May 14, 2026

Fool's blue and gold ~ Game 5

 

STFU Lindy

and ...

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Hey, sfu, stick to real hockey
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G Y F P H G !

104 comments:

  1. "Every smart GM at this point should be structuring their cap in such a way that they can throw max money and term at McDavid in 2 years from now."

    Enter Kent Hughes...

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    1. Anonymous12:59 PM

      https://archive.ph/8gr5T

      He has to do it with Auston Matthews’s hand up the back of his shirt, letting him know what he can do and when he can do it.

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    2. Anonymous1:04 PM

      https://archive.ph/EW4KP

      What the Leafs eat isn’t as important as getting to the bottom of why opponents eat them for lunch.

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    3. Thanks for ths links. Inre: the short list for the next coach, like Deadpool said of his home country, "Get Saint Patrick's name out of your fucking mouth."

      Btw: pretty accurate read on the FHF site legacy at the top.

      And no more parodies from me; I just seem to be jinxing the Habs. JFW!

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    4. Yes, that recap of the FHF blog was very accurate, we are a funny (and profane) bunch!

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  2. 4hrs out. im taking a very hard first-aid course. instructor is really good. im well fed and well rested. my home life is good. there are numerous sexy friday girls in class. all i can think about is puck drop. wut da facq is wrong with me!?!?

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  3. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Martin St-Louis: "if I’m relying on the refs to win me a series, I’m spending my energy in the wrong place…"

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    1. Heh, nice dig.
      But who at ... the refs or Lindy?

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    2. I'll take "let them guess which one"

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    3. Anonymous7:03 PM

      Refs

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  4. Meh it's all playoff head games. Ruff doesn't need to whine to the refs for the league to screw them over.
    IAO.
    Identity. Adapt. Overcome.
    The Habs will follow this or a similar mantra.

    Just step on their throats early and don't let up.

    GYMFPHG!

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    1. Anonymous7:03 PM

      How’s da back ?

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  5. Just beat these swan diving fucks.

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  6. Habs can and should beat the Sabres...end of! Just fucking win!

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  7. Anonymous7:20 PM

    CC !

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  8. I was in the middle of typing that we need line 1 to take over a game.

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  9. Fuck!

    Again puck on the stick and a failure to clear.

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  10. Anonymous7:26 PM

    Tex !

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  11. Is that Monty playing tonight?

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    1. He's not used to playing this much hockey. Needs a rest.

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    2. full agree. if they had won gm4, i woulda started jacob as to give jakub a rare rest opportunity w/o repercussions.

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  12. Oy vey Arber ... you looking to get benched again?

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    1. i know exactly which play you are talking about. nobody's perfect so 1 dumb play/ match, i can live with. considering the bigger picture with the intangibles he brings, im ok giving him a bigger leash with 2/ match

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  13. Anonymous7:50 PM

    Well, that was not good. Better wake the fack up soon.

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  14. I've got the sound off but the eye test is telling me Buffalo is the better team by far tonight.

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  15. Wow, turnovers galore.

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  16. This is painful to watch.

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  17. Anonymous8:21 PM

    🐴

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  18. Got a new name for Demigod.

    Oizys (Greek): The goddess/spirit of misery, distress, suffering, and misfortune.

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    1. true. between him and whiskey... both have had sooooooooooo many guilt edged chances. (this series plus vs tampa)

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  19. Anonymous8:35 PM

    Dive

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    1. No, no White Way Pang on the TNT broadcast says he's not an embellishing type of player...

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  20. Anonymous8:41 PM

    7s !

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  21. 7s is the king of empty netters...

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    1. hahahahhaHH! u have a reallly really good memoery u bitch!

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  22. Anonymous8:44 PM

    Eat it MAGATage

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  23. Anonymous8:44 PM

    Nature !

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  24. Anonymous8:45 PM

    Take that you maga fuck.

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  25. Anonymous8:48 PM

    Might not have a goal but Demi is playing great.

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    1. MGH (Making Goals Happen) is an under-appreciated stat.

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  26. It always works out when MAGATage is in the box.

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    1. I seriously think they've rightly got him pegged as the too-cliché-yet-so-true John Hughes script dumb-ass jock that has obvious triggers that you can pull to royally fuck him up.

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    2. besides that goaltender crash, hes not really been a factor eh? why the tom wilson level hate for him and greenway?

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  27. SN Weirdos talking about luukkoonen like any of those goals were his fault...

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  28. Hang on boys, hang on. first 3 shots of Acapolco where not gold, they were goals. Simplton has a man crush on Shane Doan, thats all he talks about. Demi

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    1. Anonymous9:12 PM

      Yep !

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    2. Your instincts should be studied. In a lab.

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    3. Anonymous9:20 PM

      Probably Pad’s pain meds.

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  30. Anonymous9:12 PM

    God dammit !

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  31. Demidieu! Off the sCHneid!

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  32. Anonymous9:14 PM

    Expecting some dirty ruff stuff.

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  33. BTW: great reffing tonight (knocks on wood)

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  34. After giving up 3 of 4 Doby has stopped 26 in a row. Not to jinx him or anything...

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    1. After the third went in, I told myself (but didn't yet dare write it) that'd be the last goal Doobie lets in tonight.

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  35. Anonymous9:34 PM

    Nice try MAGATage.

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  36. TT snaps his head back like a snapping turtle; refs don't bite.

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  37. Might've worked if he didn't act like he was JFK taking a leisurely drive down a downtown Dallas street.

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  38. Weak crosscheck call.

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  39. Anonymous9:40 PM

    Refs trying

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  40. Anonymous9:44 PM

    Doan is just like his father, zero class, zero integrity.

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    1. why the hate for shane? is there something here im forgetting?

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  41. Anonymous9:44 PM

    BuffalOlé !

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    1. hahahaaahahahhaahhHhahab! omg that was ice. is that u uk3x?

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    2. Anonymous11:41 PM

      No

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  42. Anonymous9:51 PM

    It wasn't pretty but we'll take the W.

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  43. and the third star the CHockula defensive shell.

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    1. wut? that passes as the the CHockula shell nowadays?

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  44. Love DemiDieu and all 27 whiskers comprising his playoff beard. Yer a good kid!

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  45. Anonymous10:01 PM

    Victoire wins !

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  46. Huge kudos to Doobie for shutting the door for the last 49 minutes and 45 seconds after a rough start btw

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  47. Anonymous10:55 PM

    Méga-séparatiste smug fuck gag-non is trying to save face. POS

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  48. facqing hate this team...
    FCUKING lov this team!

    dont change a thing. u guys keep doing what u are doing. we will stand behind u!

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  49. Note the goal differential over 5 games of this series: 21 to 13 in Habs' favour

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    1. Anonymous8:01 AM

      Buf won the head snapping, embellishing and diving.

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  50. fxxxing hate demigod. then he does that and makes me buy a round.
    fxxxing hate 7evans. then he does that and makes me buy another round.
    fxxxing hate this team. they they add another in the 3rd period.
    i owe u guys ALL another round.

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    1. Round and round she goes
      Where she stops, nobody knows

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  51. Anonymous8:00 AM

    https://archive.ph/xUit2

    Ruff was at his blasé best - this man could sound bored narrating his own car going off a cliff - but it didn’t wash. This was a textbook statement collapse. I am from Toronto. I know.

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    1. That article is soaked in sour grapes.

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    2. Anonymous1:55 PM

      Sounds like w(h)ine

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  52. Long befrore woke I thought calling someone a Newfie was a term of endrement. You survied birth on th e rock and you lived there. The hockey junkie makes newfie poetry and you should watch like and subcribve
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zck-1ns5cOk

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  53. Anonymous6:24 PM

    https://archive.ph/JIXpA

    Fish slap shot.

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    1. Its harder to play in Montreal than Toronto or Vancouver. Has hangnail Anderson really been better than aCHabulco atc Hab bulco.

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  54. Danno book him for a cup walk

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  55. doobie hasnt lost twice in a row. let that sink in. if he can keep that up, we are set. doesnt have to be blow-em-up shootout games, doesnt have to be defensive struggles, just get the win, matress buddy. and keep winking at the forwards. thnx!

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  56. Game time 9:00pm Atlantic, just like the old days when I was a kid, right after Don Messer's Jubilee broadcast on the CBC out of Halifax.
    Saint Paddy might be too young to remember that.

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    1. I was going to say the same thing, except for me it was 8 oclock and I remember the Tommy Hunter Show but it was after the game.The Tommy Hunter Show originally aired weekly on Friday nights during its early years on CBC Television, and later shifted to Saturday nights for the bulk of its 27-year run. It was typically broadcast immediately following Hockey Night in

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    2. I remember Tommy Hunter being on Sunday nights down here in the Maritimes. Around 9pm I think.

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  57. Anonymous1:35 PM

    Building a new thread

    https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2026/05/be-happy-game-6.html

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