My Mom (17 in this pic)
sang in a rock n' roll band
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Deep Playoff Run (apologies to CHappell Roan)
(Sung to the tune of "Pink Pony Club")
I know you wanted me to stay
Mired in the Atlantic division, out of Bettman’s way
And I heard Saint-Louis’s sage conseil
Where players on this Habs team are teammates all the way
I’m having wicked dreams
Of Habs supremacy
Oh, playoffs’ final round
I swear it’s calling me
Won’t make ol’ Bettman proud
It’s gonna cause a scene
He sees a Canadian team
I know he’s gonna scream
God, what have you done?
There are deep playoff rounds
Where Habs don’t belong
Yo mama, we’re having great fun
On the ice with FastLane
Where the CH belong all pushing for a
Deep playoff run
I’m gonnn keep on hoping for a
Deep playoff run
I’m gonna keep on cheering
Down at Brasserie CHerrier
I’m gonna keep on rooting for a
Deep playoff run, deep playoff run
Newhook scored, and jaws are on the floor
Tage Thompson in the bathroom spewing vomit at the door
Blackout zones; fans screwed throughout it all
Every night’s another reason why the Habs won’t fall
I thank my wicked dreams
Of Habs supremacy
Oh, playoffs’ final round
Are you that far from me?
Won’t make ol’ Bettman proud
It’s gonna cause a scene
He sees a Canadian team
I know he’s gonna scream
God, what have you done?
There are deep playoff rounds
Where the Habs don’t belong
Yo mama, we’re having great fun
On the ice with our hockey ghosts
It’s where we belong down in a
Deep playoff run
I’m gonna keep on hoping for a
Deep playoff run
I’m gonna keep on cheering
Down at Brasserie CHerrier
I’m gonna keep on rooting for a
Deep playoff run, deep playoff run
Don’t think of players left behind
Still love Price and Weber
You’re always on my mind
And Gary, every Saturday
I can hear your lawyery drawl a thousand miles away, saying
God, what have you done?
There are deep playoff rounds
Where the Habs don’t belong
Yo mama, we’re having great fun
On the late Springtime ice
It’s where we belong down in a
Deep playoff run
I’m gonna keep on hoping for a
Deep playoff run
I’m gonna keep on cheering
Down at Brasserie CHerrier
I’m gonna keep on rooting for a
Deep playoff run, deep playoff run
I’m gonna keep on hopin’!
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G Y F P H G !
CHappell Roan
ReplyDeletehttps://archive.ph/qnDPZ
ReplyDeleteYou know what else is part of tronna tradition?
The leafool mediots that blame everyone but themselves.
I'm pretty certain that the tranna media are part of the mob that runs players out of town.
DeleteMay 10, 1979: Yvan Lambert scored in OT for 5-4 win over Bruins at Forum in Game 7 of Stanley Cup semifinal. Guy Lafleur tied score 4-4 with 1:14 left in third period after Bruins were penalized for too many men on ice.
ReplyDeleteI remember it like it was yesterday.
I was 10. I know I watched the game, but can't say whether I remember it as I've seen the replays so many times. In any case one of the top moments in Habs history dispatching of Cherry and the Bruins in that way.
DeleteYou're welcome, moeman. Glad to keep up the tradition and try to match wits with you.
ReplyDeleteWay to go, moemom, for rockin' out too!
ReplyDeletewhats up guys!!?!! gm3 at home!! i have so much fomo not being outside cheering like a maniac!
ReplyDeleteawesome facts:
a) the boys are 4-0 after a L
c) not just NFLD
e) so he scores on sundays instead
not trying to be THAT guy, but...
more facts
b) the boys are 0-4 after a W
d) they boys getting screwed being forced off saturday nights
if they are to advance past barffalo, they gonna need to win 2 in a row. i say, why not 3!?!
lets GYMFHG!!!!
Let's do this!
ReplyDeleteDespit the gaffes ... Mike Matheson = Class act.
ReplyDeleteTime to end the W-L-W-L...with a 2nd win tonight.
ReplyDeleteRumours are we could see Patty Roy passing the torch tonight. I'm thinking maybe Larry Robinson? Be awesome to see Price do it, but he's technically still under contract with SJ. Don't think he officially retired yet?
Whomever does it, GYMFMBHG! (MB=Mama's Boys)
Nope. It's Captain Kirk!
DeleteYay! One of my all time faves!
DeleteThey only do cup winners (?) .
DeleteHappy Mother's Day to all the significant women in your lives, past and present.
ReplyDeleteI had an interesting day. My family are gaming nerds. The others much moreso than I am now. But my girls are really into D and D. So to 'hang out' together, the daughter from Ottawa sent us fancy headphones and we three herein two screens , plus the Ottawa contingent played Baldur's Gate, which is a video game version of D and D.
I spent lots of time wandering off from the group and getting lost because they get a kick out of it. "Dad, where the hell are you now?!" 😅. It was different but good fun.
Cheers all!
Rank the ref.
ReplyDelete2/10
DeleteMme. Béliveau looking great at 94. Bonne fête des mères.
ReplyDeleteWaddaya know ... dumb as fuck ref finally calls a pick.
ReplyDeleteCash it!
ReplyDeleteNope.
DeleteTJ!!
ReplyDeleteYeah !!
ReplyDeleteKillick!
ReplyDeleteAnother fake 4 on 4.
ReplyDeleteFucking refs.
ReplyDelete4 minutes for taking 2 punches to the head and being pushed into their goalie.
ReplyDeleteWtf ?
ReplyDeleteCheapshot cowards
ReplyDeleteAgainst the dolts Montreal had to put up with constant picks and dives.
ReplyDeleteNow, they are dealing with cheapshot artists and gutless pukes.
No two ways about it, Habs being reffed out of this game.
ReplyDeleteTuch with the half Nelson and suplex on Guhle. No call. Hockey play.
DeleteThe M might know.
DeleteLeo Burke couldn't have done that better.
Heh, nope.
DeleteLol from the 80s Atlantic Grand Prix Wresting.
DeleteTerrible but entertaining stuff.
It's CC time. I can feel it.
ReplyDeleteYes!
DeleteYou're due a shot methinks
DeleteEat it !
ReplyDeleteWhiskey off the Schneid!
ReplyDeleteRank fucker !
ReplyDeleteRank ref
ReplyDelete0/10
DeleteRank ref wants another Richard riot.
ReplyDeleteDuuuuke !
ReplyDeleteDuke!
ReplyDeleteEat shit you rank fucks !
ReplyDeleteBOLD!
ReplyDeleteNoicely done.
DeleteGraf!
ReplyDeleteFirst playoff point for Velniño
DeleteHahahrudey was soaking the BUF goalie’s cork really hard earlier.
ReplyDeleteCareer backup goalie just like he was...
DeleteFuck these fuckers!
ReplyDeleteGutless pukes
ReplyDeleteRank wants this.
ReplyDeleteLet loose the Xhekaj!
ReplyDeleteClear intent to injure on that play. Should be 5 and a game.
ReplyDeleteFast Slaf!
ReplyDeleteEat it you fucks !
ReplyDeleteSlafsquatCH!
ReplyDeleteTake that you fucks
ReplyDeletecutburt and simpleton excited by their sabres goal
ReplyDeletePer their course
DeleteSomebody needs to punsh that dahlin fuck in the face
ReplyDeleteYeah I didn't realize how dirty he was. Punches somebody after most whistles.
DeleteBrian Wilde commenting on these two clown refs on Bluesky, it's rank ... no pun intended.
ReplyDeleteRefs are told to favour murican teams, there is no doubt.
ReplyDelete4 minutes to Duke was a joke.
The no goal for Danno was bullshit.
Maliousstyne should have got 5 and a game for charging.
Fuck you gary.
Amazingly, it matters not. Adversity is the CH's best friend. GYBFPHG!
DeleteYou fucking asshole ref
ReplyDeleteDaCH!!!
ReplyDeleteEat it fuckers !
ReplyDeleteYou too refs you fucking biased scum.
DeleteFUCK YOU FUCKS!
ReplyDeleteDaCHtah!
ReplyDeleteTook four fucks to figure that out.
ReplyDeleteHooked but score TJ !
ReplyDeleteTJ² again!
ReplyDeleteSuck it fuckers!
Killick's Claw!
ReplyDeleteEat shit dahlin
ReplyDeleteLet’s not forget that séparatiste, Nature-hater, francois gag-non has the sabres in 6, because in his words, he likes to antagonize Habs fans. POS.
ReplyDeleteYou know, it's sad. To see a guy battle cancer and come out with renewed vigor for life, only to double down on the darker side of his heart,..
DeleteEn tous cas
Even thought the corrupt refs tried their best to screw them, the Habs prevailed.
ReplyDeleteTo the sfu and leafools, enjoy dreaming about your first overall pick for the next 6 weeks or so.
To Hab hater gag-non, keep those predictions coming. Loser.
So, does the league review the Ax punCH or the hit on Dobeš ?
ReplyDeleteSo the sick fucks were united in their displeasure with Dibeš enthusiasm ?
ReplyDeleteWhat low level Habs-hating fucks.
Love These Habs Now
ReplyDelete(apologies to Mon Rovîa)
Do you hear the Bell Centre roar?
Do you recall when you heard that before
Times ain't the same in the Atlantic
Got a bunch of teams juiced like hell
While the refs keep their whistles on the shelf
Do you see the Habs compete
Fighting for every inch of that ice sheet
SFU can write them off as small and weak
But they battle hard cuz they ain't meek
Ain't gonna knock 'em off their feet
Love these Habs now
Show em' MSL
Lindy's Sabres are playing on a heavy foot
And they're trying to keep the Habs down
But no they're never gonna push 'em around
They scored fast to start Game 3
But the pushback was more than they'd seen
Newhook and Dach and Slafkovsky
Outclassed the Sabres wicked clean
Showed 'em what it means to be a team
Did you see their captain Dahleen?
Norris hopeful, beautiful sheen
Cheap-shotting everyone he can find
Cuz he knows the refs know when to be blind
Man, that's a different kind of weak
Love these Habs now
Show em' MSL
Lindy's Sabres are playing on a heavy foot
And they're trying to beat the Habs down
But no they're never gonna keep the Habs down
Did you see the scrum in Game 2?
Benson down prone all vulnerable
Mike Matheson protected him well
Union brothers, man, should be a tell
Love these Habs now
Show em' MSL
Lindy's Sabres are playing on a heavy foot
And they're trying to beat the Habs down
But no they're never gonna push 'em around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKONHbsUiHQ
DeleteThat be me, SiM
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