Thanks moe, it's always fhfun to hang out here during the season. The work you and Saint Paddy put into this is much appreciated. I'm looking forward to an interesting off season for Les Habitants and it has a different feel to it than the last 3.5 seasons since the rebuild began. We know there is a very good foundation that will be built upon by the very intelligent Kent Hughes. Salut!
We are not waving any white flags next year, I am already upping my game. Leaving the eye test behind and going all Elon Musk AI. For example you may have heard of the lost decade of Trudeau. I did my own reseaCH. I got measles and ruboli and wooping cough but I recovered. In real world Canada beat the USA by many GDP points. For most of us we are fishing and the line broke. What we lost we have no chance to recover we can only hope Neptune did not break our line.
Regarding the trump administration : In my 70 years on this planet, I have never seen so much stupidity, incompetence and blatant corruption in one location at the same time. When PM Carney goes to Washington D.C. next Tuesday, my only piece of advice would be: don't believe a word that comes out of the orange felon's mouth. Don't give in on anything. Stand your ground, we will get through this if we stick together.
How about this for a blockbuster trade. To Pittsburgh: Beck, Roy, Logan from London, Primeau, Montreal's 1st round pick 2025, 1st round pick 2026, a 3rd round pick 2025. To Montreal: Crosby, Rakell and a 3rd round pick 2026.
Well folks it was a great ride while it lasted Important to see the vets playing the role that they did This team is going up and we'll go up with it So thanks to moe et all for this place It's always my first stop And good on us See you on the other side Go Jets
Even with local boy N8 on the Avs, I was pulling for Rantanen and the Stars. And boy did he ever stick it to them in the end! A hat trick and a four point night to send the Avs packing. Well done. The Stars are a formidable team.
I didn't watch the game, I've let my IPTV subscription lapse. I figure I'll pick it back up in September for football season. I'll miss the golf this summer but c'est la vie.
Happy summer all! We'll be chatting about all the interesting changes to come even if it's less exciting than the M's trade proposal.
Just an FYI, another option is an Over The Air antenna, you would get CBC, CTV and Global in uncompressed HD. I think CTV carries the golf majors on the weekends. The antennas don't cost much, I paid $40 for mine a few years ago. Easy to hook up just find your Rogers cable entrance and connect the antenna to it with regular co-ax cable. Free TV!
I'm trying to remember how many years I've been on this ride with you Moeman - it's been a fair few - and it has evolved with the times. The 24/25 season felt "polished" like no other. Some awesome parody, a fantastic array of Specially selected imagery designed to convey a message, some excellent commentary by a host of regulars, several cameo appearances and a better than expected all round result from Les boys has made it a season to remember. So a big merci beaucoup brother. A bientot!
Agree, it has been a fun ride and thanks to all for noticing that the creativity that St. pad and I offer is to keep this joint rockin' n' rollin', like our new generation of Canadiens. Always a pleasure.
RIP Mike Peters. Mea culpa: In one of my first album reviews for Bandersnatch (which I did partially for tge free LPs from smart record labels like IRS), I was vastly unimpressed with 1987's Eye of the Hurricane, and opened my scathing review with "The Alarm are like milk; the older they get, the more they stink." I never had to walk that back, but we shall remember their eponymous debut release fondly.
I enjoy the interaction on these pages far more than any other, which are filled with hate towards certain players, and some that still want the Jack Adams nominated coach fired. There is a lot of stupid out there. At least here we mostly keep that to a minimum, even if our emotions sometimes get the better of us about this team we love...speaking for myself personally. It's like a bunch of friends just shooting the shit about the Habs.
And 'moe'st of the credit for keeping this going goes to ~moe. Merci, mon ami.
We’re all in this joint together. Some Ana, some Raquel, some punk, some music, some beliefs, lots of sexy and lots of commonality (see refs, sfu, leaf). ~moe
I didn't watch the game, but wow! 2 EN goals in the last 2 minutes, including the game tying goal with < 3 seconds left, and a double OT win. What a thriller! If I'm a Jets fan, I probably didn't sleep last night due to adrenaline.
Despite the shittiness of Shitfly, I'm still cheering for our two Canadian teams. An all Canadian Western final would be awesome. But I think the Jets will be in tough vs Dallas. Hellysuck hasn't exactly put up stellar numbers. No cake walk for the Oil either vs the Kuh-niggats. But GO JETS/OIL!
Channel flipping. All 4 overdrive 🤡s blocked me back in the day of twitter. They did not appreciate being called biased scum. duthie really took exception. skinny useless goalie clown was really insulted. S F U
second line centers available to Montreal. Well its like Bergy said, you cant get a center, first line second line third line. So Devo will be our second line center next year.
What a nice change! I had no idea it was draft lottery night. Unlike the past three years where we were frantically spinning the tankathon wheel and researching prospects. I like this not caring about the draft order much better. And the Isles move up to 1 from 10...and they need a new GM. Oh and what a shocker, Bettman's pet team from ArizonUtah moved up 10 spots too.
One of the things I'm most curious about is what happens with TFS. On July 1, he is due a $5.5M signing bonus, leaving 'just' $2M in salary owed to him for the final season. It would be nice if he'd do the team a solid and retire, leaving that $2M on the table...he can probably survive on the $120M or so he's earned. Or the Habs buy him out at $666K over the next two years. Either way, I don't think they leave him on LTIR for the final season. A trade to a cap floor needy team is an option, but I'd rather not sully his name by doing that.
Also, I see that both Petry and Jake the Snake come off the books this year. So not only do HuGo have a plethora of picks to work with, they have all three of their salary retention spots and with TFS probably off the books or solidified to that $666K cap hit, they know exactly what they have to deal with. If it isn't Sid filling that 2C role until Hage is hopefully ready to step into it, I'm not sure what they do. I like Zibanajad from the Rags, but he also has a NMC. He is 32, signed at $8.5M for three more years and is currently the 3C in NY behind Trochek and JT Miller. I really like Tage Thompson out of Buffalo but I can't see them trading him. 27 y/o signed at $7.1M for three more years. But he only has a 5 team no trade list.
Can't wait to see what magic our dynamic duo create.
I knew there was another player I was thinking of. If the Habs could get Bo Horvat and Noah Dobson from NYI, they would be a much bigger (and better) team. It would be costly. And Bo has a 'no trade' clause. So it would take that magic I was speaking of. OK, I'll stop dreaming now...
I can't see that happening. I don't know who the new GM will be on the Island but I doubt they want to go through a rebuild although they got a head start last night winning the #1 pick. Plus Saint Patrick probably doesn't want to coach a rebuilding team either. Whoever HuGo goes after may come from the West but I am still holding out hope Sid will change his mind. He won't see the playoffs again with Pitt, they are just delaying the inevitable.
So, the Isles are trying to poach Jeff Gorton ... Geoff Molson says "go look somewhere else". Bargainbin bergy may be in the mix ... would he get along with Saint Patrick ? Can't see it...
Primeau was a Fowler clone. Richter award impressive stats etc. Sadly he folds in the show. Goalies are head cases, just look at St Patrick, Hextal, Chopper Billy. All of them just a little off. Fingers crossed for J Fowler. Imagine if he becomes TNewFS with a real team in front of him unlike The Original TFS. Woa We'll win The Cup before Christmas Go HUGO Go Habs
I was reading somewhere that leafools were laughing about the Wilson dirty hit on Carriere. Karma came back to bite those assholes. Looks good on them.
When I am the voice of reason you should tremble. The Whaler Canes absoultey dominated the Caps last night. The interesting thing is that the whaler canes are filled with smurfs. Maybe there is more to hockey than punCH face.
Canada's team. The Fucking Leaf are going to go to the finals. The good news is there window has about 3 years, the Golden Showers are finished, and we are two years from a Dynasty if we can sign players at the Nature level as a percentage of the cap.
Disagree. leaf are NOT Canada's team, it's been proven by polls again and again. However, I believe your tongue was in your cheek when you typed that. I wouldn't count out Florida, they know how to win and if the Panthers tie this up, those leaf arseholes will be puckering. The Oilers are the better bet to bring the Cup back to Canada, even if Premier Smith has other ideas about that.
I cant believe the Florida Fans came prepared for Ratface. "Nylander, for one, got hemmed in at the end of a marathon 102-second shift, his Leafs’ longest of the night — and one then ended with a shower of plastic rats "
My big sis edited the English edition of this book on #10, out now: https://www.indigo.ca/en-ca/lafleur-the-legend/9781668204061.html?s_campaign=sharelink_item_app
This is the French original: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0C1P154MT?ref=cm_sw_r_ffobk_cso_sms_mwn_dp_M3AE8331RNN97YF7DNBW&ref_=cm_sw_r_ffobk_cso_sms_mwn_dp_M3AE8331RNN97YF7DNBW&social_share=cm_sw_r_ffobk_cso_sms_mwn_dp_M3AE8331RNN97YF7DNBW&bestFormat=true&previewDoh=1
She says: "The English version has some different interviews- some obscure (to anglos) pieces dropped and others added."
In the beginning God gave the Montreal Canadians Howie Moriz. Fast forward a century and it seems God think a Russian can conquer the hockey world and return the cup ot the Chez Montreal. Yes right it is.Russkies are not ony comming , they are here and entreched on the first line.
So some kiprio thing on sports splooge is concerned about the greatest hockey player in the world Concerned because he doesn't score any goals That would be the leaf leader and captain The one and only underpants It's just puzzling and how come little mitchie doesn't shoot pucks at the net Also puzzling Nice to see domi the dummy rounding out into form I think he might have run the wrong guy But we'll see back at the morgue Get that fan support goin Eeesh Go Habs
Lots of speculation that HuGo will probably end up trading the last year of Carey Price's contract and free up $10.5mil in cap space. Once the signing bonus is paid on July 01 the actual salary will only be $2mil and it is insured. It will be interesting to see which team that has to reach the cap floor will inquire about trading for that contract. Side note: Shea Weber has one year left on his deal. His contract went from Nashville to Montreal to Arizona to Salt Lake to Chicago.
As Trump is fond to say, its about the cards. Well we have two immediate and one on the near horizen draft picks, and we need a legitmate number two center. Dubas is an asshole if he dont make that trade.
CHester is probably right. It will be interesting to see if Pitt's management decide they want to go into tank mode next season for a crack at the next superstar, Gavin McKenna. Rumour is that Malkin will retire after next year, Karlsson is on the trade block, will Sid want to stick around for that? Should be interesting.
The sports splooge guy has us giving away multiple first rounders as well as second rounders and throw in a couple of prospects like Owen or Adam or bathing suit This is not rantanoue this is 37 year old Sid I mean Comon get serious I'm not mcsplooge I don't know who's out there for a no 2 C but all of that is just mortgaging the future We're not going for the cup just yet so let's keep our powder dry Go Habs
Florida is beating Captain Underpants' team (which hasn't scored now in over 120 min. of playoff hockey) 6 to nil, halfway through the 3rd in front of the COTU crowd.
Nicholas Robertson scores with a minute left to make it 6-1 and give the Laffools grist for their mill to claim this as a huge momentum swing back in their team's favour for the next 45 hours, lol
OMG Blown out in The Morgue Underpants 0 Little Mitchie 0 Jonny Toronto 0 Cone Head 0 These are the greatest hockey players in the world Ha ha Fucking ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Go Habs
So long you silly Vegas Kuhhhhhhhhh-niggets! Your mother smells of Eichelberries, and Stones are filled with micro-fractures! Kadillak farts in your general direction.
Gleefully watching the toronto sports network spunk trumpets explain just how the greatest team comprised of the greatest players in the fucking world in the centre of hockey stood around while the cats just had their way. Hilarious there's nothing like it. Maybe ..... just maybe ..... Captain Underpants and Little Mitchie suck. Maybe they are just regular hockey players or worse, maybe they just suck. How much money for those two ? 25 large? That's more money than Suzi CC and Slav put together. How does Shanaban still have a job?? Ha ha ha ha ha ha Go Habs
Nothing more fun than enjoying the leaf collapsing and the sfu trying to find answers. In a fun twist last night, the 🤡 s at tsn, lead by duthie, said their leaf team has the added burden of the tranna media pressure. No sarcasm was found. ~moe
Cpt billy and Cpt underpants lead the leafs to the most embarrasing loss in leaf history. Bitchkov does a galcynuk in Dubai. We have lots of joy at the suffering of others. I say dont touch a single leaf player they have blue and white disease that can not be cured.
Well here we are FHF buddies one of our favourite days in Hab Land It's **** Leaf Elimination Day ****! The day Underpants and his crazy gang of frolicking vagabonds retire to the golf course comforted by the fact that, well, we did our best, what do they expect from us?? The greatest hockey player in the world surrounded by the best hockey team ever assembled in the middle of the centre of the hockey universe confused by the expectation that, for a mere 14 large that he is expected to score goals.... or goal Such a happy time. It should be a national holiday. The best will be tomorrow tho. When the spunk trumpets try to explain it all to the disbelievers. When they shake their collective empty heads and stare blankly at the cameras of their owners and try to find something positive about their team being a perennial dumpster fire... Thank you kyle dumbass and brenda shanaban for this spring time show. God bless us all Long live The Glorious Habs!
I can't recall Habs fans ever booing their team off the ice during the playoffs. Ever. Nor have they thrown (expensive) sweaters on the ice. That is probably because I have never witnessed a habs team quit and surrender like this current iteration of leaf has, more than once. marner and matthews are the most gutless superstars I have ever seen. I've seen Gally skate off the ice bleeding profusely from the face during the playoffs giving his all. You will never, ever see that from $15mil narcos.
Larry Robinson, 68, helped Berube behind the bench for 15 games before the travel schedule became too much for him. Robinson kept his role as a consultant, sitting in on meetings and helping out on the ice during some practices while providing advice for the coaching staff and players, especially the defencemen. He was with the Blues during their entire playoff run, living out of hotel rooms in St. Louis and on the road for two months. Robinson addressed the team before the start of the playoffs and again before the Stanley Cup final against the Boston Bruins. He also spoke with the players during the first intermission of Game 7 against the Bruins, which the Blues won 4-1, telling the defencemen they had to remain physical, but shouldn’t be skating all over the ice looking to make hits.
Read more at: https://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/hockey-inside-out/article402348.html#storylink=cpy
This is almost like war. and I am sorry to admit as a history major, I see this as a metephor for Ukraine vs Russia. You people that think Zelensky is a hero and hate Trump grow up.
I'm re-sending The Game during my vacation. I've forgotten much of the detail in the book. Still a helluva read 40 years later and I think I appreciate it more now than when I was a teen.
My friend told me I could download any audio files from U Tube using this website. https://ytmp3.cc/5Hcs/ You simply copy the URL and paste. Pro tip join the Premium for free and you get 194 kps downloads. I hope no one steals Scotts intellectual property.
Like for the first time ever a history major has been CHosen to speak. I find it all assic asmov and Foundation and I am Hari Seldon, and I forget my password
moe is going to have to start a new thread for all the leaf bashing for us to talk about. Maybe he could even pick a couple of articles to post from the tranna rags...
I watched some of the player interviews post game. Matthews said there were "too many passengers" for the leaf last night. He failed to mention he was one of them. This is who management wants as the leader of the team? I might be wrong but I don't ever recall Suzuki ever saying that about his teammates, he usually takes the blame himself. The leaf will NEVER win with Auston on the team. No character, no leadership abilities, no accountability. I'll bet Marner goes to a California team as far away from T.O. as he can get. San Jose would be a great landing spot for him, no pressure to win, lots of young talent on the rise, I think he would thrive there.
I laughed out loud last nite listening to the spunk trumpets on the toronto sports network I think the o-dog dimwit went home and cried Such drama such hilarity! OMG life is good Go Habs
DIDO
ReplyDeleteGorgeous, wonderful singer.
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Nice
DeleteThanks moe, it's always fhfun to hang out here during the season. The work you and Saint Paddy put into this is much appreciated.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to an interesting off season for Les Habitants and it has a different feel to it than the last 3.5 seasons since the rebuild began. We know there is a very good foundation that will be built upon by the very intelligent Kent Hughes.
Salut!
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DeleteWe are not waving any white flags next year,
ReplyDeleteI am already upping my game. Leaving the eye test behind and going all Elon Musk AI.
For example you may have heard of the lost decade of Trudeau. I did my own reseaCH. I got measles
and ruboli and wooping cough but I recovered.
In real world Canada beat the USA by many GDP points.
For most of us we are fishing and the line broke.
What we lost we have no chance to recover
we can only hope Neptune did not break our line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InfPfbxyE-c
ReplyDelete~moe
Excellent.
DeleteRegarding the trump administration : In my 70 years on this planet, I have never seen so much stupidity, incompetence and blatant corruption in one location at the same time.
ReplyDeleteWhen PM Carney goes to Washington D.C. next Tuesday, my only piece of advice would be: don't believe a word that comes out of the orange felon's mouth. Don't give in on anything. Stand your ground, we will get through this if we stick together.
How about this for a blockbuster trade. To Pittsburgh: Beck, Roy, Logan from London, Primeau, Montreal's 1st round pick 2025, 1st round pick 2026, a 3rd round pick 2025. To Montreal: Crosby, Rakell and a 3rd round pick 2026.
ReplyDeleteWell folks it was a great ride while it lasted
ReplyDeleteImportant to see the vets playing the role that they did
This team is going up and we'll go up with it
So thanks to moe et all for this place
It's always my first stop
And good on us
See you on the other side
Go Jets
Even with local boy N8 on the Avs, I was pulling for Rantanen and the Stars. And boy did he ever stick it to them in the end! A hat trick and a four point night to send the Avs packing. Well done. The Stars are a formidable team.
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch the game, I've let my IPTV subscription lapse. I figure I'll pick it back up in September for football season. I'll miss the golf this summer but c'est la vie.
Happy summer all!
We'll be chatting about all the interesting changes to come even if it's less exciting than the M's trade proposal.
Just an FYI, another option is an Over The Air antenna, you would get CBC, CTV and Global in uncompressed HD. I think CTV carries the golf majors on the weekends. The antennas don't cost much, I paid $40 for mine a few years ago. Easy to hook up just find your Rogers cable entrance and connect the antenna to it with regular co-ax cable. Free TV!
DeleteI'm trying to remember how many years I've been on this ride with you Moeman - it's been a fair few - and it has evolved with the times. The 24/25 season felt "polished" like no other. Some awesome parody, a fantastic array of Specially selected imagery designed to convey a message, some excellent commentary by a host of regulars, several cameo appearances and a better than expected all round result from Les boys has made it a season to remember. So a big merci beaucoup brother. A bientot!
ReplyDeleteWell said, Kev!
DeleteBienvenue à tous !
ReplyDeleteAgree, it has been a fun ride and thanks to all for noticing that the creativity that St. pad and I offer is to keep this joint rockin' n' rollin', like our new generation of Canadiens. Always a pleasure.
~moe
Anybody here upset that Mr. Shitfly can't play tonight for the Jets because he got concussed a few games ago ? Me neither.
ReplyDeleteRest in peace Mike Peters. The Alarm was a great band.
ReplyDeletehttps://archive.ph/nEump
~moe
RIP Mike Peters. Mea culpa: In one of my first album reviews for Bandersnatch (which I did partially for tge free LPs from smart record labels like IRS), I was vastly unimpressed with 1987's Eye of the Hurricane, and opened my scathing review with "The Alarm are like milk; the older they get, the more they stink." I never had to walk that back, but we shall remember their eponymous debut release fondly.
DeleteLaval Rocket intro is wild !
ReplyDelete~moe
I enjoy the interaction on these pages far more than any other, which are filled with hate towards certain players, and some that still want the Jack Adams nominated coach fired. There is a lot of stupid out there.
ReplyDeleteAt least here we mostly keep that to a minimum, even if our emotions sometimes get the better of us about this team we love...speaking for myself personally. It's like a bunch of friends just shooting the shit about the Habs.
And 'moe'st of the credit for keeping this going goes to ~moe. Merci, mon ami.
We’re all in this joint together.
ReplyDeleteSome Ana, some Raquel, some punk, some music, some beliefs, lots of sexy and lots of commonality (see refs, sfu, leaf).
~moe
And ice cream every once in a while...don't forget the ice cream!
DeleteI did forget.
DeleteWe’ve not had much of late.
May we enjoy buckets full !
~moe
Could care less about shitfly
ReplyDeleteStill would like to see the Jets go far.
DeleteWow, Jets tie it up with 1.6 seconds left.
ReplyDeleteWhat a finish !
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I didn't watch the game, but wow! 2 EN goals in the last 2 minutes, including the game tying goal with < 3 seconds left, and a double OT win. What a thriller! If I'm a Jets fan, I probably didn't sleep last night due to adrenaline.
ReplyDeleteDespite the shittiness of Shitfly, I'm still cheering for our two Canadian teams. An all Canadian Western final would be awesome. But I think the Jets will be in tough vs Dallas. Hellysuck hasn't exactly put up stellar numbers. No cake walk for the Oil either vs the Kuh-niggats.
But GO JETS/OIL!
I would guess 'the Gary' isn't happy there are still 2 Canadian teams left in his USNHL playoffs. (I don't count the leaf as Canadian).
ReplyDeleteHeh, you'll note I also mentioned only 2 🇨🇦 teams.
DeleteWe could still see a Jets Oilers SCF which would fuck buttman right off!
DeleteWell a western conference final at least. And in theory one of them and that team that shan't be named 'could' be in the SCF. In theory...
DeleteFinally got 18 holes in ... shot 85, not bad for this early in the season.
ReplyDeleteJust saw this. Wow, what a great score! Not looking like I'll ever get to that level. I'd be happy if I can regularly shoot <100.
DeleteHolding my nose and a 🤮 bag.
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Go panthers.
~moe
Channel flipping.
ReplyDeleteAll 4 overdrive 🤡s blocked me back in the day of twitter.
They did not appreciate being called biased scum.
duthie really took exception.
skinny useless goalie clown was really insulted.
S F U
~moe
duthie slobbering as expected
ReplyDeleteduthie is punch to the face level like mclame, an arrogant know it all prick
ReplyDeletesecond line centers available to Montreal. Well its like Bergy said, you cant get a center, first line second line third line. So Devo will be our second line center next year.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't PlayStation...
DeleteDevo will be back as 3rd line C at roughly the same salary maybe 4 years. Beck and Ollie are not ready, they are B list prospects possible trade bait.
DeleteWhat a nice change! I had no idea it was draft lottery night. Unlike the past three years where we were frantically spinning the tankathon wheel and researching prospects.
ReplyDeleteI like this not caring about the draft order much better.
And the Isles move up to 1 from 10...and they need a new GM.
Oh and what a shocker, Bettman's pet team from ArizonUtah moved up 10 spots too.
One of the things I'm most curious about is what happens with TFS. On July 1, he is due a $5.5M signing bonus, leaving 'just' $2M in salary owed to him for the final season. It would be nice if he'd do the team a solid and retire, leaving that $2M on the table...he can probably survive on the $120M or so he's earned. Or the Habs buy him out at $666K over the next two years. Either way, I don't think they leave him on LTIR for the final season. A trade to a cap floor needy team is an option, but I'd rather not sully his name by doing that.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I see that both Petry and Jake the Snake come off the books this year.
So not only do HuGo have a plethora of picks to work with, they have all three of their salary retention spots and with TFS probably off the books or solidified to that $666K cap hit, they know exactly what they have to deal with. If it isn't Sid filling that 2C role until Hage is hopefully ready to step into it, I'm not sure what they do. I like Zibanajad from the Rags, but he also has a NMC. He is 32, signed at $8.5M for three more years and is currently the 3C in NY behind Trochek and JT Miller.
I really like Tage Thompson out of Buffalo but I can't see them trading him. 27 y/o signed at $7.1M for three more years. But he only has a 5 team no trade list.
Can't wait to see what magic our dynamic duo create.
I knew there was another player I was thinking of. If the Habs could get Bo Horvat and Noah Dobson from NYI, they would be a much bigger (and better) team. It would be costly. And Bo has a 'no trade' clause. So it would take that magic I was speaking of. OK, I'll stop dreaming now...
DeleteI can't see that happening. I don't know who the new GM will be on the Island but I doubt they want to go through a rebuild although they got a head start last night winning the #1 pick. Plus Saint Patrick probably doesn't want to coach a rebuilding team either. Whoever HuGo goes after may come from the West but I am still holding out hope Sid will change his mind. He won't see the playoffs again with Pitt, they are just delaying the inevitable.
DeleteSo, the Isles are trying to poach Jeff Gorton ... Geoff Molson says "go look somewhere else".
DeleteBargainbin bergy may be in the mix ... would he get along with Saint Patrick ? Can't see it...
Bergy and Roy on the same team would last about 5 minutes...too much ego floating around there.
DeleteWho whines louder?
ReplyDelete- sfu
- leaf
- leafools
- all the above
~moe
Congrats Laval Rocket.
ReplyDeleteFowler 3-0.
~moe
Jacob Fowler won all three of the games he started and allowed just three goals on 64 shots, posting a .953 save percentage
DeleteThe future is bright.
Impressive stats. Primeau is RFA, he is likely moving on. I had him in my package for Sid, but maybe he is Philthy bound.
DeletePrimeau was a Fowler clone.
DeleteRichter award impressive stats etc.
Sadly he folds in the show.
Goalies are head cases, just look at St Patrick, Hextal, Chopper Billy.
All of them just a little off.
Fingers crossed for J Fowler.
Imagine if he becomes TNewFS with a real team in front of him unlike The Original TFS.
Woa
We'll win The Cup before Christmas
Go HUGO
Go Habs
Jacques Plante used to knit during the intermissions...
DeleteSo, the Utah Hairy Elephants instead of the Sister Wives. Heh.
ReplyDeleteI guess that's better than the other options they had. Though as many suggested, being the beehive state, Hive, Swarm or Sting all seem better to me.
DeleteWasn't Wilma's vaccuum cleaner a small mammoth? Some sort of smally hairy beast from Elephantidae family at any rate.
Suck it Vacuums!
Anonymous3:39 PM
ReplyDeleteWho whines louder?
- sfu
- leaf
- leafools
- all the above
~moe
3 Habs crosschecked in the face without penalty in their first 2 games with nary a peep from the sfu.
Now we need a coroner's inquest and grand jury to deal with the Sam Bennett 'hit' on their goalie.
I was reading somewhere that leafools were laughing about the Wilson dirty hit on Carriere. Karma came back to bite those assholes. Looks good on them.
ReplyDeleteWhen I am the voice of reason you should tremble. The Whaler Canes absoultey dominated the Caps last night. The interesting thing is that the whaler canes are filled with smurfs. Maybe there is more to hockey than punCH face.
ReplyDeleteCanada's team. The Fucking Leaf are going to go to the finals. The good news is there window has about 3 years, the Golden Showers are finished, and we are two years from a Dynasty if we can sign players at the Nature level as a percentage of the cap.
ReplyDeleteDisagree. leaf are NOT Canada's team, it's been proven by polls again and again. However, I believe your tongue was in your cheek when you typed that. I wouldn't count out Florida, they know how to win and if the Panthers tie this up, those leaf arseholes will be puckering.
DeleteThe Oilers are the better bet to bring the Cup back to Canada, even if Premier Smith has other ideas about that.
If HuGo can't convince Sid to come to La Belle Province, they should offer sheet McJesus at $20mil per in 2026.
ReplyDeleteAt their end of season presser, HuGo specifically answered that there are 100 point wingers available. Marner in their scope ?
Delete~moe
A beautiful 27° in Athens. About to board the ship and head to Dubrovnik.
ReplyDeleteAnd words I never dreamed I would say, but "Way to go Ratface!"
Ratface defeating the leaf in overtime, no good outcome here.
DeleteI will begrudgingly say : Thanks ratface.
DeleteI cant believe the Florida Fans came prepared for Ratface. "Nylander, for one, got hemmed in at the end of a marathon 102-second shift, his Leafs’ longest of the night — and one then ended with a shower of plastic rats "
ReplyDeleteMy big sis edited the English edition of this book on #10, out now: https://www.indigo.ca/en-ca/lafleur-the-legend/9781668204061.html?s_campaign=sharelink_item_app
ReplyDeleteThis is the French original: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0C1P154MT?ref=cm_sw_r_ffobk_cso_sms_mwn_dp_M3AE8331RNN97YF7DNBW&ref_=cm_sw_r_ffobk_cso_sms_mwn_dp_M3AE8331RNN97YF7DNBW&social_share=cm_sw_r_ffobk_cso_sms_mwn_dp_M3AE8331RNN97YF7DNBW&bestFormat=true&previewDoh=1
DeleteShe says: "The English version has some different interviews- some obscure (to anglos) pieces dropped and others added."
I told her Lemieux would've been a better choice to write the Foreward than Retchky, but of course that wasn't up to her.
DeleteAwesome stuff SiM !
ReplyDelete~moe
https://www.netflix.com/us/title/82010354?s=i&trkid=0&vlang=en
ReplyDeleteIncredible. Must watch. Powerfully funny.
ReplyDelete~moe
Truly a blast. I got up to Stephen Colbert. I must go back and finish it.
DeleteGreat right to the end.
DeleteSarah was so good.
Sandler is something else.
... and Dave !
Good thing we didn't need the Comodor any more cause he's washed up
ReplyDeleteYa
Go Habs
Can someone give Edmonton a goalie FFS. How about Primueau for a first?
ReplyDeleteIn the beginning God gave the Montreal Canadians Howie Moriz. Fast forward a century and it seems God think a Russian can conquer the hockey world and return the cup ot the Chez Montreal.
ReplyDeleteYes right it is.Russkies are not ony comming , they are here and entreched on the first line.
“ Toronto has a tendency to grandiosity. The Leafs keep the city’s head screwed on crooked.”
ReplyDeletehttps://archive.ph/LlLkL
~moe
Former Alberta Premier Jason Kenny said the kooks in that province who want to separate wouldn't get enough votes to elect a dog catcher.
ReplyDeleteSo some kiprio thing on sports splooge is concerned about the greatest hockey player in the world
ReplyDeleteConcerned because he doesn't score any goals
That would be the leaf leader and captain
The one and only underpants
It's just puzzling and how come little mitchie doesn't shoot pucks at the net
Also puzzling
Nice to see domi the dummy rounding out into form
I think he might have run the wrong guy
But we'll see back at the morgue
Get that fan support goin
Eeesh
Go Habs
I'm out of the loop here on that Adriatic. Just checked the scores so wanted to say Hahahahahahaha! The SFU must be a joy to watch right now.
ReplyDeleteWatCHing the core four never score is priceless
ReplyDeleteEasiest group of 'superstars' to shut down ever.
DeleteLots of speculation that HuGo will probably end up trading the last year of Carey Price's contract and free up $10.5mil in cap space. Once the signing bonus is paid on July 01 the actual salary will only be $2mil and it is insured. It will be interesting to see which team that has to reach the cap floor will inquire about trading for that contract. Side note: Shea Weber has one year left on his deal. His contract went from Nashville to Montreal to Arizona to Salt Lake to Chicago.
ReplyDeleteUtahFS
DeleteuTahFS... : p
DeleteChicago wouldn't surprise me. Maybe San Jose.
DeleteAs Trump is fond to say, its about the cards. Well we have two immediate and one on the near horizen draft picks, and we need a legitmate number two center. Dubas is an asshole if he dont make that trade.
DeleteI don't think Hugo makes that Sid trade
DeleteWe need someone young and on the upswing
Go Habs
CHester is probably right. It will be interesting to see if Pitt's management decide they want to go into tank mode next season for a crack at the next superstar, Gavin McKenna. Rumour is that Malkin will retire after next year, Karlsson is on the trade block, will Sid want to stick around for that? Should be interesting.
DeleteThe sports splooge guy has us giving away multiple first rounders as well as second rounders and throw in a couple of prospects like Owen or Adam or bathing suit
DeleteThis is not rantanoue this is 37 year old Sid
I mean Comon get serious
I'm not mcsplooge I don't know who's out there for a no 2 C but all of that is just mortgaging the future
We're not going for the cup just yet so let's keep our powder dry
Go Habs
Heh heh the pile of compost is rotting away...
ReplyDeleteDJ at The Morgue playing 50 Mission Cap trying to inspire all the leafools.
ReplyDeleteI think it was done sarcastically.
Delete~moe
leaf booed off the ice ... gotta love it.
ReplyDeleteAs I suggested to Jack Todd, shanahan will be replaced by Marc Bergevin.
Delete~moe
LOL!!
DeleteAnd DoHarm will get another chance coaching in the NHL!
DeleteAll 4 panelists sucking leaf dick hard.
ReplyDeleteSplooge !
~moe
HahaRudy said 'we' referring to his leaf.
Delete… and mclame yipping shutout like cuthurt did. Scum.
Delete~moe
Looks like a lot of folks left The Morgue early.
ReplyDeleteThey stopped showing the crowd in leafool square.
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
ReplyDeleteFlorida is beating Captain Underpants' team (which hasn't scored now in over 120 min. of playoff hockey) 6 to nil, halfway through the 3rd in front of the COTU crowd.
ReplyDeleteWell, some of the COTU crowd anyway. Many have bailed.
DeleteRocket win Game 1.
ReplyDelete7 years Johnny Toronto has been a leaf and they have won 1 playoff series. Habs won 3 series in 2021.
ReplyDeleteI guess he did win 2.
DeleteFuck off cutburt
ReplyDeleteYou scumbag...
DeleteBerube had his 'goons' out in the last minute... typical leaf shit.
ReplyDelete...and right to the Oilers game, nothing to talk about here. Ha Ha fucking sore losers.
ReplyDeleteNicholas Robertson scores with a minute left to make it 6-1 and give the Laffools grist for their mill to claim this as a huge momentum swing back in their team's favour for the next 45 hours, lol
ReplyDeleteOMG
DeleteBlown out in The Morgue
Underpants 0
Little Mitchie 0
Jonny Toronto 0
Cone Head 0
These are the greatest hockey players in the world
Ha ha Fucking ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Go Habs
So long you silly Vegas Kuhhhhhhhhh-niggets! Your mother smells of Eichelberries, and Stones are filled with micro-fractures! Kadillak farts in your general direction.
ReplyDeleteLancez la vache!
Gleefully watching the toronto sports network spunk trumpets explain just how the greatest team comprised of the greatest players in the fucking world in the centre of hockey stood around while the cats just had their way.
ReplyDeleteHilarious there's nothing like it.
Maybe ..... just maybe ..... Captain Underpants and Little Mitchie suck. Maybe they are just regular hockey players or worse, maybe they just suck. How much money for those two ? 25 large? That's more money than Suzi CC and Slav put together. How does Shanaban still have a job??
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Go Habs
Nothing more fun than enjoying the leaf collapsing and the sfu trying to find answers.
ReplyDeleteIn a fun twist last night, the 🤡 s at tsn, lead by duthie, said their leaf team has the added burden of the tranna media pressure. No sarcasm was found.
~moe
Too funny!
DeleteHah!
DeleteCpt billy and Cpt underpants lead the leafs to the most embarrasing loss in leaf history. Bitchkov does a galcynuk in Dubai. We have lots of joy at the suffering of others. I say dont touch a single leaf player they have blue and white disease that can not be cured.
ReplyDeleteleaf schadenfreude is always enjoyable.
DeleteOvRetchkin??? Your team's been Caps-sized.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Have Bell Centre Habs fans ever booed the team off the ice in a playoff game ?
ReplyDelete~moe
Well here we are FHF buddies one of our favourite days in Hab Land
DeleteIt's **** Leaf Elimination Day ****!
The day Underpants and his crazy gang of frolicking vagabonds retire to the golf course comforted by the fact that, well, we did our best, what do they expect from us??
The greatest hockey player in the world surrounded by the best hockey team ever assembled in the middle of the centre of the hockey universe confused by the expectation that, for a mere 14 large that he is expected to score goals.... or goal
Such a happy time. It should be a national holiday.
The best will be tomorrow tho. When the spunk trumpets try to explain it all to the disbelievers. When they shake their collective empty heads and stare blankly at the cameras of their owners and try to find something positive about their team being a perennial dumpster fire...
Thank you kyle dumbass and brenda shanaban for this spring time show.
God bless us all
Long live The Glorious Habs!
I can't recall Habs fans ever booing their team off the ice during the playoffs. Ever. Nor have they thrown (expensive) sweaters on the ice. That is probably because I have never witnessed a habs team quit and surrender like this current iteration of leaf has, more than once.
Deletemarner and matthews are the most gutless superstars I have ever seen.
I've seen Gally skate off the ice bleeding profusely from the face during the playoffs giving his all. You will never, ever see that from $15mil narcos.
We used to boo Breezeby
DeleteHe sucked
Larry Robinson, 68, helped Berube behind the bench for 15 games before the travel schedule became too much for him. Robinson kept his role as a consultant, sitting in on meetings and helping out on the ice during some practices while providing advice for the coaching staff and players, especially the defencemen. He was with the Blues during their entire playoff run, living out of hotel rooms in St. Louis and on the road for two months. Robinson addressed the team before the start of the playoffs and again before the Stanley Cup final against the Boston Bruins. He also spoke with the players during the first intermission of Game 7 against the Bruins, which the Blues won 4-1, telling the defencemen they had to remain physical, but shouldn’t be skating all over the ice looking to make hits.
ReplyDeleteRead more at: https://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/hockey-inside-out/article402348.html#storylink=cpy
All the credit went to Berube. Just saying that the sfu always try to blueandwhitewash facts.
ReplyDelete~moe
The wretched sfu would never give any credit to an ex-Hab.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Patches? Do they ever mention his history?
DeleteThis is almost like war. and I am sorry to admit as a history major, I see this as a metephor for Ukraine vs Russia. You people that think Zelensky is a hero and hate Trump grow up.
ReplyDeleteOne of Saint Paddy's favourites (and mine) Jared Davidson has scored to put Laval ahead 3-2 in Rochester. I think he makes the Habs someday.
ReplyDeleteGuaranteed...unless he's part of the summer blockbuster trade.
DeleteDamm...LED postponed...hate that it's a game 7 too...get er done cats ffs!
ReplyDeleteThe horror, the horror
ReplyDeleteI jumped the gun.
ReplyDeleteShoot
I might have cursed The Cats.
I'll have to be more careful
LED Sunday
I'm re-sending The Game during my vacation. I've forgotten much of the detail in the book. Still a helluva read 40 years later and I think I appreciate it more now than when I was a teen.
ReplyDeletefried man is as big a scumbag as mclame
ReplyDeleteMy friend told me I could download any audio files from U Tube using this website.
ReplyDeletehttps://ytmp3.cc/5Hcs/
You simply copy the URL and paste. Pro tip join the Premium for free and you get 194 kps downloads.
I hope no one steals Scotts intellectual property.
Like for the first time ever a history major has been CHosen to speak. I find it all assic asmov and Foundation and I am Hari Seldon, and I forget my password
ReplyDeleteFat lady is in the house
ReplyDeleteMy oh my, the meltdowns, the booing, the panel making excuses and looking for answers.
ReplyDeleteSuch a beautiful sight...
There might just be a parody.
ReplyDeleteSo long losers...
ReplyDeleteLots of booing and another sweater on the ice ... just another night at The Morgue.
ReplyDeleteAll this leaf hatred by the Rest of Canada brought to you by leafnet and the tranna sports network.
ReplyDeleteThe 'Panels' post-mortem should be interesting.
ReplyDeleteLove it when the camera shows that 'thousand yard stare' by mitchie and narcos. Same look year after year...
ReplyDeleteDear dear, 5-1 Panthers huh? It's comforting knowing there are some things one can count on in life.
ReplyDelete6-1, padded by ratface
ReplyDeleteratface aka leafkiller
Deletecuthurt literally crying with his lame commentary
ReplyDeletecuthurt is paid to do play by play why is he commenting ?
ReplyDeleteB E A U T Y !
ReplyDeleteNa na na ... na na na
ReplyDeletecentreoftgeuniverse HAHAHAFUCKYOU !
ReplyDeleteFUCKYOYHAHARUDEY
ReplyDeleteFUCKYOYBIEKSA
ReplyDeleteFUCKYOUfriedman
ReplyDeleteFUCKYOUBOTTERILL
ReplyDeleteFUCKYOUHARDmclame
ReplyDeleteFUCKYOUSFU !
ReplyDeleteBieksa: Why is toronto so special, why do they have to win? Blame the sfu.
ReplyDeleteGo Oilers!
ReplyDeleteFUCKYOUAMBER
ReplyDeleteWhat a great and hilarious movie.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt6263850/
It is pretty funny, saw it in the theater with my youngest son.
DeleteThe use of Madonna’s ‘like a prayer’ was inspired.
DeleteGo fuck yourself mclame, you fucking piece of 💩 !
ReplyDeleteIt's been 7 years since they signed Johnny Toronto for $77mil and nada to show for it.
ReplyDeleteHe did zero on the island. Overrated.
Deletenachos is a lunkhead
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing better than disappointed leaf and sfu. Nothing.
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
DeleteNarcos said there were some passengers on their team tonight, wasn't he one of them?
ReplyDeleteCaptain material.
DeleteBWA HAHA!
DeleteMy prayers were answered. Literally.
ReplyDeleteThe sfu called marner the next Keon. Freud has been schadenned.
ReplyDeleteKeon left the leaf when Pal Hal fucked him over. Mitchie will be gone too.
DeleteThree of the Core Fore are 0-6 in Game 7s. That's leadership...
ReplyDeleteBabs knew.
DeleteWhat's the new Shanaplan? Sign ratface ?
ReplyDeleteHis personal retirement, more likely.
DeleteFirst time I've ever read the comments at leafnet. Some amazing vitriol...
ReplyDeleteLots of lessons learned. Ratface. Shanaplan has good bones. Was this Narco.'s comming out party, NTTIAWWT. Two weeks of thrashing about to follow.
ReplyDeleteWhats that day when the leaf start golfing called? https://x.com/BR_OpenIce/status/1924288140090527860/photo/1
ReplyDeleteThinking of the Bidens today. Fuck cancer!
ReplyDeleteSo go Oilers! Carney's team is again Canada's team.
ReplyDeletemoe is going to have to start a new thread for all the leaf bashing for us to talk about.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he could even pick a couple of articles to post from the tranna rags...
On its way…
ReplyDeleteMerci beaucoup!
DeleteI watched some of the player interviews post game. Matthews said there were "too many passengers" for the leaf last night. He failed to mention he was one of them. This is who management wants as the leader of the team? I might be wrong but I don't ever recall Suzuki ever saying that about his teammates, he usually takes the blame himself.
ReplyDeleteThe leaf will NEVER win with Auston on the team. No character, no leadership abilities, no accountability.
I'll bet Marner goes to a California team as far away from T.O. as he can get. San Jose would be a great landing spot for him, no pressure to win, lots of young talent on the rise, I think he would thrive there.
https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2025/05/fuck-leaf.html
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud last nite listening to the spunk trumpets on the toronto sports network
ReplyDeleteI think the o-dog dimwit went home and cried
Such drama such hilarity!
OMG life is good
Go Habs