May 6, 2026

Eat that CHicken slow ~ Game 1

 

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Note that trona ain't part of Canada

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Like Dobeš says, keep on dancin'
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Lyin', cheating', stealin' fucks
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G Y F P H G !

67 comments:

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    1. Such a fun song to play and sing too.

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  2. Anonymous12:22 PM

    Suzuki, Nelson, and Cirelli named finalists for Selke Trophy

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  3. Can I hire that mechanic to work on my 'Stang...?

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    1. Anonymous2:28 PM

      No.

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    2. Anonymous3:12 PM

      I don’t think you could afford her.

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    3. Anonymous3:57 PM

      I didn't think so. ☹️

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    4. Anonymous6:12 PM

      I checked in with TheMme and she said no.

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  4. Anonymous3:11 PM

    What are folks using to stream? I tried Onhockey.tv but it keep cutting out after a few minutes. No cable. I do have a VPN.Thanks!

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    1. There was no game, there are always about 20 choices, just find the right one. Most important you have to have an add blocker. Onhockey is my last CHoice. As a back up go to Kodi, download it and then the Diggz build, google it they will walk you through everything. Fringe is the one that works the best.

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    2. I use On.hockey with HMA VPN bouncing me off a Canadian location. You have to play around about to find the best feed (often it's a french one)

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  5. How much time will the 'panel' spend on the Habs game vs. the leaf giant win last night? Are they planning the parade yet?

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    1. It is totally ridiculos to believe a professinal sports league with the most ethical owners every would manipulate the outcome of the lottery to make more profits. M you are a nutter conspiracy theorist and I will send you my custom tin foil hat free of charge :)

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  6. Everyone so worried about the Laff pick 1 and the very predictable NHL fixing the lottery. But they are guaranteed to fuck it up, somehow!

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    1. Where there's smoke there's usually fire. It'd be great if some enterprising sports journo did a little digging to see if there's anything dodgy going on.

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    2. Last season the picks didn't move one fucking position.. This year leaf in and ...oh my...would you look at that...leaf get first pick. Fix much.

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    3. Great scoop for an enterprising investigative reporter someday, if true.

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    1. 29 comes alive for round 2, its a nice harbinger of good things

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  8. I do want wings for dinner. Is it sacrilege? Do I have poutine instead?

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    1. Wings are fine, just not Buffalo wings.
      Salt and pepper wings are fine...

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  9. I watch Sid Siexero's podcast occasionally, yesterday he challenged leafools to look at the tranna roster and determine how they are going to be any better next season. Sid figures Nachos has played his last game for the leaf since there is no way the new Dynamice Duo can get high end talent through trades, since they have nothing to trade to get it. Other than their shiny new #1 pick. Heh, that ought to go over well with the fan base. Nope, the putrid leaf will be a bottom feeder again next season with their trash D and trash goalies.

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  10. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Séparatiste hack gag-non picks Buffalo in 6. Says he likes antagonizing Habs fans.

    Don’t forget he’s already stated that he did not give Suzuki his Selke vote.

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    1. He must not watch many Habs games if he doesn't think Nature plays good enough defence.
      He should ask the dolts how good Nick is.

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    2. Anonymous6:12 PM

      He voted for Cirelli.

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  11. I kept tuning into the 2 SFU broadcasts this evening...man they spent a lot of airtime on their putrid team. They don't realize how pathetic they are. And now all the leaf fans, especially those that have been only suffering less than 40 years, will listen and believe every word they hear about them being back in the fight as early as next season. It's quite sad really.

    And that is the last I'll speak of that team. Fuck them.

    Go Habs (Canada's Team) Go!!!

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  12. We all have the same life experience over the past 35 years. Bargin Bin did a terrorist attack into the Buttman fortress but got rebuffed when he cut off the bandaid supply. Its a possiblity we go all the way this year. However likely our serious stuff is two years away. ANyhow anyway its the best time to be a habs fan in 3 decades. To all the FHFH and all the Habs fans who never coverted to something, I salute you.

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  13. The Buffalo Sabers are a big scary team. They have the big bird 6 posts of tree defence. They have a fucking mutant center who makes Chara look clumbsy. However Boston who has less talent than PEE PEE won two games. We got this.

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    1. Buffalo is a big team but they are not dirty diving fuckers like Tampon Bay.

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  14. New NHL salary cap for 2026-27 = $104mil.
    Montreal will easily be able to afford to pay McD next season.
    That's where he will win his Cup in the Bleu, Blanc et Rouge. : )

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    1. We often have people here who comment with no professial acridations. Like 29 may be a lawyer , and he has an MBA, but he is no history major like me. The M is freelancing but I have to agree, the only safe harbour for Mc David is Montreal. Its a cup guarntee.

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  15. Springsteen, nice, I approve that opening...

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  16. I'll be watching TNT if it behaves, even with White Way Pang between the benches.

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  17. Happy to see former Saint John Sea Dog Joey Veleno get a chance to play.
    He will be F1 on that 4th line, the Buffalo D will have their heads on a swivel.

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  18. PUCK DROP LET'S DO THIS

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  19. Anonymous7:12 PM

    How’s bout dem refs

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    1. Guy was falling. Lane's stick was there. Ergo it's a penalty. NHL reffing at its finest.

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  20. Sabres PP sucks, let's hope it continues

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  21. Anonymous7:30 PM

    How’s bout dem refs

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  22. I guess the sabres are diving fuckers as well.

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  23. Anonymous7:45 PM

    Nature !

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  24. Anonymous7:46 PM

    Habs have been the better team, refs haven’t.

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  25. Good period despite being down by 1.

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    1. Anonymous7:54 PM

      Sabres realize early that they can make use of the refs.

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  26. Math didn't calculate the proper arc on that outlet.

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    1. Anonymous8:36 PM

      Gee I’m a tree.

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    1. Anonymous8:41 PM

      Give me the news !

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  28. They're not dead yet.

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  29. Helluva 2nd effort by Dr.

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  30. Meh, I'm going to cut them some slack.
    They just played the series of their lives, 7 games of relentless grinding.
    They will be better this Friday.
    So will Doobie.
    This will be another 6 or 7 game series.
    It wasn't that long ago we were anxiously waiting for effing ping pong balls to fall our way.
    Enjoy!

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  31. Is Joey V stapled to the bench? He looked rusty.
    I think Kapp is better suited for this series.

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  32. A little too many fancy passes.
    Puut it on net and go for the rebound.
    K.I.S.S.

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  33. Win the next one for home ice advantage. MSL will make the proper adjustments.

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    1. Yup.
      Veleno out, Kappy in.
      Put Tex back with DaCH and Duke.
      Doobie will be ready(ier).

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  34. SFU are probably happy the Habs lost.
    They will adopt buffalo as their 'home' team.

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  35. Well they looked a tad tired. Lessons to be learned for sure. Lots of hockey to play.

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