:50 PM

    The sfu’s puckered lips around shannie suddenly popped. The tranna media hypocrisy this week could make someone go blue in the face.
    ~moe

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  24. Poetic justice would be Shanaban and mitchie going to Long Island, making the playoffs, facing the laffable leaf and ELIMINATING them.

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  25. Guess who is the GM of the Canadian team? LOL!

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  26. As much as I dislike FLA and Marchand, I love it that the Carolina Asshats are on a 14 game ECF losing streak. Sounds like something the leaf would do...you know if they ever made it past the 2nd round.

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    1. We have a pool at work. Just pick the winning teams and # of games for each series. After a slow start in round 1 (7 of a possible 16 points), I picked up 6 more in round 2 to leap into a tie for first. Winner's name goes up on a banner, no $ involved.

      I've picked FLA in 5 and the Oil in 6. Edm/Dal was the tougher call. It was more strategic, knowing at least one of the guys I'm tied with is an Oiler fan and would pick them for sure.

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  27. Congrats to former Hab and chockula favourite Mathieu Darche (Vader) on successfully being named GM of the New York Islanders over Bargainbin Biceps Bergy. Now, do us Habs fans a solid and trade Noah Dobson and Bo Horvat to fellow GM Kent Hughes.

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  28. Anonymous6:47 PM

    The leaf drama never ends.

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    1. Got to keep the leafools interested.

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  29. steve3:17 PM

    When all the adults are driving drunk you should expect a great time ending in tradgedy.

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    1. CHester9:13 PM

      Well by by Brenda shanaban
      We hardly new ya
      Some guy with blue glasses is in charge now
      Here we go
      As the leaf turns episode 58
      Stay tuned same bat chanel same bat time
      Heat up the popcorn boys the show is about to start
      Go Habs

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  30. Not that I like Florida in any way, shape or form... but hearing about the troll kings from Carolina being embarrassed is always a good thing.

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    1. steve9:17 AM

      Not that its his fault but Kid Ko story is nearing its NHL end. He walks away with 20 million.

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    2. That pick was an unmitigated disaster from start to finish. No way was he a 3rd overall pick. Kid KoHo MAY have had a chance to succeed under HuGo's management because I don't think they would have brought him in as an 18 year old when it was clear as day he wasn't ready physically or mentally for the NHL. Funny, Grant McCagg still defends him to this day.

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  31. That's 15 ECF losses in a row for the jerks. Love it.
    The leaf would love to know what it's like to even play in a third round and would be happy to have such a streak.

    Hoping the Oil can end the Canadian drought though. There couldn't be a better time with all that's going on.

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    1. CHester10:08 AM

      Yes wonderful to see
      Hope The Oil are spooling up cause the cats are looking strong
      Cats made a couple smart moves at the deadline
      That Zito guys a smartie
      So the funny guy with the blue glasses has decreed that the leaf shall not be complacent with just anything short of the cup cause that's what toronto deserves cause toronto ...
      Funny
      Go Habs

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  32. While browsing Bluesky social media this morning I saw a post from SiM on Jack Todd's page regarding the upcoming Speech from the Throne by King Charles. I understand many people don't like the Monarchy or the Royal Family but in the current times, I am so glad to be a part of the British Commonwealth and a constitutional monarchy system instead of a Republic, where right wing kooks can take over a country and basically destroy it from within. We are witnessing the end of American dominance as the orange felon drives the American bus off a cliff.

    As an aside, regarding the Royal family I have an appreciation for how they function and the history of the House of Windsor after watching the excellent Netflix series The Crown. The first two seasons are outstanding with great actors (John Lithgow as Winston Churchill, Claire Foy as Elizabeth II and Matt Smith as Prince Phillip among many others) about the early years of Queen Elizabeth II reign. I highly recommend it.

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    1. My favourite PM on the show was Labour Party leader Harold Wilson. His meetings with the Queen were really well done.

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    2. steve3:18 PM

      If you watCH game of thrones it has not been that well not done well. Sure they had a racist feeling that saw them treat indegious people like driftwood. Does the end justify the means.
      That is why Putin sent 3 rent boys to try the PM backdoor, and when that did not result in fireworks they firebomed the front door. Being trained Russkie spys they faked not being able to make a Molatov cocktail. Like every Canadian knows how to field dress a moose, every Russian knows, Cocktail Molatov. How stupid are the kids today they cant make a proper Molatov cocktai.

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  33. Back to hockey, lots of that on today, the Oilers/Stars, Laval/Rochester and the Memorial Cup tonight.

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  34. Anonymous5:09 PM

    2-0 Rocket …

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  35. Anonymous5:38 PM

    3-0

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    1. Oilers putting the boots to Dallas 6-1.

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  36. SFU and leafools wondering why Hyman didn't work out for their leaf and plotting how they can get McJesus on their pathetic team.

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    1. Anonymous6:07 PM

      Hope McJesus wins the Cup and signs a 10 year extension.
      ~moe

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    2. Pretty sure McD would spurn the wretched leaf, same as mitchie will. They are stuck with underpants.

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    3. When he threw the rest of the team under the bus instead of taking any personal responsibilty last week, it became clear what a shit he must be to play alongside. Toxic Underpants.

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  37. THIS DATE IN #HABS HISTORY
    May 25, 2021: The Toronto Maple Leafs beat the Canadiens 4-0 at Bell Centre to take a 3-1 lead in their first-round playoff series. Jack Campbell made 32 saves for shutout.

    We all know what happened after that. Hee Hee!

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  38. Anonymous7:22 PM

    Congrats Rocket.

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  39. I thought Charlotte Checkers were the AHL affiliate of the dirtbag hurricanes but they are now affiliated with the even dirtier Florida alleycats. Should be a good series.

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  40. I watched most of the Oil game then the rest of the Rocket game. They looked good. Not ready for prime time has found his level as a goalie.

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  41. Welcome King Charles and Queen Camilla. F*ck trump.

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  42. Anonymous5:50 PM

    SFU already yipping about McJesus becoming a leaf.

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  43. steve5:58 PM

    Which free agent becomes the Douche shark? Hint leaf

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  44. Anonymous6:23 PM

    The SFU is a circle of jerks, jerking each other off, whilst jizzing on their leaf.

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  45. Anonymous6:34 PM

    JT with a homerun…
    https://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/montreal-canadiens/article953614.html

    ~moe

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    1. The View from Nebraska gets that 100% right. McLame is not worthy to even mention Beliveau's name. What a PoS.

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    2. CHester9:18 PM

      Nice Jack. Good for The View From Nebraska.
      He's written a couple of right on pieces lately.
      Not bad for a mericant draft dodger.
      McLame The Splooger is just bending over for his keepers and to whom ever watches and listens to him and his collection of stupidos.
      I always snicker when I see that pen in HaHaHrudy's fat little fingers like he's gonna write something. Out of all the retired and probably available knowledgeable hockey players they choose him and that other idiot who's name escapes me. Must have to pass an on your knees and blow test to their owners. Sad really. Worse than the toronto sports network gang of blind bias spunk trumpets and that's saying something.
      Anyway, makes having to listen to Maxim LaTurtle a little easier, not a lot, just a little.
      On another subject I'm not at all liking the musings along the lines of giving up bathing suit for a shot at a 2C. This would be Eric Desjardins McDonaugh all over again. Hugo better stay the course when it come to The Future of The Glorious Habs and trading some of that for some yet to be named player is a no go in CHester's world. We add, not subtract. We don't have to choose between Rino and Bathing Suit, we will use them both. We could have used HondaCivic at the end of the season or that ruskie for that matter. Cease and desist this Dman toss in/giveaway. Fucking defence wins championships and we are building a formidable one. Don't touch it. Just go find somebody who scores goals and crushes people. There's lots of them, go sign fucking Tom The Wilson, or bring up Little Wiifi or that Harley Davidson guy. We're at the tipping point where small moves matter.
      I should be in charge. CHester has sold his house and is moving and while cleaning out the crannies he found a picture of his son holding the '93 banner purchased at The Parade. Looking forward to the next one, I better not be in a wheelchair.
      Go Habs

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  46. CHester has sold his residence, he must have decided it was time. The Maritimer is not ready for apartment living yet. I will hang on as long as I am able to. I almost gave in and hired a guy to mow the lawn but decided to do one more year. But, I don't move snow anymore. Done with that.

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    1. CHester10:26 PM

      Yes no more snow shoveling
      I don't mind the lawn but I don't do hedges or snow
      Go Habs

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  47. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Has the SFU stopped obsessing about their leaf ?

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  48. steve5:59 PM

    Basiclly they were one goal post from the cup, but maybe not, who knows. Pal Hal is in Charge now. lets see what Mr Rogers neighouhood looks like.

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  49. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Wasn’t darren pang called out as a racist ?

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    1. IIRC he said about PK that "he needs to learn to do things the white way." Darren Pang does not have a lisp.

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    2. https://youtu.be/-tNVwQUJoik?si=yhHA3sK6YuvzpR5O

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    3. Anonymous10:09 PM

      He still comes across as a POS

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  50. steve6:43 PM

    I do not like the way NFL and NBA stars come off. I did not like the PFK thought he was bigger than the team. I have been everywhere man. There are so many absolutely great black people, however in proportion to other cultures they have a lack of perspective.

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  51. Anonymous10:07 PM

    bottershill is not good television.
    ~moe

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  52. Anonymous10:08 PM

    Decent hockey game and mclame compares things to ‘Bérubé playing domi in that situation’.

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  53. Anonymous10:09 PM

    hootieandtheblowfish is not good music

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    1. Jerry Jerry and the Sons of Rhythm Orchestra OTOH...

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  54. Some 'expert' putting Jonathan Marchessault rumours to the Habs out there. Merci, mais non merci!
    Habs don't need another 5'9" player.

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    1. Agree 100%, too much money, too much term, too old, too small.

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  55. steve6:14 PM

    Shocking observation but to win the cup we need a big center like Barkov and and big D man like Seth Jones or Eklblad. You just cant find those guys but Florida did.

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    1. Took Barkov 10 years to turn into the player he is too lead his team to glory. Nature is only 25, still needs time to grow into that type of player. Ekblad, drafted 1st overall, Jones 4th overall, as per bergy those types of D are hard to trade for, Florida got lucky with Jones who wanted out of a shitshow in Chicago. I won't mention ratface...

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  56. Anonymous7:12 PM

    Congrats to Ivan Demidov on being named the KHL's Rookie of the Year!

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    1. He should be RoY next year as well. I hope.

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  57. Anonymous9:43 PM

    Without their leaf/narcos hype, you can really hear how utterly pathetic cuthurt and simpleton are.

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  58. Congrats to Commodore Perry and his Oilers for making it to another SCF. This will be Canada's team. Kick those Panthers' asses!

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  59. I'll echo SiM's congrats to Edmonton and 40 year old Admiral Perry, I hope he gets his 2nd Cup after winning as a rookie with Anaheim back in 2007. It would be quite the bookends to a great career. Just goes to show, a 38 year old Sid would still be an effective leader for an up and coming Habs team.

    And, is there any doubt the McD/Drai duo is far superior to Narcos/mitchie even though the sfu tries to tell leafools otherwise. It ain't even close.

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    1. "is there any doubt"

      Nope. Never was. Never will be.

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    2. 100 out of 100 fans (which includes the sfu) would trade Underpants/MM for McD/Drai every day of the week and twice on Sunday. If they say otherwise, they're lying.

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  60. Looks like the Rocket is fizzling out. Should see Fowler back in the net next game.
    Not that most of the goals were Primo's fault from what I saw in the highlights.

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    1. From what I have read, the Checkers are a veteran AHL team, there are no Panthers prospects playing for them. They even have the failed Pooljarvie playing for them, a former 4th overall pick.

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  61. Only Eklund ... or Ecch-lund could post something like this : Montreal the favourites to land Marner ... Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

    There is no farking way that Hughes effs up his salary cap for a perennial loser.

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  62. Anonymous4:21 PM

    Rest in peace Loretta Swit.
    One of my favourite actresses ever. 😔
    ~moe

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  63. R.I.P. Loretta Switt. Only an angel of mercy could put up with Frank Burns that long.

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    1. Anonymous8:42 PM

      True but sometimes in life, especially, at war, people need a little something something.
      ~moe

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  64. So long Wildcats. Moncton had a very good team but London and Medicine Hat just too strong.

    Got to feel weird to Coach MacDougall to finally lose at a tournament. Been probably 7 or 8 years since he lost something.

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  65. RIP Hot Lips...

    The Rocket need to change things up or it will be a short series for them. Not ready for Prime Time living up to his Nick once again...no pressure - he's a superstar - when the spotlight shines - he's done for.

    Go Oilers...the lessons from last season will be fresh in their heads. If they work with them they will conquer the demons.

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  66. steve5:59 AM

    Rip Hot Lips- Mash was more than a sitcom and she was a huge part of that.

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    1. CHester7:29 AM

      The short hedgehog has our Bathing Suit listed as someone The Glorious Habs are looking at trading.
      This had better not happen. Particularly for a short centre from the wild
      Say it ain't so Hugo.
      Go Habs

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    2. steve8:35 AM

      The 13 man is an Isreali intelligence process best described in World War Z. Bob Gainey was the 13 th man with his smurf army. They were demolished. However is it time to bring back the Smurfs? A combination of Smurfs and Gorillias? Or just follow the leaders forget the parking meter because you dont need to be a ice maker to see the gorilla flow.

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  67. So many foolish ideas for trades being thrown around, most is just nonsense. After the Crapitals ran roughshod over the Habs in the first round there is no way HuGo are going to make the team smaller.
    I saw a ridiculous trade proposal this morning from the braindead SFU, Wool for Marshy straight up, sure, trade a 27 year old with one year left for a 5'-9" 34 year old with 4 years. Who dreams up this shit anyway?
    Whatever HuGo pull off we (or the SFU) won't see it coming.
    Go Habs! Go Oil! Fuck Florida!

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    1. steve3:23 PM

      The true blood anylictics guys are measuing penis size because it has a better corratlation to nasty than height. In Quebec they are going to start meausing enfats to creat enfats terrible

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  68. steve3:20 PM

    I got a friend right at the heart of the SFU. He told me they can not decide. So they all took gummies to see what tha asrtal plane says. I will keep you posted, or plastered from my friends decision

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    1. first report3:25 PM

      mellow that feeling you have is natural when you mellow. I have never mellow before, I hope my freind is not just takling talking about

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    2. mellow pillow attack3:59 PM

      My friend says if the the habs play the first period with pillow and then take them away they will feel the game is a strong enough to win. For the playoffs they must practice wtih pool noodeles duct tape everywhere. They need to do capture and kill drills everywhere until they feel brusis beneath all the plastic. Game day no noodles no plastic only real men in a real battle that you have to admit would not have appealed to William Wallace. What do you mean that guy is making more money than you and your an archer and he is just a meat forward?

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      I agree
      For the game you must be pillow free
      It only makes sense
      Go Habs

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  69. The NHL is a crazy fucking league. Always hitting the self destruct button. Why wait a week before starting the SCF? Then ..skip the first weekend after you get back. I get that the break helps some players but this is too long a break man...don't they realize that all they have done is allow finicky viewers to switch their attention to baseball or other competing leagues. There is no need for anyone to be playing hockey in late June...

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    1. Now that the Memorial Cup tournament is over and the Rocket are a game away from elimination, my interest in watching hockey has plummeted to near zero. It's golf season and I'm starting to get caught up on shows and documentaries I've been meaning to watch. As the amateur draft approaches my interest will pick back up somewhat as HuGo gets down to business.

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  70. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Hope Edmonton wins it in 4 and the US ratings tank.
    ~moe

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    1. Sure would be sweet. Steel and aluminum tariffs upped to 50%. The USA is not our friend with this criminal regime in power.

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  71. steve6:01 PM

    Well well well my friend said. Nothing burger except for the AHL hell where our boys are being beaten by men and we have no justice.

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  72. CHester1:15 PM

    Not a problem.
    Being beaten by old beer league end of the line seniors is neither here nor there.
    AHL is a training ground, and we are using it as such. The caulder cup means nothing.
    I digress.
    Go Habs
    Go Oil
    Go Canada

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  73. I'm up by 1 point in my pool. Only 1 guy back by 1.
    1 for the winning team. 1 for the # of games.
    I have to get both wrong, he both right for him to win outright.
    There are 3 players 2 back.

    I've selected the Oil in 7.

    First year in this pool. I switched jobs/offices last year within the organization. Be sweet for a rookie to get his name on the banner...there are guys 20 years in without one. They are the leaf of the organization.

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  74. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Some sfu 🤡 gave nachos a first place Selke vote.
    They don’t reveal who.
    Nature got more total points.
    ~moe

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    1. A joke. There is no accounting for taste.

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  75. Anonymous9:25 PM

    Yes a joke but it should be revealed who gave narcos a first place vote.

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  76. Rookie coach in Pitt.. can't see Sid being too happy about that...

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  77. Anonymous5:00 PM

    Go Oilers

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  78. steve5:56 PM

    Kids got swept, Adults take notice, the only hope for the cup is Demigod and Fast Lane Hudson, if this fails its another 330 years of struggle

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  79. Anonymous6:24 PM

    NHL awards being mentioned daily. Here comes the Calder !
    ~moe

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  80. Anonymous6:51 PM

    Sad news, rest in peace Marc Garneau.
    A great Canadian and dedicated Habs fan.
    ~moe

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    1. The first Canadian to reach outer space and a right honourable dude as an MP who stood by his principles. When he has made Transport Minister I was hoping we'd get rocket-powered mass transit, but it wasn't meant to be. R.I.P. Marc Garneau.

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    2. R.I.P. A great Canadian, we need those type of people teses days.

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    3. Mssr. Garneau was a big Expos fan also. Ironically, they had Expos tee shirts at Costco last week, I bought one and dug out my Expos hat as well.

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    4. Anonymous8:47 PM

      Very cool.

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  81. Happy retirement, l'il Tits

    https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/former-montreal-canadiens-nashville-predators-forward-sergei-kostitsyn-officially-retires-1.2316881

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      Fun while it lasted.
      Montreal is too much for some.

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    2. The TiTs bros and gCHuk could not handle the Montreal experience. I sure hope HuGo are keeping a close eye on Demigod, we don't want him falling off the rails.

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  82. I'll watch the first two periods, the 9pm Atlantic starts are tough for an old dude like me.

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  83. What do you guys think of this Jason Robertson trade chatter? He could be a heckuva pick up. Gorton said a winger can drive play too.

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  84. I'm guessing fuckface cuthurt and simpleton are calling these games. Blecch.

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  85. Shitty sound, CBC/Sportsnet!!!

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  86. Have they mentioned Narcos yet?

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  87. If that was Lep the goal would have been called back automatically.

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  88. Anonymous8:45 PM

    Fucking refs.

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  89. Anonymous9:12 PM

    Why is there a botterill ?

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  90. First FL goal was clear goalie interference

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  91. My subscription ended 2 days after the Habs were eliminated and I haven't seen a second of live hockey since. Just hi-lites. And I have a touch of FOMO if the Oil go on to become the first Canadian team to win since 93...but I'll live with the hi-lites. I'll get the TV back in Sept for football season.

    9pm starts are a touch late for a guy that gets up at 6am for work. Especially when there is OT.
    That got me thinking, I believe up until (maybe the early/mid 90's?), I'm pretty sure HNIC started at 9pm AST on Saturdays. Does that sound right?

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    1. Bonus - my boss is a huge Oilers fan, so I'm unlikely to see him today.

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    2. I can't remember when the broadcasters made the switch from 9 pm to earlier start times but that was when the game started. If the Habs were still playing I would make the effort to stay up and watch. Coffee would probably be involved. If it looks like Edmonton can win I will watch it.

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  92. No to Robertson. Too expensive (minimum $12m in 2026) . No to Rossi. Too small.
    The Captain CAP can't remain though. Internally, Fast Lane and Demigod (assuming he lives up to expectations) could both get paid more than Suzuki, so managing the future cap is the trick.

    In HuGo we trust to do the right thing. And the beauty is nobody...not us, and certainly not the so called 'experts' have a clue what the plan is. So enjoy the ride and see what they surprise us with over the next month.

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  93. I would take Robertson in a heart beat for the right deal. If he can consistently put up 90+ points he would be a bargain at $12mil. I'm confident Hughes can get a better deal. That internal cap limit will have to change eventually anyway. Fast Lane will crack that barrier soon.

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  94. Anonymous4:13 PM

    Disappointed in my Steelers.

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    1. Wow, didn't see that coming. Pitt might be duking it out with my Giants for the #1 pick in 2026.

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  95. steve5:59 PM

    Noah Dobson a player I would not be able to pick out from a celebrity card signing signed for 7.5 mill.
    That tells me we sign DEVO today.

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  96. steve6:01 PM

    We are having the long talk with Maths. He is way better than Morgan Rielly. I say sign him for 8 years at 2.5. He was axed to do way to much and he cut through it, but some of the brush was shrapnel.

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  97. Congrats to Money$hab for winning the Bill Masterton trophy for dedication to hockey. Couldn't have been won by a more deserving player. He would be a great 2C for the Habs, I always advocated for re-signing him.

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  98. Anonymous9:23 AM

    Announce Lane Calder Hutson already !

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    1. Not surprising, threw his goalie under the bus.

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  100. That crowd in Edmonton might be as loud as the Bell Center fans.

    Unlike the Morgue in hogtown.

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  101. Anonymous8:41 PM

    Oil has more aggressiveness than I thought.
    Habs need some of this.
    ~moe

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  102. Watching these two teams, our habs have a ways to go

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    1. So did these Oilers three seasons ago.

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    2. For sure. It takes time...

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  103. McDavid is our national poet. Wow

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  104. What a move by McDavid.

    Matthews who?

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  105. Nice tackle by Jones but this ain't football

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  106. Ratttttttttface

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  107. Weekend off from hockey - not too disappointed in the series so far - double OT is what it is...shame it has to be ratface but whaddayagonnado...

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  108. Watching the RBC Canadian Open, the announcer mentioned that McKenzie Hughes is a Montreal Canadiens fan. He's my new favourite.

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    1. I'm sure I've seen Mac with a leaf logo yardage book.

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    2. Maybe that was Corey Conners, he's a known leafer.

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  109. steve3:31 PM

    As much as I hate Rats, I would say I hate rats way more the MJ in Ben. And was that not a dark message. I am in a deep coma in a starship, kinda like an aqarium where they grow new parts and you dont breathe like a human, you breath like a fish, they inject oxy into the most imprortant tubes at the correct ratio neccessay for survival. I talked to this Angels of Mercy and not one of them had ever heard of Lenoord Cophen. Even when they spelled it correctly there was no matcCH no musice
    no stanley cup, and that is my explaniation, No more fish men,

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    1. steve3:47 PM

      No shot at the east coast. If we did not have a east coast and no west coast could we ask for a jacket back? I am saying the most intelligent people in the world looked a Brad Marchand
      and conclded our Judge Dreads will look like Ratface. If he licks your face you might be in a good place. As much as I can not stand the guy I gotta give him props for the NHL career he has carved out.
      So we need to assemble something else to disable Ratface 2.0 bigger stronger and more likely to survive a cross bow that missed the heart.
      Snarl, who snarls anymore? Maybe the tough guy of the future will be picked up on waviers from the PHWL. We got a brother, not a brother casual, no a real genitic brother and sister playing on the same line. As a man I thought my size and greybeard would employ me until at at least 40. I just lost my job to a women.

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  110. Anonymous6:53 PM

    Car washing music today. Saw them live twice in Barbados. Partied hard after the show.
    https://open.spotify.com/track/3uMAAZHhY9IihfsrTbPlUe?si=Mi8E8iXhQvq6zesSgTY_uA&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Ain%2Bde%2Bconga

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  111. Congrats to Kelly Cup champs the Trois-Rivières Lions and MVP goalie Luke Cavallin, whose playoff numbers were killer. .948 save % and 1.53 avg.

    Equal congrats to 18-year-old Summer McIntosh for obliterating the Women's 400-m world record by more than a full second at the Canadian trials.

    Equal congrats and solidarity to every peaceful protester putting their lives on the line in the streets of LA to stand up for their fellow citizens, for their country's democratic norms and for the rule of law against authoritarianism generally.

    A them fascists are bound to lose.

    Courage!
    https://youtu.be/SFPL97m2dsw?si=-9mS1fr5NiVoyiGk

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    1. Yes, congrats to the ECHL champs the Lions who had a couple of Sea Dogs alumni playing for them, Nicholas Guay and Vincent Sevigny. Well done!

      I don't follow Olympic sports but congrats to the young lady swimmer.

      As for the U.S., it's a mess, with the gangster from Mar-A Logo and his incompetent cabal of corrupt yahoos trying to screw us and the rest of the world over. I wouldn't step foot in that country if you paid me to, with the American Gestapo rounding up whoever they feel like. Drumph has destroyed the relationship between our countries, his ambassador to Canada is an ignorant asshole, we don't need them. The less we have to do with the U.S. the better off we will be.

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    2. Anonymous3:47 PM

      Well said theM.

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  112. Anonymous9:46 AM

    Well said SiM.

    Also stand up TO their fellow citizens, whodathunkdat ?
    ~moe

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  113. Maybe he changed allegiances after reading this?

    https://www.golfdigest.com/story/us-open-2021-torrey-pines-mackenzie-hughes-yardage-book-toronto-maple-leafs-nhl-hockey

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    1. Well, the - I'm assuming - Murican broadcaster got it wrong then. Sorry Mac, you're not my favourite anymore but I will cheer for you against any U.S. golfers regardless.

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  114. Anonymous3:46 PM

    Rory McIlroy is given a Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey, and proceeds to get knocked out in the first round. Can't make this stuff up.

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  115. steve3:52 PM

    Where Norway went right and Canada went left and that was not a direction just a manipulation.
    LYIN BRIAN i alledge a SEE EYE AYE person sold out the country and never even made more money than you can pick up in a plain brown envelope in a hotel lobby. Now we are here and its like we got a million cones paddling in differant directions, and the big boy who came to America under operation paperclip have us in a vice. RUN THE GOALIE

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  116. New thread.

    https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2025/06/summer-lovin-time-to-grease-trade-wheels.html#comment-form

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